[00:06 - 00:11]Discussion about not having music in the podcast

[00:18 - 00:25]Mention of fart sound effects

[00:32 - 00:40]Conversation about fart sounds and their comedic value

[02:35 - 02:42]Discussion about quarantine and toilet paper usage

[03:25 - 03:32]Mention of using a bidet instead of toilet paper

[05:24 - 05:34]Discussion about potential traffic issues due to coronavirus

[05:35 - 05:42]Mention of potential job loss and unemployment rate

[06:09 - 06:20]Discussion about the changing situation of coronavirus and the possibility of being on lockdown

[06:20 - 06:33]Mention of New York's number of new cases and exponential spread

[00:00 - 07:03]Two friends discuss various topics including not having music in the podcast, fart sound effects, quarantine and toilet paper usage, potential traffic issues, job loss and unemployment rate, and the changing situation of coronavirus. They also mention the high number of new cases in New York and the exponential spread of the virus.

[07:16 - 07:23]People haven't been tested for coronavirus, leading to a rise in confirmed cases

[07:39 - 07:47]The infection rate is higher than the flu and can be deadly for older individuals or those with health concerns

[08:38 - 08:47]Some people are downplaying the severity of the pandemic, causing panic buying and hoarding of supplies

[12:54 - 13:00]They joke about being "true female allies" due to their own experiences with pain and discomfort

[13:00 - 13:06]The hosts discuss their own experiences with abdominal pain and compare it to what women experience during pregnancy and menstruation

[14:00 - 14:05]They mention doing sit's baths, similar to what women do after giving birth

[07:04 - 14:05]Overall, the hosts discuss their frustrations with panic buying and the importance of taking the pandemic seriously.

[14:12 - 14:19]The speaker talks about sitting on a donut pillow and taking a sit's bath with Epsom salt after giving birth.

[14:56 - 15:03]They mention being allies to everyone, including women, men, and animals.

[16:20 - 16:26]They joke about not wanting to hear their future wife complain about pregnancy because they have had surgery on their anus.

[16:34 - 16:43]The speaker and their friend discuss making a movie where they go to hell and play Satan in a rock-off to win the cure to the coronavirus.

[17:18 - 17:27]They mention listening to parody songs about the Clintons, including "The Clintons Went Down to Georgia."

[18:32 - 18:40]The speaker jokingly questions if they could talk to Bill Clinton if they tried hard enough.

[18:40 - 18:45]They mention Hillary Clinton going on the breakfast club and being accused of pandering to black voters.

[19:53 - 20:01]The speaker jokes about Joe Biden choosing Hillary Clinton as his running mate.

[20:07 - 20:13]They discuss potential running mates for Joe Biden, including Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris, and Elizabeth Warren.

[21:22 - 21:41]The speaker mentions receiving responses from "verified boomers" on Twitter.

[21:42 - 21:48]They discuss boomers' obsession with Joe Biden wearing sunglasses.

[21:53 - 21:59]The speaker mentions a creepy photoshopped image of Joe Biden.

[14:06 - 22:07]A concise and comprehensive summary of the previous points is that the speaker and their friend engage in humorous discussions about various topics, including pregnancy, animals, the coronavirus, and potential running mates for Joe Biden.

[22:07 - 22:12] Joe Biden is seen wearing sunglasses and being trolled on social media

[22:12 - 22:21]Trolling has its place in video games and politics

[22:30 - 22:40]Respondents to tweets include a Democratic Party official telling a YouTuber to "deal with it"

[22:40 - 22:48]Biden is likely to be the nominee for the Democratic Party

[22:48 - 22:56]Trump will most likely be the Republican nominee

[22:48 - 22:56]Voting during a quarantine is a concern and may lead to postponement of the election

[23:36 - 23:46]The COVID-19 crisis is affecting the election and could potentially change the outcome

[24:29 - 24:36]Trump wants stability, but this crisis may not be the right one for him

[25:01 - 25:15]The US is ill-prepared for the pandemic and has not handled it well

[26:29 - 26:35]Other countries have dealt with it better, but the US had a warning and should have been better prepared

[26:43 - 26:49]The US has closed its borders with Canada and other countries

[27:10 - 27:29]The pandemic is causing financial strain for many people, especially those in the retail, restaurant, and hospitality industries

[28:17 - 28:34]People who ignore the warnings and continue to go out and socialize are lengthening the problem and causing harm to the economy and healthcare system

[28:34 - 28:41]We need to flatten the curve and be responsible to prevent further spread of the virus

[28:54 - 29:01]The US is not handling the crisis well and should have been better prepared

[29:49 - 29:55]Some areas, such as the Bay area and New York, have implemented lockdowns or shelter in place orders

[22:07 - 29:55]Overall, the COVID-19 crisis is affecting the election and causing economic strain, and the US needs to take action to flatten the curve and prevent further spread.

[29:55 - 30:14] Los Angeles may soon implement quarantine measures

[30:14 - 30:31]The podcast may have to be recorded over Discord

[30:14 - 30:31]Attempts are being made to backlog content

[30:14 - 30:31]There is concern about not being able to record in person due to potential quarantine measures

[30:31 - 30:37]Potential for streaming content during quarantine

[30:31 - 30:37]The hosts acknowledge their privilege in being able to work from home

[30:45 - 30:56]A friend has been affected by reduced work hours in the casting industry due to COVID-19

[30:56 - 31:03]Unemployment rates are expected to rise significantly

[31:49 - 31:59]Reference to a controversial video by Glenn Beck

[32:51 - 33:00]Correction: Glenn Beck did not switch political sides as previously thought

[33:01 - 33:12]Concern about potentially harmful policies being passed during this crisis

[34:32 - 34:38]Discussion about slang terms for police cars

[36:44 - 36:49]Urban Dictionary and Know Your Meme pages for SuperMega exist

[36:44 - 36:49]Different definitions for SuperMega on Urban Dictionary

[37:27 - 37:36]A hospital ship with 1000 beds will be dispatched to NYC by the US government

[29:55 - 37:48]The hosts discuss potential quarantine measures and the impact of COVID-19 on their work and others, as well as concerns about potential policy changes. They also mention some humorous and controversial topics and discuss a hospital ship being dispatched to NYC.

[38:12 - 38:19]Discussion about looking up their names on Urban Dictionary

[38:59 - 39:09]Ryan's entry on Urban Dictionary describes him as having a "disgusting sense of humor" and being in a relationship with Matt

[38:59 - 39:09]Matt's entry on Urban Dictionary describes him as a "twink" and being in a duo known as Super Mega

[41:56 - 42:06]Discussion about open carry laws and self-defense in fights

[42:12 - 42:18]The hosts joke about fighting each other and discuss their rules for fighting

[44:11 - 44:17]Discussion about a neighbor with a leaf blower and a potential fight

[44:24 - 44:33]Matt chooses a sound effect to end the episode

[37:49 - 44:38]The hosts discuss looking up their names on Urban Dictionary, joke about fights and self-defense, and end the episode with a sound effect.