[00:44 - 00:54]Introduction to podcast, discussing search for new office space

[01:28 - 01:33]Expressing excitement for new office space and plans to document setting it up

[01:49 - 01:55]Technical difficulties with recording computer, using temporary recording space

[02:29 - 02:35]Thanking fans for support and discussing upcoming shows and new opportunities

[03:18 - 03:27]Joking about starting a pyramid scheme for supplement sales

[04:27 - 04:36]Discussion about megalodon teeth and finding a megalodon tooth on the beach

[06:20 - 06:26]Mention of personal experience getting wisdom teeth removed and comparison to co-host's experience

[06:44 - 06:53]Funny anecdote about bleeding and choking on gauze after wisdom teeth removal

[00:11 - 07:31]Podcast hosts discuss their search for office space, technical difficulties with recording, and upcoming opportunities, while also sharing personal experiences with wisdom teeth removal and joking about megalodon teeth and starting a pyramid scheme.

[07:45 - 07:54]Ryan shares a funny story about pretending to break up with a girl by biting his cheeks and spitting blood on her couch

[09:57 - 10:03]They debate whether it is specifically an Egyptian or Middle Eastern restaurant

[10:09 - 10:14]He and his friend Matt go to a fancy Egyptian restaurant for Harrison's birthday

[11:13 - 11:19]Matt makes a joke about wanting to change California to "Matland"

[11:39 - 11:44]They discuss whether Taiwan is its own country and make a joke about it being a sensitive topic

[13:46 - 13:52]Matt mentions that their sponsor supports abortion, which is not related to their product

[14:27 - 14:33]They joke about potentially losing sponsors by making controversial statements during ad reads

[07:36 - 14:40]The text is a transcription of audio content featuring Ryan and Matt's conversation.

[14:40 - 14:46]The speaker mentions that the ads are over and they can now talk about other topics

[14:46 - 14:52]They mention their love for Me Undies and Squarespace, jokingly insulting Squarespace for not sponsoring their podcast

[15:06 - 15:12]The speaker jokes about Squarespace dropping them as a sponsor and mentions that they haven't had an ad read for them in a while

[15:53 - 16:06]They discuss the possibility of having a car decal with the speaker's face on it, and the speaker losing a "what are the odds" game

[17:15 - 17:21]The speaker calls their friend Jackson to inform him of the bet and asks for his help in choosing a decal for the speaker's car

[18:53 - 18:59]The speaker and Jackson discuss work and the speaker's apartment, jokingly mentioning that Jackson should bring the speaker coffee and that they will give him a company car

[21:12 - 21:19]The speaker and Jackson discuss the appearance of Prowlers and the possibility of adding nitrous to one

[14:40 - 22:09]The speaker and their friend discuss various topics, including the end of ads, their love for certain brands, a bet involving a car decal, and work-related tasks. They also briefly mention car models and receive a phone call during their conversation.

[22:15 - 22:22]Discussion about a phone call and meeting for the office

[22:35 - 22:44]Negotiating a deal with a woman for a better price

[24:56 - 25:02]Ideas for a decal on a car, including political and potentially controversial options

[25:19 - 25:27]A car with a camo wrap and Taz cartoon character

[26:27 - 26:34]Losing a game and having to buy Carrot Top tickets

[26:46 - 26:51]A secret upcoming challenge that will be the biggest one yet

[28:28 - 28:39]Matt backing out of a previous challenge involving getting a tattoo

[28:28 - 28:39]The group's history of backing out of challenges

[22:10 - 28:39]A comprehensive summary of the conversation and events.

[28:39 - 28:45] Justin doesn't listen to the podcast

[28:51 - 28:58]Justin wanted to do a dare out of 100

[29:04 - 29:11]The dare was to get a tattoo of a waveform of Jeff's name

[29:38 - 29:45]Matt came up with a punishment for backing out of a dare

[30:12 - 30:27]The punishment is to eat a whole meal at Arby's in a hot car without A/C

[32:20 - 32:27]The Tucker brothers had good luck with a dare and got to see Dustin Hoffman

[32:49 - 32:54]There is a park in LA called Dennis the Menace Park

[34:16 - 34:21]MeUndies use soft micromodal fabric

[34:47 - 34:53]Ryan and Matt both wear MeUndies

[34:47 - 34:53]MeUndies are stretchy and can fit large packages

[34:47 - 34:53]Ryan and Matt have large penises that impress people

[28:39 - 35:15]The text is a conversation between friends discussing dares and MeUndies

[35:21 - 35:28]Shocked reactions to a product called MeUndies

[35:35 - 35:42]Mention of a new boxer brief option for men

[35:49 - 35:55]Advertisement for MeUndies, including style options for men, women, and others

[35:49 - 35:55]Advertisement for the comfort and softness of MeUndies products

[35:55 - 36:01]Offer for listeners to receive 15% off and free shipping on their first order

[36:52 - 37:01]Discussion of OpenFit, a streaming service for fitness

[37:37 - 37:46]Personalized workouts led by popular trainers

[37:46 - 37:52]Accessible on various devices

[37:52 - 37:57]Results can be seen in weight loss and body shaping

[39:06 - 39:11]Anecdote about seeing Tommy Wiseau driving a Hummer

[40:08 - 40:13]Discussion about the possibility of using human bones for pet toys

[40:43 - 40:50]Joke about having a lot of sex with women

[41:10 - 41:21]Use of personalized animojis during sex

[41:31 - 41:37]Advertisement for the Black Eyed Peas and their music

[35:15 - 42:01]The audio is an advertisement for MeUndies and OpenFit, with a brief anecdote about seeing Tommy Wiseau. There are also jokes about sex and the Black Eyed Peas.

[42:01 - 42:07]The speaker discusses the similarity of his and the listener's voice waveforms.

[42:26 - 42:34]They experiment with projecting and enunciating words to see the effect on the waveforms.

[43:26 - 43:32]They discuss how the waveforms would look with different sounds, such as a plane crashing or a bird.

[45:32 - 45:37]They joke about getting fired from Game Grumps and discuss their appearances.

[46:00 - 46:05]The speaker suggests pranking someone with a cup of water and a broom.

[48:01 - 48:07]The speaker and the listener have had a fun time recording the podcast.

[49:11 - 49:17]The speaker compliments the listener and suggests that if he were more fit and well-dressed, he would be an "alpha."

[42:01 - 49:17]The speaker and listener discuss voice waveforms, experiment with projecting and enunciating words, and joke about getting fired from Game Grumps. They also discuss pranking someone with a cup of water and a broom and compliment each other's appearances.

[49:18 - 49:24] The speaker compliments the other person, saying they dominate a room

[49:24 - 49:30]They discuss attributes of an "alpha" male, including an Adam's apple

[49:36 - 49:41]The speaker mentions being uncomfortable with Adam's apples and shares a disturbing thought

[50:48 - 50:56]They switch topics to discussing a video of someone getting their throat slit and a scene from Jackass involving a shark

[51:35 - 51:41]They joke about collecting megalodon teeth and driving up the market value

[52:34 - 52:43]The conversation becomes more nonsensical and they apologize for the podcast episode

[53:40 - 53:45]They mention being unorganized but promise more videos and talk about upcoming plans

[54:33 - 54:39]They mention working on Japan videos and promoting their upcoming tour

[54:46 - 54:52]They remind listeners to check their website for available tickets

[49:18 - 54:55]The speakers discuss various topics, including alpha males, disturbing thoughts, and videos involving violence and sharks. They also mention upcoming plans and encourage listeners to check for available tickets.