[00:00 - 01:21]Women are asking their boyfriends how often they think about the Roman Empire because of a TikTok trend.

[00:42 - 00:53]Boyfriends often answer once a week or once a day, but women claim they never think about it.

[01:21 - 02:17]The spirit of the question is to see how often men ponder things about the Roman Empire.

[02:05 - 02:11]Discussion about playing chess and meditations

[02:11 - 02:23]Slime playing against someone from Nepal and getting mad

[02:17 - 02:56]The group discusses a weed store called the "Bone-in Empire" and a cheaper version of the anime "Vinland Saga" called "Kirkland Saga."

[02:24 - 02:56]Learning about Magnus Carlsen and his skills at a young age

[02:41 - 02:49]Playing about the same as Tyler

[02:56 - 03:11]They also talk about their friend being teased with burger emojis for being American.

[02:56 - 03:11]Mango makes fun of slime for picking hard games

[03:12 - 03:28]Playing 2000 games of chess in a week

[03:12 - 03:47]They make jokes about flags and racism in video games.

[03:29 - 03:40]Tyler plays 50 games a day of rapid

[03:41 - 04:01]Playing a game in front of Mango and losing

[03:48 - 04:27]Mango and Nick attended a tournament in Texas.

[03:48 - 04:51]They also talk about their friend being teased with burger emojis for being American.

[04:21 - 05:59]They end the conversation by discussing a country that sounds like the word "nipple."

[04:27 - 05:03]Mango asks what slime is good at

[04:27 - 06:13]They were drafted for a crew battle and asked what they were good at.

[04:33 - 04:51]Playing about the same as Tyler

[04:33 - 05:03]Someone told Slime that their mother had died and he was not happy about it.

[05:03 - 05:22]Slime mentions Dota

[05:23 - 05:40]Discussion about getting back into Brood War at 33

[05:23 - 06:21]The group discusses a weed store called the "Bone-in Empire" and a cheaper version of the anime "Vinland Saga" called "Kirkland Saga."

[05:40 - 05:59]Realization of never being the best at anything

[05:47 - 05:53]Learning about Magnus Carlsen and his skills at a young age

[05:47 - 07:17]Mango and Nick attended a tournament in Texas.

[06:00 - 06:28]Discussing the possibility of Carlsen being good at Fortnite

[06:21 - 07:04]They also talk about their friend being teased with burger emojis for being American.

[06:21 - 07:24]Slime and the others avoided talking to him for a month.

[06:28 - 06:47]Playing 2000 games of chess in a week

[06:28 - 06:53]They end the conversation by discussing a country that sounds like the word "nipple."

[06:35 - 07:10]Playing a game in front of Mango and losing

[06:42 - 07:24]They make jokes about flags and racism in video games.

[06:53 - 07:24]Gets mad while playing chess

[07:24 - 08:24]They also talk about their friend being teased with burger emojis for being American.

[07:24 - 08:24]Slime playing against someone from Nepal and getting mad

[07:24 - 08:24]They make fun of each other on the podcast.

[07:47 - 08:17]They question why some countries have triangle flags and others have rectangle flags.

[08:25 - 08:52]Playing a game in front of Mango and losing

[08:25 - 11:40]Zane came to the hotel to use the bathroom.

[08:52 - 08:58]Gets mad while playing chess

[08:59 - 09:12]Playing about the same as Tyler

[09:13 - 09:18]Playing 2000 games of chess in a week

[09:19 - 09:35]Playing a game in front of Mango and losing

[09:36 - 10:06]Slime playing against someone from Nepal and getting mad

[09:56 - 11:29]Slime was on edge during the tournament due to fan interactions.

[10:07 - 11:09]Gets mad while playing chess

[10:30 - 11:16]Discussion about playing video games and chess at the same time

[10:58 - 11:03]Gets mad while playing chess

[11:17 - 13:03]Someone told Slime that their mother had died and he was not happy about it.

[12:00 - 12:57]Slime and Dubby saw each other during the week and Dubby touched Slime's body while he was working out.

[13:04 - 13:48]Someone told Slime that their mother had died and he was not happy about it.

[13:38 - 15:33]The speaker is discussing a woman who is being called old and the lack of personal information shared about her.

[13:49 - 16:11]They make fun of each other on the podcast.

[14:36 - 15:44]The speaker talks about a phrase they have been using and a new TV they bought.

[15:08 - 16:17]They combined Guitar Hero and Call of Duty tournaments into one event.

[15:45 - 17:28]They mention a convention they attended where they saw people cosplaying and a Jack Link Sasquatch.

[16:18 - 17:42]Slime saw a man in a Jack Link's Squatch costume at the tournament.

[16:56 - 17:28]Slime hit a blunt and freaked out.

[17:29 - 19:53]The speaker talks about a phrase they have been using and a new TV they bought.

[18:27 - 21:56]The speaker brings up Bill Cosby and discusses the idea of putting celebrities who have committed crimes on a reality show where the profits go to the victims.

[21:29 - 23:36]They mention O.J. Simpson and his rebranding.

[23:21 - 25:07]The speaker discusses a video of people finding out about Princess Diana's death in the 90s and how it would be cool to go back in time and tell people false information.

[24:15 - 26:28]They mention the death of Osama bin Laden and a man on Twitter who didn't know because he was looking for a hot dog stand.

[24:53 - 26:39]The speaker talks about a failed attempt at taking a shot

[26:29 - 27:26]The speaker talks about a phrase they have been using and a new TV they bought.

[26:40 - 28:36]The speaker shares a story about their car window being damaged and how they are using the Cash App to help pay for it

[26:53 - 30:04]The speaker talks about a failed attempt at taking a shot

[30:04 - 32:23]They mention a sponsor and a potential challenge involving the sponsor

[30:37 - 34:17]The speaker talks about a failed attempt at taking a shot

[34:17 - 35:51]The speaker talks about playing one game of Valorant and experiencing some success

[34:23 - 36:27]They mention a previous game where they were harassed by other players

[34:43 - 36:51]The speaker discusses how kids can be ruthless in online games and how they always find a way to make the speaker feel inferior.

[36:51 - 38:04]They also mention a previous game where their rank was not affected due to it being unrated

[36:57 - 38:53]The speaker talks about playing one game of Valorant and experiencing some success

[38:14 - 39:34]The speaker discusses how kids can be ruthless in online games and how they always find a way to make the speaker feel inferior.

[39:35 - 40:10]The speaker predicts that when Sysama comes, people won't know how to handle him because they haven't been raised with empathy

[40:11 - 42:16]The speaker remembers spending a large amount of money to rent the movie on the plane

[41:25 - 42:53]The speaker imagines Sysama breaking through a wall like the Kool-Aid man

[41:40 - 44:46]The speaker recalls watching a terrible movie on a plane with actor Lou Diamond Phillips, who was also on the flight

[43:26 - 45:32]The speaker remembers spending a large amount of money to rent the movie on the plane

[44:20 - 44:26]The speaker recalls watching a terrible movie on a plane with actor Lou Diamond Phillips, who was also on the flight

[45:11 - 47:13]The group discusses their experience at an airport restaurant where the service was poor and they were ignored

[47:25 - 48:06]The speaker wonders why people are so callous and if they were always this way

[48:13 - 50:43]The group discusses their experience at an airport restaurant where the service was poor and they were ignored

[49:40 - 52:47]One member of the group tries to take his pants off in the restaurant, causing the others to worry about getting in trouble

[52:11 - 52:52]The speaker imagines Sysama breaking through a wall like the Kool-Aid man

[53:00 - 54:43]The group discusses their experience at an airport restaurant where the service was poor and they were ignored

[53:07 - 55:34]The group discusses the power and invincibility of servers and staff at airport restaurants because their customers are transient and have no impact on their business.

[53:29 - 55:07]The group discusses their experience at an airport restaurant where the service was poor and they were ignored

[55:34 - 57:52]The speaker talks about the different ways to enjoy "Factor" meals, either by savoring them slowly or aggressively.

[56:56 - 59:26]The speaker and his assistant both eat "Factor" meals and have seen positive results in terms of fitness.

[57:53 - 58:56]The speaker talks about their recent Valorant success using a controller, and jokes about being bad at games.

[58:56 - 1.01:05]They briefly mention a Yes Theory video where someone stayed at an airport for a week, and joke about trying it at a less exciting airport.

[1.00:08 - 1.02:34]The speaker and their friends discuss different characters from the show Recess and compare them to themselves.

[1.01:05 - 1.01:53]They briefly mention a Yes Theory video where someone stayed at an airport for a week, and joke about trying it at a less exciting airport.

[1.02:12 - 1.04:04]They briefly mention a previous podcast episode where they incorrectly stated the episode number.

[1.03:15 - 1.05:56]They discuss how both Fall and Summer women can enjoy "Factor" meals and have a successful marriage.

[1.03:22 - 1.04:22]The speaker and their friends discuss different characters from the show Recess and compare them to themselves.

[1.04:48 - 1.08:29]The speaker also talks about creating a custom "boob basket" for their significant other.

[1.05:43 - 1.05:50]The speaker and their friends discuss different characters from the show Recess and compare them to themselves.

[1.06:53 - 1.08:36]The speaker also talks about creating a custom "boob basket" for their significant other.

[1.07:27 - 1.10:01]They discuss how both Fall and Summer women can enjoy "Factor" meals and have a successful marriage.

[1.07:34 - 1.12:04]The speaker also talks about creating a custom "boob basket" for their significant other.

[1.10:28 - 1.12:37]The speaker and their friends discuss different characters from the show Recess and compare them to themselves.

[1.10:57 - 1.12:52]They joke about getting their significant other an ounce of nug if they have dreadlocks.

[1.12:25 - 1.14:43]Discussion about forgetting to take off Me Undies before using the bathroom

[1.12:32 - 1.15:02]Advertising various Me Undies styles and items

[1.12:38 - 1.15:12]Sponsorship mention for Me Undies underwear, known for their comfort

[1.13:36 - 1.13:42]Narrator discusses constipation and asking a friend about it

[1.15:12 - 1.16:36]Narrator's girlfriend offers to help him if he shits himself

[1.16:37 - 1.18:11]Narrator discusses constipation and asking a friend about it

[1.18:12 - 1.18:52]Narrator's girlfriend offers to help him if he shits himself

[1.18:17 - 1.19:21]Narrator tries tea remedy and ends up having explosive diarrhea

[1.19:21 - 1.21:22]Discussion about forgetting to take off Me Undies before using the bathroom

[1.19:30 - 1.20:34]Narrator shits himself in public and has to ride home in his car

[1.20:35 - 1.21:33]Narrator discusses constipation and asking a friend about it

[1.20:46 - 1.22:03]Narrator confesses to friends and they discuss what they would do in a similar situation.

[1.21:22 - 1.22:21]Discussion about forgetting to take off Me Undies before using the bathroom

[1.22:08 - 1.23:27]The speaker shares their goal of taking a dump that is perfectly shaped like a question mark

[1.22:21 - 1.23:27]Narrator confesses to friends and they discuss what they would do in a similar situation.

[1.23:15 - 1.23:21]A man is called "Rick" and his girlfriend looks like "riffraff"

[1.23:28 - 1.25:07]They discuss creating an "ik cam" trend on TikTok, where footage of celebrities doing things that incite disgust is shared

[1.24:19 - 1.25:49]A game where participants have to guess the price of various items

[1.24:19 - 1.27:55]They talk about their recent trip to Paris and how one of them used Uber Eats to order pizza to their hotel

[1.25:01 - 1.26:01]Conversation about eating hamburger growing up

[1.25:07 - 1.26:50]They play a game where they try to guess the price of a grocery store item

[1.26:31 - 1.29:13]Reference to the movie Saw 2 and a comment about someone getting bigger

[1.26:37 - 1.26:50]Discussion about a box of rice and chicken flavor that costs one dollar

[1.26:57 - 1.28:49]The speaker shares their goal of taking a dump that is perfectly shaped like a question mark

[1.27:55 - 1.28:55]Reference to the movie Saw 2 and a comment about someone getting bigger

[1.29:15 - 1.30:34]Joking about roasting someone's leg like a turkey if they were trapped on a deserted island

[1.29:15 - 1.30:48]The speaker talks about their self-defense tactics and how they practice them on Thursdays with their coworkers.

[1.29:41 - 1.30:48]Someone putting down a gun and mentioning wood taxes

[1.30:16 - 1.31:09]Discussion about a box of rice and chicken flavor that costs one dollar

[1.30:16 - 1.33:54]They play a game where they try to guess the price of a grocery store item

[1.30:36 - 1.32:08]Conversation about eating hamburger growing up

[1.31:19 - 1.33:16]Discussion about a box of rice and chicken flavor that costs one dollar

[1.32:47 - 1.34:47]Discussion about the cost of an item, which is estimated at 15 to 25 dollars

[1.33:17 - 1.33:54]Final game where participants have to guess the price of milk or eggs, with a reference to the number of chickens in the world

[1.33:34 - 1.35:23]Discussion about a box of rice and chicken flavor that costs one dollar

[1.33:34 - 1.36:02]The speaker shares their goal of taking a dump that is perfectly shaped like a question mark

[1.34:01 - 1.35:56]They play a game where they try to guess the price of a grocery store item

[1.34:36 - 1.36:30]Final game where participants have to guess the price of milk or eggs, with a reference to the number of chickens in the world

[1.35:56 - 1.36:48]Discussion about the amount of forehead visible on someone's face in a video

[1.36:30 - 1.36:48]Realization that the person has a meeting at 1 PM and needs to finish something before then