[00:00 - 01:17]The speaker and his friends are talking and joking around, with one of them being called a "wizard"

[00:27 - 01:24]The speaker has been watching a lot of YouTube shorts recently

[01:24 - 01:57]They joke about the speaker's phone usage and screen time

[01:57 - 02:43]The speaker and his friend Shake Drizzle play a game, with the speaker referring to Shake as his "goomar"

[02:43 - 03:07]They joke about the speaker's phone usage and screen time

[03:01 - 06:16]A comment about talking over each other and not letting guests speak is brought up and acknowledged

[03:08 - 03:53]The speaker mentions playing a friend named Slime in Melee and losing badly

[03:30 - 04:48]They joke about the speaker paying Noah J to beat him in the game

[04:19 - 05:26]The speaker and his friend Shake Drizzle play a game, with the speaker referring to Shake as his "goomar"

[05:26 - 06:29]The speaker has been holding onto a secret for a long time

[05:43 - 06:50]The speaker mentions playing a friend named Slime in Melee and losing badly

[05:43 - 07:18]The conversation shifts to discussing Blur and his dub era.

[06:50 - 08:16]They joke about Slime being a "graceful winner" and the speaker being a "graceless loser"

[06:50 - 10:19]A comment about talking over each other and not letting guests speak is brought up and acknowledged

[07:13 - 08:22]They joke about the speaker paying Noah J to beat him in the game

[07:30 - 08:46]The speaker and his friend Shake Drizzle play a game, with the speaker referring to Shake as his "goomar"

[08:53 - 09:28]They continue to joke and make references to Italian culture and stereotypes.

[09:28 - 09:42]The speaker and his friends are talking and joking around, with one of them being called a "wizard"

[09:28 - 11:38]A decision was made that Aidan will be kicked off the podcast if a certain episode gets more views than their highest rated one

[11:46 - 12:05]Comparing this person to a girl who gets asked out and just says "okay"

[11:46 - 13:02]A comment about talking over each other and not letting guests speak is brought up and acknowledged

[12:06 - 12:18]The friend who lost jokingly says the friend who won would date himself with a bow on his head.

[12:18 - 12:30]One friend jokingly calls the other "strong and noble"

[12:31 - 12:50]They talk about a knight and attention

[12:50 - 13:09]A conversation between two friends discussing a person who always says "this always works"

[13:02 - 14:16]The conversation shifts to discussing Blur and his dub era.

[13:09 - 13:24]They discuss the friend's lack of time with his girlfriend and his bad boyfriend tendencies

[13:26 - 13:57]The friend who won says they know what it feels like to win now

[13:33 - 14:22]The Crimson Blur is mentioned and the friend's recent victory over him

[13:57 - 14:16]They mention a recent event with slime and dubbing

[14:23 - 15:29]The friend who won says they felt alive and it was a battle of love

[14:29 - 14:48]They talk about Leffen and him being funny

[14:48 - 15:23]The friend who lost says losing sucks and they should practice more

[15:10 - 15:54]They mention someone named Psychuno and his practice habits

[15:30 - 16:06]The friend who won says they felt alive and it was a battle of love

[15:55 - 18:43]They discuss the friend's lack of time with his girlfriend and his bad boyfriend tendencies

[16:06 - 17:41]The friend who won says he would get a wife if he went on a trip

[16:19 - 18:52]The friend who lost says he will never get married and will die in an explosion

[16:27 - 17:27]Comparing this person to a girl who gets asked out and just says "okay"

[16:45 - 17:06]They discuss the friend who lost's dating habits and how he flips the "sand clock"

[17:06 - 17:54]One friend jokingly calls the other "strong and noble"

[17:13 - 17:33]Comparing this person to a girl who gets asked out and just says "okay"

[18:08 - 18:28]They mention a recent trip and the possibility of coming back with a wife

[18:30 - 18:36]They talk about the friend's upcoming trip to Hawaii

[18:52 - 19:26]A conversation between two friends discussing a person who always says "this always works"

[19:10 - 20:46]They mention a guy named Ludwin who they thought was a fan of the friend who lost

[19:26 - 19:51]They talk about a recent incident in a video game where the friend's controller broke

[19:33 - 20:03]They mention a recent event with slime and dubbing

[20:10 - 21:33]They discuss the friend's lack of time with his girlfriend and his bad boyfriend tendencies

[20:47 - 21:26]The speaker expresses negative opinions about Europeans and Hitler

[20:47 - 21:41]One friend jokingly calls the other "strong and noble"

[21:07 - 21:41]Trash is piled up due to workers being on strike

[21:41 - 22:48]The friend who lost mentions a book and the friend who won says he will read it on a plane trip

[21:41 - 22:48]The speaker references a book called "Three Body Problems" and suggests reading it

[22:48 - 23:00]They talk about the friend's upcoming trip to Hawaii

[22:48 - 23:00]Plans are made to visit someone named Joe on Christmas day

[23:00 - 23:26]The friend who won mentions a weird cream pie hot dog that was shown to him by the friend who lost

[23:00 - 23:26]They discuss getting "cream pieed" and mention Mark Zuckerberg's bunker

[23:26 - 23:32]One friend jokingly calls the other "strong and noble"

[23:26 - 23:45]The speaker sneezes and talks about being allergic to something

[23:45 - 24:48]A hypothetical scenario is discussed about a woman turning into a worm

[23:52 - 24:13]The friend who won says he would get a wife if he went on a trip

[23:57 - 24:03]The friend who won says they would give the world to their friend if they were dating

[24:15 - 24:48]The friend who lost jokingly says the friend who won would date himself with a bow on his head.

[24:48 - 24:54]The speaker sneezes and talks about being allergic to something

[25:03 - 25:20]The speaker mentions playing a game called "war zone" with a friend and it causing delays in their work

[25:41 - 26:00]Plans are made to have a guest named Dubbin on the podcast

[26:00 - 26:49]The group discusses potential titles for the podcast

[26:24 - 27:18]A hypothetical scenario is discussed about a woman turning into a worm

[27:18 - 28:38]The speaker and Shaka had a truce and went to a Queens of the Stone Age concert together.

[27:44 - 28:49]Shaka is a good hang and the speaker sees his value.

[28:04 - 30:32]The speaker took a few puffs of a blunt at the party, and then had to give a speech.

[30:32 - 31:05]The speaker hosted a holiday party and Shaka invited everyone to hang out at the speaker's house.

[31:19 - 31:25]The speaker's friend Nick Allen gave a better speech.

[31:25 - 32:08]Shaka was good at a game called "Ultimate" and the speaker was embarrassed about giving a speech at the party.

[32:09 - 33:11]The speaker took a few puffs of a blunt at the party, and then had to give a speech.

[33:59 - 35:13]The speaker hosted a holiday party and Shaka invited everyone to hang out at the speaker's house.

[34:27 - 36:44]The speaker was more embarrassed about the speech than losing to a YouTuber named Noah J.

[35:39 - 35:57]The speaker took a few puffs of a blunt at the party, and then had to give a speech.

[36:29 - 37:14]The speaker doesn't like when Hugo Gonzalez replies to famous people's tweets.

[36:45 - 38:37]Noah J is a Call of Duty and Fortnite YouTuber who specializes in zombies.

[37:16 - 38:43]The speaker also doesn't like when Mudahar quote retweets without adding anything to the conversation.

[37:55 - 39:01]Shaka is a good hang and the speaker sees his value.

[39:01 - 40:10]They mention a rapper named Stitches and his controversial lyrics

[39:07 - 42:32]They joke about naming their kids after popular culture references such as Aemon, Daenerys, and Smeagol

[41:49 - 44:25]They discuss meeting a fan at Universal Studios who collects signed U2s and trade them for other signed U2s

[42:55 - 45:27]They joke about naming their kids after popular culture references such as Aemon, Daenerys, and Smeagol

[44:25 - 46:50]The speaker and their friends talk about their sperm and who has the fastest sperm

[45:10 - 47:01]They joke about naming their kids after popular culture references such as Aemon, Daenerys, and Smeagol

[46:36 - 48:06]The speaker and their friends talk about their sperm and who has the fastest sperm

[48:07 - 49:07]They mention a rapper named Stitches and his controversial lyrics

[48:41 - 50:02]The speaker mentions wanting to do cocaine for Christmas, but worries about getting their friend deported

[49:52 - 52:52]The speaker discusses his detachment from problematic behavior and only thinks about it when he is streaming

[52:19 - 54:15]They discuss potentially buying gourmet cigarettes as Christmas gifts for their friends.

[53:04 - 56:51]The speaker is going on a trip and realizes they haven't thought about gifts for their friends

[55:48 - 58:57]They do an ad read for Babble language learning app

[56:51 - 58:20]The speaker is going on a trip and realizes they haven't thought about gifts for their friends

[57:46 - 59:45]They do an ad read for Babble language learning app

[59:46 - 1.03:15]They discuss a serial killer and streaming on Twitch

[1.01:49 - 1.05:09]They discuss the possibility of other people trying to snipe them in games

[1.05:10 - 1.06:16]The speaker joins a game of Valorant and realizes they are on the opposing team

[1.06:16 - 1.08:19]They decide to throw the game to avoid telling their friends they beat them

[1.08:24 - 1.09:07]The speaker apologizes again and checks if their friends' streams were open during the game.

[1.08:49 - 1.09:12]The speaker discusses checking on something and feeling horrible.

[1.09:13 - 1.10:23]There is a mention of creating a monster named Nick.

[1.09:18 - 1.10:42]The speaker and someone else were nice to Nick in front of a gun.

[1.09:30 - 1.09:36]The speaker did not say something specific, but thought it.

[1.10:42 - 1.11:08]There is discussion of supervised gaming sessions as a solution.

[1.11:08 - 1.12:21]The group talks about playing a game called Warzone, with differing opinions.

[1.11:14 - 1.13:11]The speaker mentions playing Fortnite with Nick.

[1.11:58 - 1.14:24]The group talks about playing a game called Warzone, with differing opinions.

[1.12:38 - 1.13:26]The speaker mentions playing Fortnite with Nick.

[1.12:46 - 1.14:03]The speaker discusses checking on something and feeling horrible.

[1.13:26 - 1.13:54]The speaker did not say something specific, but thought it.

[1.14:24 - 1.14:43]The speaker discusses checking on something and feeling horrible.

[1.14:43 - 1.15:34]Nick is described as desperate and resorting to animal behavior.

[1.15:01 - 1.15:20]The group jokes about secretly feeding someone lemonade and watching them die.

[1.15:20 - 1.16:58]The speaker mentions seeing an interracial couple, and then talks about a gondolier he met.

[1.15:34 - 1.17:49]The speaker discusses checking on something and feeling horrible.

[1.17:23 - 1.19:08]The group talks about how the media they consume becomes their parents.

[1.18:08 - 1.19:14]The speaker mentions seeing an interracial couple, and then talks about a gondolier he met.

[1.19:33 - 1.19:57]The group talks about how the media they consume becomes their parents.

[1.19:57 - 1.20:03]The group talks about playing a game called Warzone, with differing opinions.

[1.20:04 - 1.20:13]The group jokes about secretly feeding someone lemonade and watching them die.

[1.20:14 - 1.20:57]The speaker tries to call someone named Aaron, who is potentially in Australia.

[1.20:37 - 1.20:51]They mention being reliant on someone named Aiden at a smash event.

[1.20:58 - 1.22:07]The speaker tries to wake up Aiden, who was very sleepy.

[1.21:03 - 1.21:56]The group discusses promoting the podcast to get more views than a previous episode featuring Connor C-Dogg.

[1.22:07 - 1.23:54]A discussion about music and performance as a job

[1.23:08 - 1.23:18]Comparing oneself to others and feeling empty upon achieving goals

[1.23:54 - 1.28:11]An existential crisis about aging and career choices

[1.28:11 - 1.29:10]Comparing oneself to others and feeling empty upon achieving goals

[1.29:11 - 1.30:40]Dreaming versus setting goals

[1.30:40 - 1.31:24]Comparing oneself to others and feeling empty upon achieving goals

[1.31:57 - 1.32:49]Aiden is not present for the podcast

[1.32:24 - 1.32:42]Comments are requested to write something they love and hate about Aiden

[1.32:49 - 1.34:14]Discussion of trying different activities together

[1.33:04 - 1.33:32]Mention of keeping track of clips for best of episode