[00:00 - 00:22]The speaker discusses a 4K purchase and mentions Xvideos.com

[00:06 - 00:50]They question if Casey Neistat can use his teeth to cut vegetables effectively

[00:51 - 02:02]The speaker jokes about Casey Neistat having four stomachs and his odd teeth

[01:40 - 01:51]They discuss the glasses the speaker is wearing and make jokes about them

[02:03 - 02:33]The speaker asks who Casey Neistat is and jokes about him being the most famous skateboarder

[02:33 - 02:45]They mention Casey Neistat's wife and her role in the video game Skate 2

[02:47 - 04:06]They discuss the glasses the speaker is wearing and make jokes about them

[03:48 - 04:28]The speaker compares the other person to a male extra in a porn video

[04:29 - 05:35]The speaker mentions going to Denny's and watching The Matrix on their phone, and notes that they used to do this with strong milkshakes but are now a "different man"

[04:29 - 06:21]The speaker jokes about participating in a spit-swapping ritual with the other person.

[05:35 - 06:42]The speaker discusses going to the Grammys with someone named QD and seeing Taylor Swift perform

[06:08 - 08:45]The speaker mentions going to Denny's and watching The Matrix on their phone, and notes that they used to do this with strong milkshakes but are now a "different man"

[06:22 - 06:28]The speaker discusses a 4K purchase and mentions Xvideos.com

[06:29 - 06:42]The speaker jokes about participating in a spit-swapping ritual with the other person.

[06:43 - 07:18]The speaker compares the other person to a male extra in a porn video

[07:18 - 07:41]The speaker jokes about participating in a spit-swapping ritual with the other person.

[07:24 - 09:34]They discuss getting hungry at the Grammys and trying to order food, but being told they can only order in bulk

[08:10 - 09:04]They discuss eating hot dogs and chicken tenders in the Uber while QD records with two phones

[09:11 - 11:17]The speaker and QD eventually find that all the food has been eaten by other people in the suite they are in

[09:41 - 10:23]They discuss eating hot dogs and chicken tenders in the Uber while QD records with two phones

[10:54 - 12:48]The speaker takes his shirt off in the Uber and mentions being naked in the Uber

[11:24 - 11:51]They mention that it was raining and they had to walk to the Uber spot, getting soaked in the process

[12:30 - 14:26]The speaker mentions that nobody recognized him as Ludwig at the Grammys, but notes that the Christmas album didn't come out this year so it wouldn't have been nominated anyway

[13:32 - 15:10]The speaker takes his shirt off in the Uber and mentions being naked in the Uber

[13:39 - 13:53]The speaker mentions going to Denny's and watching The Matrix on their phone, and notes that they used to do this with strong milkshakes but are now a "different man"

[14:20 - 15:15]Speaker is discussing a habit they have of putting a soda in the freezer and setting a timer to remind them to retrieve it when it is cold

[14:26 - 14:45]They note that the Grammys is basically a concert with a few awards and lots of breaks

[14:46 - 16:14]The speaker mentions going to Denny's and watching The Matrix on their phone, and notes that they used to do this with strong milkshakes but are now a "different man"

[14:53 - 15:42]They mention not liking Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen's music, and being upset when someone they were with said they liked Bruce Springsteen's music

[14:53 - 17:04]They mention their girlfriend getting upset because they do not remember other important things in her life but remember the soda

[15:42 - 16:02]The speaker mentions going to Denny's and watching The Matrix on their phone, and notes that they used to do this with strong milkshakes but are now a "different man"

[17:04 - 18:37]Speaker is discussing a habit they have of putting a soda in the freezer and setting a timer to remind them to retrieve it when it is cold

[17:36 - 20:19]They mention their girlfriend getting upset because they do not remember other important things in her life but remember the soda

[20:08 - 21:16]They suggest a new strategy for making the soda cold faster using a bowl of ice water

[20:35 - 23:23]They then mention a gadget called the Chillomatic that cools sodas quickly

[22:43 - 24:54]The speaker then goes on a tangent about a defect in their office toilet that causes them to pee everywhere, which they have also noticed their girlfriend doing

[24:10 - 26:10]They mention using a bidet at home, which has a raised toilet seat that creates a gap, and suggest tucking their genitals to avoid peeing on the bidet wand.

[25:51 - 26:57]They discuss the idea of one of them becoming a "stand-in-p guy" and the other person discourages them from doing so.

[26:05 - 26:48]The conversation turns to a hypothetical situation involving a game or competition, possibly related to the game they play together.

[26:59 - 27:54]They discuss the idea of one of them becoming a "stand-in-p guy" and the other person discourages them from doing so.

[27:55 - 30:33]They discuss the idea of using a "prostate massager" and its various features.

[30:05 - 31:18]They discuss the idea of one of them becoming a "stand-in-p guy" and the other person discourages them from doing so.

[30:48 - 33:30]The conversation turns to a hypothetical situation involving a game or competition, possibly related to the game they play together.

[32:14 - 34:14]They mention a person named Shake Drizzle and share a photo of him ordering a burger at a Mexican restaurant, which they find amusing.

[34:14 - 37:11]One person mentions a poll they conducted about whether it is acceptable to order a burger at a Mexican restaurant.

[35:28 - 37:18]They discuss the idea of one of them becoming a "stand-in-p guy" and the other person discourages them from doing so.

[36:56 - 39:34]Two individuals, possibly friends or colleagues, are having a conversation about a game or sport they play together.

[37:56 - 39:25]The conversation turns back to the game or sport they play together and they discuss their recent performance, including a win and an impressive individual performance by one of them.

[38:24 - 38:45]One person mentions accusations made against them and the conversation ends with them discussing their gameplay strategies.

[39:05 - 41:41]Aidan and Lud are discussing whether it is okay to hog the ball if they are putting up points.

[39:10 - 42:07]Aidan feels like Nick is playing a single player game and using them as meat shields.

[39:44 - 40:09]The animal passed a lot and Lud's always within AOE of the hoop.

[40:19 - 43:13]Cutie and Point Crow do not care about winning, just good vibes.

[41:00 - 42:47]Aidan feels like Nick is playing a single player game and using them as meat shields.

[41:53 - 45:14]The goat, who is usually walking back holes, is waiting for the dagger, the last man in transition.

[45:15 - 46:24]Aidan and Nick have a disagreement about their playing styles.

[46:24 - 49:03]They discuss former coworkers and their plans to write a book.

[49:03 - 50:49]Aidan is hungry and they discuss cooking with Hello Fresh.

[50:49 - 52:15]They talk about Cardi B's appearance on Aidan's stream.

[51:15 - 53:58]Playboy Cardi and his goons show up on Aidan's stream and they dance together.

[51:35 - 51:48]21 Savage scammed Aidan and Cardi B is going on SNL.

[52:15 - 54:49]The goat, who is usually walking back holes, is waiting for the dagger, the last man in transition.

[52:20 - 53:58]A tweet claimed that Ross paid 50k for Cardi B to be on his stream

[52:32 - 53:51]Playboy Cardi and his goons show up on Aidan's stream and they dance together.

[52:54 - 54:56]Ross showed a duffel bag with stacks of hundred dollar bills, estimated to be millions

[53:01 - 57:26]The stream was difficult to watch due to the amount of money involved

[53:45 - 54:43]They also discuss the potential for Nicki Minaj to come on the podcast and be converted from a stoner to a "normal human being"

[54:35 - 54:56]Aidan and Cardi talk briefly before Cardi leaves to go back to the studio with a bag of money.

[54:56 - 57:19]The stream was difficult to watch due to the amount of money involved

[56:48 - 59:40]21 Savage was also paid by Ross for a stream, but later questioned why he was paid

[57:26 - 59:28]They also discuss the potential for Nicki Minaj to come on the podcast and be converted from a stoner to a "normal human being"

[58:23 - 1.02:14]The group discusses the success of live streaming and the potential for famous celebrities to have successful streams

[1.01:13 - 1.02:45]They also discuss the potential for Nicki Minaj to come on the podcast and be converted from a stoner to a "normal human being"

[1.02:45 - 1.04:52]Josh's hygiene and lack of clean underwear is mentioned, leading to an ad for MeUndies

[1.04:52 - 1.05:48]The group discusses using their platform for good and mentions a potential guest, MatPat, who is a fan of the podcast and has connections to Trinidad.

[1.05:04 - 1.07:14]Ross showed a duffel bag with stacks of hundred dollar bills, estimated to be millions

[1.05:19 - 1.08:14]They debate whether to call her Nicki or Anika and whether they know her well enough to use her government name.

[1.05:34 - 1.06:45]The speaker mentions wanting to "turn her back" and references a "weed dimension" and "years" of being trapped.

[1.05:49 - 1.08:02]They also discuss the potential for Nicki Minaj to come on the podcast and be converted from a stoner to a "normal human being"

[1.06:45 - 1.10:45]They discuss a Rick and Morty pen and a person named Whiz.

[1.07:09 - 1.09:58]The speaker brings up a person named Matt and wanting to get Nicki Minaj on the podcast.

[1.07:33 - 1.09:04]The group discusses using their platform for good and mentions a potential guest, MatPat, who is a fan of the podcast and has connections to Trinidad.

[1.10:04 - 1.10:32]The speaker mentions wanting to "turn her back" and references a "weed dimension" and "years" of being trapped.

[1.10:32 - 1.11:37]They discuss a Rick and Morty pen and a person named Whiz.

[1.10:45 - 1.11:42]The speaker discusses a person named Nicki Minaj and her real name, Anika.

[1.11:42 - 1.14:36]They discuss creating an episode structured like an audio book and using the transcription as a book.

[1.12:51 - 1.14:41]They mention a person named Banger and a podcast Grammy for best audio book.

[1.13:24 - 1.14:19]The speaker discusses feeling jaded about a video underperforming.

[1.14:42 - 1.15:52]The speaker mentions wanting to "turn her back" and references a "weed dimension" and "years" of being trapped.

[1.15:52 - 1.17:34]The speaker mentions a photo of their poop and sending it to someone named Anthony.

[1.17:34 - 1.19:26]The speaker talks about wanting to open a bread bar in France.

[1.17:56 - 1.18:29]The speaker brings up a person named Matt and wanting to get Nicki Minaj on the podcast.

[1.19:26 - 1.21:04]They mention a video of them playing Madden with Shake Drizzle as a sponsor.

[1.19:51 - 1.22:05]The speaker discusses feeling jaded about a video underperforming.

[1.20:24 - 1.22:46]One speaker asks if it matters if he makes a good video.

[1.21:35 - 1.24:13]They discuss the value of YouTube shorts and how they bring a different audience.

[1.24:13 - 1.26:05]One speaker asks if it matters if he makes a good video.

[1.26:06 - 1.28:27]They mention the potential of technology being driven by horny men.

[1.26:12 - 1.28:20]They discuss the value of YouTube shorts and how they bring a different audience.

[1.27:25 - 1.29:44]The speakers talk about an expensive product called Apple Vision Pros and the possibility of watching porn on it.

[1.29:11 - 1.30:14]The speakers discuss a past experience where they played a game for 20k and the winner would get a truck.

[1.30:14 - 1.34:15]The speakers talk about an expensive product called Apple Vision Pros and the possibility of watching porn on it.

[1.33:39 - 1.34:58]They mention the potential of technology being driven by horny men.

[1.34:15 - 1.36:32]The speakers talk about an expensive product called Apple Vision Pros and the possibility of watching porn on it.