[00:09 - 00:18]Ryan welcomes listeners back to Super Megacast

[00:18 - 00:25]Ryan jokes about the name of the control room

[00:26 - 00:32]Matt is currently shirtless in the control room

[00:26 - 00:32]Matt introduces himself

[00:26 - 00:32]Matt and Ryan discuss the control room's name

[00:39 - 00:48]They talk about the office's layout

[00:48 - 00:55]Matt puts his shirt back on

[02:03 - 02:14]Ryan shares his experience at Universal Horror Nights

[03:17 - 03:24]They discuss fried food at fairs

[04:48 - 04:59]They joke about using Groucho Marx glasses as a disguise

[05:47 - 05:56]They imagine a scenario where kids use the disguise to commit a crime

[06:58 - 07:04]Ryan shares his idea of hiring a priest as a disguise

[00:09 - 07:10]Ryan summarizes the conversation in a humorous manner.

[07:11 - 07:22]The speaker talks about a secret they had when they were under 21

[07:22 - 07:34]They discuss their idea to hire a priest to bless alcohol so they can legally drink it

[09:29 - 09:34]They joke about the legality of eating blessed poop

[11:04 - 11:10]They talk about the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, where Willy Wonka kills people

[11:29 - 11:35]They mention the sequel to The Iron Giant and the speaker's mother's involvement

[12:05 - 12:10]They joke about a friend who has anger issues

[13:40 - 14:10]The speaker tells a story about breaking their wall while pretending to masturbate with their friends

[07:11 - 14:10]A group of friends discuss various topics, including a secret about drinking alcohol under 21, the legality of eating blessed poop, and the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. They also joke about a friend's anger issues and the speaker's own experience of breaking a wall while pretending to masturbate with friends.

[14:10 - 14:17]Narrator recalls losing footing and falling into a wall, creating a hole

[14:17 - 14:24]They covered it up with a Jaws poster and it is still there

[16:32 - 16:38]Parents brought them to a church group meeting and the narrator went upstairs to play with other kids

[16:32 - 16:38]They found an indoor gym and started playing on the treadmill with other kids

[18:15 - 18:22]Narrator recalls getting tied to a tree while playing in a treehouse with a friend

[18:22 - 18:30]Narrator had the idea to put a 20-pound weight on the treadmill, causing it to fly off and create a hole in the wall

[18:53 - 19:01]They also have a bad experience with a tire swing

[20:05 - 20:16]Narrator often got into trouble at other people's houses

[20:05 - 20:16]Narrator tells a story about going to a popular and rich kid's house and seeing porn for the first time with them

[20:48 - 20:59]Narrator has many memories of doing things as a kid and realizing it was a bad idea after

[20:59 - 21:05]This happened at a stranger's house that the narrator's parents brought them to

[14:10 - 21:41]The narrator shares stories about getting into trouble as a kid, including falling into a wall and breaking it, getting tied to a tree while playing, and causing damage at a stranger's house. They also recall their first experience with porn at a popular kid's house and searching for it on their own computer afterwards.

[21:46 - 21:53]Person searches for porn online and becomes curious about it

[26:03 - 26:09]Friend shows them a website and they watch videos together

[27:05 - 27:24]Person tells a story about a weird kid who lived in their neighborhood

[27:24 - 27:35]Person's wife's boyfriend also causes them to feel left out

[27:35 - 27:48]Person's friend becomes popular and ditches them to watch porn alone

[27:35 - 27:48]Person's brother also has porn DVDs

[27:35 - 27:48]Kid smokes weed and breaks his cell phone

[28:01 - 28:17]Kid tries to show off parkour skills and fails

[28:01 - 28:17]Person is invited to popular kid's house to play video games

[28:24 - 28:31]Friend constantly leaves to go to the bathroom and masturbate to porn

[28:49 - 28:55]Popular kid only has a Barbie pet grooming game to play

[29:24 - 29:38]Person never hangs out with popular kid again

[21:41 - 29:38]The speaker had a sheltered childhood and was not exposed to things like smoking and porn until later in life.

[29:38 - 29:56] Friends biking back from park, plans to hang out

[30:04 - 30:11]Two friends invite him to park, friend immediately leaves

[30:11 - 30:23]Friend ignores plans to play Barbie game with narrator

[31:07 - 31:28]Narrator works with pathological liar at restaurant

[31:48 - 31:53]Liar lies to get out of shifts and lies about dad being in accident

[32:32 - 32:44]Later seen at fair while lying about dad's accident

[34:35 - 34:42]Narrator lies to get out of work, gets in trouble for not bringing doctor's note

[35:03 - 35:41]Liar at restaurant lies about starting a brewing company and skipping work to study

[36:46 - 36:56]Narrator works with another coworker, Tonk, who is respected and well-liked

[29:38 - 37:02]Friends hang out, friend ditches plans to play Barbie game with narrator, liar lies to get out of work and lies about dad being in accident, narrator also lies to get out of work, works with well-liked coworker.

[29:38 - 37:02]Friends hang out, friend ditches plans to play Barbie game with narrator, liar lies to get out of work and lies about dad being in accident, narrator also lies to get out of work, works with well-liked coworker.

[38:14 - 38:33]Ed offers to cover for the narrator at work, but ends up going to a football game and posting on Instagram instead

[38:42 - 38:48]Ed has been lying about attending college and supporting a school he never actually went to

[39:37 - 39:51]The narrator and Ed have a conversation about a new Hey Arnold movie and the possibility of a live-action Arthur movie

[41:45 - 42:43]They discuss the nostalgia of cheese nips and a commercial for a movie called "Like Mike"

[43:07 - 43:13]The narrator suggests they review "Like Mike" for their podcast

[43:19 - 43:28]The narrator tries to remember the plot of "Like Mike" and gets some details wrong

[44:25 - 44:56]The narrator and Ed continue to talk about "Like Mike" and its connection to "Holes"

[44:25 - 44:56]The narrator clarifies that they genuinely like "Holes" as a movie

[37:02 - 44:56]Ed lies about attending college and skips work to go to a football game, and the narrator and Ed discuss the nostalgia of cheese nips and the plot of the movie "Like Mike" before clarifying their genuine appreciation for the movie "Holes."

[44:56 - 45:35] The speaker talks about a movie that they loved as a child, which had elements of horror, adventure, and drama.

[46:58 - 47:11]They mention a character named Kate Barlow, who dies in the movie.

[49:16 - 49:23]They talk about a soundtrack from the movie and the process of creating it.

[49:45 - 50:04]The speaker discusses the idea of going back to watch the movie as an adult and imagining the actors in different roles.

[50:04 - 50:25]The speaker mentions that they used to believe in beanstalk giants and talks about the concept of currency among different alien races.

[50:44 - 50:53]The speaker talks about the use of lizards in the movie and compares them to lizards owned by someone named Ross.

[52:10 - 52:17]They mention a hypothetical scenario where a new Earth is created with different inhabitants and discuss the concept of currency on this new planet.

[52:38 - 52:50]The speaker talks about collecting coins and designing their own currency.

[53:07 - 53:29]They mention a character named Mr. Sir and his obsession with sunflower seeds.

[44:56 - 53:29]The speaker discusses a movie they enjoyed as a child, the use of lizards in the film, the character of Mr. Sir and his obsession with sunflower seeds, and the idea of creating new currency for a hypothetical new Earth with different inhabitants.

[53:29 - 53:40]Discussion about a joke involving "super suit" and "super soup"

[53:40 - 54:11]Imagining a scenario where Campbell's Soup sponsors a space mission to Mars

[54:23 - 54:37]Talking about dumping ravioli on the moon and how it would look

[54:58 - 55:08]Fear of isolation and unknown on the moon

[56:08 - 56:34]Discussion about a video game called "Mario and Rabbids Kingdom Battle"

[57:27 - 57:33]Request for tips and strategies from listeners

[57:54 - 58:01]Discussion about favorite memories with fathers

[59:34 - 59:44]Emo phase and haircut styles

[53:29 - 1.01:26]Overall, the conversation covers various topics such as jokes, space, gaming, personal memories, and hairstyles.

[1.01:26 - 1.01:32]Discussion about wearing a fedora and how it looks

[1.01:47 - 1.01:55]Difference in personas when wearing a fedora

[1.01:55 - 1.02:06]Preference for a beret over a fedora

[1.02:38 - 1.02:43]Possibility of experimenting with a new fashion style

[1.03:10 - 1.03:41]Speculation on whether someone can pull off the combination of a fedora and tims

[1.03:55 - 1.04:15]Mystery of finding a pair of tims at a friend's house

[1.04:55 - 1.05:04]Personal struggles with weight and body image

[1.05:21 - 1.05:31]Efforts to lose weight and support from friend

[1.06:32 - 1.06:42]Difficulty in forcing oneself to eat more

[1.07:24 - 1.07:33]Potential solution of chewing gum to curb hunger

[1.07:33 - 1.07:41]Use of nicotine gum to quit smoking

[1.08:08 - 1.08:27]Anticipation of changes in habits after quitting smoking

[1.01:26 - 1.08:54]Discussion about quitting smoking and its impact on daily activities Overall, the conversation revolves around fashion choices, struggles with weight and body image, and efforts to quit smoking.

[1.08:54 - 1.08:59]The speaker enjoys going outside, smoking cigarettes, and listening to music and watching videos.

[1.08:59 - 1.09:23]They discuss the possibility of finding something else to do outside instead of smoking cigarettes.

[1.08:59 - 1.09:23]The speaker also enjoys smoking cigars, but dislikes the smell afterwards.

[1.09:40 - 1.09:50]The speaker and Brent smoked cigars together while in Ohio for a Wendy's filming.

[1.10:05 - 1.10:12]They mention their friend Brent who constantly smokes cigars and plays Pokemon Go.

[1.11:46 - 1.11:55]The speaker reflects on their smoking habit and the social aspect of smoking.

[1.13:35 - 1.13:44]They mention their recent struggles with their YouTube channel and the possibility of starting a Patreon and other outside projects.

[1.14:00 - 1.14:14]The speaker believes that YouTube is on its last legs and they want to venture out and create content outside of the platform.

[1.15:14 - 1.15:21]They also mention plans for Twitch streams, including individual streams and a super mega live and uncut stream.

[1.08:54 - 1.15:57]Please come back to this podcast next week and listen to the next episode.