[00:00 - 01:09]Ted asks why the speaker is bundled up today and they reply that they are freezing cold.

[00:33 - 00:40]The speaker says they are bundled up because it is the first day in three months that the weather in Austin, Texas is under 100 degrees.

[00:52 - 02:38]The speaker expresses their tiredness of living in Texas and suggests moving to Omaha or creating a desert oasis.

[01:09 - 03:43]Ted asks why the speaker is bundled up today and they reply that they are freezing cold.

[03:25 - 06:42]The speaker and Tucker discuss the A&W fast food restaurant and give it a rating of "E for existing."

[06:21 - 09:24]The speaker mentions that Burger King is a second-mover company and explains the concept.

[09:24 - 11:10]The speaker and Tucker discuss the A&W fast food restaurant and give it a rating of "E for existing."

[09:58 - 11:57]They briefly mention In-N-Out and give it a "C" rating, with Tucker mentioning that it is expanding to Tennessee.

[10:46 - 11:44]The speaker and a fan had an awkward experience at In-N-Out where the fan took a picture of the speaker eating.

[10:56 - 12:05]Ted asks why the speaker is bundled up today and they reply that they are freezing cold.

[11:44 - 12:30]The speaker likes California and disagrees with people who are leaving the state.

[12:30 - 13:54]The speaker describes the "protein style" option at In-N-Out, where the bun is replaced with lettuce and the taste is improved.

[13:54 - 14:42]The speaker ends with a joke about the fan's voice reverberating in his brain.

[14:42 - 17:48]The speaker describes the "protein style" option at In-N-Out, where the bun is replaced with lettuce and the taste is improved.

[16:02 - 17:09]They discuss In-N-Out and the speaker believes it should be compared to fast food chains like McDonald's, not gourmet restaurants.

[16:17 - 17:54]The speaker ends with a joke about the fan's voice reverberating in his brain.

[17:18 - 18:31]They discuss the disappointment of Whataburger and its only positive aspect of being open 24/7 in some locations.

[18:31 - 18:42]The speaker ends with a joke about the fan's voice reverberating in his brain.

[18:42 - 21:40]The fan suggests comparing Whataburger to Chick-fil-A, but the speaker believes Popeyes is better.

[19:47 - 22:46]The speaker also mentions a similar experience at a Checkers location

[19:52 - 20:35]The speaker discusses their experience with Popeyes chicken and how it always makes them feel sick afterwards

[21:40 - 23:07]The speaker shares a personal favorite meal at Chick-fil-A involving fries and a milkshake

[23:07 - 24:17]The speaker discusses their experience with Popeyes chicken and how it always makes them feel sick afterwards

[23:23 - 25:01]KFC is mentioned briefly with a negative experience from the speaker's childhood

[23:44 - 24:09]The speaker shares a personal favorite meal at Chick-fil-A involving fries and a milkshake

[25:01 - 27:02]Culver's is praised as a favorite fast food spot for the speaker, particularly for their fried cheese curds and melts

[27:02 - 27:50]The speaker and Tucker make a deal for Culver's to be placed in the S category in exchange for another restaurant of Tucker's choice

[27:21 - 30:13]The speaker briefly shares their experience working on a commercial for White Castle

[30:19 - 30:55]White Castle is discussed and the speaker admits to not thinking the food is that good, but it serves a purpose in difficult times

[30:39 - 30:45]People are actively spiraling and trying to spin things up

[30:45 - 32:53]White Castle is like Jack in the Box

[31:23 - 32:06]A comparison is made between White Castle and sugar cookies with frosting from the grocery store.

[32:53 - 34:09]Dunkin' Donuts is a B, Starbucks is a D

[34:09 - 34:38]White Castle is like Jack in the Box

[34:38 - 37:13]Domino's is a fast food place, not a pizza place

[37:14 - 38:07]White Castle is like Jack in the Box

[37:21 - 39:18]People are actively spiraling and trying to spin things up

[38:07 - 38:55]Domino's is better than Subway

[39:19 - 41:29]Domino's is a fast food place, not a pizza place

[40:00 - 41:38]Wendy's is better in New York than in Texas

[40:54 - 41:24]Pizza Hut and Papa John's are F, Papa John's gets an E because of the garlic sauce

[41:38 - 42:49]Quiznos is good and better than Subway

[41:54 - 42:56]Subway was their go-to lunch spot with limited time for breaks

[43:24 - 45:10]The speaker preferred a rotisserie chicken sandwich

[43:35 - 43:44]Tucker had a special Subway sandwich with pepper jack and pepperoni

[44:15 - 45:55]Dairy Queen was a rare treat on road trips, especially for their blizzards

[45:23 - 47:02]In Texas, the Mayfield family owns and operates some of the best Dairy Queens

[47:02 - 48:22]Dairy Queen was a rare treat on road trips, especially for their blizzards

[47:15 - 47:21]In Texas, the Mayfield family owns and operates some of the best Dairy Queens

[48:23 - 50:05]They also enjoyed Quiznos, especially their buffalo chicken sandwich

[48:30 - 50:30]Panera was a favorite spot for the speaker and Tucker in high school

[50:06 - 51:22]Five Guys has a great vibe and supported the speaker's YouTube dreams with their 10-patty burger challenge

[52:38 - 53:18]Thomas couldn't enter Five Guys due to severe peanut allergies

[53:18 - 53:41]Carl's Jr./Hardee's is slow but served the speaker well during their time at 29 Palms

[54:05 - 54:18]Panda Express was enjoyed during Chocolate Week.

[54:24 - 56:20]The hosts have varying opinions on the restaurants, with Tucker being particularly critical

[55:58 - 59:18]They also talk about their personal experiences and preferences with each restaurant

[56:20 - 56:53]The hosts also discuss the environmental impact of fast food and the ethics behind it

[57:03 - 59:02]They also talk about their personal experiences and preferences with each restaurant

[59:19 - 1.01:32]The conversation gets sidetracked multiple times, including a discussion about bionicles and a mid-episode interruption about a toy

[1.01:32 - 1.02:46]A tier list of fast food restaurants is being created

[1.01:59 - 1.04:37]The hosts continue with their tier list, discussing Sonic, Jersey Mike's, Jimmy John's, and Arby's

[1.03:48 - 1.04:24]The hosts have varying opinions on the restaurants, with Tucker being particularly critical

[1.04:37 - 1.04:55]The list includes popular fast food chains such as McDonald's, Burger King, and Taco Bell

[1.04:55 - 1.08:07]The hosts continue with their tier list, discussing Sonic, Jersey Mike's, Jimmy John's, and Arby's

[1.06:05 - 1.08:20]The hosts have varying opinions on the restaurants, with Tucker being particularly critical