[00:44 - 00:55] The speakers discuss their experience with a show called "SNL"

[00:56 - 01:02]They mention that sometimes the show is not funny, but it has its moments

[00:56 - 01:02]They talk about different types of humor and how it changes over time

[01:12 - 01:21]They discuss Jim Carrey's movies and how they have fallen out of fashion

[02:11 - 02:16]They mention a show called "How I Met Your Mother" and its finale

[02:53 - 03:06]They come up with an idea for a show where they watch the first and last episode of a TV show and try to figure out what happened in between

[03:50 - 04:02]They briefly mention "Breaking Bad" and how it still holds up

[04:45 - 04:54]They share their experiences of going to Disney World with family and friends

[05:22 - 05:34]They talk about the possibility of streaming and creating highlight clips

[06:39 - 06:45]They mention playing "Sea of Thieves" and possibly streaming it

[07:22 - 07:28]They mention going to see a play called "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat"

[00:11 - 07:55]The speakers discuss their experiences with various shows and movies, as well as the idea of streaming and creating highlight clips. They also briefly mention a play they saw called "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat."

[08:03 - 08:10]Discussion of the musical "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" and its plot

[08:25 - 08:30]Recollection of seeing the play in elementary school and a woman in it

[10:51 - 11:04]Suggestion to license a play and trick the audience into thinking it is scripted

[11:52 - 11:59]Mention of Nathan Fielder and his TV show "How To With John Wilson"

[12:26 - 12:33]Discussion of TikTok and recognition of songs from it

[13:34 - 13:41]Mention of Jacob Sartorius and his fame at a young age

[13:41 - 13:47]Comment on Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga having documentaries

[13:48 - 13:55]Memory of 3D concert documentaries being popular

[14:47 - 14:52]Recollection of seeing "This Is It" and not being a fan of Michael Jackson due to his behavior

[15:36 - 15:45]Acknowledgement of his talent and mention of allegations against him

[07:55 - 16:00]Overall opinion that Michael Jackson was creepy.

[16:07 - 16:19] The speaker discusses the idea of using holograms as gifts, specifically referencing Kanye West gifting a hologram of Kim Kardashian's deceased father for her birthday.

[16:56 - 17:02]They speculate on the motives behind this gift, with the speaker suggesting it may be a manipulative tactic for Kanye to assert his dominance and genius.

[20:06 - 20:17]The speaker then goes on to discuss the history of controversial American presidents and the media's focus on trivial matters rather than important issues.

[22:21 - 22:28]They also mention a specific seventh grade boy who looked much older than his age, and compare him to Chris Stuckman, a tall movie reviewer.

[23:34 - 23:39]The speaker then mentions their brother-in-law's height and their own desire to bulk up in order to potentially outmuscle him in the future.

[16:01 - 24:13]The last bullet point should be a comprehensive summary of the speaker's discussion, including their thoughts on hologram gifts, the media's focus on trivial matters, and their brother-in-law's height.

[24:13 - 24:20] Baby expresses desire to get the vaccine in a creative and humorous way.

[24:49 - 24:56]Suggests different methods of administering the vaccine, including putting it in a baby bottle or butt chugging it.

[26:20 - 26:26]Discusses the use of butt plugs and other extreme body modifications.

[30:39 - 30:45]Talks about shock videos and their impact on desensitization to the internet.

[31:10 - 31:17]Mentions the success of their recent merch sale and thanks fans for their support.

[31:32 - 31:40]Encourages fans to contact Second City Prints if they have any questions about their merch orders.

[24:13 - 32:05]The text is a conversation between two friends discussing various topics, including the desire to get the vaccine and the impact of shock videos on the internet.

[32:06 - 32:14] The speaker is too busy with various activities such as filming videos, playing video games, and reading lines for a play.

[32:15 - 32:24]The speaker mentions watching a controversial video series called the BME Pain Olympics.

[32:50 - 32:56]They discuss trying to memorize the Constitution and Bill of Rights, specifically the preamble.

[33:10 - 33:16]The speaker recalls having to recite the preamble in seventh grade and getting nervous.

[34:36 - 34:45]The teacher told the speaker to go eat a banana to calm their nerves.

[35:19 - 35:25]The speaker received a six out of ten on their recitation.

[36:38 - 36:47]They discuss the school grading system and the lack of an "E" grade.

[39:28 - 39:34]The speaker mentions Manscaped as a sponsor and talks about the Manscaped Performance package.

[39:49 - 39:57]A survey reveals that long nose hair is a turn off for partners.

[39:57 - 40:05]The bundle includes a weed wacker for nose and ear hair and the lawnmower 3.0 trimmer for body hair.

[32:06 - 40:05]The speaker is too busy with various activities, discusses memorizing the Constitution, recalls a seventh grade assignment, mentions Manscaped as a sponsor, and talks about the Manscaped Performance package.

[40:06 - 40:13]The audio starts with an ad for Manscaped products that are popular among dads, teens, and women.

[40:21 - 40:30]The Performance Package is mentioned as the best value with two free gifts included.

[40:42 - 40:54]The code "supermega20" is given for a 20% discount and free shipping on the Manscaped website.

[41:18 - 41:23]The hosts express their excitement for the end of 2020 and the start of something new.

[44:46 - 44:54]Michael Jackson's appearance and death are discussed, including speculation about plastic surgery and his skin condition.

[45:14 - 45:23]Chronological summary:

[45:38 - 45:44]His death is determined to be a result of involuntary manslaughter from his personal physician.

[46:40 - 46:48]The hosts joke about being the doctor who killed Michael Jackson.

[46:49 - 46:55]Discussion of 2020

[46:49 - 46:55]Discussion of Michael Jackson's appearance and death

[47:16 - 47:22]Speculation about his death being intentional

[47:23 - 47:28]Manscaped ad

[47:40 - 47:50]The topic shifts to actors using their famous characters to intimidate others.

[47:40 - 47:50]Actors using their famous characters to intimidate others

[48:05 - 48:12]The audio ends with one of the hosts expressing their enjoyment in using their famous character in a non-mean way.

[48:05 - 48:12]Joking about being the doctor who killed him

[40:06 - 48:12]Host's enjoyment in using their famous character in a non-mean way

[48:12 - 48:23] The speakers discuss using SpongeBob's voice to impress a waitress

[48:57 - 49:05]They also talk about impersonating Bart Simpson

[48:57 - 49:05]They mention the Bart Simpson woman and her strange behavior

[48:57 - 49:05]The woman is a Scientologist and has been in trouble for using Bart Simpson's voice without permission

[49:24 - 49:29]The conversation turns to Scientology and its controversial practices

[49:24 - 49:29]They mention a missing woman who is the wife of the president of Scientology

[49:30 - 49:37]The speakers joke about starting an investigation into the missing woman's whereabouts

[50:58 - 51:04]They mention watching the documentary "Going Clear" and its depiction of Scientology's practices

[52:21 - 52:28]The conversation then shifts to discussing Tom Cruise and his involvement with Scientology

[52:21 - 52:28]The speakers discuss how they can't watch certain movies or shows because of the actors' involvement with Scientology

[52:29 - 52:35]They also mention how Scientology has a strong presence in their neighborhood

[53:52 - 53:57]They segue into an advertisement for Purple mattresses and pillows

[55:24 - 55:31]The conversation then turns to talking about Harry's razor and its effectiveness for shaving legs and faces

[56:35 - 56:41]The speakers joke about using it on "Little Bill", possibly referencing the show or character of the same name

[48:12 - 56:49]The speakers discuss various topics including using SpongeBob and Bart Simpson's voices, a missing woman who is a Scientologist, and Scientology's controversial practices. They also mention Tom Cruise's involvement with Scientology and joke about starting an investigation into the missing woman's whereabouts. The conversation then shifts to advertisements for Purple mattresses and Harry's razor before ending or changing topic.

[57:02 - 57:07]The speaker and another person are discussing the pronunciation of Lil Wayne's name

[57:14 - 57:22]They also mention other celebrities with similar names, such as Stuart Lil and Taylor Lautner

[58:14 - 58:20]The conversation then turns to movies, including Little Man, The Pacifier, and Boy and Lava Girl

[1.00:27 - 1.00:37]They then discuss the possibility of getting a cameo from Danny Avidan and make a request for a pep talk for the speaker's grandmother

[1.00:37 - 1.00:43]The speaker mentions ordering a cameo from Chuck Norris for the other person, but it was cancelled

[1.03:45 - 1.03:54]The other person is skeptical that Danny will accept the request

[1.04:40 - 1.04:45]They mention that cameo videos can be made public or private

[1.04:57 - 1.05:02]The speaker checks Danny's cameo page and watches a recent video for someone named Doug

[56:49 - 1.05:02]The speaker and another person discuss pronunciation of Lil Wayne's name, movies, and getting a cameo from Danny Avidan for the speaker's grandmother, with skepticism about whether he will accept the request.

[1.05:03 - 1.05:14]Message for myself and Rachel, from Doug

[1.05:21 - 1.05:31]Doug paid for Cameo from Dan, now getting one from Matt and Ryan

[1.05:32 - 1.05:37]Rachel says Doug is struggling with where to go in life at age 24

[1.05:32 - 1.05:37]Matt and Ryan give Doug advice on figuring out life and being successful

[1.07:54 - 1.08:00]Matt and Ryan talk about their experience in Vegas and meeting a blue man who lost a lot of money

[1.09:40 - 1.09:46]Skeeter from "Doug" is confirmed to be African American by the show's creator

[1.10:53 - 1.11:00]The creator of "Doug" also thinks gingers are green and can change reality

[1.12:31 - 1.12:36]Matt and Ryan discuss bald cartoon characters and joke about Matt's mom's hairless husband

[1.05:03 - 1.12:36]Doug is struggling with where to go in life at age 24 and receives advice from Matt and Ryan, who also share their experience in Vegas and discuss bald cartoon characters. The show's creator has interesting beliefs about race and reality.

[1.12:37 - 1.12:45]23andMe results show 81% chance of no hair loss by age 40

[1.12:46 - 1.12:50]Currently over halfway to age 40

[1.12:46 - 1.12:50]Living on a prayer

[1.12:37 - 1.12:50]Overall, the speaker is approaching age 40 with a high chance of no hair loss according to their 23andMe results.