[00:01 - 02:54]Nick is a first-time guest on a podcast and mentions being scheduled for another one.

[01:52 - 03:12]Hasan's knees are mentioned and he shares a story about getting banned from a car rental company for not paying a $30 bill.

[02:54 - 04:38]The group discusses working out, Nick's low view count, and the bidets in the bathrooms.

[04:38 - 10:29]Hasan's knees are mentioned and he shares a story about getting banned from a car rental company for not paying a $30 bill.

[09:34 - 09:48]The group discusses working out, Nick's low view count, and the bidets in the bathrooms.

[09:48 - 10:22]Hasan's knees are mentioned and he shares a story about getting banned from a car rental company for not paying a $30 bill.

[10:36 - 13:30]The hosts debate whether giraffes can be found in the rainforest and discuss their own costumes for the gala.

[10:42 - 13:23]Cutie Cinderella shares her outfit plans for an upcoming gala with a rainforest theme.

[13:14 - 13:53]The speaker claims that giraffes have large penises, and they are surprised to learn that gorillas do not.

[13:53 - 15:05]They speculate that gorillas may dominate through fighting rather than having large penises.

[13:59 - 14:13]They discuss the length of a giraffe's penis and try to convert it to inches.

[14:20 - 14:37]They mention the idea of overcompensating through fighting.

[14:47 - 15:34]The speaker brings up the evolution of penis size and how it may differ among animals.

[15:07 - 15:48]The speaker talks about being attracted to men's armpits.

[15:49 - 15:55]The speaker talks about freaking out and breaking the internet with an outfit.

[15:55 - 19:43]The speaker and group discuss their fascination with feet and whether it is a violation to take pictures of feet without someone's consent.

[18:45 - 19:48]The speaker talks about the chess boxing event and how he wanted to see someone get hurt.

[19:17 - 20:58]The speaker and group discuss their fascination with feet and whether it is a violation to take pictures of feet without someone's consent.

[19:49 - 20:05]The speaker talks about freaking out and breaking the internet with an outfit.

[20:30 - 21:07]The speaker and group discuss their fascination with feet and whether it is a violation to take pictures of feet without someone's consent.

[21:08 - 22:51]The speaker talks about being attracted to men's armpits.

[21:47 - 22:06]They discuss their preferences for breasts and whether they are "titty guys."

[22:07 - 22:26]The speaker talks about his ex-girlfriends and how they all have different personalities.

[22:51 - 24:03]They mention Ludwig and his failure to invite the speaker to a birthday party.

[23:45 - 24:50]The speaker talks about the chess boxing event and how he wanted to see someone get hurt.

[24:50 - 25:03]They speculate about doing a round of Turkish oil wrestling for charity at the event.

[25:04 - 25:55]Group discussing looking at "gay show" when someone is not around

[25:04 - 26:13]The speaker and group discuss their fascination with feet and whether it is a violation to take pictures of feet without someone's consent.

[25:33 - 25:39]They mention the idea of overcompensating through fighting.

[25:55 - 27:50]Conversation about perfect butthole photo and what it should include

[26:01 - 26:25]Group discussing looking at "gay show" when someone is not around

[26:25 - 28:19]Conversation about perfect butthole photo and what it should include

[26:53 - 27:31]Group discussing looking at "gay show" when someone is not around

[27:51 - 28:52]Talk about piercing buttholes and whether it is possible

[28:53 - 29:27]Story about being recognized in a bathroom line and awkward encounter

[29:15 - 31:27]One of the group members getting hit on by women at a club

[31:27 - 33:01]Discussion about taking artistic nude photos and sending them to someone

[32:21 - 34:39]Group discussing looking at "gay show" when someone is not around

[33:52 - 34:45]Group member discussing how to prevent penis curve by switching hands while masturbating

[34:19 - 35:34]Suggesting that Taylor Swift may be emulating the speaker's life by dating a celebrity

[34:25 - 34:45]Discussion about Taylor Swift and her recent popularity

[34:46 - 35:07]Discussion about new flavor of ranch and ketchup by Heinz

[34:52 - 35:14]Mention of Taylor Swift eating chicken with ranch and ketchup and the Empire State Building lighting up in her honor

[35:34 - 35:49]Speaker's offer to text their agent in order to get tickets to the concert premiere, with the condition of living in their house for a week and streaming with them every day

[35:50 - 37:10]Discussion about wearing reputation-themed outfits to the concert premiere

[35:56 - 37:05]Speaker's disappointment in not receiving an invite to Taylor Swift's concert premiere and their efforts to get an invite through their agency and famous friends

[36:17 - 37:22]Taylor Nation, a fan club, also sending out tickets and the speaker not receiving one

[36:49 - 37:55]Speaker jokingly comparing themselves to Taylor Swift in terms of bringing joy to the world and offsetting their carbon footprint

[37:55 - 40:03]Debate about Taylor Swift's carbon footprint and the speaker's contribution to it through flying

[38:28 - 38:34]They debate whether or not he is attractive

[38:34 - 40:08]They talk about whether or not he could get them tickets to something

[38:45 - 39:29]Speaker's claim that their contribution is marginal compared to Taylor Swift's due to commercial aviation and deliveries

[38:45 - 40:03]The conversation turns to Taylor Swift and her relationships with men

[40:03 - 40:08]Debate about Taylor Swift's carbon footprint and the speaker's contribution to it through flying

[40:09 - 40:52]Speaker's mention of Brill and Wasserman merging and their offer to text their agent Billy Jones on the speaker's behalf

[40:09 - 41:23]They talk about whether or not he could get them tickets to something

[40:29 - 40:34]Mention of Taylor Swift eating chicken with ranch and ketchup and the Empire State Building lighting up in her honor

[40:53 - 41:41]Speaker's offer to text their agent in order to get tickets to the concert premiere, with the condition of living in their house for a week and streaming with them every day

[41:23 - 41:53]Suggesting that Taylor Swift may be emulating the speaker's life by dating a celebrity

[41:23 - 41:58]The conversation turns to Taylor Swift and her relationships with men

[41:53 - 43:10]Discussion about potentially going to Canada for Taylor Swift's last concert

[42:05 - 43:10]They talk about whether or not he could get them tickets to something

[43:10 - 43:33]Mention of the song "Back to December" being about Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift's apology for being a bad girlfriend in the song.

[43:10 - 44:13]One person thinks that the man in question is the best boyfriend Taylor Swift has had

[43:52 - 45:16]The man is also described as being "burly" and "big"

[45:00 - 46:17]They discuss his height and weight

[46:00 - 46:33]Some people think he is a good boyfriend because he is respectful and talks positively about her

[46:33 - 47:33]The conversation ends with a declaration that "Burley boys" are back and Timothy Charlemagne is out.

[47:22 - 48:28]The other person explains that they don't want to grow their beard because they feel it will make them less attractive to the people they are interested in.

[47:33 - 48:20]They debate whether or not he is attractive

[48:28 - 48:43]The speaker's friend explains that she has never seen a flaccid penis and the speaker shares a story about sword fighting and getting "horny" with another guy.

[48:28 - 49:03]Others are still debating his attractiveness

[48:43 - 49:03]The conversation turns to the types of people the speaker is attracted to, with a mention of "boy stonks" and higher shelves that they haven't reached.

[49:04 - 49:29]The speaker's friend suggests that they like jocks, but the speaker explains that they don't have a specific type and are attracted to personalities.

[49:16 - 49:42]The speaker mentions that they have never been in the mindset of actively dating someone and that even their friend could potentially "woo" them.

[49:43 - 50:25]The speaker's friend jokingly expresses concern about not being able to compete with the speaker for Ludwig's attention.

[50:25 - 51:49]The topic of conversation changes to the speaker's and their friend's experiences with seeing Ludwig's penis.

[50:31 - 50:46]The speaker shares a personal story about their ex-boyfriend breaking up with them because of their anxiety and depression.

[50:47 - 51:16]The speaker is discussing their appearance and trying to look like a "twink."

[51:23 - 52:23]The speaker's friend explains that she has never seen a flaccid penis and the speaker shares a story about sword fighting and getting "horny" with another guy.

[52:09 - 53:04]The conversation turns to sword fighting and how it can be a turn on for the speaker.

[52:24 - 53:47]The speaker's friend explains that she has never seen a flaccid penis and the speaker shares a story about sword fighting and getting "horny" with another guy.

[53:20 - 53:41]The speaker mentions that Travis Kelsey is more of their type because he is "skinny, scrawny, nerdy."

[53:47 - 54:47]The group discusses the attractiveness of different types of men, including Orlando Bloom and Travis Kelsey.

[53:53 - 54:08]The speaker mentions that Travis Kelsey is more of their type because he is "skinny, scrawny, nerdy."

[54:08 - 54:13]They mention an old man's perspective and thank the other person.

[54:15 - 55:20]The speaker is discussing their appearance and trying to look like a "twink."

[55:20 - 55:57]The conversation turns to sword fighting and how it can be a turn on for the speaker.

[55:58 - 56:32]The speaker is discussing their appearance and trying to look like a "twink."

[55:58 - 58:13]There is discussion about Taylor Swift potentially getting involved in political or social issues.

[56:06 - 56:38]The group discusses the attractiveness of different types of men, including Orlando Bloom and Travis Kelsey.

[56:06 - 56:38]She brings up examples of other celebrities who were once loved but then randomly started being disliked.

[56:38 - 57:26]The speaker's friend jokingly expresses concern about not being able to compete with the speaker for Ludwig's attention.

[56:38 - 57:44]Cutie believes that Taylor's "Swifties" may be contributing to the potential backlash.

[56:59 - 57:04]The conversation turns to the types of people the speaker is attracted to, with a mention of "boy stonks" and higher shelves that they haven't reached.

[57:17 - 58:26]Cutie is discussing the possible reasons for Taylor Swift's current popularity and potential downfall.

[58:26 - 59:48]The conversation ends with Cutie calling Nick a "tech genius."

[59:53 - 1.00:04]Cutie is described as having a "QD Cinderella face" while thinking about something.

[1.00:11 - 1.00:46]The group also talks about Nick's eating habits and his low testosterone levels.

[1.00:47 - 1.01:39]They mention going to different restaurants, including a burger place, in the future.

[1.01:39 - 1.02:18]The group also talks about Nick's eating habits and his low testosterone levels.

[1.02:18 - 1.03:21]They mention going to different restaurants, including a burger place, in the future.

[1.03:21 - 1.03:48]Cutie is discussing the possible reasons for Taylor Swift's current popularity and potential downfall.

[1.03:33 - 1.04:06]Kitty suggests organizing an ice skating event for Flint's water

[1.03:48 - 1.05:39]Nick mentions that his hairline is flawless, which could be related to his low testosterone levels.

[1.03:54 - 1.04:06]The conversation ends with Cutie calling Nick a "tech genius."

[1.04:06 - 1.04:43]Nick suggests calling it "The Chaddening"

[1.04:24 - 1.05:25]Nick's online persona is different from his real self

[1.04:49 - 1.05:32]The group also talks about Nick's eating habits and his low testosterone levels.

[1.05:07 - 1.05:12]They discuss possibly doing beach volleyball for Game Day

[1.05:27 - 1.06:47]They joke about not deserving to be friends with Nick for forgetting about the trip.

[1.05:33 - 1.05:57]Elena is mentioned as a mastermind behind the scenes

[1.06:04 - 1.06:20]Nick's online persona is different from his real self

[1.06:20 - 1.07:31]They discuss possibly doing beach volleyball for Game Day

[1.06:47 - 1.09:01]Nick's online persona is different from his real self

[1.06:53 - 1.07:06]Elena is mentioned as a mastermind behind the scenes

[1.07:31 - 1.08:19]Kitty suggests organizing an ice skating event for Flint's water

[1.07:38 - 1.08:32]They discuss possibly doing beach volleyball for Game Day

[1.08:00 - 1.09:12]Nick suggests calling it "The Chaddening"

[1.09:12 - 1.09:37]They joke about Nick bringing a fan to a Taylor Swift premiere

[1.09:50 - 1.10:04]Nick rates their feet and they joke about submitting butthole ratings

[1.10:04 - 1.10:43]They consider doing a month-long subathon

[1.10:17 - 1.10:29]Nick's online persona is different from his real self

[1.10:43 - 1.11:04]Nick rates their feet and they joke about submitting butthole ratings

[1.11:05 - 1.11:44]Nick suggests calling it "The Chaddening"

[1.11:15 - 1.12:12]They discuss a Disney trip that Nick took with his girlfriend and forgets about it

[1.12:12 - 1.12:32]They joke about not deserving to be friends with Nick for forgetting about the trip.