[00:00 - 00:09]Welcome to Peter's Prison, the Jordan Peterson podcast

[01:37 - 01:44]Dr. Peterson calls out Watson for making fun of him on the internet

[01:53 - 01:58]Guest: Matthew Watson, known for his monologues

[01:53 - 01:58]Dr. Peterson asks Watson to share his monologues

[01:59 - 02:10]They discuss making fun of Bob Saget and AFV

[02:25 - 02:36]Watson defends himself and his ideals

[05:29 - 05:35]Keemstar will not be discussed

[06:23 - 06:35]Good will stores in LA have for your consideration DVDs

[06:35 - 06:51]These DVDs are special packages sent to Emmy judges

[06:51 - 06:58]Ryan has one from Malcolm in the Middle with a bag of popcorn

[00:00 - 07:04]Dr. Peterson and guest Matt Watson discuss making fun of each other, Keemstar is off limits, and Ryan has a special DVD from Malcolm in the Middle.

[07:04 - 07:10] The speaker cannot open something on a pop, possibly referring to a movie or game case.

[07:21 - 07:30]They discuss alliteration and whether it is purely based on sound or also the beginning letter.

[08:24 - 08:32]The speaker mentions words with silent K's and the complexities of spelling in old English.

[09:03 - 09:13]They reminisce about Bionicles and Legos, and the speaker suggests getting Legos during a potential lockdown.

[10:18 - 10:32]The speaker talks about building Legos and how it is not as simple as it seems.

[12:27 - 12:33]They mention the difficulty of building a ship in a bottle, and the speaker expresses interest in doing so.

[12:54 - 13:03]The conversation turns to hobbies, including remote control planes and horses.

[14:10 - 14:15]The speaker mentions horse girls and their possible attraction to horses due to their large penises.

[07:04 - 14:24]Overall, the speakers discuss various hobbies and interests, including building Legos and the potential dangers of horses.

[14:25 - 14:33]The speaker explains why they like something and how it gets them aroused.

[15:00 - 15:12]They recall a memory from their youth involving puberty and a specific exercise at the gym.

[15:12 - 15:21]The speaker reflects on the pleasurable sensation they felt while doing the exercise and how they would purposely go to the machine for that feeling.

[15:22 - 15:28]They mention not knowing about masturbation at the time.

[17:20 - 17:32]The speaker then transitions to an advertisement for ExpressVPN and talks about using it to access content from different countries.

[19:02 - 19:18]They mention a cancelled trip to Japan and the closure of a venue they performed at.

[21:06 - 21:12]The speaker jokes about starting a coffee company and mentions it as a trend among YouTubers.

[14:25 - 21:12]In summary, the speaker discusses their arousal from a specific exercise, an advertisement for ExpressVPN, a cancelled trip to Japan, and a trend among YouTubers.

[21:14 - 21:20]Aaron Hanson will start a coffee company.

[21:27 - 21:35]Jacksepticeye and Ian from Smosh have their own coffee brands.

[21:37 - 21:44]Anyone could start a coffee company by finding a supplier and slapping their name on it.

[21:37 - 21:44]The idea of having a coffee brand sounds fun but it would have to be really good.

[21:44 - 21:52]Hank Schrader packages his own beer, not the actor who plays him.

[23:15 - 23:22]Cameo is a platform where celebrities can make personalized videos for fans.

[24:18 - 24:24]The hosts consider trying Cameo, but some people charge ridiculous prices.

[25:10 - 25:15]They joke about doing a Caitlyn Jenner impersonation Cameo.

[25:54 - 26:00]They get distracted by the many flies in the podcast room.

[26:32 - 26:37]They mention a terrifying story about a diver who got stuck upside down in a cave and couldn't be rescued.

[27:29 - 27:36]A video about this story keeps getting recommended to one of the hosts.

[21:14 - 27:36]The hosts discuss the idea of starting a coffee company, mention other YouTubers who have their own coffee brands, and briefly consider trying the platform Cameo before getting distracted by flies and mentioning a terrifying story about a diver stuck in a cave.

[27:36 - 27:46]Narrator discusses a cave diving video where people explore a narrow hole known as the "hell hole"

[27:47 - 27:55]Video shows people with GoPros exploring narrow chasms and tunnels underground

[28:01 - 28:07]Narrator questions the appeal of this type of exploration

[28:01 - 28:07]Narrator mentions personal experience with caving and seeing others unable to fit through narrow spaces

[28:26 - 28:33]Narrator mentions a cool open area in the cave where people can lay out sleeping bags and explore

[28:33 - 28:43]There is also an underground lake in the cave

[29:11 - 29:23]Narrator talks about his fear of paralysis and recalls a disturbing video of a wrestler becoming paralyzed

[31:44 - 31:53]Narrator's co-host brings up a story about someone they knew who was in a vegetative state after a drunk driving accident

[32:20 - 32:40]Narrator and co-host discuss biblical plagues, including flies, frogs, and boils

[33:42 - 33:48]Narrator may have accidentally awakened a "beast from the nether"

[35:01 - 35:06]Narrator mentions a recent bug infestation in his neighborhood and reveals they were ladybug larvae

[27:36 - 35:06]Narrator discusses a cave diving video, shares personal experience with caving, talks about fear of paralysis, and recalls a disturbing video. Co-host brings up a story about someone they knew who was paralyzed. They also discuss biblical plagues and a recent bug infestation.

[37:17 - 37:23] Person talks about seeing a group of Ladybug larvae and releases 700 ladybugs in backyard several months ago

[37:24 - 37:32]Person worries about potential ecological impact of releasing ladybugs

[37:24 - 37:32]Person discusses strict environmental regulations in California and upcoming fire season

[40:04 - 40:10]Person shares experience of hearing gunshots near their home and their perception of guns as comedic props versus everyday tools

[40:10 - 40:15]Discussion of potential dangers of owning a gun

[42:18 - 42:24]Person mentions previous experiences with guns and desire to try shooting a handgun

[35:07 - 42:24]Person talks about encounters with ladybugs, fears of ecological impact, and experiences with guns, leading to a desire to try shooting a handgun.

[42:39 - 42:48] The speaker discusses their experience with shooting handguns, shotguns, bolt action rifles, muskets, and bows and arrows.

[42:49 - 43:09]They mention struggling with archery and finally achieving a good shot on the last day of a camp.

[44:05 - 44:15]The speaker talks about being surprised by the loudness of guns and the need for earplugs.

[45:13 - 45:20]They mention being interested in precision shooting with a hunting rifle in a large field.

[45:48 - 45:53]The speaker expresses discomfort with hunting and killing animals.

[46:38 - 46:53]The speaker expresses a fascination with collecting old guns like muskets and cleaning them.

[47:38 - 47:49]They discuss the concept of humans being separate from nature, but also being a part of it.

[47:50 - 47:58]The speaker and their friend joke about being those guys who are really into guns but only the old ones.

[48:22 - 48:37]The speaker mentions learning about cities being classified as an ecosystem and viewing construction sites and buildings as nature for animals.

[49:19 - 49:28]Pigeons, crows, and ravens are discussed as being intelligent birds.

[42:24 - 49:28]The speaker discusses their experience with shooting different types of guns, their discomfort with hunting and killing animals, and their fascination with collecting old guns and viewing cities as part of nature.

[49:37 - 49:45]Person watches a video about intelligent animals and their abilities

[49:45 - 49:53]Animals mentioned include crows, ravens, pigeons, whales, octopi, dolphins, dogs, and cats

[50:24 - 50:32]Discussion of flies entering a cup and how to catch them

[51:39 - 51:44]Mention of a movie called "The Fly" and an episode of "Johnny Bravo" or "Courage the Cowardly Dog" involving a human turning into a fly

[52:35 - 52:47]Discussion of a movie called "Eraserhead" and its bizarre and disturbing content

[53:26 - 53:33]Mention of a movie called "Unplanned" and its anti-abortion themes

[55:40 - 55:54]Description of a scene in "Unplanned" involving a fetus being aborted

[56:57 - 57:02]Discussion of a producer of "Unplanned" having a cameo appearance in the film

[49:28 - 57:11]A person watches a video about intelligent animals, discusses various animals and their abilities, talks about flies and how to catch them, mentions a movie called "The Fly" and an episode of a cartoon involving a human turning into a fly, discusses a disturbing movie called "Eraserhead," talks about a movie called "Unplanned" and its anti-abortion themes, describes a scene from "Unplanned," and mentions a producer of the film having a cameo appearance.

[57:11 - 57:16] Main character performs brave act in American history

[57:24 - 57:31]Girl with job at Planned Parenthood deals with judgement from her Christian family

[57:49 - 57:57]Main character and friend plan to watch an entertaining movie

[58:19 - 58:25]Breaking news about COVID-19 being fake and Joe Biden farting on a live stream

[59:11 - 59:16]Conversation about adding fart sound effects to serious interviews

[1.00:40 - 1.00:48]Conspiracy theories about being fired from Game Grumps for editing in fart sound effects

[1.01:59 - 1.02:05]Main character receives text from Brent about being funny in edited calls

[1.02:49 - 1.03:01]Concerns about using The Office gifs and fan base

[1.03:27 - 1.03:34]Discussion about killing flies

[57:11 - 1.03:47]Main character discusses various topics including a brave act in American history, judgement from a Christian family, plans to watch an entertaining movie, breaking news about COVID-19 and Joe Biden, adding fart sound effects to interviews, conspiracy theories about being fired, receiving a text from Brent, concerns about using The Office gifs, and killing flies.