[00:00 - 00:09]Ryan McGee introduces Etsy as a great place to shop for beautifully made items from independent sellers

[00:09 - 00:14]Etsy sellers offer a wide range of products for all budgets and occasions, including statement pieces like rugs and sofas, as well as daily staples like outerwear and accessories

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[00:29 - 00:41]Offer ends on June 30th, 2023 and terms can be found at Etsy.com/terms

[01:20 - 01:26]The Super Mega Cast is back with a new episode, recorded in Los Angeles

[02:47 - 03:03]The hosts joke about their glasses and discuss the benefits of wearing glasses for reading and board games

[04:16 - 04:26]They also joke about using unconventional methods to clean and moisturize their eyes, such as using butter or having a dog lick their eyeballs

[06:20 - 06:27]They mention their friend Justin and his famous chili, and discuss their hopes for him to get on the bidet train

[00:00 - 08:07]The Super Mega Cast hosts discuss their love for Etsy, joke about unconventional eye care methods, and mention their friend Justin's famous chili.

[08:07 - 08:19] The speaker discusses the mess chili can cause and suggests a solution for it.

[08:55 - 09:03]The speaker and their colleague talk about the benefits of using a bidet for cleaning oneself after using the bathroom.

[09:03 - 09:11]They mention that Justin, their coworker, does not have a bidet and has a dirty bum.

[09:45 - 09:52]The speaker and their colleague discuss a technique for using the bidet to clean more thoroughly.

[12:21 - 12:27]They joke about a hypothetical "Burbank asshole inspector" who would give them a low rating because of Justin's dirty bum.

[13:43 - 13:53]The speaker suggests that Justin may be lacking in intelligence, but could improve it by reading and doing puzzles.

[14:20 - 14:27]Justin does not have a bidet, which is causing problems for the speaker and their colleagues.

[15:03 - 15:09]They mention that the speaker plays Old School RuneScape for several hours every day.

[15:22 - 15:29]The speaker says that their enjoyment of the game is mostly due to its quality, rather than nostalgia.

[08:07 - 15:37]Two colleagues discuss the benefits of using a bidet, and joke about their coworker Justin's lack of one and resulting dirty bum. They also mention a technique for using the bidet more effectively and suggest that Justin could improve his intelligence by reading and doing puzzles. They also mention that the speaker plays Old School RuneScape for several hours every day and that nostalgia plays a small role in their enjoyment of the game.

[15:37 - 15:43]The speaker first played old school RuneScape in 2006 and played for several years.

[15:43 - 15:52]They have created multiple accounts over the years but this is the first one where they have delved deeper into the game.

[16:52 - 17:05]The speaker has learned about the game through quests and different types of gameplay.

[17:05 - 17:29]The speaker explains the concept of a membership service in RuneScape.

[17:57 - 18:03]The speaker mostly plays on quiet, members-only worlds.

[18:20 - 18:26]The game still has a large and active player base.

[18:39 - 18:47]The speaker's username on RuneScape is not publicly known, but a fan managed to find them on their first try.

[20:02 - 20:09]Membership unlocks new quests, skills, and items.

[20:09 - 20:17]The speaker's friend Luke also plays RuneScape and the speaker has given him some of their in-game items.

[21:04 - 21:10]The speaker and their friend Luke, who is also the podcast's editor, engage in some playful physical touching.

[21:23 - 21:29]They have always wanted to be a member but only recently obtained a membership.

[22:21 - 22:35]The podcast takes a break for a sponsored ad for ExpressVPN.

[23:21 - 23:28]The podcast returns from the break and the speaker mentions feeling dehydrated from the touch time.

[23:21 - 23:28]The speaker and Luke are then shown drinking water.

[15:37 - 23:35]The podcast ends with a concise and comprehensive summary of the previous points.

[23:35 - 23:44] The speaker and the person they are talking to have been playing RuneScape.

[23:44 - 23:56]The speaker has been enjoying playing RuneScape and it has become a hobby for them.

[24:03 - 24:10]They discuss how they spend their free time and how they often feel bored.

[26:11 - 26:19]They discuss their stats and progress in the game, including skills and levels.

[27:57 - 28:07]The speaker talks about how they feel they need to be productive with their time and how playing RuneScape is a productive use of their time.

[28:45 - 28:55]The speaker mentions a fan who gave them 10 million gold in the game, and they feel guilty for accepting it.

[30:05 - 30:14]They mention sharing some of the gold with their friend.

[30:05 - 30:14]The speaker and their friend discuss the potential consequences of sharing their stats and gold publicly.

[30:15 - 30:20]They talk about how they use the gold and how it affects their gaming experience.

[30:15 - 30:20]The speaker wonders how much gold is too much and how they have been using it to level up and buy armor.

[23:35 - 30:40]RuneScape has become a new hobby for the speaker, who is enjoying their progress and the community aspect of the game.

[30:41 - 30:46]The speaker discusses buying runes and their upcoming plans in the game RuneScape.

[30:46 - 30:53]They mention the possibility of Matt tweeting out their location and receiving 10 million from a fan.

[31:03 - 31:10]The speaker talks about a retro brand and their love for the game.

[32:31 - 32:38]They mention celebrating their grandmother's 90th birthday and discuss their family's longevity.

[33:00 - 33:06]The conversation shifts to Harry Potter and the speaker's thoughts on the series.

[37:05 - 37:10]There is a brief discussion about the Luna Lovegood actor defending JK Rowling.

[37:36 - 37:45]They mention a new Harry Potter movie project, potentially based on "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child."

[38:42 - 38:50]The speaker mentions watching all the Harry Potter movies for the first time and disagrees with Rowling's sentiments.

[30:41 - 38:50]The speaker discusses their plans in RuneScape, mentions a potential location reveal and receiving money from a fan, talks about their family's longevity, and briefly discusses a new Harry Potter movie project and the controversy surrounding JK Rowling.

[38:50 - 39:02]The speaker discusses their nostalgia for the Harry Potter movies and credits JK Rowling for her involvement in the writing process.

[39:02 - 39:09]However, they believe that the vision and tone of the movies were largely influenced by the set designers and director Christopher Columbus.

[39:54 - 40:01]While acknowledging Columbus' past controversies, the speaker believes that he has redeemed himself through his work on the Harry Potter films.

[41:41 - 41:47]They also criticize the portrayal of Voldemort, feeling that he lacked depth compared to other characters.

[42:27 - 42:33]The conversation then shifts to discussing a movie the speaker recently rewatched, "Open Season," and how it did not hold up as well as they remembered.

[44:22 - 44:27]The speaker then reads ad reads for Stamps.com, Etsy, and BetterHelp.

[46:54 - 47:06]The speaker personally recommends BetterHelp and believes therapy has greatly benefited their life.

[38:50 - 47:06]The last bullet point should be a comprehensive summary of the previous points, mentioning nostalgia for Harry Potter, Columbus' involvement, criticism of Voldemort's portrayal, and recommendations for BetterHelp therapy.

[47:06 - 47:12] The speaker mentions BetterHelp, an online therapy service.

[47:18 - 47:24]They advertise for BetterHelp and offer a discount.

[49:55 - 50:01]They discuss a movie called "Triangle of Sadness" and the ending.

[50:32 - 50:37]The movie has a dark comedy tone and features Woody Harrelson.

[50:38 - 50:45]The movie is about influencers on a luxurious yacht that crashes and class dynamics on a deserted island.

[51:47 - 51:52]They briefly mention Woody Harrelson's SNL monologue.

[52:15 - 52:35]The speaker shares the plot of the monologue, which talks about drugs and conspiracies.

[53:13 - 53:21]They discuss the validity of conspiracy theories and drug companies.

[53:21 - 53:35]They express their disbelief in these theories.

[54:06 - 54:14]The speaker mentions a truck sim video that talks about putting AIDS in vaccines.

[54:34 - 54:47]The speaker predicts that they may have to apologize in the future if these theories turn out to be true.

[47:06 - 54:47]The speaker discusses an online therapy service, their favorite movie, a drug-related conspiracy theory, and their disbelief in such theories.

[54:47 - 54:52]Everyone dies and can't buy products without the cure.

[54:53 - 55:02]The speaker figures out the plot and mentions giving everyone a disease.

[55:08 - 55:13]They talk about Woody Harrelson's statements and roles.

[55:48 - 56:11]They mention a hair piece given to Woody in a movie.

[57:34 - 57:41]They discuss CGI and de-aging in films.

[59:30 - 59:39]The speaker talks about aging and smoking cigarettes.

[59:59 - 1.00:05]The speaker mentions needing to go to the bathroom.

[1.00:05 - 1.00:11]They mention a Patreon for bonus content.

[1.00:32 - 1.00:44]They discuss past and upcoming content on the Patreon.

[1.01:05 - 1.01:11]The after hours segment includes a review of Ryan's current bowel movement.

[1.01:12 - 1.01:17]The episode ends with a message of love and gratitude from the hosts.

[54:47 - 1.01:29]The hosts discuss a plot involving a disease and a cure, mention Woody Harrelson's roles and a hair piece, talk about CGI and de-aging in films, discuss aging and smoking, and mention their Patreon and upcoming content before ending with a message of love and gratitude.