[00:01 - 00:07]The speaker and his friend discuss getting "crunk" on aspirin.

[00:07 - 00:14]They compliment each other's clothing.

[01:02 - 01:09]They discuss a potential invention involving magnetic aglids with flint.

[01:24 - 01:41]They make inappropriate jokes about urination.

[03:38 - 03:44]They discuss a podcast advertiser who did not mention them in his ad.

[04:39 - 04:48]The speaker is disappointed and wants his money back.

[07:08 - 07:19]They look up the star on Wikipedia and find out it is named after a former Chinese minister.

[07:20 - 07:32]The friend finds out the star is already named and gets upset.

[08:09 - 08:20]The speaker reveals he bought his friend a star and named it after him.

[00:01 - 08:31]Friends discuss getting "crunk" on aspirin and make inappropriate jokes. One reveals they bought a star for the other, but it is already named and they are disappointed. They try to find a solution by adding a mention of the podcast on the star's Wikipedia page.

[08:32 - 08:41]The speaker claims ownership of a star and a square that they bought.

[13:40 - 13:46]The conversation shifts to a statue of Bill Clinton and the possibility of owning it.

[13:40 - 13:46]They discuss the idea of purposely bombing a stand-up comedy set.

[14:31 - 14:38]They express frustration and refusal to be "swindled" again.

[14:31 - 14:38]The speaker mentions a documentary series about Bill Clinton.

[14:38 - 14:43]They compare the situation to a car dealership selling cars from another lot.

[14:38 - 14:43]The speaker's star was previously owned by a Chinese slave, causing controversy.

[14:38 - 14:43]They argue that their purchase of the star gives them rightful ownership.

[14:43 - 14:53]The speaker suggests the idea of vomiting on stage during a set.

[14:43 - 14:53]They contemplate the potential legal consequences of this action.

[14:59 - 15:10]The conversation continues with a discussion about verbal assault and harassment.

[16:35 - 16:42]The speaker jokingly accuses the other person of having six toes.

[08:32 - 16:53]The speaker discusses their ownership of a star and a square and expresses frustration with being "swindled." They compare the situation to a car dealership and argue for their rightful ownership of the star. The conversation also touches on the controversy surrounding a previous owner of the star, as well as the possibility of owning a statue of Bill Clinton. The conversation shifts to the idea of purposely bombing a stand-up comedy set and the potential legal consequences of this action. They also discuss verbal assault and harassment.

[16:54 - 17:00]The speaker talks about having ten toes and someone making fun of their medical condition.

[18:52 - 19:00]They mention wanting to castrate their followers and take on the burden of sex.

[19:37 - 19:43]The speaker talks about starting their own cult, with themselves and their co-host as the leaders.

[20:04 - 20:12]They mention a TV show about cults, specifically the Branch Davidians and Heaven's Gate.

[21:31 - 21:44]The speaker talks about the Heaven's Gate cult and their unique dress code.

[23:58 - 24:15]They mention the possibility of Jesus being a girl on Twitch or even Joe Biden.

[24:49 - 24:59]The speaker questions whether they could be Jesus themselves and discusses their own flaws.

[25:11 - 25:16]The co-host jokes about the speaker not being as cute as Jesus.

[16:54 - 25:23]The speaker discusses their fascination with cults and their desire to start their own cult with their co-host as the leaders, joking about being Jesus themselves.

[25:23 - 25:45] The speaker discusses the possibility of someone named Tom Pearl and how they would do well in Catholicism as a priest.

[26:04 - 26:10]They joke about having a communion where instead of bread and wine, they dip bread in someone's diary and eat it in front of a congregation.

[26:22 - 26:30]The speaker expresses a desire for a "hearty loaf of bread" and a "chalice of wine" for communion.

[26:22 - 26:30]They talk about missing being able to go to church and do communion due to the quarantine.

[28:47 - 28:55]The speaker mentions wanting to go outside and go to a bar, but acknowledges the dangers of the pandemic.

[29:38 - 29:45]They discuss the protests against the lockdown and express frustration with people not taking the virus seriously.

[30:49 - 30:54]The speaker talks about wanting to go to the beach and smelling the ocean while driving through the city of Ventura.

[31:33 - 31:45]They mention the high number of cases in New York and how it is likely due to people living in close quarters.

[32:14 - 32:24]The speaker mentions getting a steak dinner and gives a birthday present to someone named Harrison.

[33:11 - 33:19]They joke about the possibility of running out of toilet paper soon and mention that it is still hard to find in some stores.

[33:11 - 33:19]The speaker admits to participating in hoarding toilet paper at one point.

[25:23 - 33:29]The speaker discusses various topics including religion, missing church during quarantine, frustration with the lockdown protests, desire to go to the beach, and concerns about running out of toilet paper.

[33:29 - 33:35] Speaker was outside their house on the phone with their mother at 8 PM

[33:42 - 33:48]Every day at 8 PM, people in LA and across the country yell out their windows

[34:51 - 34:56]The speaker set an alarm for 7:59 PM to join in on the yelling

[35:53 - 36:12]They discuss a trend of people playing loud music or sounds of rabbits being slaughtered to force insomnia terrorists to come out

[36:23 - 36:30]They talk about someone uploading their content to Spotify without permission

[38:32 - 38:40]The speaker confesses to taking money from their friend's account

[39:34 - 39:41]The speaker takes medicine to help them sleep, but it has not been effective

[40:42 - 40:49]They mention needing to do a sleep study because they wake up frequently during the night

[40:49 - 41:07]They took a nap before coming to the office and had a strange feverish experience

[40:49 - 41:07]They mention missing getting enough hours of sleep before heading to the office

[41:14 - 41:29]The speaker often dreams a lot which may contribute to their frequent waking at night

[33:29 - 41:42]A comprehensive summary is that the speaker discusses their experience with yelling out at 8 PM and their struggles with sleeping, including their attempts at medication and plans for a sleep study.

[41:50 - 41:56] Person talks about their trouble sleeping and how it affects them

[41:57 - 42:03]They discuss different scenarios in which they feel tired regardless of how much they sleep

[42:51 - 42:56]They start playing charades and guessing different words and phrases

[47:35 - 47:56]They discuss a movie they watched and a party they attended

[48:24 - 48:33]They move on to discussing the movie "Drive" and their thoughts on it

[49:45 - 50:00]They mention the subtle humor in the movie and the use of LA as a setting

[50:38 - 50:45]They express their love for LA movies and how it feels to watch events unfold in their home city

[41:42 - 50:53]Overall, the person discusses their difficulty sleeping, plays charades, and talks about a movie and party they attended, as well as their thoughts on LA movies.

[50:53 - 50:59] The speaker loves watching movies and trivia about Los Angeles and its landmarks.

[51:07 - 51:12]They mention a new show on Netflix that takes place in Charleston, possibly filmed on King Street.

[51:33 - 51:45]The South, particularly Atlanta and Savannah, is a popular filming location for movies and TV shows.

[52:25 - 52:33]The speaker's phone alarm doesn't go off during a recent podcast recording.

[54:27 - 54:40]They discuss missing going out to restaurants and bars with friends.

[54:49 - 54:55]The topic of school food fights is brought up.

[57:15 - 57:28]The speaker mentions a funny comment on Reddit about a Japanese Animal Crossing YouTuber with a laugh similar to Ryan's.

[58:12 - 58:20]They bring up a friend from Mexico who enjoys making goofy videos.

[59:03 - 59:14]A joke is made about Eddy smelling the speaker's bum.

[50:53 - 59:14]The speaker discusses their love for LA movies and trivia, mentions a new show filmed in Charleston, talks about the popularity of the South as a filming location, and discusses missing going out during the pandemic. They also mention a funny comment about a Japanese YouTuber and a friend from Mexico who enjoys making goofy videos. A joke is made about Eddy smelling the speaker's bum.

[59:14 - 59:27]The speaker talks about a friend named Ricki who has a popular Facebook channel

[59:27 - 59:34]Ricki's channel is mentioned to have 100,000 subscribers

[59:35 - 59:43]The speaker jokes about Ricki being a Mexican

[1.00:16 - 1.00:27]The speaker struggles to understand Ricki's Spanish videos

[1.01:55 - 1.02:15]They mention that Ricki used to make videos for Maker Studios

[1.02:29 - 1.02:39]The speaker and their co-host talk about the Shaytards, a popular family vlogging channel

[1.02:29 - 1.02:39]They joke about the children in the Shaytards family having "tard" in their names

[1.05:03 - 1.05:09]The speaker wonders about the potential negative effects on the children's mental health of being filmed and monetized from a young age

[1.05:34 - 1.05:43]They mention a leaked video of Joe Rogan that made the speaker upset

[1.05:34 - 1.05:43]The chat transitions back to talking about Ricki's videos and the speaker's struggle to understand them

[1.06:37 - 1.06:50]The speaker and their co-host joke about being on Joe Rogan's podcast and Joe pulling his balls up for the rest of the show

[1.07:06 - 1.07:20]They talk about Joe Rogan's supplements and joke about his masculinity and testosterone levels

[1.07:06 - 1.07:20]The speaker compares Joe Rogan's balls to a weak spot on a giant boss in a video game

[59:14 - 1.07:42]A comprehensive summary of the text is that the speaker talks about a friend's popular Facebook channel and makes jokes about his ethnicity, mentions the Shaytards and their children's names, discusses the potential negative effects of being a child vlogger, and jokes about Joe Rogan's masculinity and supplements.

[1.07:42 - 1.07:53] Talking about Joe Rogan's nuts

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[1.07:42 - 1.08:05]Discussion about Joe Rogan's nuts and promoting the podcast on iTunes and Spotify, with a reminder to check out sponsors in the description and a preview of the next episode.