[00:57 - 01:08] The speaker's assistance is requested during the podcast.

[01:29 - 01:36]Someone wants to tase Matt in the episode.

[03:52 - 03:58]The speaker introduces their guest, Zachass, known for his goofy videos and appearance in the new Jackass movie.

[04:32 - 04:42]They talk about a cactus stunt video and the aftermath of needles getting stuck in the speaker's body.

[04:56 - 05:04]They discuss their success and careers, including stand-up, acting, and writing.

[05:04 - 05:11]The speaker apologizes for interrupting and mentions a monthly penis inspection.

[06:55 - 07:00]It took three and a half months for all the needles to come out.

[07:00 - 07:06]The speaker and their friends do not typically write scripts for their sketches.

[07:06 - 07:12]They joke about Justin falling short in the inspection.

[07:18 - 07:23]The speaker had a sunburn and staph infection as a result of the stunt.

[07:36 - 07:43]The guest also shares a childhood experience with cacti.

[00:00 - 07:43]Overall, the speaker and their friends are known for their daring and often painful stunts.

[11:05 - 11:24]Person talking about doing stunts involving needles and high pain tolerance

[13:06 - 13:18]Adrenaline rush before stunts

[13:06 - 13:18]Discussion of how stunts are fun but not sustainable as one gets older

[13:06 - 13:18]Discussion of filming friends doing stunts instead of participating

[13:06 - 13:18]Personal experience with filming and doing stunts

[13:27 - 13:32]Mostly doing stunts sober

[13:33 - 13:40]Mention of a series called Jack Butt filmed when person was young

[13:40 - 13:52]Specific stunts discussed: nut shot, cactus, burns, suicide vest, shooting flare gun at crotch, setting oneself on fire

[13:40 - 13:52]Mention of first viral video as a fat kid lighting oneself on fire

[14:04 - 14:13]Discussion of using safety precautions for stunts, but also doing them without gear

[14:04 - 14:13]Attempting to land in a kitty pool while on fire and needing to be put out by a fire extinguisher

[14:20 - 14:27]Admiration for the show Jackass and its longevity

[07:44 - 14:27]Person discusses their experiences with stunts involving needles, high pain tolerance, and adrenaline rushes. They admire the longevity of the show Jackass but also acknowledge the unsustainability of doing stunts as one gets older. They also mention their own experiences with filming and doing stunts, including setting themselves on fire and getting burned.

[14:28 - 14:36] The speaker talks about using hand sanitizer to create a small fire on their hand.

[15:13 - 15:29]They discuss their experience with injuries while filming skate videos.

[16:00 - 16:16]The speaker's leg snaps in half while attempting a rolling grind on a skateboard.

[16:00 - 16:16]They describe the intense pain and visuals of their broken leg.

[17:12 - 17:22]The speaker's friend also shares a story of breaking their nose during a boxing match.

[18:42 - 18:52]The topic shifts to the speaker breaking their pinky finger while trying to kill a bee.

[19:49 - 19:55]They joke about saying a controversial slur on the podcast and then go to ad breaks.

[20:03 - 20:12]The speaker promotes Chime's credit builder Visa credit card.

[20:12 - 20:18]Chime helped improve the speaker's credit score.

[20:57 - 21:10]The Chime credit builder Visa credit card is issued by Stride Bank North America.

[21:10 - 21:19]Regular on-time payments can positively impact credit score.

[21:10 - 21:19]Out of network ATM withdrawal fees may apply.

[14:28 - 21:19]A comprehensive summary of the text is the speaker's stories of injuries and experiences with Chime's credit builder Visa credit card.

[21:21 - 21:28]Welcome back

[21:28 - 21:35]Zach won't be doing the segment anymore

[21:28 - 21:35]Zach said some impressive things in between breaks

[21:43 - 21:48]They discuss tattoos and how many they have

[22:09 - 22:15]Zach has a theme of retro technological tattoos

[22:22 - 22:27]He has a "mama's boy" tattoo and a 711 logo inspired by Knoxville

[22:28 - 22:34]The mic is not working properly

[23:43 - 23:48]They talk about stand up comedy and bombing on stage

[24:49 - 24:54]Zach is going on tour with Steve-O and will be opening with stand up

[25:13 - 25:21]They mention Steve-O's unique voice and how they have met him before

[26:46 - 26:52]They ask a controversial question about Israel and Palestine

[27:53 - 27:59]They discuss their Christian upbringing and experiences with youth group

[28:39 - 28:44]They remember some popular Christian worship songs

[29:06 - 29:13]They talk about a DVD player that cuts out bad content from movies

[29:25 - 29:32]They mention a rare device that does the same thing

[21:21 - 29:32]The speakers discuss a range of topics including tattoos, stand up comedy, their Christian upbringing, and a controversial question about Israel and Palestine. They also mention a device that censors movies and a rare device that does the same thing.

[29:33 - 29:42]In the 90s, there was a device that could bleep out swear words on TV using closed captioning

[29:50 - 29:56]There is a streaming version of this device for streaming services

[29:56 - 30:08]The company that made this device changed with the times and is still in business

[30:14 - 30:20]The speaker used to love Blockbuster and other video rental places

[31:42 - 31:50]There is a place called Cece's Pizza that the speaker and their friend love

[32:44 - 32:51]Cece's Pizza is undergoing a rebrand design to stay in business during the pandemic

[33:44 - 33:49]Fuddruckers is gone, and the speaker is upset about it

[34:20 - 34:26]The speaker loves craft singles, but not the pump cheese often found on nachos

[35:32 - 35:38]They talk about a movie with a hot dog and twinkie sandwich

[29:33 - 36:44]There is a woman who has been eating a Twinkie every day since she was 12 and is now 85 Overall, the speaker and their friend reminisce about past devices and places they used to enjoy, and discuss the current state of some of those businesses. They also talk about unique food combinations and a woman who has a peculiar diet.

[36:44 - 36:50]Grandma drinks Diet Pepsi all the time

[36:50 - 36:56]Some women prefer sugary soda beverages

[36:56 - 37:03]Grandma recycles yogurt cups as cups

[37:22 - 37:30]Zach's favorite slurs are discussed

[38:29 - 38:38]Ad break for BetterHelp online therapy service

[38:54 - 39:03]SuperMega boys get naked and prank each other in public

[39:35 - 39:47]They also did a green screen video naked

[41:11 - 41:21]On set of Jackass, there was always a sense of pranking and being on edge

[42:23 - 42:31]Straight, white Republican bumper sticker prank

[43:48 - 44:03]Truck with anti-immigration and Trump stickers spotted on tour

[36:44 - 44:12]Audio transcript of two men discussing their grandma's soda preferences, favorite slurs, ad break for BetterHelp online therapy service, and pranking each other with nudity and bumper stickers, as well as a truck spotted with controversial stickers on tour.

[44:13 - 44:21] Saw a bumper sticker in downtown that called for a violent civil war

[44:34 - 44:43]It was the most extreme sticker seen, calling for civil war

[44:43 - 44:49]Narratives that justify violence against others

[45:38 - 45:43]Truck nuts on cars have disappeared from the country

[50:32 - 50:39]Had a friend tattoo "I love Fatcock" on his back as a prank

[51:19 - 51:28]Also got a R.I.P. Harambe tattoo and a "Born to Die" tattoo

[51:48 - 51:54]Got a "Jackass" tattoo after filming for the movie

[52:00 - 52:07]Wants to get matching "Grey Alien" tattoos with a friend

[44:13 - 52:07]From bumper sticker to tattoo, encountered various instances of extreme ideas and actions in society.

[52:07 - 52:14] The speaker talks about being obsessed with love and the aesthetic of UFOs.

[52:38 - 52:47]They joke about getting a tattoo of a UFO beaming up their nipple.

[52:48 - 52:58]The speaker mentions a friend who got small nipples tattooed to be bigger.

[53:36 - 53:42]They discuss actor Chet Hanks and his Patois accent.

[55:03 - 55:10]The speaker shares a story about Chet bullying someone through DMs and trying to sell them a workout plan.

[55:03 - 55:10]The speaker admits to paying for Chet's workout plan and not taking it seriously.

[58:48 - 58:53]They discuss the possibility of working out with Chet and filming a workout tape.

[59:41 - 59:46]They mention Chet's role in a TV show and his acting abilities.

[59:41 - 59:46]The speaker reveals the cost of Chet's workout plan and shares a story about Chet calling them multiple times.

[1.00:12 - 1.00:20]The speaker gave their phone number to Chet on Instagram.

[52:07 - 1.00:20]The speaker and their friends discuss their obsession with love and UFOs, joke about getting a UFO tattoo, and discuss actor Chet Hanks and his Patois accent. They also share a story about Chet bullying someone through DMs and trying to sell them a workout plan. The speaker admits to paying for the plan but not taking it seriously and reveals the cost. They also mention Chet's acting abilities and share a story about Chet calling them multiple times after receiving their phone number on Instagram.

[1.00:30 - 1.00:37] Two people are discussing a man who they are afraid of because he verbally degrades them.

[1.00:44 - 1.00:54]The man has a program that one of the people is interested in, but is hesitant to start due to the man's intimidating behavior.

[1.01:33 - 1.01:38]They discuss going to a workout session with the man, but realize they don't have a membership.

[1.02:04 - 1.02:13]The person has lost weight since appearing on a TV show called Jackass.

[1.03:39 - 1.03:45]They reminisce about a pizza restaurant called CC's that they used to go to as kids.

[1.05:13 - 1.05:19]They discover there is a CC's in New Mexico and discuss possibly going there in the future.

[1.06:25 - 1.06:30]They realize the closest CC's to them is in North Charleston, but it has since closed down.

[1.06:39 - 1.06:44]They joke about opening their own CC's franchise in California, with one person offering to front most of the money.

[1.06:52 - 1.06:58]Ryan, one of the people, has been working out with a trainer four times a week.

[1.07:06 - 1.07:15]The person is not very healthy and wants to get in shape.

[1.07:16 - 1.07:24]The person is interested in the man's program but is hesitant due to his behavior.

[1.07:25 - 1.07:30]The man they are afraid of may not be allowed in their hypothetical CC's franchise.

[1.07:25 - 1.07:30]They have the equipment to work out at home but struggle with motivation.

[1.07:25 - 1.07:30]The person paid $700 for the program and wants to document their workout process.

[1.07:25 - 1.07:30]They discuss their love for unhealthy foods and treats.

[1.07:31 - 1.07:37]They briefly mention a friend who was banned from CC's for fighting someone there.

[1.07:31 - 1.07:37]The man has a history of verbally degrading the person and their friend.

[1.07:31 - 1.07:37]The man they are afraid of may verbally degrade others at a workout session.

[1.07:31 - 1.07:37]The person is interested in shooting a workout tape with the man.

[1.07:31 - 1.07:37]They reminisce about CC's pizza and discover the nearest one to them is in New Mexico.

[1.07:31 - 1.07:37]A call is made to bring CC's pizza to California.

[1.00:23 - 1.07:37]Two people discuss a man who verbally degrades them and has a program they are interested in. They joke about opening a CC's franchise in California and reminisce about their love for the restaurant. They also discuss their struggles with motivation and their fear of the man's behavior.

[1.07:38 - 1.07:50] Person describes getting into a fight in a CC's restaurant bathroom over turning off the light

[1.09:39 - 1.09:45]Person's friends try to calm them down

[1.09:45 - 1.09:53]Person describes getting irrationally angry when someone flips them off in traffic

[1.10:17 - 1.10:25]Person's friend throws a drink out of the car and it hits someone on a bike

[1.11:02 - 1.11:08]Person's friend throws a jar of pickles out of the car and it bounces and hits another car

[1.11:23 - 1.11:31]Person describes being called a bad word and having a drink thrown at them while walking on the sidewalk

[1.12:29 - 1.12:34]Person promotes upcoming tour dates and their social media handle

[1.13:15 - 1.13:26]Host asks if the person has ever been tased and they demonstrate a taser, but it doesn't work

[1.07:38 - 1.15:08]Person describes getting into a fight in a CC's restaurant bathroom over turning off the light, getting angry in traffic, and being called a bad word and having a drink thrown at them. They also promote upcoming tour dates and social media handle. The host asks if they have ever been tased and they demonstrate it, but it doesn't work. The episode ends with the host and guest thanking each other and the audience.