[00:00 - 01:12]The podcast introduces a new musical intro.

[01:12 - 01:45]The guest, Matt Watson, is welcomed onto the podcast.

[01:45 - 02:44]The hosts have prepared questions for Matt.

[02:44 - 04:51]The conversation veers towards hygiene practices, such as using hand soap in place of shampoo.

[04:51 - 07:00]The hosts jokingly compare Matt's teeth to pirate's teeth.

[05:01 - 05:59]The first question is about how he brushes his teeth.

[06:29 - 07:10]The conversation veers towards hygiene practices, such as using hand soap in place of shampoo.

[07:10 - 11:05]The conversation returns to waffle stomping and the determination needed to get a large piece of feces down the drain.

[11:05 - 11:38]Matt shares a story about his girlfriend comparing him to characters from Phineas and Ferb.

[12:14 - 16:22]The conversation returns to waffle stomping and the determination needed to get a large piece of feces down the drain.

[13:24 - 13:51]The hosts discuss the practice of scapism.

[13:51 - 14:17]The conversation is about feeding someone a mixture of milk and honey

[14:02 - 14:17]The conversation returns to waffle stomping and the determination needed to get a large piece of feces down the drain.

[14:17 - 17:13]They discuss introducing a neighbor to waffle stomping, a gross shower habit

[15:18 - 16:03]The hosts joke about having a "screening" for their neighbors to watch the waffle stomping.

[17:13 - 18:27]One person has a talent for being able to hold in their bowel movements

[18:12 - 18:33]They discuss introducing a neighbor to waffle stomping, a gross shower habit

[18:33 - 21:01]The conversation is about feeding someone a mixture of milk and honey

[19:08 - 21:56]They question the first person to discover milk and how they discovered it

[21:56 - 22:48]One person has a dairy sensitivity that causes them to break out when consuming dairy products

[22:48 - 22:59]Individual discusses their struggles with mental health, specifically suicidal thoughts and being put on suicide watch

[22:48 - 26:25]The conversation briefly mentions Matt's clear skin before transitioning to a joke about falling flat on his face like Family Guy or Roseanne.

[22:59 - 26:06]They describe the symptoms and challenges of narcolepsy, including needing to take multiple naps a day

[23:50 - 29:12]The individual has narcolepsy and explains the two different types they have

[24:58 - 26:18]The conversation is about feeding someone a mixture of milk and honey

[26:18 - 26:58]The conversation shifts to the topic of hallucinations and drug use

[26:58 - 28:09]They describe the symptoms and challenges of narcolepsy, including needing to take multiple naps a day

[28:09 - 28:26]A hypothetical question is posed about how hallucinogens could enhance the experience of "waffle stomping" (stomping on feces in the shower)

[29:12 - 30:46]The conversation shifts to the topic of hallucinations and drug use

[29:32 - 31:44]The conversation turns to the topic of food and the individual's constant hunger

[29:45 - 33:47]The conversation shifts to the topic of hallucinations and drug use

[32:13 - 33:13]They question if their struggles are being downplayed by the other person in the conversation

[32:21 - 35:38]They express regret for using LSD frequently and suggest it should only be used with proper research and caution

[35:38 - 37:23]A hypothetical question is posed about how hallucinogens could enhance the experience of "waffle stomping" (stomping on feces in the shower)

[36:04 - 36:30]The individual talks about their experience with drugs and the positive effects on their anxiety and OCD

[36:30 - 37:02]A hypothetical question is posed about how hallucinogens could enhance the experience of "waffle stomping" (stomping on feces in the shower)

[37:23 - 39:01]A hypothetical question is posed about never having to sleep, breathe or eat

[39:01 - 40:32]Individual discusses their struggles with mental health, specifically suicidal thoughts and being put on suicide watch

[39:09 - 39:28]The conversation turns to the topic of food and the individual's constant hunger

[39:28 - 41:06]They discuss a recent incident where they felt like they were going to pass out and throw up due to not eating enough.

[40:00 - 41:06]The speaker recently had a physical challenge and had to eat to avoid feeling angry and unable to work.

[40:13 - 40:32]The speaker talks about eating before recording for the podcast.

[41:06 - 42:51]The speaker recently had a physical challenge and had to eat to avoid feeling angry and unable to work.

[41:53 - 43:19]The speaker talks about eating before recording for the podcast.

[43:19 - 45:42]They discuss a restaurant called Fat Sal's and a sandwich they tried that was unhealthy.

[45:42 - 47:18]The conversation shifts to discussing the Children's Crusade and Machiavelli.

[46:26 - 48:46]They discuss a restaurant called Fat Sal's and a sandwich they tried that was unhealthy.

[47:56 - 49:18]The speaker recently had a physical challenge and had to eat to avoid feeling angry and unable to work.

[49:18 - 49:39]The speaker mentions trying to adopt a kitten and the other person's vibes being high.

[49:39 - 50:09]The speaker mentions seeing God and then asks the other person about their astrological sign.

[50:09 - 50:28]They read their horoscope for the day and discuss the accuracy of it.

[50:28 - 50:57]The speaker recently had a physical challenge and had to eat to avoid feeling angry and unable to work.

[50:57 - 51:43]The speaker mentions seeing God and then asks the other person about their astrological sign.

[51:43 - 53:08]They move on to discussing their astrological signs and the sexual compatibility of Aquarius.

[52:07 - 54:18]The speaker mentions trying to adopt a kitten and the other person's vibes being high.

[52:25 - 54:50]The speaker then goes off on a tangent, seemingly talking to their cat.

[54:12 - 54:18]The speakers discuss their preference for pancakes or waffles.

[54:18 - 55:49]They mention Aunt Jemima and Miss Buttersworth syrup, and how they prefer real maple syrup.

[54:26 - 56:55]They debate whether waffles or pancakes are better on the grill.

[54:42 - 57:24]The conversation turns to a sexual compatibility quiz and an inside joke about success involving shooting their fathers.

[57:24 - 59:16]They discuss Gary Vaynerchuk, a YouTuber from Vermont.

[57:54 - 1.00:18]They mention Aunt Jemima and Miss Buttersworth syrup, and how they prefer real maple syrup.

[58:52 - 59:09]They discuss Gary Vaynerchuk, a YouTuber from Vermont.

[59:51 - 1.00:39]They debate the sexual appeal of Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jemima.

[1.00:39 - 1.02:48]They mention Aunt Jemima and Miss Buttersworth syrup, and how they prefer real maple syrup.

[1.00:51 - 1.01:34]The conversation takes a turn towards a fetish involving tapping pine trees for sap and making sexual innuendos about it.

[1.02:02 - 1.02:10]The speakers end their conversation on a light-hearted note, referencing a YouTube comment and their family's visit to LA.

[1.02:10 - 1.03:28]They mention Aunt Jemima and Miss Buttersworth syrup, and how they prefer real maple syrup.

[1.03:38 - 1.04:28]The conversation takes a turn towards a fetish involving tapping pine trees for sap and making sexual innuendos about it.

[1.04:28 - 1.05:02]They discuss the pronunciation of the word "syrup" and how it varies regionally.

[1.05:02 - 1.06:31]The speaker shares that they say the word "experience" in a strange way, possibly due to their dialect.

[1.06:31 - 1.08:40]The speaker shares that they say "pajamas" and "rotary" differently now that they live on the West Coast.

[1.07:58 - 1.08:05]The speaker shares that they say the word "experience" in a strange way, possibly due to their dialect.

[1.08:24 - 1.09:51]The speaker shares that they say "pajamas" and "rotary" differently now that they live on the West Coast.

[1.09:51 - 1.11:14]They mention a list of other words that are pronounced differently in different regions, such as "sneakers" versus "tennis shoes."

[1.10:27 - 1.10:46]The speaker shares that they say the word "experience" in a strange way, possibly due to their dialect.

[1.11:14 - 1.12:26]The speaker shares a list of words that are pronounced the same in their dialect, such as "Mary," "merry," and "marry."

[1.11:47 - 1.12:59]They discuss how these words are pronounced differently in other regions, and how they say them differently in sentences.

[1.12:26 - 1.14:17]The speaker shares a list of words that are pronounced the same in their dialect, such as "Mary," "merry," and "marry."

[1.13:33 - 1.13:57]The speaker is looking at a map with someone named Ted.

[1.13:33 - 1.14:53]They ask if anyone else has been called out for saying words differently.

[1.13:41 - 1.13:57]The speaker mentions that the majority of the United States pronounces these words the same, but the tri-state area and Massachusetts have different pronunciations.

[1.13:57 - 1.14:33]They joke about punishing someone named Daddy's little girl.

[1.14:04 - 1.14:33]The speaker shares a list of words that are pronounced the same in their dialect, such as "Mary," "merry," and "marry."

[1.14:33 - 1.15:11]They mention a possible scenario where their mother is driving through a rotary and they ask her if she is a Muslim.

[1.14:33 - 1.15:24]The speaker mentions a rotary and a big sign.

[1.15:24 - 1.15:54]They joke about being at different levels and social classes.

[1.15:55 - 1.17:27]They were discussing items on a list, including syrup.

[1.16:14 - 1.16:42]The speaker asks Ted about how to pronounce the state below Washington.

[1.16:42 - 1.18:01]They were discussing items on a list, including syrup.

[1.17:47 - 1.19:23]Ted is on the map and the speaker thinks it's crazy.

[1.18:02 - 1.18:33]They were discussing items on a list, including syrup.

[1.19:03 - 1.19:16]Ted is on the map and the speaker thinks it's crazy.

[1.19:23 - 1.20:57]The speaker's girlfriend is from upstate New York and he asks her about "air sipping."

[1.20:30 - 1.21:37]They were discussing items on a list, including syrup.

[1.21:37 - 1.21:49]They discuss different pronunciations and accents, including "air sipping."

[1.21:49 - 1.22:17]The speaker's girlfriend is from upstate New York and he asks her about "air sipping."

[1.23:02 - 1.24:29]They joke about punishing someone named Daddy's little girl.

[1.24:54 - 1.25:34]The speaker mentions a rotary and a big sign.

[1.25:15 - 1.26:25]The guest, Matt, introduces himself and his YouTube channel, Super Mega.

[1.25:57 - 1.26:20]He mentions a project where Super Mega is sponsoring a NASCAR.

[1.26:26 - 1.26:37]They briefly mention their discussion about accents and pronunciations.

[1.26:37 - 1.27:01]They joke about returning to the topic of "waffle stomping" in the future.

[1.26:44 - 1.26:57]They joke about zodiac signs and say goodbye.