[00:00 - 02:15]Schlatt makes fun of Ted's gym clothes

[00:18 - 01:36]Schlatt pulled his neck while working out

[01:36 - 03:47]Tristan asks individual questions to each member of Chuckle Sandwich

[02:22 - 07:44]They talk about their cats and dogs

[07:26 - 09:56]Tristan asks individual questions to each member of Chuckle Sandwich

[09:57 - 11:00]They talk about their cats and dogs

[11:01 - 13:38]Tristan asks individual questions to each member of Chuckle Sandwich

[11:52 - 14:54]Tucker would rather watch his divorced parents have sex every night than join in once to make it stop.

[14:22 - 17:17]The speaker discusses a hypothetical scenario where they have to eat either a whole tree or a whole baby before they can meet their soulmate.

[16:20 - 19:24]They joke about which type of tree would be the best to eat, such as a monkey puzzle tree.

[19:24 - 21:56]The speaker discusses a hypothetical scenario where they have to eat either a whole tree or a whole baby before they can meet their soulmate.

[22:16 - 23:57]The speaker then talks about a question they received about being sent 60 seconds into the future randomly throughout the day or having to spot the differences in a freeze frame every day at 6pm.

[23:06 - 25:19]Another person asks a question about waking up in a pile of dead shrimp or having a tiny shrimp crawl out of their butthole every hour.

[24:34 - 25:40]A person named Ronnie is being criticized for wasting data and is banned.

[25:41 - 26:41]The topic of forgetting 9-11 or the Alamo is discussed.

[26:29 - 28:13]The hosts prefer to remember 9-11 because it is more relevant to their lives.

[27:04 - 28:03]The topic of forgetting 9-11 or the Alamo is discussed.

[28:14 - 31:11]The hosts choose to have sex with the dog.

[28:23 - 29:15]A listener named Marcus Lee asks if the hosts would rather have sex with a dog without anyone knowing or not have sex with a dog but have everyone think they did.

[29:32 - 30:17]The hosts choose to have sex with the dog.

[30:17 - 31:05]The segment ends with a person named Tucker's bitch joining the conversation.

[31:12 - 33:11]The hosts talk about whether they would rather sing along or dance to every song they hear.

[32:40 - 33:32]The segment ends with a person named Tucker's bitch joining the conversation.

[33:11 - 35:13]A listener named Double Isopod asks if they would rather never see their friends again or never see their family and lovers again.

[35:13 - 35:21]The hosts struggle with the question and make jokes about the definition of a lover.

[35:23 - 36:00]The speaker discusses the idea of getting rid of friends and creating their own family through blood ties and cult-like behavior.

[36:00 - 36:05]The segment ends with a person named Tucker's bitch joining the conversation.

[36:00 - 37:22]The speaker chooses to slap the child and jokingly suggests filming it for a Mr. Beast video.

[37:23 - 40:29]They then discuss the potential success and money in being a Roblox content creator, and joke about choosing to lose a finger in order to do so.

[40:51 - 42:18]The conversation shifts to a "Would You Rather" question about being the main characters in either The Amazing World of Gumball or Adventure Time.

[40:57 - 41:54]The speaker chooses The Amazing World of Gumball due to the potential for dark and tragic events in Adventure Time.

[42:19 - 42:55]The conversation shifts to a "Would You Rather" question about being the main characters in either The Amazing World of Gumball or Adventure Time.

[42:55 - 43:23]Two people are discussing a woman who is 'hot' and 'wise'

[43:02 - 44:35]They discuss their own choices and how it reflects their personalities

[43:23 - 45:39]They are also talking about a 'would you rather' question

[43:36 - 46:17]The question is about having five loyal friends for life, or being socially adept but never having a best friend

[46:48 - 48:19]The question is about having a creepy old man constantly in your house who narrates everything in the voice of Jerry Seinfeld

[48:20 - 50:36]They imagine different scenarios of how they would interact with the old man

[48:26 - 48:51]The question is about having a creepy old man constantly in your house who narrates everything in the voice of Jerry Seinfeld

[49:01 - 49:15]They imagine different scenarios of how they would interact with the old man

[49:20 - 51:00]One person suggests making content out of it, such as a 24-hour livestream or a TikTok video

[50:36 - 51:48]Discussion about being on a TLC or history show testing weapons on realistic punching bags

[50:36 - 52:30]The conversation ends with a mention of a schizophrenic person on TikTok who talks about similar experiences.

[51:00 - 52:37]Tucker's thoughts on the topic

[52:37 - 53:00]Discussion about a ghost route and sleep paralysis demons

[53:02 - 53:14]Discussion about eating wings and getting Chipotle instead

[53:15 - 54:09]Anna's question about being stuck in a time loop at Disney World

[54:33 - 54:58]Discussion about being stuck in a time loop as a toddler or baby

[55:14 - 55:57]Mention of a cosmic brownie allergic reaction

[55:57 - 56:47]Oscar's question about making ducks or having three times larger sharks with fangs and claws

[56:47 - 58:16]Mention of eagles being similar to ducks

[56:55 - 57:41]Oscar's question about making ducks or having three times larger sharks with fangs and claws

[57:05 - 57:14]Discussion about how both options would not affect daily life much

[58:17 - 58:37]Agreement to have both options

[58:37 - 59:38]Tucker's thoughts on the topic

[59:38 - 1.00:38]Discussion about a YouTuber getting millions of views by clickbaiting weather

[1.00:04 - 1.01:11]Mention of the earth ending and the United States disintegrating every day according to the YouTuber's thumbnails.