[00:10 - 01:48]The man is unphased and mentions that he has been getting into fishing lately

[01:48 - 04:39]He talks to the store employee about fishing and catches a fish

[03:21 - 06:03]The man recreates a comedy bit about the conversation with the store employee

[06:03 - 06:50]The employee tries to scare the customer by talking about the brutal process of fishing

[06:50 - 07:15]The conversation ends with a discussion about using the phrase "poop sock" and confusing it with "poop popsicle"

[07:03 - 07:46]The employee tries to scare the customer by talking about the brutal process of fishing

[07:47 - 09:48]The man recreates a comedy bit about the conversation with the store employee

[09:12 - 11:47]They both promote their fishing merchandise and make jokes about fishing and survival situations

[09:48 - 10:48]The man is unphased and mentions that he has been getting into fishing lately

[11:05 - 12:46]The conversation then shifts to video games and the man's lack of a real job

[12:46 - 15:55]He then talks about playing Metal Gear and Dark Souls and how it could bring them closer

[13:01 - 15:41]The man's friend sends him a text asking about the situation in Afghanistan

[14:23 - 14:56]The conversation then shifts to video games and the man's lack of a real job

[15:02 - 16:44]The conversation ends with a discussion about using the phrase "poop sock" and confusing it with "poop popsicle"

[16:44 - 18:18]Nick Wang mentioned poop sock while doing accounting work

[16:52 - 17:15]He also wants to be a lawyer, which is older than being an accountant

[17:16 - 20:08]They talk about a reality TV show that never aired, where people with bad teeth would receive new dentures

[19:16 - 21:38]They joke about giving people fancy teeth like a tiny TV or a game console

[20:59 - 22:34]Nick is an accountant and the oldest person in the group

[21:11 - 22:05]They talk about what they would do if one of them died, such as being a hospital in heaven or putting their body in a time capsule for aliens

[22:12 - 23:03]Nick is an accountant and the oldest person in the group

[23:03 - 25:44]They discuss what would happen in the afterlife if it was proven to exist, such as being reincarnated at the age you died or staying in heaven forever

[24:12 - 25:09]They talk about what they would do if one of them died, such as being a hospital in heaven or putting their body in a time capsule for aliens

[25:48 - 27:24]They mention a painting auction where a monkey painted one of the pieces, which one of the hosts bid on for a birthday gift

[26:21 - 28:27]They joke about making their own paintings and competing against each other

[27:29 - 27:56]They mention a painting auction where a monkey painted one of the pieces, which one of the hosts bid on for a birthday gift

[28:03 - 30:10]A conversation about a competition between the speaker and Anthony

[28:09 - 28:59]They joke about making their own paintings and competing against each other

[28:09 - 28:59]The speaker no longer having anger or enemies, but wanting to fight someone after playing Mario Kart.

[29:00 - 30:48]The speaker critiques Anthony's outfit

[29:00 - 31:28]They discuss the host's outfit, which looks like a "fuck me dress" from a certain angle

[30:10 - 32:00]A conversation about a competition between the speaker and Anthony

[30:34 - 32:00]They mention the host being a cheap date and setting a price of three million dollars to do something on live stream

[31:02 - 31:16]They joke about giving people fancy teeth like a tiny TV or a game console

[32:00 - 34:12]Memories of past fights and wrestling matches at the speaker's old house involving alcohol

[32:07 - 33:24]The speaker being seen as the "hot guy" and the others being seen as the "enemy"

[33:24 - 35:54]Memories of past fights and wrestling matches at the speaker's old house involving alcohol

[35:24 - 36:04]The speaker's anger being fueled by past Mario Party games

[36:04 - 40:57]A discussion about a possible fight between the speaker and a pit bull

[40:42 - 41:45]The speaker being seen as the "hot guy" and the others being seen as the "enemy"

[41:45 - 43:27]The speaker no longer having anger or enemies, but wanting to fight someone after playing Mario Kart.

[43:28 - 44:40]The speaker mentions their suspicion of someone bringing Taco Bell over as a distraction

[44:40 - 45:19]They talk about not being able to do math while angry and discuss cat math

[45:19 - 46:05]The speaker mentions their suspicion of someone bringing Taco Bell over as a distraction

[45:44 - 46:56]The speaker denies trying to fatten people up to eat them, but admits to liking animals a lot

[46:56 - 47:14]They mention how they would react if they saw the other person

[47:16 - 48:23]The speaker talks about their liking for animals and mentions a friend from college

[48:23 - 51:20]They joke about eating chicken with estrogen to grow tits and discuss a hypothetical black market for it

[48:31 - 51:26]The speaker talks about their liking for animals and mentions a friend from college

[50:10 - 51:11]They joke about eating chicken with estrogen to grow tits and discuss a hypothetical black market for it

[51:37 - 53:32]The speaker talks about their liking for animals and mentions a friend from college

[51:47 - 54:26]The speaker mentions a reconstructed Kirby cake and their criticism of it

[52:59 - 53:40]The speaker talks about their liking for animals and mentions a friend from college

[53:18 - 55:22]The speaker mentions a reconstructed Kirby cake and their criticism of it

[54:14 - 54:20]They mention how they would react if they saw the other person

[54:26 - 56:09]The speaker makes a joke about someone "fatting" something together and mentions Shrek.

[54:56 - 56:27]They discuss eating a vegan chicken dish at a restaurant and the taste

[56:27 - 56:59]The speaker mentions Henry Kissinger, a former secretary of state who committed war crimes, and expresses surprise at his age

[57:22 - 59:17]They discuss the word "thatch" and its meaning

[58:14 - 58:29]The speaker discusses the possibility of turning someone into the Hulk

[58:14 - 58:58]One person has a treadmill in their house to stay fit during an EMP

[58:29 - 58:58]The speaker talks about their liking for animals and mentions a friend from college

[58:58 - 59:24]The speaker makes a joke about someone "fatting" something together and mentions Shrek.

[58:58 - 59:24]The conversation ends with a comment about a mutual friend who is very fit.

[59:06 - 59:29]They discuss the benefits of walking versus running and their own exercise routines

[59:54 - 1.01:14]They mention a TikTok user who runs ultra marathons and the physical toll it takes on the body

[1.00:54 - 1.01:48]The conversation ends with a comment about a mutual friend who is very fit.

[1.00:54 - 1.01:48]They joke about asking an old man how big his organs are

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[1.01:49 - 1.03:58]They mention a man with a hairpiece who shaved his head

[1.03:58 - 1.04:24]They mention a TikTok user who runs ultra marathons and the physical toll it takes on the body

[1.03:58 - 1.07:10]They talk about their relationship with a trainer named Christian

[1.04:24 - 1.05:22]The conversation ends with a comment about a mutual friend who is very fit.

[1.05:48 - 1.07:10]One person shares a story about a co-worker who works out for 3-4 hours each day and how they have 4 TVs in their home gym

[1.07:10 - 1.09:13]They mention a man with a hairpiece who shaved his head

[1.09:13 - 1.09:52]They joke about asking an old man how big his organs are

[1.09:52 - 1.10:40]They mention a man with a hairpiece who shaved his head

[1.10:41 - 1.12:58]They discuss stem cell facials and the use of platelet rich plasma

[1.11:32 - 1.12:49]They make inappropriate jokes about semen and stomachs

[1.12:58 - 1.14:49]They talk about how borders are drawn and the British Empire

[1.14:49 - 1.15:46]They discuss the possibility of finding fans in South Africa and Namibia

[1.15:26 - 1.16:22]They joke about being shipped on a cargo boat like slaves.

[1.16:27 - 1.18:20]The speaker suggests that the director may have a life insurance policy on Jackie Chan and is trying to get him killed.

[1.16:35 - 1.17:13]They discuss watching Jackie Chan's stunts and dangerous activities in his films.

[1.17:31 - 1.18:50]They talk about Jackie Chan's age (63) and speculate about his career.

[1.18:25 - 1.19:29]The speaker talks about playing basketball and shooting threes.

[1.18:30 - 1.19:02]The other person suggests that the speaker needs discipline and structure in their life.

[1.19:30 - 1.23:15]The conversation shifts to a discussion about a potential challenge between the speaker and a younger person in basketball.

[1.22:22 - 1.23:24]The speaker talks about playing basketball and shooting threes.

[1.23:24 - 1.24:22]The conversation shifts to a discussion about a potential challenge between the speaker and a younger person in basketball.

[1.24:23 - 1.25:13]The conversation ends with a discussion about Master Splinter, a character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[1.25:13 - 1.25:26]They discuss a show on Apple TV starring Paul Rudd and Will Ferrell and the concept of "sunsetting."

[1.25:26 - 1.28:01]The conversation shifts to the speaker's lack of routine and watching geopolitical conflict videos.

[1.28:02 - 1.29:01]The conversation ends with a discussion about Master Splinter, a character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[1.28:47 - 1.29:55]The speaker and their friends often play games together and are considering making a second team for fun.

[1.29:55 - 1.30:30]The speaker thinks it's funny that the best player wants to join their team, but it turns out they can't because of skill division restrictions.

[1.30:36 - 1.35:21]The speaker and their friends often play games together and are considering making a second team for fun.

[1.33:53 - 1.34:39]The speaker's team consists of mostly diamond to immortal players, but they have a mortal 3 and a radiant player on their team.

[1.35:21 - 1.35:45]The speaker's team is now playing against a team with a radiant player and is worried about their chances.

[1.35:46 - 1.36:42]The speaker's team consists of mostly diamond to immortal players, but they have a mortal 3 and a radiant player on their team.

[1.36:42 - 1.38:21]The speaker and their friends often play games together and are considering making a second team for fun.

[1.38:04 - 1.40:00]The speaker also talks about their merch and encourages listeners to buy it.

[1.39:34 - 1.40:18]The speaker and their friends often play games together and are considering making a second team for fun.