[00:03 - 00:48]The speaker expresses their hesitation in putting themselves out there on dating apps

[00:49 - 01:00]The speaker forgets to record an episode of the Smosh cast and discusses how they recovered from it

[01:01 - 02:50]They introduce their guest, Courtney's sister Carrie, who has met the speaker's squad multiple times and has gone viral for a video

[01:31 - 02:02]The speaker expresses their hesitation in putting themselves out there on dating apps

[02:51 - 05:13]They talk about a video where Carrie pretends to get hit by a car

[05:13 - 06:11]The speaker mentions how they first came across Carrie on a dating app and jokes about marrying her

[05:18 - 06:04]They talk about a video where Carrie pretends to get hit by a car

[06:11 - 08:07]The speaker and their siblings often joke about incest and kissing each other on the mouth

[06:32 - 06:49]The speaker was using the dating app Bumble and came across someone named Carrie

[07:29 - 08:49]The speaker and their siblings often joke about incest and kissing each other on the mouth

[08:14 - 10:28]They bring up a cringy commercial from the 90s featuring twins

[08:50 - 10:03]The speaker and their siblings often joke about incest and kissing each other on the mouth

[10:03 - 11:05]They bring up a cringy commercial from the 90s featuring twins

[10:12 - 12:02]The speaker and their siblings often joke about incest and kissing each other on the mouth

[10:35 - 11:31]The speaker mentions how they first came across Carrie on a dating app and jokes about marrying her

[11:05 - 12:17]They discuss the potential awkwardness of Thanksgiving dinner if they were to get married.

[12:17 - 13:03]The speaker discusses their experience on the dating app Bumble

[12:31 - 13:21]They mention swiping right on someone they found interesting

[12:37 - 12:54]They ask for feedback on their profile and inquire about their impression on their profile

[13:05 - 13:50]The speaker talks about having a friend see them on the app and not being able to find the person

[13:30 - 14:47]They mention having a lot of matches and changing their settings

[14:19 - 17:58]The speaker discusses their preferences and attraction to taller individuals

[16:38 - 19:18]The speaker talks about having a friend see them on the app and not being able to find the person

[17:58 - 18:54]The speaker discusses their preferences and attraction to taller individuals

[19:01 - 19:55]They mention not seeing a potential match on the app and realizing it was due to their advanced filters

[19:36 - 19:42]The speaker talks about having a friend see them on the app and not being able to find the person

[19:55 - 21:29]The speaker discusses a second video date with someone they met on the app and mentions it went well

[20:04 - 21:37]They talk about not enjoying unsolicited FaceTimes and mention it should be considered assault

[20:12 - 21:43]The speaker discusses a second video date with someone they met on the app and mentions it went well

[21:44 - 22:07]The speaker discusses their lack of finding people funny in normal circumstances

[22:07 - 23:01]They mention a time when they saw the person they were speaking to laugh a lot during a pizza mukbang

[23:02 - 24:01]The speaker talks about their experience with stand-up comedy and bombing at open mics

[24:01 - 24:44]They mention being on the Kill Tony open mic and getting roasted for their lack of experience

[24:45 - 26:08]The speaker talks about their experience with stand-up comedy and bombing at open mics

[25:37 - 25:54]The speaker and the other person talk about dating apps and the person's skin being commented on

[26:08 - 27:45]The speaker discusses how LA is considered a tough place to start doing stand-up due to the audience being mostly other comedians

[26:46 - 28:44]They mention their best sets being when they have friends in the audience

[27:52 - 29:39]The speaker and the other person talk about dating apps and the person's skin being commented on

[29:05 - 30:33]The speaker talks about being picky with swiping on dating apps.

[29:30 - 30:33]They also mention being turned off by certain profiles, such as those with pictures of dogs

[29:39 - 30:10]The speaker is discussing their experiences with dating apps

[30:33 - 31:20]The speaker and the other person talk about dating apps and the person's skin being commented on

[30:33 - 33:01]The speaker shares an encounter with a persistent individual who repeatedly asked to go on a date

[32:08 - 32:25]They mention encountering someone who came across as a potential serial killer

[32:25 - 34:16]Months later, the person reached out again and the speaker blocked their number

[33:01 - 33:18]The speaker shares an encounter with a persistent individual who repeatedly asked to go on a date

[33:31 - 34:30]The person later reaches out again and the speaker blocks their number

[33:49 - 35:12]The speaker and their friends go to a dance club and the person tries to talk to them

[34:30 - 34:45]The speaker's friend unknowingly saved them from encountering this person in person

[35:12 - 35:51]They mention encountering someone who came across as a potential serial killer

[35:37 - 37:48]The speaker's friend unknowingly saved them from encountering this person in person

[35:57 - 37:29]The speaker shares an encounter with a persistent individual who repeatedly asked to go on a date

[36:09 - 36:48]They mention encountering someone who came across as a potential serial killer

[37:30 - 38:36]The speaker and their friends go to a dance club and the person tries to talk to them

[37:37 - 40:15]The speaker mentions their preference to not date actors due to the potential instability of their career

[40:29 - 41:54]The speaker shares audio clips of their neighbor yelling and swearing on the phone

[41:55 - 43:31]Person 1 and Person 2 are discussing a woman who constantly screams in their apartment building

[42:52 - 45:39]Person 1 is on a spiritual dating app and talking to a guy who asks for advice on boosting his immune system during the pandemic

[44:57 - 46:45]Person 1 and Person 2 discuss their ideal partner and wanting someone who is independent and responsible with their finances

[46:45 - 47:41]Person 1 and Person 2 joke about being a third wheel on this podcast episode.

[47:41 - 48:52]Person 1 is on a spiritual dating app and talking to a guy who asks for advice on boosting his immune system during the pandemic

[48:52 - 50:40]Person 1 is annoyed by the screaming but also feels guilty because they have been screaming in their apartment too

[49:21 - 52:48]Person 2 shares a story submitted by a listener about a bad breakup and confessing feelings to a friend who may be questioning their own sexuality

[52:48 - 55:22]Person 1 and Person 2 joke about being a third wheel on this podcast episode.