[00:00 - 00:07]Feature presentation announcement

[01:53 - 02:04]Introduction of guest Freddy Dread

[03:41 - 03:47]Discussion of TikTok and its current popularity

[04:28 - 04:35]Discussion of the FaceApp aging filter and its potential use for facial recognition

[05:21 - 05:27]Thanking the preteens for giving Russia better facial recognition of the hosts

[05:46 - 05:54]Mention of China owning TikTok and concerns about facial recognition

[05:46 - 05:54]Mention of the Chinese facial recognition system and its use in protests

[06:39 - 06:46]Hong Kong protests and their scale and intensity

[06:46 - 06:53]Police involvement and tactics used against protesters

[06:53 - 07:00]Desire to visit Hong Kong

[00:00 - 07:00]Overall, the hosts discuss the popularity and potential concerns of TikTok, as well as the current political situation in Hong Kong.

[07:00 - 07:15]Person discusses desire to visit Hong Kong and potential dangers of protesting there

[07:25 - 07:31]Mention of not wanting to be a "white savior" and making a Facebook profile picture with Hong Kong children

[07:51 - 07:59]Discussion of current events in Canada, specifically a manhunt for two suspects who are charged with murder

[09:39 - 09:47]Speculation on the whereabouts and potential fate of the suspects

[09:47 - 10:03]Discussion of the TV show "Making a Murderer" and opinions on the second season

[11:26 - 11:35]Mention of Canadian Netflix and what the person typically watches on it

[12:28 - 12:34]Conversation about the show "Riverdale" and opinions on it

[13:17 - 13:23]Mention of Cole Sprouse and his previous TV show "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"

[14:17 - 14:29]Question about disabled comments on a video of Roman Polanski winning an Oscar for Best Director

[07:00 - 14:42]Discussion of desire to visit Hong Kong, current events in Canada, TV shows, and a question about disabled comments on a video of Roman Polanski winning an Oscar.

[14:42 - 14:48]Someone was being made fun of for their last name sounding funny.

[14:48 - 15:00]The YouTube comments were disabled on videos about the Oscars.

[15:15 - 15:24]Roman Polanski was in the new Tarantino movie.

[15:25 - 15:32]The speaker saw the movie twice and wants to own it.

[15:32 - 15:37]The speaker's friend had a panic attack during the movie.

[17:57 - 18:02]The speaker had to go to the bathroom during the movie.

[18:17 - 18:25]They talked about controlling vomit and aiming it in the toilet.

[19:20 - 19:27]They talked about peeing and playing with the stream.

[19:20 - 19:27]One of them tried to take a step back while peeing and got caught.

[20:26 - 20:34]They tied it back to McDonald's golden arches.

[20:34 - 20:48]The speaker's pee is usually very yellow, indicating dehydration.

[21:02 - 21:08]Freddy is not the healthiest person.

[21:08 - 21:16]They debated who is more unhealthy.

[14:42 - 21:33]The speaker and their friend discussed various bodily functions and experiences, including controlling vomit and peeing, and tied it back to McDonald's golden arches. They also discussed their unhealthy habits, with one of them being dehydrated.

[25:39 - 25:46]Discussion about drinking habits and attempts to improve health.

[26:09 - 26:19]Freddy carries around a large jug of water and is good about drinking it every day.

[26:09 - 26:19]Ryan has also tried to carry around a large jug of water but has not been as successful.

[26:09 - 26:19]They discuss Freddy's previous attempts to carry around a gallon of liquid, including gasoline, broth, and beer.

[26:09 - 26:19]Freddy has been trying to cut back on liquor and stick to beer and wine.

[26:38 - 26:55]They talk about the best way to enjoy a McDonald's Sprite.

[27:19 - 27:25]Ryan does not like the blue pack of Skittles.

[27:34 - 27:42]They also discuss their favorite movie snacks, including a Coke Icy.

[27:59 - 28:11]They discuss different types of candy, including Starburst and Sour Keys, which are not available in America.

[27:59 - 28:11]Ryan does not think that Canada has Coke or Icy's, but they do.

[21:33 - 28:37]The friends discuss their drinking habits and attempts to improve their health, including carrying around large jugs of water and cutting back on liquor. They also discuss different types of candy and the best way to enjoy a McDonald's Sprite.

[28:44 - 28:50]Discussion about a popular drink from Sonics drive-in called "Powerade Slush"

[28:50 - 29:02]Description of the drink as cheap and made with crushed ice and Gatorade

[29:02 - 29:07]Personal experience of getting the drink in high school

[29:45 - 29:52]Difference between "icy" and "polar bear" brand drinks, with "icy" being the preferred brand

[30:04 - 30:10]Plans to get an icy machine in the "super megaplex" and potential issues with setting it up

[31:36 - 31:46]Busy schedules and upcoming trips to Thailand and Canada

[32:06 - 32:19]Discussion about spicy food in Thailand and preparation methods

[32:52 - 33:01]Jokes about Ryan being the godfather of the speaker's future child and potential custody of "Jackson" and "Harrison"

[34:38 - 34:44]Confusion and joking apology over misunderstanding the terms of custody

[35:44 - 36:03]Idea to join a local church softball league and purposely be terrible players but still appear sincere and enthusiastic

[28:37 - 36:13]Final summary of the entire conversation and mention of love and spirit for the Lord.

[36:13 - 36:19] The Lord does not help someone shine in a certain sport and they are asked to leave the team

[36:40 - 36:57]The person wants to join a local church's softball team and use their charm to distract the opposing team

[38:04 - 38:10]They discuss the differences between softball and baseball and joke about not having balls

[39:48 - 39:57]The person's music was discovered by another rapper and they were invited to be on the podcast

[40:50 - 41:07]The person jokes about writing "podcast" on their penis as a way to ask to be on the podcast

[42:22 - 42:34]They discuss how balls are the root of most of the world's problems

[42:22 - 42:34]The person's balls are exposed and they joke about it with the other person

[42:22 - 42:34]The person continues to walk around with their balls out

[43:21 - 43:31]The other person blows jewel smoke on the exposed balls

[36:13 - 44:02]A person discusses their experience being asked to leave a sports team, their desire to join a church's softball team, and their music being discovered. They also have a conversation about the differences between softball and baseball and joke about not having balls. The conversation then turns to the root of world problems being balls and the person's balls are exposed and joked about with another person.

[44:02 - 44:10] The speaker's button on their slack is broken.

[47:53 - 48:04]The speaker mentions their self-consciousness and preference for audio podcasts over visual ones.

[47:53 - 48:04]They discuss their end goal of doing voice acting.

[48:04 - 48:09]They talk about how their pants are sitting and how they won't change.

[48:20 - 48:25]The speaker mentions their briefs and how the button is still up.

[49:14 - 49:20]The speaker and host discuss their ad read and the product Me Undies.

[50:05 - 50:11]They discuss the discomfort and inconvenience of having a broken button.

[50:12 - 50:22]They talk about the features of the product, such as its compact and wireless design and built-in two-minute timing.

[50:39 - 50:45]The speaker talks about their love for music and making music.

[50:39 - 50:45]They mention a potential opportunity for voice acting through an agent.

[50:39 - 50:45]The speaker and host move on to the next segment of the podcast.

[50:45 - 50:52]The speaker shares their personal experience with the product and its battery life.

[51:07 - 51:17]The host teases the speaker about bringing the product on their trip to Bangkok.

[51:07 - 51:17]The speaker mentions the price of the product, starting at $25.

[44:02 - 51:17]In summary, the speaker discusses their broken button, their love for music and voice acting, and their experience with the product Me Undies. They also mention their preference for audio podcasts and their discomfort with being on camera.

[58:21 - 58:29]The audio is from a podcast episode with a guest named Freddy.

[59:11 - 59:17]The hosts talk about a sponsor, quip.com, and offer a free refill pack.

[59:11 - 59:17]The hosts apologize for the quality of the podcast and joke about being sued by the ad agency.

[59:11 - 59:17]They mention that Martin Luther King Jr. is also in hell for cheating on his wife.

[59:11 - 59:17]The hosts say they would go to hell too if they followed the rules to get into heaven.

[59:17 - 59:23]They joke about promoting the toothbrush and possibly getting in trouble with the ad agency.

[59:17 - 59:23]They mention that Freddy is sitting in while they do the ad read.

[59:17 - 59:23]They discuss Ronald Reagan and George Bush Senior being in hell.

[59:17 - 59:23]They joke about being bigger than Charmin as a brand.

[59:17 - 59:23]The hosts mention that the Charmin commercials with the cartoon bear may have been someone's sexual awakening.

[59:23 - 59:36]Some questionable content is cut out of the podcast.

[59:23 - 59:36]The hosts discuss how this could have contributed to the rise of furries.

[51:17 - 59:36]The audio is from a podcast where the hosts joke about promoting a toothbrush sponsor, being sued by the ad agency, and controversial topics such as presidents being in hell and sexual awakenings from commercials.

[59:48 - 1.00:09] Sexual awakening began when finding grandpa's vintage porn magazines

[1.00:09 - 1.00:15]Started with dad, then changed to grandpa

[1.00:56 - 1.01:15]Got into rap after seeing picture of topless protester in Russia

[1.01:31 - 1.01:38]Moved computer after parents found the picture

[1.02:05 - 1.02:16]First big crush on fictional character, Freddie's ringtone

[1.03:17 - 1.03:22]New music video coming out soon

[1.03:17 - 1.03:22]New video directed by two people, to be released in 2-3 weeks

[1.04:01 - 1.04:10]Check out Freddie Dread on Spotify and Soundcloud

[1.04:35 - 1.04:42]Glasses aren't helping with vision, eye exam with glasses on

[1.05:40 - 1.05:47]Can read letters and numbers, but struggles with sentence

[1.06:12 - 1.06:36]Director Roman Polanski arrested and charged with offenses against 13-year-old girl in 1977

[59:36 - 1.06:39]Sexual awakening story, rap, new music video, glasses, and Roman Polanski's arrest.