[00:01 - 00:09]Ryan is cozy on the couch with his legs up.

[03:18 - 03:23]They've changed the music due to copyright issues with the previous artist.

[03:18 - 03:23]The new music is by an artist named Moose.

[03:45 - 03:52]The hosts talk about Daniel Radcliffe's play where he gets naked and gouges the eyes out of a horse.

[03:58 - 04:03]They anticipate a chill podcast episode.

[03:58 - 04:03]Some listeners prefer the chill episodes, while others don't like the chill opening music.

[05:30 - 05:41]They discuss the categorization of animals and their families.

[05:30 - 05:41]Horses can act like dogs and even bully people.

[05:42 - 05:49]Teachers can be good or bad, but there are always some who are diddlers.

[05:49 - 05:59]Both hosts knew diddlers in their high school and church.

[06:17 - 06:23]They urge people not to diddle others.

[00:01 - 06:23]Ryan and the host discuss the couch, the episode, music, animal families, aggressive horses, Daniel Radcliffe's play, and diddling, ultimately urging listeners not to diddle others.

[06:42 - 06:53]Speaker discusses the topic of having a foot fetish and advises against being too open about it, using Quentin Tarantino as an example.

[07:49 - 07:55]Discussion shifts to Robert Rodriguez and his hit-or-miss film career.

[08:15 - 08:21]Speakers knock over a can of Febreze and discuss the scent of apple cinnamon in April.

[10:05 - 10:11]One speaker recalls a knick-knack store called Calla Hands in Sunset Beach, which has a year-round Christmas section.

[10:39 - 10:44]The store also sells dog statues, clothes, cards, and souvenirs.

[11:24 - 11:30]The speakers come up with the phrase "you can always trust a naked magician" during a meeting.

[11:38 - 11:44]One speaker shares a story about a magician at a Renaissance fair who impressed them with their tricks.

[12:53 - 13:04]Another speaker questions if the magician was truly naked in order to hide any tricks.

[06:23 - 13:04]The speakers discuss the idea that a naked magician is the only way to ensure they are truly performing magic without any tricks or illusions.

[13:04 - 13:11]Discussion about a hypothetical magician with skin pouches for hiding objects

[13:11 - 13:22]Joke about trusting a naked magician because they have no tricks up their sleeve

[14:24 - 14:29]Comparison of nonsensical sayings to the saying "trust a naked magician"

[15:35 - 15:41]Discussion about the TV show "Rugrats" and its spin-off "All Grown Up"

[18:00 - 18:12]Mention of MeUndies as a sponsor and description of their underwear

[19:14 - 19:20]Discussion about the creativity of the segue into the sponsorship

[19:34 - 19:40]Appreciation for sponsors and desire to kiss them if they were personified in human form

[13:04 - 19:40]Discussion of a hypothetical magician, comparison of nonsensical sayings, and discussion about the TV show "Rugrats" and its spin-off "All Grown Up," followed by a mention of MeUndies as a sponsor and appreciation for sponsors.

[19:41 - 19:49] Matt and Ryan discuss kissing the CEOs of companies, but only with consent.

[20:34 - 20:39]They talk about leaving awkward voicemails and wishing there was a way to redo them.

[21:59 - 22:25]They play a game where they create a story one word at a time.

[23:42 - 23:50]They stumble upon a video of a "fuck fest" and discuss the legality of such events.

[25:17 - 25:27]They discuss STDs and which one they would prefer to contract.

[26:15 - 26:23]They give advice to listeners to get tested for STDs.

[19:41 - 26:40]Matt and Ryan end their discussion.

[27:55 - 28:00]Encourages getting tested for STDs

[28:01 - 28:06]Mentioned potential risks of not getting tested

[28:14 - 28:23]Discusses common misconceptions and statistics about STDs

[28:30 - 28:35]Talks about accepting a partner with an STD

[29:40 - 29:52]Segues into a sponsored advertisement for Marvel Puzzle Quest

[31:56 - 32:01]Jokes about having AIDS (HIV) and references the movie Philadelphia

[32:58 - 33:09]Discusses the changing perception and treatment of AIDS

[33:16 - 33:21]References Magic Johnson's HIV status and the rumors about Tom Hanks having AIDS

[26:40 - 33:55]Encourages getting tested for STDs and discusses the changing perception and treatment of AIDS, referencing Magic Johnson's HIV status and rumors about Tom Hanks having AIDS.

[35:13 - 35:20] Tom Hanks' son, Chet Hanks, is a rapper who uses the N-word in his lyrics.

[36:00 - 36:11]The podcast hosts discuss the use of the N-word in comedy and how it is no longer considered edgy or funny.

[36:36 - 36:42]Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson have given Chet a warning about using the N-word, but he has not listened.

[37:18 - 37:26]They also mention a South Park episode making fun of Jared before any of his scandal was known.

[38:14 - 38:20]The conversation turns to Tom Hanks' movie career and his notable roles.

[39:14 - 39:25]The director of Captain Phillips also directed the Bourne movies.

[39:25 - 39:38]The Somali pirates in Captain Phillips were played by real Somali actors.

[39:25 - 39:38]The main pirate actor has gone on to have a small acting career.

[40:01 - 40:17]Ross is mentioned in a personal story about his penis, but the hosts are asked to remove it from the podcast.

[41:04 - 41:10]The hosts discuss their favorite scent of Febreze.

[33:56 - 41:10]Tom Hanks' son, Chet Hanks, is a rapper who uses the N-word in his lyrics and has not heeded his parents' warning.

[41:10 - 41:16] The speaker talks about their favorite Febreze scents and how they like to switch them up depending on their mood and the room.

[41:35 - 41:43]The speaker talks about wanting to upload the joke to Twitter and their experience with using Google voice commands.

[41:44 - 41:50]They mention a joke they want to film about John Lennon and Fresh Linen scent.

[42:50 - 43:03]They discuss the recent controversy surrounding YouTube ads being featured on channels promoting extremist content.

[44:39 - 44:45]They mention a form they had to fill out while uploading a video and the potential for advertisers to pull out of the site.

[45:22 - 45:34]The speaker expresses frustration with how YouTube is handling the situation and fears it will negatively impact innocent channels.

[47:53 - 48:04]The speaker discusses the changing nature of their humor and regrets some past jokes they have made.

[41:10 - 48:32]Overall, the speaker expresses concern and frustration with the current state of YouTube and its impact on innocent channels.

[48:32 - 48:38] Part of phase with Super Mega where they were trying to be edgy and cool

[48:53 - 49:00]Said and did regrettable things on the internet

[49:00 - 49:09]Acknowledges responsibility for past actions and growth as a person

[49:00 - 49:09]Apologizing for past mistakes is important

[49:16 - 49:27]Documenting everything on the internet can lead to backlash and criticism

[50:04 - 50:13]Discusses Logan Paul's controversial actions and apology

[51:04 - 51:16]Believes young YouTubers should be careful with their online presence and social media

[54:18 - 54:23]Acknowledges responsibility as creators to be role models for their audience

[54:23 - 54:32]Not good role models, but content is not geared towards children

[54:23 - 54:32]Logan Paul's audience is primarily young kids

[48:32 - 55:04]The text discusses the creator's past actions and growth, the danger of documenting everything on the internet, and the responsibility of being role models for their audience. They also discuss the controversial actions of Logan Paul and the impact of young YouTubers having access to social media. Despite not being good role models, they acknowledge their audience is primarily young and there has been an increase in fans around the same age as the creators.

[55:04 - 55:10]Logan and Jake Paul do not have older fans or fans in their 40s.

[55:10 - 55:20]The only older fans they have are parents, who are fans because of their children.

[55:10 - 55:20]To be a fan of the Paul brothers, one must either be a "dick" or socially unaware.

[55:56 - 56:02]The Paul brothers are compared to the TV show Jackass and its cast, who were known for their humility.

[56:10 - 56:16]The Paul brothers lack humility and their personas are based on their egos, which sets a bad example for young viewers.

[56:22 - 56:35]Other young stars, such as Jacob Sartorius and Bad Baby, also exhibit egotistical behavior.

[58:00 - 58:06]Farts are universally funny and should be embraced by all genders.

[59:58 - 1.00:05]The hosts appreciate and are grateful for their fans, and encourage them to approach them in public.

[1.00:39 - 1.00:46]They also tease new content and a Patreon in the works.

[55:04 - 1.01:16]The audio discusses the lack of older fans for the Paul brothers, their egotistical behavior and lack of humility, the universality of farts as humorous, and the hosts' appreciation for their fans and upcoming content.