[00:00 - 00:10] Program is sponsored by Hulu original series Modoc

[00:10 - 00:19]Show features super villain Modoc voiced by Patton Oswalt

[00:10 - 00:19]Modoc stands for mental organism designed only for killing

[00:19 - 00:26]Modoc struggles with ruling the planet and managing a family

[00:26 - 00:39]Modoc has an all-star cast including Patton Oswalt, Amy Garcia, Ben Schwartz, Melissa Famero, Wendy MacLinden Covey, Beck Bennett, John Daly, Sam Richardson, and celebrity cameos

[00:41 - 00:50]Series premiere on May 21st on Hulu

[01:27 - 01:32]BetterHelp is promoted as a way to improve mental health

[01:27 - 01:32]BetterHelp offers online counseling with licensed professionals

[01:59 - 02:06]Services are confidential, convenient, and affordable

[02:07 - 02:22]Listeners can get 10% off their first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/supermega

[02:54 - 03:01]Podcast hosts discuss a misunderstanding with their friend, animator Meek Canyon

[03:41 - 03:48]Meek credits the wrong last name for one of the hosts in an animation

[06:26 - 06:34]Both hosts discuss the difficulty of people getting their last names wrong

[06:40 - 06:47]They joke about potentially switching last names

[06:54 - 07:02]Some famous actors have changed their names for Hollywood

[07:24 - 07:30]Leonardo DiCaprio and Keanu Reeves are mentioned as examples

[00:00 - 07:30]Program sponsored by Hulu series Modoc, featuring Patton Oswalt as super villain Modoc. BetterHelp is promoted for mental health improvement. Podcast hosts discuss a misunderstanding with friend Meek Canyon and joke about changing last names, mentioning famous actors who have done so.

[07:30 - 07:37] Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Esteban

[07:44 - 07:51]Marilyn Monroe's real name is Norma Mortensen

[07:54 - 07:59]Alicia Keys' real name is Alicia Cook

[08:31 - 08:43]Brad Pitt's real name is William Bradley Pitt

[08:31 - 08:43]Leonardo DiCaprio considered changing his name to Lenny Williams

[08:31 - 08:43]Some celebrities have changed their names for cultural or professional reasons, such as Antonio Banderas (real name: José Antonio Domínguez Bandera)

[09:15 - 09:24]Many celebrities use stage names, such as Lady Gaga (real name: Stefani Germanotta)

[09:25 - 09:30]The Weeknd's real name is Abel Tesfaye

[09:54 - 09:59]Some celebrities have unique or unusual real names, such as Cardi B (real name: Belcalis Almanzar)

[10:28 - 10:36]Some celebrities have changed their names to sound more appealing or marketable, such as Amanda Lee Rogers (changed to Portia de Rossi)

[10:28 - 10:36]Some celebrities have stage names that reflect their persona or brand, such as Lana Del Rey (real name: Elizabeth Grant)

[10:53 - 11:02]Some celebrities have stage names that are more memorable or marketable, such as Bruno Mars (real name: Peter Hernandez)

[11:24 - 11:31]Some celebrities have shorter or simpler real names, such as George Clooney (real name: George Timothy Clooney)

[11:24 - 11:31]Some celebrities have changed their names to avoid discrimination or typecasting, such as Leonardo DiCaprio (considered changing to Lenny Williams due to his ethnic name)

[11:24 - 11:31]Some celebrities have changed their names to sound more mainstream or appealing, such as Leonardo DiCaprio (considered changing to Lenny Williams, an Americanized version of his name)

[11:24 - 11:31]Some celebrities have changed their names to differentiate from others in the industry, such as Reese Witherspoon (real name: Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon)

[11:32 - 11:37]Some celebrities have changed their names to sound more professional or marketable, such as Matt Damon (real name: Matthew Paige Damon)

[11:37 - 11:43]Some celebrities use their middle names or omit their first names in their stage names, such as Stephen Colbert (uses middle name, Tyrone)

[11:59 - 12:04]Some celebrities have real names that are more common, such as Drake (real name: Aubrey Graham)

[11:59 - 12:04]Some celebrities have stage names that stand out, such as Spike Lee (real name: Shelton Jackson Lee)

[11:59 - 12:04]Some celebrities have changed their names to reflect their brand or persona, such as The Weeknd (real name: Abel Tesfaye)

[11:59 - 12:04]Some celebrities have changed their names to stand out or be memorable, such as Miley Cyrus (real name: Destiny Hope Cyrus)

[11:59 - 12:04]Some celebrities have had controversial or revealing photos used for their stage name, such as Miley Cyrus (photo used for stage name showed possible nip slip)

[11:59 - 12:04]Some celebrities have shortened or simplified versions of their real name as their stage name, such as Ellen DeGeneres (changed from Amanda Lee Rogers to Portia de Rossi)

[12:33 - 12:40]Some celebrities have changed their names to sound more appealing or marketable, such as Amanda Lee Rogers (changed to Porsche de Rossi)

[13:46 - 13:51]Some celebrities have real names that are more unique or uncommon, such as Crispin Glover (real name: Crispin Hellion Glover)

[13:46 - 13:51]Some celebrities have changed their names to avoid discrimination or typecasting, such as Leonardo DiCaprio (considered changing to Lenny Williams due to his ethnic name)

[13:51 - 13:57]Some celebrities have used their middle name as their stage name, such as Stephen Colbert (uses middle name, Tyrone)

[14:13 - 14:19]Some celebrities have stage names that are more unique or memorable, such as Corpse Husband (real name: Unknown)

[14:13 - 14:19]Some celebrities have changed their names to sound more mainstream or appealing, such as George Clooney (real name: George Timothy Clooney)

[14:56 - 15:01]Some celebrities have changed their names to differentiate from others in the industry, such as Reese Witherspoon (real name: Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon)

[14:56 - 15:01]Some celebrities have changed their names to differentiate from others in the industry, such as Reese Witherspoon (real name: Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon)

[15:01 - 15:09]Kevin James' real name is Kevin George Knipfing

[15:10 - 15:16]Some celebrities have changed their names to sound more mainstream or appealing, such as Matt Damon (real name: Matthew Paige Damon)

[15:10 - 15:16]Some celebrities have changed their names to sound more professional or marketable, such as Matt Damon (real name: Matthew Paige Damon)

[15:10 - 15:16]Bill O'Reilly's real name is William James O'Reilly Jr.

[15:10 - 15:16]Adam Sandler's real name is Adam Richard Sandler

[15:16 - 15:23]Some celebrities have changed their names to reflect their brand or persona, such as The Weeknd (real name: Abel Tesfaye)

[15:16 - 15:23]Some celebrities have changed their names to stand out or be memorable, such as Miley Cyrus (real name: Destiny Hope Cyrus)

[07:30 - 15:31]A comprehensive summary of the above points is that many celebrities use stage names for various reasons, including cultural, professional, marketability, differentiation, and personal branding. Some use shortened or simplified versions of their real name, while others choose entirely different names. Some have unique or unusual real names, while others have more mainstream names. Some celebrities have had controversial or revealing photos used for their stage name, showing the importance and impact of a memorable stage name in the entertainment industry.

[15:43 - 15:51] The speaker is discussing potential replacements for Dan and Aaron on Game Grumps.

[17:40 - 17:45]They mention David Spade and Rob Schneider as potential choices.

[17:40 - 17:45]There is a humorous scenario described where Dan leaves and is replaced by Rob Schneider.

[18:12 - 18:18]The conversation then shifts to Kevin James, and his upcoming movie playing a Nazi.

[18:30 - 18:39]The conversation then shifts to discussing Vince Vaughn's role in the movie "Brawl in Cell Block 99".

[19:21 - 19:31]The speaker mentions that they are one of the first people to try the new Lawnmower 4.0 trimmer from Manscaped.

[19:32 - 19:38]They discuss the features of the trimmer and offer a discount code for listeners.

[21:48 - 21:57]The speaker mentions that they have only seen the second half of the movie, but thought it was good.

[22:04 - 22:14]They also mention that the ending was particularly visually intense.

[22:52 - 23:00]The speaker has also seen another movie starring Johnny Knoxville, and suggests he should play a gritty role in the future.

[23:06 - 23:12]The speaker believes that Knoxville would be good at doing his own stunts and could potentially get hurt, adding to the realism of the role.

[15:31 - 23:23]The speaker discusses potential replacements for Game Grumps hosts, Kevin James' upcoming role as a Nazi, and the potential for Johnny Knoxville to play a gritty role. They also mention trying the new Lawnmower 4.0 trimmer from Manscaped and discuss Vince Vaughn's role in "Brawl in Cell Block 99".

[23:23 - 23:29]Discussion about a potential comedic voice for a Marvel movie

[23:59 - 24:04]Mention of Pontius playing a supporting character in a Sophia Copeland movie

[24:17 - 24:23]Mention of Chris Pontius and his serious acting role in a movie

[24:17 - 24:23]Difficulty remembering the specific movie Pontius was in

[26:43 - 26:49]Mention of the movie "We Are the Millers" and wanting to see it

[26:50 - 26:56]Discussion about watching the Marvel movies and a movie about robots taking over

[26:56 - 27:07]Discussion about using compressed air duster on feet

[27:30 - 27:41]Warning against using computer duster to get high

[27:48 - 27:55]Discussion about soap as a way to get high

[27:55 - 28:02]Mention of soap causing blindness in the past

[28:20 - 28:27]Warning against using cheap poppers

[28:20 - 28:27]Mention of poppers being popular in the gay community

[28:41 - 28:47]Discussion about poppers and their effects

[28:41 - 28:47]Discussion about the first time trying poppers and their effects

[28:41 - 28:47]Discussion about the first time trying poppers and their effects

[28:41 - 28:47]Mention of using poppers recreationally, not for anal sex

[30:20 - 30:25]Mention of the ladder still being up to the roof

[30:20 - 30:25]Warning against potential intruders climbing through the vent

[23:23 - 30:25]Discussion of potential comedic voice for a Marvel movie, mention of Chris Pontius' serious acting role, difficulty remembering specific movie, Pontius playing a supporting character in a Sophia Copeland movie, discussion about watching Marvel movies and a movie about robots taking over, mention of wanting to see "We Are the Millers", using compressed air duster on feet, warning against using computer duster to get high, discussion about using soap to get high, warning against soap causing blindness, discussion about poppers and their effects, warning against using cheap poppers, mention of poppers being popular in the gay community, discussion about first time trying poppers, mention of using poppers recreationally, mention of the ladder still being up to the roof, warning against potential intruders climbing through the vent.

[30:27 - 30:34]Discussion about a vent above someone's head

[30:34 - 30:40]Mention of people who can fit through the vent

[30:50 - 30:56]Desire to own a monkey

[31:15 - 31:23]Mention of wealthy individuals in Saudi Arabia owning exotic pets

[32:46 - 32:52]Videos of monkeys slapping other animals

[34:23 - 34:33]Video essays about communities that enjoy watching videos of baby monkeys getting hurt

[36:19 - 36:24]Ad for a banking app called Chime

[36:19 - 36:24]Discussion about the benefits of Chime

[37:08 - 37:13]Ad for a meal kit delivery company called Green Chef

[37:20 - 37:29]Discussion about cooking a meal from Green Chef

[30:27 - 38:23]The audio covers various topics such as vents, owning a monkey, wealthy individuals owning exotic pets, videos of monkeys, an ad for a banking app, and an ad for a meal kit delivery company.

[40:59 - 41:05] Introduction to the topic of a man who sold FBI secrets to the Soviet Union in the 80s and 90s.

[43:56 - 44:05]Discussion about a potential HBO series or movie about the topic.

[44:28 - 44:35]Details about the man's actions and how he was caught.

[45:14 - 45:20]Mention of interesting videos and channels on YouTube that cover similar topics.

[45:14 - 45:20]Final thoughts on the value of YouTube videos for this type of content.

[38:23 - 45:32]The text discusses a man named Robert Hanson who sold FBI secrets to the Soviet Union in the 80s and 90s and was eventually caught and arrested. It also mentions potential adaptations of his story and the value of YouTube videos for similar topics.

[45:32 - 45:51] The speaker discusses a video about tactics for playing Sekiro

[45:57 - 46:04]The video creator jumps into the content immediately and encourages viewers to like and subscribe

[46:32 - 46:41]The speaker praises the creator's style and content, which focuses on body language and interrogation in criminal cases

[47:52 - 48:00]The Casey Anthony case is brought up and the speaker expresses disbelief that her own parents think she is guilty

[48:24 - 48:35]The conversation shifts to the ADX Florence prison and its extreme conditions

[50:00 - 50:07]The speaker mentions a friend from Mexico who told a story about El Chapo, but is unsure if they can share it

[50:42 - 50:48]The speaker discusses the brutality of cartels and their methods of violence for business

[51:41 - 51:55]Motivators in life are discussed, including anger, sex, and money, and how they are all connected to primal instincts

[52:25 - 52:32]The discussion concludes with the idea that ultimately, humans are just monkeys driven by primal instincts.

[45:32 - 52:32]The speaker summarizes the overall point as humans being driven by primal instincts and discussing various topics related to this idea.

[52:32 - 52:41] We may be intelligent, but we are still just monkeys deep down

[52:41 - 52:48]AI does not have the "monkey nature" and will take over and possibly create a better world

[52:58 - 53:08]AI will have a big impact on society and could potentially lead to a "renaissance"

[53:33 - 53:46]Singularity (when AI surpasses humanity) is predicted to happen in 2042

[54:58 - 55:04]Some people are excited about the advancements of AI while others are skeptical and afraid

[57:34 - 57:41]AI will work together and be able to process information at a much faster rate than humans

[58:02 - 58:19]AI and human consciousness may one day merge into one

[59:08 - 59:14]Stem cells could potentially be used to regenerate organs and extend human life

[59:30 - 59:36]The brain would also need to be taken into consideration for longevity

[52:32 - 59:36]In summary, AI is expected to have a significant impact on society and could potentially lead to a merging of AI and human consciousness. The use of stem cells may also play a role in extending human life.

[59:36 - 59:47] Discussion about potential control through computer chips in the brain

[59:47 - 59:52]Mention of Bill Gates and his involvement with the vaccine

[59:53 - 1.00:01]Personal experience with getting the Pfizer vaccine

[59:53 - 1.00:01]Feeling smart and no negative symptoms from the vaccine

[1.00:13 - 1.00:18]Over 100 million people in the US vaccinated

[1.00:19 - 1.00:25]California and Texas have high vaccination rates

[1.00:25 - 1.00:33]Excitement over seeing people back inside restaurants

[1.00:33 - 1.00:39]Frustration with those not getting vaccinated and believing in conspiracy theories

[1.01:51 - 1.01:57]Hypothetical conversation about having a clone and whether or not one would engage in sexual activity with themselves

[1.03:08 - 1.03:16]Asking listeners about their thoughts on having sex with a clone of themselves

[1.04:25 - 1.04:35]Excitement over going home to see family and friends in South Carolina

[1.04:43 - 1.04:49]Discussion about the upcoming book and a secret project

[1.04:43 - 1.04:49]Teasing a new project without giving away too much information

[1.05:14 - 1.05:19]Finalizing design for the project and discussing how it may be the funniest thing they've ever done

[1.05:40 - 1.05:50]Ending with a favorite quote from a Chris Tucker movie

[59:36 - 1.05:54]Overall, a conversation covering topics such as control, vaccines, personal experiences, hypothetical scenarios, and upcoming projects.