
SuperMegaCast - EP 157: The Bald Brothers (ft. nothinbutlag)


[00:05 - 00:17] Ryan and Matt announce Super Megacast episode 157


[00:26 - 00:31]They share news about recording in their new podcast studio


[00:59 - 01:06]They discuss the setup and equipment in the new studio


[01:43 - 01:49]They mention Jackson getting a haircut and Harrison getting his motorcycle license


[03:47 - 03:53]Justin joins and they discuss his smoking habits and the need to hide it from his parents


[03:53 - 04:03]Ryan shares his "declassified smoke hiding survival guide"


[06:09 - 06:17]They talk about the dangers of vaping and the past promotion of smoking by doctors and lawyers


[00:05 - 07:15]Ryan and Matt announce their new podcast studio and discuss various news, including Justin's smoking habits and the dangers of vaping.


[09:29 - 09:43] Matt Watson, from Supermega, shares a story about shitting his pants twice in one day


[12:35 - 12:42]Matt is lying in bed and feels a rumbly in his stomach, thinking he needs to pass gas


[12:42 - 12:52]Matt's cat wakes him up by playing with poop at 6am


[13:48 - 13:53]He checks by sticking his finger in his boxers, but is surprised by a little "moisture"


[14:13 - 14:22]He brings his hand up to his nose to smell it, still half asleep


[14:30 - 14:35]He is 23 years old and only has a high school education


[14:35 - 14:40]The text to Justin is mentioned, where he explains to Justin about the situation


[15:08 - 15:17]Matt compares his checking process to an airline pilot checking the runway before landing


[07:15 - 15:17]The end.


[15:17 - 15:22] Person telling story admits to being "free-balling"


[15:31 - 15:37]Person goes to "Pecure" and makes a misjudgment, sticking their finger in their nose


[15:45 - 15:51]Person realizes they have shit themselves and there is now shit on their nose, underwear, and bed


[15:52 - 16:02]Person quickly gets up and compares their situation to a scene from a family movie


[16:09 - 16:15]Person's laptop is about to die, prompting a break to plug in the charger


[17:09 - 17:15]Person clarifies that the substance in their underwear is not solid feces but "ass mucus"


[18:10 - 18:16]Person goes to bathroom and sprays their ass with water on a bidet, seeing a stain in the shape of Mary Magdalene


[22:15 - 22:22]Person has to borrow underwear from a coworker and later realizes they were wearing their pants backwards


[22:28 - 22:37]Person shares the story with their coworkers the next day and later in the day, shits themselves again


[22:28 - 22:37]Person texts a friend about shitting themselves twice in one day


[15:17 - 23:11]Person tells story of shitting themselves twice in one day, once in bed and once at their office, and borrowing underwear from a coworker. They also clarify that the substance in their underwear was not solid feces but "ass mucus."


[23:18 - 23:23]Ryan and Justin discuss when the last time they shit themselves was


[23:24 - 23:32]Justin reveals that he recently had an incident on a plane


[24:01 - 24:07]The progress made in their office setup is mentioned


[24:08 - 24:15]They plan to record a Let's Play in the newly soundproofed room


[27:02 - 27:11]Justin is uncomfortable with the topic of Brent's surgery


[27:11 - 27:18]They announce that they will be playing Sonic Adventure Director's Cut for their next Let's Play


[28:19 - 28:27]Ryan shares his love for Sonic games and his 100% completion of Sonic Mania


[28:45 - 28:52]They assure fans that they will finish their current Let's Plays despite a temporary hiatus


[29:31 - 29:37]Justin edits all of their Let's Play videos and compilations


[30:00 - 30:08]They mention popular compilation channels Delo Beast and Super Mega


[23:11 - 30:21]A comprehensive summary of the conversation is provided.


[31:41 - 32:03]Found out about the YouTubers through a friend


[35:35 - 35:42]They have a new studio and are planning to drop the podcast on Spotify and iTunes first


[35:35 - 35:42]Justin will eventually earn a side table during the podcast


[35:53 - 36:01]They became friends and Justin started editing for the channel


[35:53 - 36:01]Justin is a fantastic editor according to the YouTubers


[35:53 - 36:01]The studio is almost complete and they are excited about the progress


[36:59 - 37:04]They can't talk about some events due to legal reasons


[37:10 - 37:17]Started sending memes to one of the YouTubers


[37:36 - 37:45]Justin and the YouTubers have an event planned for the week


[30:21 - 37:56]Justin became friends with the YouTubers through sending memes and started editing for their channel. They have a new studio and are planning to drop the podcast on Spotify and iTunes first. Justin is a fantastic editor and will eventually earn a side table during the podcast. They have an event planned for the week.


[38:01 - 38:10]The speaker is excited to attend an upcoming event and mentions their excitement for a tweet from someone named Ryan.


[38:11 - 38:16]They discuss posting a famous movie fart sound effect and using it in a vlog.


[38:41 - 38:48]The speaker mentions becoming friends with Ryan and Justin through sending them memes.


[38:41 - 38:48]Ryan and Justin discuss how they became friends through Twitter and YouTube.


[41:51 - 42:01]Ryan and Matt are possessive of their editing style and only trust Justin to edit their live action content.


[41:51 - 42:01]Ryan and Matt are self-conscious and prefer to have control over the editing process.


[43:25 - 43:45]Justin mentions that he started editing compilations for Ryan and Matt's channel, Super Mega.


[43:57 - 44:07]They discuss how Justin has added himself into videos through creative edits.


[44:36 - 44:47]Justin mentions feeling self-conscious about adding his own voice or jokes into the videos.


[37:56 - 45:47]The speaker and their friends discuss their excitement for an upcoming event and how they became friends through Twitter and YouTube. They also discuss their editing process, with Justin being the preferred editor for their channel's live action content. Justin mentions feeling self-conscious but enjoys adding creative edits into the videos.


[45:47 - 45:54]Difficulty with dancing


[46:24 - 46:29]Refusal to dance


[46:24 - 46:29]Failure to complete tasks


[49:33 - 49:53]Told to do something by boss


[49:33 - 49:53]Break to pray


[49:53 - 50:01]Discussion about coffee


[49:53 - 50:01]Discussion about baldness


[49:53 - 50:01]Personal experiences with baldness


[51:22 - 51:30]Request for a picture of penis


[52:19 - 52:25]Discussion about hairline and hair color


[52:25 - 52:53]Ad read for hair loss treatment


[53:56 - 54:06]Possibility of dyeing hair darker


[54:06 - 54:20]Potential damage from bleaching hair


[45:47 - 54:20]A conversation about hair loss, baldness, and hair care, including personal experiences and an ad read for hair loss treatment.


[54:20 - 54:28]Dyeing hair doesn't hurt it if it's not bleached.


[54:39 - 54:52]Bleaching hair can cause pain.


[54:39 - 54:52]The speaker has tried bleaching their hair and wants to try it again.


[54:39 - 54:52]The speaker's current hair color is a lighter brown.


[54:57 - 55:10]Adding tone to make hair darker doesn't hurt it.


[54:57 - 55:10]They want to dye their hair a few shades darker.


[55:10 - 55:30]They are considering jet black hair and reference comic book characters.


[57:22 - 57:44]The speaker has a shirt with various logos on it.


[58:19 - 58:31]They discuss the possibility of going bald in the future.


[59:05 - 59:45]The speaker gets existential and discusses the butterfly effect.


[1.01:13 - 1.01:18]They mention a balding photo of themselves and possibly growing a mustache.


[1.01:13 - 1.01:18]The speaker makes a joke about their current appearance.


[1.01:44 - 1.02:03]The speaker wants to gain more weight to look tougher.


[54:20 - 1.02:03]The speaker discusses hair dyeing, bleaching, and their own hair color. They also mention going bald, existential thoughts, and their appearance.


[1.02:27 - 1.02:44] Discussion about naming their Minecraft world


[1.02:49 - 1.02:57]Ryan came up with the name "Goofy Goofy Poopy Poopy"


[1.03:13 - 1.03:32]They are planning to play Minecraft on their channel in the future


[1.04:05 - 1.04:19]Conversation about coal mining


[1.05:41 - 1.05:48]Conversation about editing the podcast


[1.05:48 - 1.06:23]Ryan and Matt joke about being college dropouts


[1.08:15 - 1.08:22]Discussion about Scientology and rumored celebrity members


[1.09:00 - 1.09:07]Fear of receiving an email from Scientology


[1.09:16 - 1.09:34]Justin jokes about the head of Scientology


[1.10:02 - 1.10:16]Conversation about their sponsor potentially dropping them


[1.10:16 - 1.10:21]Brief mention of what Scientology is


[1.02:03 - 1.10:21]The conversation ranges from naming their Minecraft world to discussing coal mining and Scientology, with jokes about being college dropouts and editing the podcast. Justin jokes about the head of Scientology and there is fear of receiving an email from them and potentially losing a sponsor.


[1.10:21 - 1.10:39]Program started a long time ago under the guise of self-betterment


[1.10:39 - 1.10:49]Claims to have its own scientific theories on the world


[1.10:49 - 1.11:06]Believes ancient alien souls inhabit us and cause evil


[1.11:32 - 1.12:00]Galactic overlord named Xenu banished souls to Earth


[1.11:32 - 1.12:00]Thetans are the alien souls inside humans


[1.12:07 - 1.12:15]Scientology focuses on self-betterment and becoming in tune with thetans


[1.12:23 - 1.13:44]Uses blackmail and lawsuits to maintain power and tax-exempt status


[1.14:34 - 1.14:45]Has a practice of disconnecting from non-believers, including family members


[1.15:54 - 1.16:44]Creator of Scientology was a science fiction writer


[1.15:54 - 1.16:44]Scientology is secretive and wants people to be afraid of them


[1.17:24 - 1.17:40]Has a history of using fear to control people


[1.10:21 - 1.17:44]Scientology is a program that started under the guise of self-betterment and claims to have its own scientific theories. It believes ancient alien souls inhabit us and cause evil, and focuses on becoming in tune with these souls. The creator was a science fiction writer and the group has a history of using fear and blackmail to maintain power. They also practice disconnecting from non-believers, and are secretive and feared by many.