[00:22 - 00:30] Brothers discussing a conversation with someone who expressed dislike for Asian girls

[00:31 - 00:38]They were surprised because he was an overweight white man who they thought would like Asian girls

[00:43 - 00:51]He said Asian girls were too squeaky for him, possibly only based on his experience with porn

[01:11 - 01:18]They discuss the use of nuclear and chemical weapons in war, and the restrictions placed on them

[01:46 - 01:54]They joke about the United States being like a kid who breaks the rules and then makes them for everyone else

[02:38 - 02:47]One brother tells a story about injuring himself on a trampoline as a child

[04:55 - 05:01]They briefly mention the belief in a flat earth and express disbelief at anyone believing it

[05:02 - 05:12]They make a joke about making flat earthing a bipartisan issue

[05:23 - 05:28]They end with a quote from Forrest Gump and joke about making an enchanted movie about finding the end of the earth

[00:04 - 05:35]Two brothers discuss a conversation about sexual preferences and the use of weapons in war, ending with a joke about making a movie.

[05:36 - 05:42] Jesus is having a fun time and suddenly finds himself in the middle of the desert.

[05:42 - 05:47]He accidentally trips through a portal and ends up in modern day New York City.

[06:22 - 06:30]During the day, he experiences comedic misunderstandings while in his Jesus get-up, but at night, people think it's just a costume.

[06:30 - 06:37]He struggles to find a costume and befriends people at a party who slowly realize he is the Christ.

[06:38 - 06:48]They help him get back to Jerusalem to fulfill his destiny.

[07:17 - 07:24]There are discussions about Marvel movies and a mention of a stinky fart.

[10:17 - 10:24]They divert to talk about their least favorite Christmas songs and rum cake.

[12:01 - 12:07]The speaker describes himself as a lanky fighter and imitates a monkey having sex.

[05:36 - 12:07]A portal opens and Jesus ends up in modern day New York City, trying to find a costume to fit in and make friends who realize he is the Christ.

[12:08 - 18:18]The speaker discusses watching videos of animals having sex. -They mention seeing monkeys and turtles having sex. -They speculate on why monkeys may not make sounds during sex. -They transition to discussing their podcast and their plans to do a sketch comedy in South Carolina. -The speaker shares a childhood memory of creating a Mario and Luigi game. -They make a joke about diabetes and mention their mom. -The speaker compares the feeling of 2017 to a bomb going off and everything being in chaos. -They reflect on the surprising events of the year. -They thank listeners and wish them a happy new year. -The speaker jokingly ends the podcast with a crude comment. -2017 has been an eventful and chaotic year both personally and in the world.