[00:06 - 00:20] Two men named Matt and Ryan sit on a couch and discuss how to start a podcast

[00:26 - 00:32]They come up with a bit about a narrator and decide to use it at the end of the podcast

[01:04 - 01:10]They talk about superstitions and how they both feel compelled to follow them even though they don't believe in them

[02:47 - 02:53]Ryan forgets his phone and parks in a different spot, which leads to an encounter with a woman who claims the spot is hers

[04:04 - 04:11]They discuss the butterfly effect and how small actions can have big consequences in the future

[05:02 - 05:11]Ryan believes in predetermined fate, while Matt questions the concept of string theory

[06:14 - 06:29]They make fun of their friend Brian Wecht and his PhD in theoretical physics

[06:47 - 06:57]They mention Brian's daughter and her potential future accomplishments

[07:03 - 07:17]They briefly discuss the movie Glass and give their opinions on it

[00:06 - 07:17]In summary, two men sit on a couch and discuss topics such as starting a podcast, superstitions, fate, and their friend Brian Wecht.

[07:17 - 07:26]Narrator discusses use of steady cam and long take in a movie, but does not like the overall film or its ending

[07:49 - 07:59]Narrator talks about multiple twists in the end, but final twist does not make the movie better

[08:07 - 08:18]Narrator finishes season one of "The Good Place" but does not find it funny, compares it to Tyler Perry movies

[10:07 - 10:16]Narrator discusses comedic chemistry in shows and movies and how it affects humor

[11:33 - 11:40]Narrator and co-host make jokes about Barack Obama being a part of their body

[12:09 - 12:18]Co-host reads an ad for Upstart, discussing its benefits and financial disclaimer

[14:10 - 14:19]Narrator mentions going to see Bill Maher as a joke but regrets it, also mentions seeing "God's Not Dead" as a joke

[07:17 - 14:50]Narrator discusses his opinions on a movie, a TV show, and comedic chemistry, and makes jokes with co-host before reading an ad and reflecting on past ironic choices.

[14:50 - 15:01] The speaker is unsure about the idea behind media movies.

[15:40 - 15:50]They discuss a specific incident involving Fusi and Drake.

[17:01 - 17:10]The speaker mentions Tyler Perry's movie "Medea's Big Fat Snatch" and its absurd plot.

[19:05 - 19:12]The speaker and their friend discuss their experience at a Bill Maher show.

[20:33 - 20:41]The speaker had bad seats and annoying people sitting in front of them.

[21:02 - 21:10]They mention a uncomfortable stand-up set before the show.

[21:02 - 21:10]The speaker's overall experience at the show was not enjoyable.

[14:50 - 22:18]Overall, the speaker discusses their experiences with media, celebrities, and comedy.

[22:32 - 22:39]Narrator describes a comedian's show where he does an air-humping segment

[23:11 - 23:18]Narrator talks about seeing the comedian, Bill Maher, in person and noticing his proportions

[24:40 - 24:49]Narrator mentions getting free tickets to Bill Maher's show after joking about it with a friend

[26:39 - 26:46]Narrator discusses a strange sensation he feels when poking his belly button

[26:39 - 26:46]Narrator talks about how his doctor sticks his finger in his belly button during check-ups

[27:45 - 27:51]Narrator searches online for information about why touching the belly button feels weird

[28:02 - 28:12]Narrator reads a Buzzfeed article about the science behind belly button poking

[22:18 - 28:30]A comprehensive summary of the text is that the narrator talks about his experience at a comedy show, seeing Bill Maher in person, and a strange sensation he feels when poking his belly button. He also mentions his doctor's unusual check-up method and searches for information about why touching the belly button feels strange.

[28:39 - 28:45]Person discusses discomfort in their bladder

[32:54 - 33:04]They discuss the possibility of God making someone pregnant

[33:11 - 33:20]They mention their dislike for their belly button being touched

[33:11 - 33:20]They speculate about why doctors stick their fingers in belly buttons

[33:11 - 33:20]Person asks coworkers if their doctors have ever stuck their finger in their belly button during a checkup

[33:45 - 33:51]They mention knowing about this due to being a mom or pregnant woman

[33:52 - 33:57]They continue to ask coworkers and no one else has experienced this

[34:29 - 34:38]Person defends the doctor and says it wasn't weird or ill-intentioned

[34:39 - 34:47]They mention it could be a joke among doctors

[34:39 - 34:47]They continue to defend the doctor and say they will let them do it again to avoid being sued

[34:57 - 35:05]They mention a previous experience with a doctor sucking their toes

[35:26 - 35:34]Person jokes about going to the doctor every month on the 24th

[28:31 - 35:46]Person discusses and jokes about their experience with a doctor sticking their finger in their belly button during a checkup.

[35:46 - 35:51] Nurses on the floor, drinking coconut water

[36:06 - 36:12]Discussion about coconut water taste and whether Matt has eaten ass

[36:34 - 36:39]Tucker throws an apple at Ryan

[38:29 - 38:35]Discussion about bad luck and insults

[40:26 - 40:32]Ryan is allergic to apples and has a reaction

[41:57 - 42:02]Discussion about Tokyo trip and good experiences

[42:08 - 42:17]Ryan remembers being in a trance-like state during the trip

[42:08 - 42:17]Discussion about being disconnected from home and not having to work

[42:36 - 42:42]Ryan expresses sadness and searching for similar experiences

[35:46 - 42:55]Happy birthday message for Ryan.

[42:55 - 43:04]Person talks about a recent Instagram post and their birthday

[43:04 - 43:09]They mention someone's birthday being on Flag Day

[43:22 - 43:29]They discuss the American flag and its significance

[44:12 - 44:17]There is a conversation about science and intelligence

[45:27 - 45:35]They mention a giveaway and new merchandise on Twitter

[46:37 - 46:52]They promote Beachbody on Demand for fitness

[48:56 - 49:01]They talk about being on an airplane for a tour and upcoming shows

[49:45 - 49:50]They mention a previous medical exam involving a doctor sticking their finger in their belly button

[49:51 - 49:56]Three doctors give their opinions on this medical exam

[50:50 - 50:57]The person is surprised by the responses and plans to ask their doctor about it again

[42:55 - 50:59]The person discusses their recent Instagram post, birthdays, the American flag, science, a giveaway, new merchandise, upcoming shows, fitness, and a previous medical exam where a doctor stuck their finger in their belly button.