[00:00 - 00:05]Welcome back to Super Mega Cast

[00:12 - 00:21]Episode 307

[00:41 - 00:48]Special guest Sabrina introduced

[00:54 - 01:00]Discussion about childhood books and characters

[04:10 - 04:19]Tim Allen stand-up experience

[05:23 - 05:35]Tim Allen's past drug charges

[06:16 - 06:23]Tim Allen's dislike for children and his roles as Santa Claus and Buzz Lightyear

[07:34 - 07:45]Personal discussion about childhood crushes

[00:00 - 08:14]In this audio, the hosts welcome back listeners to the podcast and introduce their special guest, Sabrina. They discuss childhood books and characters and then share their experience seeing Tim Allen's stand-up show. They also mention his past drug charges and his dislike for children and his roles as Santa Claus and Buzz Lightyear. Lastly, they have a personal discussion about their childhood crushes.

[16:11 - 16:19] Matt and Ryan discuss a potentially embarrassing situation involving a sexual meme.

[16:19 - 16:54]They joke about the situation and compare it to a scene from a movie.

[16:19 - 16:54]They discuss the power dynamics within their workplace and make jokes about it.

[16:19 - 16:54]They make references to Joe Biden and his potential death from COVID-19.

[16:19 - 16:54]Matt and Ryan joke about their show being similar to Steven Crowder's show.

[16:19 - 16:54]They joke about their surprise gifts for guests and Matt brings out a salad for the guest.

[16:19 - 16:54]They discuss their hatred for certain sounds, such as chewing.

[16:19 - 16:54]Matt and the guest wear matching red shirts.

[16:19 - 16:54]Matt and the guest wear matching red shirts.

[16:19 - 16:54]Matt and the guest wear matching red shirts.

[08:14 - 16:54]Matt and Ryan discuss a potentially embarrassing situation and make jokes about it, as well as discussing power dynamics within their workplace. They also joke about Joe Biden's potential death from COVID-19 and make references to Steven Crowder's show. They give their guest a surprise gift and joke about their matching red shirts. They also advertise Curology skincare during an ad break.

[16:55 - 17:00] The speaker uses curology every week, and Matt also uses it for his skin.

[17:36 - 17:46]They receive a surprise champagne delivery during an ad read.

[17:46 - 17:52]The speaker puts on a shirt with a Steven Universe reference.

[19:02 - 19:11]The speaker and Matt discuss their respective fathers' voices.

[20:21 - 20:28]They taste two different types of champagne, one cheap and one expensive.

[20:21 - 20:28]They open and pour the cheap champagne.

[21:01 - 21:19]They discuss the smoking policies at Disneyland and the recent ban on flavored vapes.

[22:59 - 23:07]The speaker shares his experience with smoking cigars and cigarettes.

[23:30 - 23:40]Matt mentions a brand of cigarettes with a feminine appeal.

[23:54 - 24:00]They struggle to open the champagne bottle and aim it away from the equipment.

[24:06 - 24:16]The speaker talks about his favorite alcoholic drinks.

[25:01 - 25:07]They discuss their Uber driver's name.

[16:55 - 25:07]The speaker and Matt discuss their use of curology, receive a surprise champagne delivery, taste two different types of champagne, and discuss their experiences with smoking and their favorite alcoholic drinks. They also struggle to open the champagne bottle and discuss their Uber driver's name.

[25:07 - 25:13]Arsenial Hall is named after a theater

[25:22 - 25:34]They talk about a white rapper who listens to their podcast

[25:47 - 25:53]They are seeing a movie with him

[28:09 - 28:15]They drink champagne and henny on the podcast

[28:09 - 28:15]They joke about having a guest take a sip of henny every time they're on the podcast

[30:07 - 30:16]They talk about using Rogaine on their face

[30:16 - 30:24]They talk about not having chest hair and trying to grow a mustache

[31:21 - 31:28]They drink more champagne and compare the sweetness of different types

[31:34 - 31:44]They joke about not liking alcohol but still drinking it

[32:26 - 32:33]They talk about drinking mics harder lemonade with their friend Justin

[32:33 - 32:46]They mention a potential sponsor

[32:54 - 33:01]They joke about the name "mics harder" not being made by a guy named Mike

[33:01 - 33:09]Will Ferrell is mentioned as a funny person

[25:07 - 33:09]The hosts discuss various topics such as a white rapper who listens to their podcast, drinking champagne and henny, growing facial hair, and a potential sponsor. They also mention a movie and a guest who will be joining them.

[33:09 - 33:21] Mark Wahlberg and his thoughts on Vietnam

[33:22 - 33:28]His past hate crimes against Vietnamese people

[34:32 - 34:45]His successful career in acting despite his past actions

[34:51 - 35:00]Discussion of Mark Wahlberg's early career as a rapper

[35:17 - 35:32]Other scandals in Hollywood, such as Jerry Seinfeld dating a 17-year-old

[37:06 - 37:18]The confusion over the term "mansplaining"

[38:34 - 38:45]Sabrina's real name

[39:32 - 39:40]Elias and Hobbs' middle names

[40:50 - 41:44]Mint Mobile's affordable wireless plans

[33:09 - 41:44]The overall theme of the conversation revolving around Hollywood scandals and personal trivia.

[41:45 - 42:20]An advertisement for a checking account with no monthly fees

[42:20 - 43:00]Access to fee-free ATMs and the ability to send money to anyone

[43:47 - 44:10]A promotion for online therapy with Better Help

[44:18 - 44:25]A discussion about the podcast set and adding new elements to it

[45:35 - 45:48]A mention of Luke, the podcast editor, and his habit of sending unsolicited pictures of his penis

[46:11 - 46:21]A conversation about various types of meats and a picture of Sabrina

[47:22 - 47:29]A discussion about the new season of Better Call Saul

[49:13 - 49:20]A mention of Sabrina's political views and the hosts' opposite political beliefs

[49:29 - 49:38]Respect for differing views and a reference to the January 6th incident

[49:53 - 50:07]A humorous mention of taking pictures in Nancy Pelosi's office

[41:45 - 50:07]An advertisement for a no-fee checking account is followed by discussions about online therapy, the podcast set, and the new season of Better Call Saul. Sabrina's political views and the hosts' opposite beliefs are mentioned, along with a humorous mention of the January 6th incident. The podcast editor's habit of sending unsolicited pictures of his penis is also brought up.

[53:44 - 53:50]Intro: Discussing politics and champagne

[55:45 - 55:52]Green Party membership and support for Israel

[55:45 - 55:52]Bernie Sanders supporters registered as American Independent unable to vote in primary

[55:52 - 56:01]Constitutional libertarianism: Both parties have similar views on gay marriage and interracial marriage

[55:52 - 56:01]Communist party registration and restrictions on certain professions

[55:52 - 56:01]California's semi-open primary and provisional ballots

[56:18 - 56:26]Discussion continues while drinking champagne

[56:27 - 56:36]Spoiled champagne and funky taste

[56:53 - 57:01]Horseshoe theory: Despite political differences, can come together to enjoy champagne

[58:28 - 58:34]Discussion of cheese and cheese mongers

[50:07 - 58:55]Discussion of politics, horseshoe theory, constitutionalism, party membership and registration, and cheese while drinking champagne.

[59:08 - 59:18] Matt and Ryan discuss cheese shops in different locations.

[59:18 - 59:25]They plan to have a cheese night soon and try new and weird cheeses.

[59:58 - 1.00:06]They joke about faking hangouts to avoid someone they don't like.

[1.00:20 - 1.00:26]The conversation shifts to high school drama and immaturity.

[1.02:58 - 1.03:07]Matt talks about his simulation of pregnancy pain.

[1.03:19 - 1.03:32]They discuss women guests on their podcast.

[1.04:58 - 1.05:04]They mention Anisa and her marriage to iDubbbz.

[1.04:58 - 1.05:04]They make jokes about Anisa's dowry and sense of humor.

[1.05:54 - 1.06:02]Matt and Ryan discuss having Sam Hyde as a guest on their podcast.

[1.06:10 - 1.06:25]They joke about not caring about things and making fun of others who do.

[1.06:38 - 1.06:48]They mention a snail and Matt's reflexes due to his illness.

[1.06:55 - 1.07:02]Ryan and Matt's fights at Creator Class are mentioned.

[1.07:16 - 1.07:24]The person relays their confusion about the fights and taking pictures.

[58:55 - 1.07:36]Matt and Ryan discuss cheese shops and plan a cheese night. They joke about faking hangouts and high school drama. They also discuss Anisa and her marriage to iDubbbz. They joke about not caring about things and make jokes about Sam Hyde. They mention a snail and Matt's reflexes due to his illness. The person relays their confusion about the fights at Creator Class.

[1.10:26 - 1.10:36]The speakers discuss their recent boxing match and announce their retirement from boxing.

[1.10:36 - 1.11:08]They reminisce about the fight and express their gratitude for the support.

[1.11:08 - 1.11:16]They talk about the recent Creator Clash event and how it brings creators together.

[1.11:37 - 1.11:42]They mention the physical damage they sustained during the fight.

[1.12:11 - 1.12:25]They discuss seeing Daniel Tosh live and other comedians they have seen.

[1.13:08 - 1.13:14]They mention meeting Danny Trejo and his various roles in movies.

[1.14:10 - 1.14:19]The conversation shifts to food and they discuss various dishes, including shrimp, crab cakes, and crab soup.

[1.15:02 - 1.15:08]They mention different types of onions and their preferences for grilling them.

[1.15:16 - 1.15:26]The conversation ends with a reference to the movie "Holes" and the question of whether onions can be grilled.

[1.07:36 - 1.15:26]The speakers announce their retirement from boxing and discuss their injuries and gratitude for support.

[1.15:49 - 1.15:59]Person talking about eating onions and how it makes them feel sick

[1.16:17 - 1.16:27]Mention of recording something with Bob Odenkirk and Nate Oden

[1.16:27 - 1.16:38]Mention of Bob Odenkirk being a fan of the podcast

[1.17:02 - 1.17:08]Mention of Bob Odenkirk being a legend in comedy community and producer of Tim and Eric stuff

[1.17:38 - 1.17:44]Mention of Bob Odenkirk wanting free merch and crossing boundaries

[1.17:58 - 1.18:06]Suggestion to become friends with Bob Odenkirk's son who is also a writer

[1.17:58 - 1.18:06]Dream of writing an episode for Spongebob or Family Guy

[1.18:16 - 1.18:23]Confidence in ability to write a Family Guy episode

[1.18:40 - 1.18:46]Mention of reading a bit of a book and thinking it would be funny to write for Family Guy

[1.18:56 - 1.19:06]Request for chance to write for Family Guy

[1.21:14 - 1.21:25]Discussion of Better Call Saul spoilers, including a major time jump and the transition from "Jimmy" era to "Saul" era

[1.21:14 - 1.21:25]Comparison to Breaking Bad episode "Ozymandias"

[1.21:44 - 1.21:50]Mention of upcoming episode with Badger and Jesse from Breaking Bad

[1.21:44 - 1.21:50]Mention of leaked information about upcoming episode

[1.21:57 - 1.22:07]Mention of conversation with Hunter while the other person is using the bathroom

[1.22:37 - 1.22:42]Comparison of two wine options and preference for the cheaper one

[1.15:26 - 1.22:54]Person talks about their dislike of eating onions and their dream of writing an episode for Family Guy, before discussing Better Call Saul spoilers and their preference for a cheaper wine option.

[1.23:59 - 1.24:08] Ryan and Jim are on a podcast together.

[1.24:44 - 1.24:49]They talk about Snapchat and sending pictures while peeing.

[1.26:05 - 1.26:12]Ryan once sent a video of him peeing from a certain angle and Jim's friends liked it.

[1.26:38 - 1.26:44]Ryan explains how he peed on his phone accidentally and then cleaned it up.

[1.27:08 - 1.27:14]They talk about washing their hands after peeing.

[1.27:34 - 1.27:47]Jim asks if Ryan has ever shit on his phone, and Ryan says no.

[1.27:34 - 1.27:47]Ryan and Matt used to send pictures of themselves peeing to each other.

[1.27:59 - 1.28:20]Ryan also sent a video of him shitting from a certain angle, but he didn't like it.

[1.29:09 - 1.29:15]Ryan and Jim were roommates in Glendale where they started their podcast.

[1.30:08 - 1.30:15]Ryan had to use the lobby bathroom in their apartment complex.

[1.30:59 - 1.31:05]Ryan sent a Snapchat video to Jim while he was in the bathroom.

[1.31:12 - 1.31:18]The video was of an empty toilet bowl because Ryan missed the toilet while trying to film himself peeing.

[1.22:57 - 1.31:18]Ryan and Jim were on a podcast together and talked about sending pictures while peeing, Ryan's previous Snapchat mishap, and their time as roommates in Glendale.

[1.31:18 - 1.31:23]God awful sound heard, but nothing seen

[1.31:31 - 1.31:44]Phone shakes and stops, Ryan trying to take video

[1.31:44 - 1.31:59]Picture sent of disgusting toilet

[1.31:44 - 1.31:59]Picture described as someone throwing a ziplock bag at the back of the toilet

[1.32:10 - 1.32:16]Toilet cleaned up, took 10 minutes and caused gagging

[1.32:20 - 1.32:25]Video not captured due to lack of technology

[1.32:25 - 1.32:30]Memories of incident shared and described in detail

[1.32:30 - 1.32:42]Laughter ensues, hardest laughter in life

[1.32:30 - 1.32:42]Disgusting, but thankful for clean-up

[1.32:42 - 1.32:47]Respectable human being shown through clean-up

[1.35:45 - 1.35:52]Jim, newest employee, praised for hard work

[1.36:15 - 1.36:23]SuperMega criticized for lack of content and being lazy

[1.38:43 - 1.38:53]Sabrina promotes donating to Invisible People

[1.39:23 - 1.39:30]Sabrina, guest, introduced and promoted

[1.39:23 - 1.39:30]Sabrina's social media and Twitch channel shared

[1.39:23 - 1.39:30]Sabrina's YouTube channel mentioned

[1.39:30 - 1.39:37]Sabrina and friends plan to still be drinking wine and goofing off when they're 65

[1.31:18 - 1.39:57]God awful sound heard and disgusting toilet discovered, but cleaned up by respectable human being. Jim praised for hard work, while SuperMega criticized for lack of content. Sabrina promoted and plans for future fun with friends.