[00:09 - 00:16]Matt and Ryan introduce themselves as "well-renowned cucks"

[00:16 - 00:34]They explain their weekend routine of renting a hotel room and finding men for their wives on Craigslist

[00:42 - 00:52]They clarify that they only watch and derive pleasure from the act, not participate

[00:42 - 00:52]They clarify that they only watch and derive pleasure from the act, not participate

[01:42 - 01:55]They discuss the inconvenience of forgetting passwords and having to restore their phones

[03:46 - 03:53]Ryan's original password was "Jew" and he tried various variations before finally trying "Pupu"

[05:35 - 05:42]They reminisce about their high school days and the frustration of constantly having to change passwords

[06:45 - 06:52]Ryan shares a story about making a fake ID to avoid paying a fee at school

[00:09 - 07:12]Matt and Ryan discuss their cuck lifestyle, forgetting passwords, and their high school shenanigans.

[07:12 - 07:21]Person talking about a famous alumni who said they didn't need something

[07:21 - 07:26]Person wants someone to film themselves trying to get into their old high school

[07:26 - 07:32]The high school has changed a lot since the person attended

[08:21 - 08:32]The person went back to their high school but didn't recognize anyone and some of their favorite teachers were gone

[08:21 - 08:32]One of their friends is now a high school teacher

[08:51 - 09:01]They feel sad about how their friends have moved on and they are still stuck in the past

[09:29 - 09:36]The person dropped out of college and never thought they would

[09:36 - 09:44]They were afraid of dropping out because their family stressed the importance of school

[09:53 - 10:01]They wouldn't be where they are now if they stayed in their hometown

[10:50 - 10:57]The person was mistaken for a famous musician at a concert and felt uncomfortable but didn't correct the person

[10:50 - 10:57]The famous musician was standing right next to them but was talking to someone else

[12:36 - 12:47]The person's friend who is the famous musician could have corrected the mistake but didn't

[12:57 - 13:02]The person couldn't back out of the conversation and just went along with it

[07:12 - 13:37]A person talks about a famous alumni and their experience going back to their high school, reminiscing about how things have changed and how their favorite teachers are gone. They also discuss their own experience dropping out of college and a comical encounter where they were mistaken for a famous musician at a concert.

[18:30 - 18:36]Kid wants to meet someone at a show

[18:36 - 18:42]Narrator poses as this person due to an awkward situation

[18:42 - 18:50]Narrator feels uncomfortable but continues to pretend to be this person

[19:00 - 19:09]Narrator continues to pretend to be this person at a party and meets Skrillex

[19:00 - 19:09]Skrillex crushes narrator's hand and debuts a new pickle Rick remix at the party

[19:10 - 19:17]Suggestion is made for Tess and Luke to make pickle Rick remixes

[19:17 - 19:23]Narrator explains awkwardness of situation and why they pretended to be this person

[19:17 - 19:23]Narrator admits to enjoying the attention and applause

[19:17 - 19:23]Narrator eventually tells the truth and has a good laugh with the person they pretended to be

[19:17 - 19:23]Narrator admits to enjoying the attention and applause, but also feels guilty about pretending to be someone else

[13:37 - 19:23]The narrator pretended to be someone else at a show and a party, eventually admitting the truth and having a good laugh. They also met Skrillex and suggest that Tess and Luke make pickle Rick remixes. The narrator struggles with feeling guilty about their actions, but also enjoys the attention and applause.

[19:55 - 20:01] The speaker expresses their love for a song and their desire to meet Pharrell.

[20:36 - 20:42]They joke about getting Pharrell to meet Tom Cruise and other celebrities.

[20:49 - 20:57]They mention their friend Luke and his music, and joke about pretending to be him.

[22:57 - 23:02]The speaker shares a childhood memory of fighting with their cousin.

[24:33 - 24:38]They talk about how smoking weed is a factor in determining someone's coolness.

[25:08 - 25:17]The speaker asks if the listener has ever stepped on a Lego.

[25:19 - 25:24]The listener responds and the speaker agrees that it is a painful experience.

[19:24 - 25:24]The speaker talks about their love for a song, their desire to meet Pharrell, jokes about getting him to meet other celebrities, shares a childhood memory, and talks about how smoking weed determines someone's coolness. They also discuss the painful experience of stepping on a Lego.

[25:24 - 25:31] Person talking about stepping on a tag and having to pull it out of their foot

[25:31 - 25:37]Another person shares a similar story of dropping an exacto blade and having to pull it out of their leg

[25:57 - 26:05]One person talks about getting a splinter in their skin

[26:13 - 26:18]They joke about someone liking splinters and come up with a character named Splintertown Bob

[26:36 - 26:42]They talk about making a movie about Splintertown Bob with Kevin James, Adam Sandler, and Kevin Smith

[27:29 - 27:34]They discuss learning Mandarin as a long con to surprise people

[29:04 - 29:12]One person shares a story about their friend jokingly telling them they were gay and later finding out it was true

[30:23 - 30:34]They mention wearing a shirt that says "9-11 was an inside job" from Infowars

[31:12 - 31:20]They discuss the type of person who would wear that shirt

[25:24 - 31:41]The speakers discuss various anecdotes and jokes, including stepping on a tag, getting a splinter, and making a movie about a character named Splintertown Bob. They also discuss learning Mandarin as a surprise and wearing a controversial t-shirt from Infowars.

[31:48 - 31:53] Discussion of podcast and idea for a "Patriot podcast"

[32:45 - 32:51]Update on host's weight loss

[35:42 - 35:51]Discussion of game "Cuphead" and its difficulty

[36:47 - 36:53]Promotion of their own playthrough of the game on their channel

[37:19 - 37:28]Encouragement to support and buy the game instead of torrenting it

[37:55 - 38:02]Praise for the game's flawless style and graphics, comparing it to 1930s cartoons

[38:10 - 38:18]Mention of the popularity of pixel art in games

[31:41 - 38:18]Hosts discuss podcast, weight loss, and game "Cuphead," promoting their own playthrough and encouraging support for the game's flawless style and graphics.

[38:19 - 38:26] The speaker discusses the unique art style of the indie game Cuphead and how it differs from traditional pixel art games.

[38:49 - 38:55]They express admiration for the amount of work and skill that went into creating the animation for the game.

[39:08 - 39:20]The speaker makes a comparison between Cuphead and the South Park game, and notes the charm and addictive gameplay of Cuphead.

[40:57 - 41:02]The discussion turns to the possibility of a sequel or remastered version of Cuphead, as well as other potential games with similar animation styles.

[42:23 - 42:30]The conversation shifts to a hypothetical King of the Hill MMO and a potential movie, with the speaker expressing their love for the series.

[43:35 - 43:40]They mention a Reddit post about a man with a Cornholio tattoo and their own desire for a unique and possibly goofy tattoo.

[44:07 - 44:14]The speaker suggests a Katamari Damacy or King of All Cosmos tattoo, leading to a humorous discussion about a crossover between King of the Hill and Katamari Damacy.

[38:19 - 44:39]The last bullet point is a summary of the entire conversation, highlighting the main points discussed.

[45:09 - 45:14] The speaker discusses their love for The Simpsons and how it has changed over the years.

[46:47 - 46:52]They mention wanting to collect a three-eyed fish from the show and how the show used to be a big part of their life.

[46:52 - 47:01]The speaker talks about the changes in animation style and how higher budgets lead to more polished looks.

[47:51 - 48:02]They mention wanting to go back and watch old episodes of The Simpsons.

[48:16 - 48:27]They discuss the saddest dog movies they read in school, including Old Yeller and Sounder.

[50:29 - 50:35]The speaker mentions accidentally including a bottle of lubricant in a video of their dog sleeping.

[50:29 - 50:35]The conversation turns to joking about using the lubricant with the dog, with the speaker denying any inappropriate actions.

[44:40 - 51:05]Overall, the speaker expresses their disappointment with the current state of The Simpsons and their nostalgia for the earlier seasons.

[51:05 - 51:11] A person apologizes for something unclear related to a dog sleeping on the bed and nightstand.

[51:11 - 51:17]Another person knows what the first person is talking about, but they don't explain what it is.

[51:27 - 51:32]One person asks if the other had sex with the dog, and the other denies it.

[51:32 - 51:40]The two people discuss the presence of lube near the dog and its implications.

[52:50 - 52:57]The first person reveals that they had a dream where they had sex with the dog, but then realized it was real and prayed for forgiveness.

[53:50 - 53:58]The second person questions the first person's actions and debates whether it is wrong or not.

[55:00 - 55:11]The topic shifts to the meaning of the phrase "off the hook" and the concept of something being both fly and off the hook.

[55:53 - 55:59]The conversation turns into a joke about brain size and intelligence.

[56:15 - 56:22]The episode ends with a discussion about the outro music and a preview of the next episode.

[51:05 - 56:38]Two people discuss a vague incident involving a dog and lube, with one person denying involvement and the other revealing they had a dream about having sex with the dog but realizing it was real. They debate the morality of the actions and joke about brain size and intelligence. The episode ends with a preview for the next episode.