[00:00 - 01:33]Jokes about not actually fighting for the United States

[00:14 - 01:27]Friends ask why he felt the need to go to a recruitment office

[01:33 - 03:22]Jokes about choosing which country to fight for/against

[02:30 - 03:03]Jokes about not actually fighting for the United States

[03:22 - 05:36]Jokes about the toxic megacolon and being a "real shitter"

[04:47 - 05:58]Friends joke about his "beast DNA" and lack of health problems

[05:36 - 06:26]Jokes about who is the "real Ludwig" and who is more "Ludwig" between the friends.

[06:05 - 07:25]Leslie takes the key to the "gamer hood" and keeps it

[06:32 - 08:00]Jokes about friends paying his bills and not changing his insurance

[08:13 - 09:06]Jokes that it would be funnier if he made less money

[08:37 - 09:36]Leslie takes the key to the "gamer hood" and keeps it

[09:21 - 10:15]Friends joke about his competitive nature and love for Tekkit

[09:36 - 10:21]One person mentions staring at the sun for five minutes during the eclipse.

[09:48 - 10:57]One person in the group took the test and got a 75, with signs of autism

[10:15 - 11:03]Jokes about not actually fighting for the United States

[10:23 - 10:57]Friends joke about his "beast DNA" and lack of health problems

[10:28 - 11:08]They discuss the length of the test and its possible threshold

[10:35 - 11:08]Recalls going to a recruitment office at 23 years old

[10:43 - 11:20]A character from the show is referenced and they discuss the show's first season

[11:08 - 11:59]DAX Flame is mentioned as being married to Kristen Bell

[11:08 - 12:20]Jokes that it would be funnier if he made less money

[11:15 - 11:50]Leslie takes the key to the "gamer hood" and keeps it

[11:20 - 11:50]The stolen idea is related to parking and was stolen by DAX Flame

[11:39 - 11:59]Friends are surprised they didn't know this about him

[11:59 - 13:09]A character from the show is referenced and they discuss the show's first season

[12:49 - 13:37]Someone mentions a TikTok video and they discuss what constitutes as doing well on the app

[13:20 - 13:50]The first person is upset because they wanted to play with the whole house and one person in particular who would "love to have sex with"

[13:20 - 14:24]A group chat is discussing a test for autism and a stolen idea

[13:38 - 14:07]They mention someone named Nick and a video posted on a subreddit

[13:38 - 14:07]One person is frustrated because they have been waiting all weekend for the other person to update them on the feature

[14:08 - 15:12]The second person finally responds and says they were on acid and couldn't give an update

[14:25 - 15:00]A group chat is discussing a test for autism and a stolen idea

[14:37 - 16:21]They mention a trip to Texas and seeing a solar eclipse

[14:43 - 15:47]They discuss the experience of the eclipse and seeing it with a group of animals

[15:12 - 16:35]The first person talks about their level of commitment to their job and checking their phone while on acid

[15:25 - 15:47]They mention a trip to Vegas with Shake Drizzle and calling Ludwig while drunk

[16:35 - 17:06]The second person finally responds and says they were on acid and couldn't give an update

[16:35 - 17:59]They mention birds and the sky during the eclipse

[17:06 - 17:43]One person had a camera and took pictures of the eclipse

[17:06 - 18:37]The first person talks about their level of commitment to their job and checking their phone while on acid

[17:50 - 18:26]The first person is annoyed and mentions that they had a great weekend despite the delay

[17:59 - 19:13]The first person talks about their level of commitment to their job and checking their phone while on acid

[18:07 - 18:32]They discuss a trip to the airport and seeing emus

[18:32 - 19:27]One person mentions staring at the sun for five minutes during the eclipse.

[19:13 - 20:35]The second person apologizes and says they were busy with Cutie on Thursday

[19:13 - 20:44]They discuss the experience of the eclipse and seeing it with a group of animals

[19:20 - 21:39]The first person is upset because they wanted to play with the whole house and one person in particular who would "love to have sex with"

[19:27 - 19:53]They discuss a game they played together and a cringe-worthy moment

[19:54 - 20:05]A character from the show is referenced and they discuss the show's first season

[20:05 - 20:51]They discuss the experience of the eclipse and seeing it with a group of animals

[21:39 - 23:21]They mention a trip to Vegas with Shake Drizzle and calling Ludwig while drunk

[22:37 - 23:10]The speaker mentions a conversation where someone says $250,000 is a lot of money but the speaker disagrees

[22:37 - 25:30]They ask Ludwig about his personal bank account and he is taken aback and plays along with their roleplay scenario

[23:10 - 25:05]The speaker is playing video games and someone asks for all their money, but they say no and the other person mentions coots being in heat

[23:34 - 24:59]They mention a motorcycle trip and a man at a mini-mart talking about staying sharp by masturbating every morning

[25:06 - 26:28]The speaker is playing video games and someone asks for all their money, but they say no and the other person mentions coots being in heat

[26:11 - 27:39]They mention a motorcycle trip and a man at a mini-mart talking about staying sharp by masturbating every morning

[27:21 - 28:25]The speaker introduces a sex toy giveaway and discusses a specific toy with features such as AI and flexible silicone

[27:39 - 27:53]The speaker explains that heat lasts longer if there is a male suitor and mentions thinking another dog was interested in their dog.

[28:25 - 29:18]The speaker mentions a conversation where someone says $250,000 is a lot of money but the speaker disagrees

[29:19 - 30:06]The speaker asks how much the amount was again and mentions someone getting at least one rat

[29:42 - 31:09]The speaker tells a story about their dog being in heat and wanting to be "pleasured"

[29:51 - 32:04]They receive calls from various people accusing them of trying to have sex with their cat

[30:08 - 32:33]The speaker is worried about their cat, who is in heat and needs to be spayed

[30:49 - 32:04]They mention having coots for a long time and the dog being around male dogs

[30:54 - 33:26]The speaker explains that heat lasts longer if there is a male suitor and mentions thinking another dog was interested in their dog.

[32:04 - 32:39]The speaker tells a story about their dog being in heat and wanting to be "pleasured"

[32:33 - 34:22]The speaker denies these accusations and explains their love for their cat

[32:39 - 33:36]The speaker is playing video games and someone asks for all their money, but they say no and the other person mentions coots being in heat

[34:03 - 35:32]The speaker's girlfriend notes that they seem more present than usual

[34:40 - 36:25]They receive calls from various people accusing them of trying to have sex with their cat

[36:02 - 38:09]The speaker's girlfriend notes that they seem more present than usual

[37:09 - 39:08]They receive calls from various people accusing them of trying to have sex with their cat

[38:43 - 40:20]The speaker denies these accusations and explains their love for their cat

[40:20 - 42:40]The speaker and their friend continue to lose money at the Blackjack table, while the man tells his story

[40:51 - 42:59]The man reveals that his brother died in the 9/11 attacks

[42:42 - 44:19]The man has gained a lot of traction and media attention for his videos

[43:34 - 46:06]The man is from Australia and posts videos on Instagram where he bets 10 cents on Blackjack for every follower he has

[44:19 - 46:46]The man has gained a lot of traction and media attention for his videos

[45:38 - 47:21]The speaker and their friend lost a lot of money at a Blackjack table

[46:46 - 49:26]The speaker's Instagram algorithm is now filled with videos about how to pose for photos

[47:37 - 50:38]The speaker saw a mirror in a field and was reminded of a line from a movie.

[49:53 - 52:36]The speaker's ex-girlfriend paid for their cat, but the speaker loves the cat more

[50:44 - 53:46]The speaker saw a mirror in a field and was reminded of a line from a movie.

[50:50 - 52:48]The speaker's ex-girlfriend paid for their cat, but the speaker loves the cat more

[52:49 - 53:39]Discussion about whether South Park has surpassed Always Sunny as the longest running sitcom

[52:49 - 55:10]The speaker's friend Josh was supposed to come on the podcast, but it is unclear if it happened

[52:57 - 55:24]The speaker saw a mirror in a field and was reminded of a line from a movie.

[53:40 - 54:45]A conversation about watching South Park and forgetting it's a show

[53:47 - 54:58]Mention of wanting to have President Joe Biden on their podcast

[54:45 - 55:53]A conversation about watching South Park and forgetting it's a show

[55:53 - 58:55]Discussing the revamp of Smosh and the nostalgia factor in resurrecting old content

[58:18 - 59:22]A conversation about watching South Park and forgetting it's a show

[58:35 - 1.00:31]Debate about the longevity of podcasting and whether it is still popular

[1.00:32 - 1.02:36]Sponsorship of Factor Meals and discussion about feeding Josh, who is essentially a trained animal

[1.02:36 - 1.04:12]Questioning the longevity of their podcast and whether it will still be funny in 30 years

[1.03:33 - 1.04:03]Sponsorship of Factor Meals and discussion about feeding Josh, who is essentially a trained animal

[1.03:33 - 1.04:03]The Patreon has seven members, with Nick Yingling being one of them.

[1.04:04 - 1.05:36]They mention potentially stopping the podcast in the future, but also joke about taking risks and gambling.

[1.04:44 - 1.05:43]They talk about how much fun they have doing the podcast and how it's their job to be funny.

[1.05:10 - 1.06:53]They mention a possible trip to Vegas and using Patreon donations to play Blackjack.

[1.05:56 - 1.07:42]They mention potentially stopping the podcast in the future, but also joke about taking risks and gambling.

[1.06:59 - 1.08:09]They discuss past sketches and videos they have made on YouTube.

[1.07:56 - 1.10:17]They mention a controversy involving Sydney Sweeney's appearance on SNL.

[1.09:06 - 1.09:57]They talk about how much fun they have doing the podcast and how it's their job to be funny.

[1.09:57 - 1.11:22]They joke about their success on Patreon compared to other YouTubers.

[1.10:57 - 1.12:39]They discuss their own success on YouTube and mention potential guests for future episodes.

[1.12:15 - 1.13:39]They mention potentially stopping the podcast in the future, but also joke about taking risks and gambling.

[1.12:21 - 1.13:58]They discuss their own success on YouTube and mention potential guests for future episodes.

[1.13:16 - 1.14:44]They joke about doing impressions of Linus and comment on his popularity and success on YouTube.

[1.13:23 - 1.15:02]The conversation includes references to a person named Nard War, who is described as a mix between a slime and a business guy

[1.13:29 - 1.14:36]A conversation between a group of friends takes place

[1.14:16 - 1.15:14]They mention potentially stopping the podcast in the future, but also joke about taking risks and gambling.

[1.14:45 - 1.15:42]They discuss their own success on YouTube and mention potential guests for future episodes.

[1.15:15 - 1.15:56]They mention receiving a DM from a person named William Osman, who wants to promote Open Sauce

[1.15:36 - 1.17:14]A conversation between a group of friends takes place

[1.15:56 - 1.17:41]The group discusses how they switch personalities when talking to girls they like

[1.16:04 - 1.18:00]A conversation between a group of friends takes place

[1.17:43 - 1.20:02]They mention a party where Nard War left early and didn't come back after saying he was going to Denny's alone

[1.17:49 - 1.17:55]The conversation includes references to a person named Nard War, who is described as a mix between a slime and a business guy

[1.18:00 - 1.19:54]A conversation between a group of friends takes place

[1.20:02 - 1.20:43]The conversation turns to another person named Jordan Attica, who one of the group members has a crush on

[1.20:43 - 1.21:20]A conversation between a group of friends takes place

[1.20:51 - 1.22:14]They discuss a party where Nard War left after 30 minutes and how it was a "vibe killer"

[1.21:41 - 1.22:07]Mention of getting high and coming up with the idea

[1.22:07 - 1.22:39]Argument between the speaker and someone named Nick

[1.22:14 - 1.22:47]The group discusses how Nard War has built a "cult of personality" around himself and how it benefits him when he leaves parties early

[1.22:48 - 1.23:28]Mention of a friendly conversation with someone before the argument occurred.

[1.22:48 - 1.25:27]A conversation between a group of friends takes place

[1.23:09 - 1.24:17]Request for the listener to call their mom and ask about the dream

[1.24:17 - 1.24:43]Discussion about Discord and issues with copying messages

[1.24:44 - 1.25:44]Request for Discord to give free candy and show pictures of a character named Wumpers naked

[1.24:52 - 1.25:38]The conversation ends with one of the group members mentioning how they have been making fun of someone named Wumpers for a long time.

[1.25:44 - 1.26:15]Discussion about the creation and early days of using Discord

[1.26:29 - 1.27:59]Mention of watching videos of people completing challenges in old games

[1.26:47 - 1.28:04]Argument between the speaker and someone named Nick

[1.27:11 - 1.28:36]Mention of getting high and coming up with the idea

[1.28:37 - 1.29:48]Argument between the speaker and someone named Nick

[1.28:44 - 1.31:42]Idea for a challenge involving traveling as far as possible in one hour using different modes of transportation

[1.31:43 - 1.32:12]Discussion about getting into fights with another person named Aidan every night

[1.31:52 - 1.32:18]Mention of getting high and coming up with the idea

[1.32:18 - 1.32:45]Argument between the speaker and someone named Nick