[00:00 - 00:20]The speaker talks about being unable to open something and apologizes for using profanity.

[00:20 - 00:49]The speaker welcomes viewers to episode 11 of a show and mentions possibly being episode 9 again.

[00:49 - 02:10]The speaker talks about a previous incident where they criticized Taco Bell in a video.

[01:47 - 02:43]They joke about not being accepted as a sponsor for Taco Bell and discuss wearing women's leggings.

[02:10 - 02:20]The speaker mentions a Reddit post about a Ludwig viewer and a coin base commercial.

[02:43 - 03:02]The speaker talks about losing weight and mentions using the bathroom before weighing themselves.

[02:50 - 04:03]The speaker is discussing their weight and how they have lost some weight recently

[03:42 - 05:02]The speaker mentions a Reddit post about a Ludwig viewer and a coin base commercial.

[04:03 - 05:33]They compare this to watching adult content late at night when they were younger

[04:29 - 04:44]They talk about tanking a spell in a video game and joke about a character's wife.

[04:50 - 06:47]The conversation then shifts to the speaker's recent trip with someone named Aidan, who is described as being an old man

[05:02 - 06:04]The speaker talks about being unable to open something and apologizes for using profanity.

[05:33 - 06:47]The speaker welcomes viewers to episode 11 of a show and mentions possibly being episode 9 again.

[06:04 - 06:09]The speaker talks about being unable to open something and apologizes for using profanity.

[06:15 - 07:11]The speaker talks about losing weight and mentions using the bathroom before weighing themselves.

[06:15 - 07:11]They compare this to watching adult content late at night when they were younger

[06:34 - 09:00]The speaker then shares a personal story about finding their father's collection of adult magazines and their first experience with a condom

[07:11 - 09:00]The speaker discusses trying on gloves and eating one incorrectly.

[07:21 - 08:43]The speaker talks about being unable to open something and apologizes for using profanity.

[09:00 - 11:53]They compare this to watching adult content late at night when they were younger

[09:07 - 09:48]The speaker then shares a personal story about finding their father's collection of adult magazines and their first experience with a condom

[09:30 - 12:17]The conversation then shifts to the speaker's recent trip with someone named Aidan, who is described as being an old man

[10:02 - 11:53]The speaker clarifies that all of their fans, known as "yardigans," are those who subscribe to the philosophy of the channel.

[10:26 - 12:59]The speaker had a conversation with this fan's girlfriend on the phone.

[10:50 - 12:25]The speaker then brings up a conversation they had with someone else about being more aggressive and using profanity in their content

[11:53 - 13:57]The speaker then mentions having a back injury and needing to go home soon

[12:59 - 13:43]The speaker compares YouTube titles to a Jerry Springer episode.

[13:05 - 14:05]The speaker had a conversation with this fan's girlfriend on the phone.

[13:43 - 13:57]On the last day, they realized that living in LA is very different from living in Tandusky, Ohio.

[14:13 - 16:00]The speaker had a conversation with this fan's girlfriend on the phone.

[16:13 - 16:47]The speaker played Super Smash Bros. Melee with this fan and found out they were trying to switch to a new character because their girlfriend wanted them to.

[16:47 - 17:55]They discuss the concept of a "celebrity one-time pass" and whether they should count as a celebrity.

[17:55 - 19:38]They discuss the popularity of Jerry Springer and how he may have been the first YouTube star.

[18:02 - 19:23]They discuss the scale of celebrity notoriety and compare themselves to other celebrities.

[19:39 - 20:58]The speaker mentions watching Vice News and jokingly suggests starting a third project aimed at older viewers.

[20:44 - 21:38]The speaker had a positive experience at the Riptide Smash tournament in Ohio.

[20:58 - 21:04]They were surprised by the amount of viewers at the tournament and had good interactions with fans.

[21:38 - 23:28]The speaker talks about someone named "She" who controls all the Ubers in Sandusky and has a third-party app to track other drivers.

[22:28 - 24:53]At the airport, they are approached by a man who offers them a ride through a different service, not Uber.

[24:53 - 27:51]The speaker and their friend have a conversation about how this woman may be more unethical than Uber.

[27:51 - 29:59]They then discuss their lack of bad fan experiences and the speaker's encounter with a fan at a restaurant.

[29:59 - 32:48]The speaker also mentions hanging out with Mr. Beast and discussing their bank accounts with him and another YouTuber, Carl Jacobs.

[30:27 - 33:04]They then discuss their lack of bad fan experiences and the speaker's encounter with a fan at a restaurant.

[33:05 - 35:28]The speaker shares an experience at a Logan Paul fight where they were asked to take a photo with a fan and their girlfriend.

[33:24 - 35:43]They discuss the concept of being micro-internet celebrities and how it differs from being recognized in a different country.

[35:43 - 36:14]Ludwig is not recognized in China due to internet censorship

[36:14 - 37:31]Mr. Beast's gaming channel in China is successful with millions of views per video

[37:31 - 38:10]Mr. Beast invited the speaker to hang out with him and his friends

[38:17 - 38:48]Mr. Beast has a large team and spends a lot of money on his main channel

[39:18 - 41:07]Mr. Beast invited the speaker to hang out with him and his friends

[39:42 - 41:29]Steve will do it recently held a meetup where he shaved people's pubic hair and wore it as a suit

[41:07 - 41:38]Mr. Beast invited the speaker to hang out with him and his friends

[41:38 - 44:01]Steve will do it recently held a meetup where he shaved people's pubic hair and wore it as a suit

[42:53 - 44:25]Mr. Beast's friend Steve will do it is also a successful YouTuber

[44:28 - 44:47]The speaker learned a YouTube trick from Mr. Beast, which is to tweet without including the video link to increase views

[44:47 - 46:08]Mr. Beast invited the speaker to hang out with him and his friends

[44:58 - 45:41]Mr. Beast's friend Steve will do it is also a successful YouTuber

[46:09 - 47:11]The speaker learned a YouTube trick from Mr. Beast, which is to tweet without including the video link to increase views

[47:11 - 48:13]The speaker also learned that if a video gets a lot of dislikes, mentioning Star Wars in the comments can attract more viewers

[47:54 - 48:43]Mr. Beast also advised the speaker to end daily uploads in order to focus on quality control and improve the overall video content.

[48:20 - 48:35]The speaker also learned that if a video gets a lot of dislikes, mentioning Star Wars in the comments can attract more viewers

[48:20 - 54:52]The text digresses to a discussion about a previous class action lawsuit against Red Bull for their "gives you wings" slogan

[54:26 - 56:02]People who used the app from 2016 onwards are eligible for a $30 payout

[54:34 - 1.01:59]The text digresses to a discussion about a previous class action lawsuit against Red Bull for their "gives you wings" slogan

[59:58 - 1.01:11]The lawsuit was not successful, but Bumble is paying out $3 million

[1.01:11 - 1.02:07]The text digresses to a discussion about a previous class action lawsuit against Red Bull for their "gives you wings" slogan

[1.01:17 - 1.02:37]The speaker discusses a product that supposedly gives an extra boost but clarifies that it does not give literal benefits.

[1.02:07 - 1.02:18]They mention being schizophrenic and seeing something that was bad for them.

[1.02:07 - 1.02:44]The text ends with a conspiracy theory about chem trails.

[1.02:18 - 1.03:57]They mention Vinnie Paz and the movie "The Irishman" and criticize the prosthetics used in the film.

[1.03:57 - 1.06:55]The speaker brings up the idea of "Benjamin Button" and asks if it would be better to start off with a baby body and an old penis or vice versa.

[1.06:55 - 1.07:48]They discuss the concept of being remembered for one thing after death and mention the Power Rangers and a viral video involving a child being bitten.

[1.07:10 - 1.10:08]The speaker then poses a hypothetical scenario where everyone will remember them for one thing and asks what that thing would be for them.

[1.07:48 - 1.10:50]They discuss the concept of being remembered for one thing after death and mention the Power Rangers and a viral video involving a child being bitten.

[1.09:43 - 1.12:33]The speaker then poses a hypothetical scenario where everyone will remember them for one thing and asks what that thing would be for them.

[1.11:07 - 1.11:51]They discuss the concept of being remembered for one thing after death and mention the Power Rangers and a viral video involving a child being bitten.

[1.12:20 - 1.14:32]The speaker discusses their love for doing impressions, specifically a great Eric Forman impression they did at a lunch table that was well-received.

[1.13:07 - 1.14:24]They recall a time when they were at a tournament and cheered on a player by singing a song from a specific album, potentially influencing the player's performance.

[1.14:32 - 1.17:13]They then talk about their own achievements, including being a top e-commerce associate at Smash GG and landing a kickflip on a skateboard at the BTS office.

[1.16:05 - 1.17:23]The speaker then shifts the conversation to a confusing message sent by Ludwig about scheduling the podcast, revealing that they have trouble deciphering Ludwig's messages due to a potential disorder.

[1.16:50 - 1.19:19]The speaker discusses the importance of being remembered by those close to them rather than strangers, and jokes about wanting to be remembered as a top CS GO player with a kid in Sweden.

[1.19:19 - 1.21:57]The speaker then shifts the conversation to a confusing message sent by Ludwig about scheduling the podcast, revealing that they have trouble deciphering Ludwig's messages due to a potential disorder.

[1.21:57 - 1.23:36]They joke about their dysgraphia and how they are getting better at responding to messages, and recall a funny moment when they couldn't even respond to a message from Ludwig due to its unreadable content.

[1.23:05 - 1.24:27]The speaker talks about a previous conversation where they were compared to a machine or AI.

[1.23:16 - 1.24:20]They discuss a time when their internet was shut off because of downloading movies, but it turned out to be a Pokemon ROM.

[1.24:27 - 1.25:10]The speaker talks about how they and others in the streaming community have "min-maxed" to some extent.

[1.24:32 - 1.25:24]The speaker talks about playing poker with Tom DeWann and Phil Hellmuth.

[1.25:24 - 1.26:38]The speaker talks about using a website to make friends call each other and play video games together.

[1.25:29 - 1.27:34]The speaker talks about a previous conversation where they were compared to a machine or AI.

[1.28:20 - 1.29:42]The speaker admits to being the reason for the ban and promises to explain in the bonus episode.

[1.29:17 - 1.30:06]The speaker talks about a previous conversation where they were compared to a machine or AI.

[1.29:23 - 1.30:15]They mention how Mr. Beast has met every type of person through his success.

[1.30:15 - 1.30:31]The speaker talks about playing poker with Tom DeWann and Phil Hellmuth.

[1.30:31 - 1.31:56]They mention a man on their flight who talks to Siri as if she is a real woman.

[1.31:56 - 1.33:56]The speaker talks about working from home and getting demoralized after two years.

[1.33:27 - 1.36:34]The speaker talks about using a website to make friends call each other and play video games together.

[1.34:13 - 1.34:45]They mention a prank they played on their coworkers involving recording their conversations without their knowledge.

[1.35:06 - 1.36:21]The speaker talks about using a website to make friends call each other and play video games together.

[1.36:34 - 1.36:58]They mention trying to film a video on Omegle but getting IP banned.