[00:00 - 00:50]The competition involves hiding the use of the app from a significant other.

[00:19 - 02:34]The speaker is considered a "lore master" and often asked for their opinion on streamer drama.

[01:01 - 04:29]The conversation turns to a Disney movie and the hidden plot points.

[03:18 - 03:57]The topic of processors and the drama surrounding them is discussed.

[03:57 - 05:19]The conversation turns to a Disney movie and the hidden plot points.

[04:41 - 07:05]The speaker's role in caring for a lost cat is discussed.

[07:05 - 08:07]A dog is mentioned and its potential racist tendencies.

[07:57 - 11:01]The conversation turns to a Disney movie and the hidden plot points.

[08:26 - 10:23]The idea of tall jockeys being considered "swag" is brought up.

[10:11 - 12:46]The character Mr. Machado is discussed and his potential involvement in a past explosion.

[10:23 - 12:38]The conversation turns to a Disney movie and the hidden plot points.

[12:28 - 13:14]Aidan and his mother raise a daughter

[12:46 - 13:47]The idea of tall jockeys being considered "swag" is brought up.

[13:14 - 15:29]Mention of monkey greyhound racing in the past

[13:53 - 15:14]A video of monkeys riding greyhounds is watched.

[14:19 - 15:03]Protagonist is happy to see the monkeys dressed in human clothes despite conflicting animal rights beliefs

[14:39 - 14:44]The idea of tall jockeys being considered "swag" is brought up.

[14:39 - 14:44]Aiden returns and is hungry for the protagonist

[15:29 - 16:10]Discussion about a war between phones and the next bomb being an emoji

[16:11 - 16:43]Argument about the next war being between blue and green text

[16:24 - 17:26]Aiden argues that he is just trying to hurt the teammate, not himself

[16:49 - 17:01]Aiden returns and is hungry for the protagonist

[17:26 - 19:12]Aiden playing Valorant and yelling at a teammate

[18:17 - 19:01]The movie portrays this as a good thing

[18:24 - 18:36]Protagonist is happy to see the monkeys dressed in human clothes despite conflicting animal rights beliefs

[19:12 - 20:22]Teammate intentionally starts throwing the game and Aiden is not happy

[20:10 - 21:03]Aiden argues that he is just trying to hurt the teammate, not himself

[20:22 - 20:45]Aiden playing Valorant and yelling at a teammate

[21:03 - 21:39]Discussion about a war between phones and the next bomb being an emoji

[21:10 - 22:25]The movie portrays this as a good thing

[21:57 - 23:59]Aiden argues that he is just trying to hurt the teammate, not himself

[22:58 - 24:07]Example of Aiden defending Cutie in a hypothetical situation

[23:29 - 24:40]A person is talking about a story involving road rage

[24:07 - 25:29]The person's partner likes the rush of potentially dying in a vehicle.

[25:37 - 27:28]A person is talking about a story involving road rage

[26:59 - 28:27]The person's partner's car has a feature that stops the car if it thinks there is about to be a crash

[27:29 - 28:33]The person's partner's car has a feature that stops the car if it thinks there is about to be a crash, but the person turns it off

[28:33 - 28:59]The person's partner once accidentally drove their car into a forest

[29:00 - 30:27]The influencer had previously posted a TikTok video saying she would never die in a motorcycle crash

[29:14 - 30:34]The video of the influencer's accident was reposted by someone else on TikTok

[30:34 - 32:54]A person is talking about a story involving road rage

[30:49 - 31:18]They discuss a picture of themselves and mention it being similar to an old version of themselves

[31:18 - 32:23]They mention having lost weight thanks to Hello Fresh

[31:32 - 32:00]A comment is made about not wanting to cook due to confusion and inability to read

[32:24 - 32:54]Speaker talks about the difficulty of pronouncing code for a discount

[32:55 - 33:25]The person's partner has a dash cam video of a motorcycle accident where the driver gets launched off the bike

[32:55 - 33:46]Conversation shifts to discussing a video game

[33:09 - 33:32]Speaker expresses frustration towards another person for messing up the mixer

[33:32 - 33:38]Speaker expresses frustration and asks how the other person is dense

[33:47 - 34:05]Discussion of dealing with "Ray" and "fucking up the machine"

[34:05 - 34:23]Conversation shifts to discussing a video game

[34:11 - 34:17]Discussion of dealing with "Ray" and "fucking up the machine"

[34:23 - 34:31]Conversation shifts to discussing a video game

[34:32 - 34:37]Discussion of dealing with "Ray" and "fucking up the machine"

[34:37 - 35:02]Jokingly discusses potential for growing out fingernails and having a competition

[34:43 - 34:49]Mention of a disturbing comment made by another person

[35:02 - 35:08]Hello Fresh is mentioned again, along with the availability of different meal options

[35:08 - 36:16]Mention of plans to take 2CB and being rained out

[35:14 - 35:24]Mention of being a part of a group chat discussing drugs

[35:24 - 35:42]Conversation shifts to discussing a video game

[35:49 - 35:55]Speaker expresses frustration towards another person for messing up the mixer

[35:55 - 37:15]Discussion of a new drug, 2CB, and its effects

[37:16 - 38:09]Mention of being a part of a group chat discussing drugs

[37:46 - 39:08]Speaker expresses feeling miserable

[37:52 - 38:03]Comparison to previous conversation about drugs and potential backlash

[38:09 - 38:29]Mention of being a part of a group chat discussing drugs

[38:29 - 38:34]Reference to being in LA and knowing about different drugs

[38:41 - 39:21]The speaker gave someone what they wanted in the valley

[38:48 - 39:01]Mention of a disturbing comment made by another person

[38:55 - 40:58]The speaker mentions a wedding they attended in Hawaii and jokes about leaving behind a cashed out pipe in their hometown that is now being evacuated.

[39:09 - 39:21]A comment is made about not wanting to cook due to confusion and inability to read

[39:22 - 39:47]They mention a book and a person who synthesized drugs with no negative side effects

[39:48 - 40:25]They clarify that the person is only mad at them from something that just happened, not from anything earlier

[39:48 - 40:58]Discussion of potential backlash for talking about drugs on the podcast

[39:54 - 40:17]Speaker expresses frustration towards another person for messing up the mixer

[40:05 - 40:11]Speaker expresses frustration and asks how the other person is dense

[40:25 - 40:38]Discussion of dealing with "Ray" and "fucking up the machine"

[40:25 - 40:51]The speaker gave someone what they wanted in the valley

[40:39 - 40:51]Conversation shifts to discussing a video game

[40:58 - 41:58]Mention of a disturbing comment made by another person

[40:58 - 42:16]The speaker shares a crazy story about someone on Reddit who accused them of using incel language and got into an argument with them

[42:10 - 42:23]Comparison to previous conversation about drugs and potential backlash

[42:23 - 43:35]They clarify that the person is only mad at them from something that just happened, not from anything earlier

[43:37 - 45:17]The speaker gave someone what they wanted in the valley

[44:57 - 45:17]The speaker discusses feeding someone until they are extremely large.

[45:18 - 47:03]The speaker also shares a story about a hurricane and an earthquake that happened recently

[45:18 - 47:03]They mention fires in Carolina and BC, as well as a place called Yellowknife.

[45:29 - 46:56]They talk about getting a new personal best in a game and receiving an earthquake warning at the same time

[47:03 - 47:43]They discuss the inconvenience of going to the bank and the small parking lots in America.

[47:03 - 47:54]The speaker mentions a wedding they attended in Hawaii and jokes about leaving behind a cashed out pipe in their hometown that is now being evacuated.

[47:31 - 48:19]They mention fires in Carolina and BC, as well as a place called Yellowknife.

[47:43 - 47:48]The speaker talks about a taco place that accepts CashApp.

[48:01 - 48:06]They mention fires in Carolina and BC, as well as a place called Yellowknife.

[48:20 - 49:22]They discuss the inconvenience of going to the bank and the small parking lots in America.

[48:27 - 49:16]The podcast is sponsored by CashApp and the speaker talks about why they like it.

[49:22 - 50:12]The speaker discusses feeding someone until they are extremely large.

[49:36 - 52:26]They discuss the inconvenience of going to the bank and the small parking lots in America.

[51:30 - 53:31]The speaker and their friends discuss lifting weights and taking steroids.

[52:38 - 54:18]They joke about who would win in a fight between them based on their physical traits.

[53:31 - 54:11]The speaker discusses feeding someone until they are extremely large.

[53:55 - 54:11]Woman mentions someone's appendix bursting and someone else saying "oh, puke"

[54:12 - 54:34]Discussion about a bridge that needs to be "mended" between two people

[54:18 - 55:04]They talk about the idea of recording and hiding a podcast episode for someone to find.

[54:34 - 55:04]Mention of hanging out and someone being on their phone

[55:04 - 55:39]They mention a person named Rain-Bolts and list various locations in Africa.

[55:25 - 56:02]They discuss the inconvenience of going to the bank and the small parking lots in America.

[55:34 - 56:49]Discussion about GeoGuesser not having China and someone saying it should be obvious it's China

[55:41 - 56:30]They mention fires in Carolina and BC, as well as a place called Yellowknife.

[56:02 - 56:44]Mention of North Korea being banned and difficulty getting a hard drive into the country

[56:50 - 57:27]Mention of the President/crown prince of Saudi Arabia and their possible interest in Dota

[57:40 - 57:47]Discussion about a bridge that needs to be "mended" between two people

[57:47 - 58:13]Discussion about a poll on Reddit about who people like more, with Ludwig and Nick being mentioned

[57:55 - 59:00]Mention of Nick being a favorite among lesbians and someone being "lesbian coded"

[58:13 - 58:32]Discussion about a poll on Reddit about who people like more, with Ludwig and Nick being mentioned

[59:00 - 59:35]Mention of Nick being a favorite among lesbians and someone being "lesbian coded"

[59:35 - 1.00:27]Mention of hanging out and someone being on their phone

[59:58 - 1.00:53]Mention of a boyfriend and girlfriend and someone bringing flowers for their girlfriend

[1.00:54 - 1.01:34]Discussion about a bridge that needs to be "mended" between two people

[1.01:34 - 1.02:05]Discussion about being on the same page with someone and being able to "kill them with one punch"

[1.02:05 - 1.02:17]Mention of the creator of One Punch Man and when it was created

[1.02:18 - 1.02:41]Discussion about being on the same page with someone and being able to "kill them with one punch"

[1.02:41 - 1.03:26]Discussion about a podcast episode where everyone switches spots and it feels weird

[1.03:27 - 1.04:02]Mention of hanging out and someone being on their phone

[1.03:50 - 1.05:38]They discuss the idea of using violent language in a dating app bio as a way to attract women

[1.04:02 - 1.05:38]Discussion about being on the same page with someone and being able to "kill them with one punch"

[1.04:33 - 1.05:53]Mention of hanging out and someone being on their phone

[1.04:33 - 1.06:15]The speaker suggests a competition among friends to see who can have the most success on dating apps while pretending to be slime

[1.04:49 - 1.05:16]Discussion about being on the same page with someone and being able to "kill them with one punch"

[1.05:16 - 1.06:15]Mention of hanging out and someone being on their phone

[1.05:38 - 1.05:44]Discussion about getting lunch and talking about life and love

[1.05:53 - 1.06:27]Mention of someone quitting listening to someone else

[1.06:16 - 1.06:33]The conversation then shifts to the topic of keeping in touch with old flames through social media and whether it is considered "seedy"

[1.06:33 - 1.07:49]The conversation turns to the potential risks and dangers of using dating apps, including identity theft and being stood up on dates

[1.07:49 - 1.08:34]They also discuss the idea of bringing potential dates onto their podcast as a way to meet people

[1.08:09 - 1.09:40]The speaker suggests a competition among friends to see who can have the most success on dating apps while pretending to be slime

[1.09:40 - 1.11:33]The conversation turns to the potential risks and dangers of using dating apps, including identity theft and being stood up on dates

[1.11:33 - 1.13:02]The conversation then shifts to the topic of keeping in touch with old flames through social media and whether it is considered "seedy"

[1.13:09 - 1.13:41]They end by discussing their ideal roommates, with Nick and Zipper 2 being mentioned as good candidates.

[1.13:41 - 1.15:05]The speaker then transitions to talking about their own cleanliness habits and admits to not cooking or doing dishes.

[1.14:23 - 1.16:18]They mention their mother and how she would make them clean the bathroom when guests were over.

[1.16:18 - 1.17:51]The speaker then talks about wearing a "hot-ass maid outfit" and paying someone to clean their house once a week while wearing it.

[1.17:51 - 1.19:33]The speaker and others debate the price for this service, with some suggesting it should be around 10,000 a week.

[1.19:21 - 1.20:28]The speaker then talks about wearing a "hot-ass maid outfit" and paying someone to clean their house once a week while wearing it.

[1.19:56 - 1.20:23]The speaker and others debate the price for this service, with some suggesting it should be around 10,000 a week.

[1.21:23 - 1.21:52]The group then talks about using their phones and playing chess.

[1.21:52 - 1.23:23]They mention how they would leave drinks and food wrappers around and not clean up after themselves.

[1.22:51 - 1.24:23]The speaker mentions deleting Twitter and feeling better since doing so.

[1.23:24 - 1.23:35]The speaker then transitions to talking about their own cleanliness habits and admits to not cooking or doing dishes.

[1.23:43 - 1.26:14]The group then talks about using their phones and playing chess.

[1.24:01 - 1.25:50]The speaker mentions having Otto on the show and how they gave conflicting advice during the advice segment.

[1.25:50 - 1.26:08]The group ends the podcast by singing "Happy Birthday" to someone named Carissa.