[00:00 - 01:58]Ted used a baseball bat to break the speaker's kneecaps

[00:06 - 01:34]Ted trips people, including kids and old people, for fun

[00:25 - 00:46]He has done this at least 40 times

[00:56 - 01:01]The speaker and Eddie joke about the speaker's lack of intelligence in math.

[01:58 - 02:24]The speaker's legs are shattered and look like spaghetti

[02:24 - 03:08]Ted used a baseball bat to break the speaker's kneecaps

[03:09 - 04:54]The speaker injured his finger while trying to remove a tag from a product for the set

[05:01 - 06:09]The speaker and Ted are joined by a guest, Eddie Burrback

[05:24 - 06:43]Eddie introduces himself as a YouTuber and podcaster

[06:44 - 07:23]They discuss multi-level marketing schemes and fundraisers as potential schemes

[07:24 - 07:37]The speaker's aunt was once involved in a fundraiser that may have been a scheme

[07:37 - 08:08]They discuss multi-level marketing schemes and fundraisers as potential schemes

[08:08 - 08:33]Eddie mentions he doesn't like looking at the red Pizza Hut sign

[08:33 - 09:34]The speaker reveals he only took three years of math in high school and dropped out of trigonometry

[08:55 - 09:07]They mention their recent Dungeons and Dragons game, which involved math

[09:08 - 10:27]The speaker reveals he only took three years of math in high school and dropped out of trigonometry

[09:20 - 09:26]The speaker introduces something special for Eddie

[09:35 - 11:32]The speaker reveals he only took three years of math in high school and dropped out of trigonometry

[10:34 - 11:50]They mention their recent Dungeons and Dragons game, which involved math

[11:32 - 13:55]The speaker and Ted are setting up for a podcast episode

[12:05 - 14:04]The speaker introduces something special for Eddie

[12:18 - 13:55]The speaker is offered water but it turns out to be "thick water" instead

[12:30 - 12:54]The speaker's legs are shattered and look like spaghetti

[13:43 - 14:16]The speaker tries thick water and does not like it

[14:04 - 14:55]The speaker and Eddie joke about the speaker's lack of intelligence in math.

[14:04 - 15:54]The speaker is offered water but it turns out to be "thick water" instead

[15:55 - 16:35]The speaker is asked to choose a part of a sandwich and is designated as "thick water"

[16:36 - 18:15]The speaker is offered water but it turns out to be "thick water" instead

[18:07 - 20:52]Charlie said he was going to tweet out a photo from the podcast, but Eddie wanted to be the one to tweet it out

[18:15 - 20:07]The speaker is asked to choose a part of a sandwich and is designated as "thick water"

[20:07 - 20:52]The speaker declines to try any other food challenges due to the setup of the microphones.

[20:53 - 20:58]They discuss why Eddie didn't reply to the tweet and the importance of communication in their friendship and working relationship.

[20:58 - 23:35]Eddie claims he didn't see the tweet until hours later and barely liked it

[22:35 - 24:29]Eddie and Charlie were arguing about a tweet that Charlie sent out without tagging Eddie

[24:17 - 30:07]Eddie claims he didn't see the tweet until hours later and barely liked it

[30:07 - 33:00]Charlie was upset that Eddie didn't reply to the tweet asking him to tweet it out himself

[30:33 - 32:52]Charlie said he was going to tweet out a photo from the podcast, but Eddie wanted to be the one to tweet it out

[33:00 - 34:56]The speakers discuss their favorite and least favorite movies.

[34:40 - 38:31]They talk about the phenomenon of "so bad, it's good" movies and how they can become cult favorites.

[36:23 - 38:15]The speakers also mention a movie called "Finding Jesus" which is a religious parody of "Finding Nemo."

[38:15 - 39:14]They talk about the phenomenon of "so bad, it's good" movies and how they can become cult favorites.

[39:14 - 43:09]The conversation ends on a lighthearted note with the speakers joking about their abilities to chug thick water.

[43:09 - 44:41]The speakers discuss their favorite and least favorite movies.

[43:17 - 45:09]They mention finding terrible movies on IMDB and discuss one called "Space Babies."

[45:09 - 47:32]The speakers also mention a movie called "Finding Jesus" which is a religious parody of "Finding Nemo."

[46:57 - 48:40]They briefly discuss their childhood experiences with religion and attending church.

[48:40 - 51:03]The conversation ends on a lighthearted note with the speakers joking about their abilities to chug thick water.

[50:53 - 51:09]The speaker talks about thick water and how it weighs them down.

[51:09 - 51:58]They switch to playing Smash and the speaker's friend, Charlie, is very good at it.

[51:14 - 52:03]They discuss a game of Mario Kart where the loser had to drink thick water.

[52:05 - 52:34]The speaker's friends, Gus and Sven, are also very good at Smash.

[52:34 - 53:30]The speaker's twin brother, Tony, is mentioned.

[53:31 - 54:46]The speaker talks about thick water and how it weighs them down.

[54:05 - 54:37]They ask for further research on whether snails can fossilize themselves and how.

[54:13 - 55:03]The speaker and their friends discuss the Black Eyed Peas song "Where's the Love" and the line "chemical gases fill in lungs with little ones."

[54:13 - 57:02]Charlie is laughed at for muttering snail facts to himself, and Ian continues researching.

[54:18 - 54:31]Ian begins researching this topic, while the others continue discussing snails.

[54:37 - 55:49]The speaker wishes they could fossilize themselves and come back to a studio covered in cobwebs.

[55:05 - 55:49]The group talks about the Black Eyed Peas' Super Bowl performance and the possibility of them singing that line.

[55:31 - 57:08]The speaker questions Charlie's belief in snails being able to replace themselves with rock and come back to life.

[55:49 - 57:02]The speaker's friend, Spud, has been telling inconsequential lies to his friends recently.

[57:02 - 57:53]They discuss the Barbie movie "Nutcracker" and the scene where the castle turns out to be fake.

[57:09 - 57:53]The speaker wishes they could fossilize themselves and come back to a studio covered in cobwebs.

[57:17 - 58:15]The speaker mentions that snails can turn into fossils after death and mentions a comma in this context.

[57:53 - 58:59]The speaker talks about thick water and how it weighs them down.

[57:53 - 1.01:42]The speaker talks about being pressed between rocks and Charlie clarifies that snails can fossilize like any other organism.

[57:59 - 1.00:10]The speaker and their friend, Ian, discuss Pokemon.

[58:05 - 1.00:26]The speaker mentions a Pokemon card with a fossil, and their limited knowledge of Pokemon.

[59:00 - 1.02:37]Charlie is laughed at for muttering snail facts to himself, and Ian continues researching.

[59:21 - 59:48]The speaker talks about playing Samurai Jack and the game Ratchet and Clank Resilience.

[59:21 - 59:48]The speaker mentions a Pokemon card with a fossil, and their limited knowledge of Pokemon.

[59:48 - 59:54]The speaker's friend, Spud, has been telling inconsequential lies to his friends recently.

[59:48 - 1.03:11]They continue discussing snail facts and Charlie's incorrect information.

[59:55 - 1.01:30]The speaker and their friends discuss the Black Eyed Peas song "Where's the Love" and the line "chemical gases fill in lungs with little ones."

[1.00:20 - 1.02:57]The speaker's friend, Spud, has been telling inconsequential lies to his friends recently.

[1.01:04 - 1.03:30]The speaker discusses the possibility of cloning Ted Amber and fossilization in snails.

[1.01:49 - 1.03:11]The speaker talks about thick water and how it weighs them down.

[1.01:55 - 1.02:13]The speaker and their friend, Ian, discuss Pokemon.

[1.02:46 - 1.03:35]Eddie asks the speaker to choose a brand mascot that they could meet in real life.

[1.02:46 - 1.05:03]Charlie is laughed at for muttering snail facts to himself, and Ian continues researching.

[1.02:46 - 1.05:03]The speaker discusses not wanting to have a conversation with the Colonel from KFC.

[1.02:51 - 1.04:02]They discuss a food mascot and mention wanting to meet Chef Boyardee.

[1.02:51 - 1.06:45]The speaker talks about being pressed between rocks and Charlie clarifies that snails can fossilize like any other organism.

[1.03:51 - 1.04:17]They express a desire to meet the mascot for Green Giant.

[1.03:51 - 1.04:24]They mention Wally Amos, the founder of Famous Amos cookies, as a snail and discuss his status as alive or dead.

[1.03:56 - 1.06:35]The speaker questions Charlie's belief in snails being able to replace themselves with rock and come back to life.

[1.04:24 - 1.05:11]They discuss a food mascot and mention wanting to meet Chef Boyardee.

[1.04:51 - 1.05:45]They mention the idea of making tomato soup with blanched tomatoes and being surprised by this information.

[1.05:11 - 1.07:06]The speaker discusses not wanting to have a conversation with the Colonel from KFC.

[1.06:12 - 1.07:32]The speaker wishes they could fossilize themselves and come back to a studio covered in cobwebs.

[1.06:35 - 1.08:12]Charlie is laughed at for muttering snail facts to himself, and Ian continues researching.

[1.07:06 - 1.08:19]The speaker and others try thick water and discuss its purpose for people with trouble swallowing.

[1.07:32 - 1.07:38]The speaker wishes they could fossilize themselves and come back to a studio covered in cobwebs.

[1.07:45 - 1.11:44]Charlie is laughed at for muttering snail facts to himself, and Ian continues researching.

[1.08:19 - 1.08:50]They discuss a food mascot and mention wanting to meet Chef Boyardee.

[1.08:25 - 1.08:50]They mention Wally Amos, the founder of Famous Amos cookies, as a snail and discuss his status as alive or dead.

[1.08:50 - 1.10:19]They mention finding out that Chef Boyardee contributed to the war effort.

[1.08:50 - 1.12:03]Charlie is laughed at for muttering snail facts to himself, and Ian continues researching.

[1.09:48 - 1.12:27]The speaker and others try thick water and discuss its purpose for people with trouble swallowing.

[1.10:20 - 1.11:03]They talk about Chef Boyardee's company and commercials.

[1.11:57 - 1.13:42]They mention the idea of making tomato soup with blanched tomatoes and being surprised by this information.

[1.12:18 - 1.13:55]The speaker questions Charlie's belief in snails being able to replace themselves with rock and come back to life.

[1.12:52 - 1.13:48]Charlie is laughed at for muttering snail facts to himself, and Ian continues researching.

[1.12:52 - 1.13:48]Discussion about a new feature of a podcast that allows for immediate question answering

[1.13:49 - 1.17:03]Recall of a childhood movie called "We're Back" about dinosaurs in New York City

[1.17:16 - 1.19:59]Mention of a recent experience at Universal Studios with a Jurassic World ride and a malfunctioning animatronic

[1.20:01 - 1.22:59]Mention of going to Disney in June and recommending the Rise of the Resistance ride at Galaxy's Edge

[1.21:28 - 1.21:49]They mention pulling up the navel clock on someone else's phone to refresh it at the perfect time.

[1.21:40 - 1.22:28]Mention of a recent experience at Universal Studios with a Jurassic World ride and a malfunctioning animatronic

[1.21:49 - 1.21:55]The speaker talks about a live actor doing flips and "webbing" down a building at the ride.

[1.21:56 - 1.22:28]They mention quickly walking away to celebrate after not getting on the ride.

[1.22:28 - 1.23:08]The speaker talks about a live actor doing flips and "webbing" down a building at the ride.

[1.23:08 - 1.23:58]The speaker suggests that there are a lot of fun things to do at the location, especially for making videos.

[1.23:19 - 1.24:06]The speaker talks about going on vacation and not wanting to shoot videos.

[1.23:24 - 1.23:31]The speaker reveals that they are leaving to go back to their other podcast with Gus.

[1.24:06 - 1.25:04]The speaker discusses looking up their net worth on a website and finding out they have 1.2 million dollars.

[1.24:18 - 1.24:24]They discuss the accuracy of net worth websites and how they always believe the net worth of celebrities but question it for YouTubers.

[1.24:24 - 1.25:51]The speaker discusses looking up their net worth on a website and finding out they have 1.2 million dollars.

[1.26:19 - 1.26:37]The speaker talks about a live actor doing flips and "webbing" down a building at the ride.

[1.26:37 - 1.26:46]The speaker reveals that they are not listed on the same website as their friends and have a net worth of 0.5 million.

[1.26:46 - 1.27:04]They discuss the accuracy of net worth websites and how they always believe the net worth of celebrities but question it for YouTubers.

[1.27:04 - 1.27:40]The speaker reveals that they are not listed on the same website as their friends and have a net worth of 0.5 million.

[1.27:40 - 1.28:00]The speaker discusses looking up their net worth on a website and finding out they have 1.2 million dollars.

[1.28:00 - 1.29:24]The speaker mentions the movie Home Alone and discusses the wealth of the characters.

[1.29:24 - 1.29:54]The speaker talks about going on vacation and not wanting to shoot videos.

[1.29:39 - 1.30:42]The speaker mentions the movie Home Alone and discusses the wealth of the characters.

[1.30:42 - 1.31:30]The speaker suggests that the movie teaches a lesson to the child by having them face danger while alone.

[1.31:30 - 1.31:35]They mention the movie's unrealistic portrayal of a wealthy child.

[1.31:35 - 1.31:51]The speaker suggests that the movie teaches a lesson to the child by having them face danger while alone.

[1.31:51 - 1.31:58]The speaker thanks the host for having them on and says it will be cold, dark and empty without them.

[1.31:58 - 1.33:34]The speaker reveals that they are leaving to go back to their other podcast with Gus.

[1.32:18 - 1.32:33]They suggest keeping the seat empty in honor of their departure.

[1.32:33 - 1.32:48]They mention making fun of or doing "dumb bullshit" at the location.

[1.32:48 - 1.33:41]They mention trying to get verified on Twitter and the struggles they face.

[1.32:59 - 1.34:22]The speaker suggests that there are a lot of fun things to do at the location, especially for making videos.

[1.33:41 - 1.33:55]The speaker talks about a live actor doing flips and "webbing" down a building at the ride.

[1.33:55 - 1.34:13]They mention trying to get verified on Twitter and the struggles they face.

[1.34:13 - 1.34:19]The speaker thanks the host for having them on and says it will be cold, dark and empty without them.