[00:16 - 00:58]The speaker and their guests talk about their physical appearance, specifically their height and weight

[00:58 - 01:43]They upgrade their "funny man" and "gay man" to a "ginger funny man" and a "less gay" man

[01:45 - 03:05]They discuss the attributes of being a redhead and the hot guy from Shameless

[03:18 - 04:04]They upgrade their "funny man" and "gay man" to a "ginger funny man" and a "less gay" man

[04:06 - 06:41]The speaker and their guests talk about their physical appearance, specifically their height and weight

[06:05 - 06:53]The conversation shifts to sports teams and their potential racist names

[06:53 - 09:46]The conversation turns to the TV show Jackass and the speaker's disapproval of the way Bam Margera treats his parents

[09:32 - 10:25]The speaker talks about strict Canadian parents and the process of joining the Mormon church

[10:25 - 11:15]Mitt Romney's dad, George Romney, ran for president and was born in Mexico due to being a Mormon who practiced polygamy

[11:15 - 12:03]Apology to Austin for forgetting him during a podcast episode where they ranked every streamer

[12:03 - 13:43]Ludwig accusing others of meat spinning at the onsen, while he himself posed on a rock in front of everyone

[13:43 - 16:10]Apology to Austin for forgetting him during a podcast episode where they ranked every streamer

[15:51 - 16:48]Ludwig accusing others of meat spinning at the onsen, while he himself posed on a rock in front of everyone

[16:10 - 17:03]Presentation and plan to "kill" Aiden to build a utopia with Austin

[16:25 - 17:46]Apology to Austin for forgetting him during a podcast episode where they ranked every streamer

[17:16 - 18:30]Presentation and plan to "kill" Aiden to build a utopia with Austin

[17:46 - 19:12]Ludwig accusing others of meat spinning at the onsen, while he himself posed on a rock in front of everyone

[18:51 - 20:16]Kissed Ludwig (except for Austin)

[19:30 - 21:49]Ludwig accusing others of meat spinning at the onsen, while he himself posed on a rock in front of everyone

[21:57 - 22:11]Conversation about his low stats despite being an English major

[22:11 - 22:46]Story shared about receiving a poor Valentine's Day card from the male

[22:46 - 23:39]Discussion of a male with poor reading comprehension

[23:10 - 24:20]Discussion of dating Justin Bieber

[24:07 - 25:21]Mention of a friend named Anise who is Palestinian and a top Super Smash Brothers Melee player

[24:27 - 24:33]Conversation about the recent Supreme Court decision on abortion

[24:47 - 25:12]Discussion of a male with poor reading comprehension

[25:23 - 26:21]Discussion of Taylor Swift's tour and how it relates to the "girl economy"

[26:21 - 27:20]Conversation about the "girl economy" and how women are gaining more power in society

[26:55 - 28:32]Conversation about his low stats despite being an English major

[28:32 - 29:29]Discussion of a tattoo of Garfield on someone's leg

[29:30 - 29:55]Conversation about the "girl economy" and how women are gaining more power in society

[29:55 - 30:20]Conversation about the recent Supreme Court decision on abortion

[30:20 - 30:47]Discussion of Halloween costumes, including being Barbie

[30:47 - 31:02]Mention of an iRL stream at Anime Expo where someone got booed for doing a Naruto run

[31:02 - 32:00]Mention of taking back football stadiums from men and turning them into crafting spaces

[32:00 - 32:41]Mention of a friend named Anise who is Palestinian and a top Super Smash Brothers Melee player

[32:41 - 33:26]Discussion of dating Justin Bieber

[32:47 - 33:21]Mention of previous experience in doing iRL streams

[32:54 - 33:21]The speaker streams for around 9 hours a day and loves it, but did not stream yesterday due to family obligations and feeling tired.

[33:21 - 35:21]They discuss a common relationship dynamic in the gay community where couples can have sex with other people when they are not in the same state.

[33:33 - 34:25]They describe an encounter with their gay boss who made them do poppers while they were giving their cat diabetes medication.

[35:21 - 36:22]They mention feeling guilty about making money from podcasting and watching other podcasts.

[36:22 - 36:56]One speaker lies about their job, saying they play video games professionally, and the other says they work at a bakery.

[36:30 - 38:34]One of the speakers used to play Dota (a video game) and still holds grudges against people they played with in high school.

[37:55 - 38:15]The speaker reveals that English is their second language and they learned it mostly from watching American TV, specifically the show Blue Mountain State.

[38:35 - 39:27]One of the speakers used to play Dota (a video game) and still holds grudges against people they played with in high school.

[39:14 - 39:51]One speaker lies about their job, saying they play video games professionally, and the other says they work at a bakery.

[39:51 - 40:39]They discuss their shame and what drives them in life.

[40:01 - 41:44]They mention feeling guilty about making money from podcasting and watching other podcasts.

[40:40 - 41:10]The speaker mentions re-watching The Hills and feeling "spicy" while doing crafts.

[42:55 - 43:59]The speaker reveals that English is their second language and they learned it mostly from watching American TV, specifically the show Blue Mountain State.

[44:00 - 44:53]They mention running into the actor who played the mascot on Blue Mountain State and how he promoted his podcast to them.

[45:13 - 45:42]The original podcast was doing well until Heidi was added

[45:42 - 46:50]A rumor about Lauren having a sex tape causes tension and conflict between her and Heidi

[45:48 - 45:54]Spencer is described as a bad guy and a "cloud farmer"

[46:14 - 47:15]The Hills is confirmed to be a reality show, inspired by "The OC"

[46:56 - 48:33]The speaker enjoys watching reality TV and listening to podcasts about it

[47:15 - 48:13]The original podcast was doing well until Heidi was added

[47:33 - 49:21]The speaker and their friend discuss who they would invite to join their podcast as replacements, with John Mayer being mentioned

[49:41 - 53:27]The speaker expresses interest in meeting Taylor Swift and potentially becoming friends with her

[51:50 - 52:00]The original podcast was doing well until Heidi was added

[52:00 - 53:37]The speaker and their friend discuss who they would invite to join their podcast as replacements, with John Mayer being mentioned

[52:17 - 53:10]The speaker enjoys watching reality TV and listening to podcasts about it

[53:10 - 55:48]The speaker expresses interest in meeting Taylor Swift and potentially becoming friends with her

[54:47 - 55:13]They mention going to a premiere for Taylor Swift's upcoming film, "Cats"

[55:21 - 56:46]The speaker shares their one previous encounter with Taylor Swift and meeting her mother's assistant, Tree

[56:15 - 56:46]The speaker discusses knowing Tom Brady and not knowing his son

[56:46 - 57:17]The speaker talks about living in America and not playing Super Smash Brothers despite having the opportunity

[57:26 - 58:12]The guest talks about losing their virginity at 16 and having a higher "number" than the speaker

[57:32 - 57:44]The speaker talks about losing their virginity and dropping video games until recently

[57:44 - 58:05]The speaker talks about being in a relationship for nine years

[58:12 - 59:30]The guest talks about losing their virginity at 16 and having a higher "number" than the speaker

[58:44 - 59:22]The speaker talks about being in a relationship for nine years

[59:30 - 59:46]The speaker and guest joke about the guest being bullied by his friends

[59:46 - 1.00:35]The speaker and guest discuss how talking about their significant others on the podcast has decreased the number of inappropriate messages they receive

[1.00:35 - 1.00:47]The speaker discusses knowing Tom Brady and not knowing his son

[1.00:47 - 1.01:42]The guest asks if the speaker has received any spicy DMs from fans

[1.00:58 - 1.01:51]The speaker and guest discuss how talking about their significant others on the podcast has decreased the number of inappropriate messages they receive

[1.01:53 - 1.03:03]The conversation turns to accents and bodily autonomy

[1.02:11 - 1.02:22]The speaker reveals a secret about their dog, Kaya

[1.02:23 - 1.02:55]The guest plugs their podcast, "The Yard"

[1.03:03 - 1.03:08]The guest playfully teases the speaker for saying "the yard" instead of "the art"

[1.03:08 - 1.03:14]The bonus episode is mentioned, available on patreon.com/theyard

[1.03:14 - 1.03:41]The guest plugs their podcast, "The Yard"

[1.03:42 - 1.03:59]The speaker and guest joke about the guest being bullied by his friends

[1.03:59 - 1.04:07]The speaker talks about being in a relationship for nine years

[1.04:07 - 1.04:50]The speaker and guest joke about the guest being bullied by his friends