[00:06 - 00:13] It is the day of the first suit Friday

[00:19 - 00:29]Fires are happening all over, including one near the zoo in Griffith Park

[00:29 - 00:35]The podcast is being recorded when the fires are still raging

[00:36 - 00:41]Jeff Sessions has been fired/resigned as attorney general

[01:52 - 02:00]Ryan and Matt discuss their breakups and relationships

[03:13 - 03:23]They discuss watching TV shows and movies

[04:51 - 05:03]Matt discovers new music through Spotify's Discover Weekly feature

[04:51 - 05:03]The podcast is a topical and anonymous episode

[06:02 - 06:09]They discuss classical music and its classification on Spotify

[06:30 - 06:36]Podcast hosts discuss the term "urban" and its meaning

[06:37 - 06:45]"Urban" is a term often used for music genres

[00:06 - 06:45]The podcast hosts discuss first suit Friday, fires happening in the area, Jeff Sessions being fired, their past relationships, TV shows and movies, discovering new music, and the term "urban".

[06:46 - 07:00]Conversation about the history of the word "ghetto" and its association with cars

[07:01 - 07:07]Discussion about listening to "sick ass ghetto" on Serious XM

[07:08 - 07:16]Mention of listening to NPR or Spotify instead

[07:16 - 07:22]Mention of listening to Mexican stations in LA and how it was a new experience

[07:54 - 08:01]Story about getting into a confrontation with an old Mexican man who punched the speaker's car

[08:07 - 08:20]Discussion about pedestrians in California being unpredictable and picking fights with vehicles

[09:51 - 10:03]Mention of the speaker being tall and intimidating in a fight

[10:03 - 10:09]Joke about using their ability to climb and slip out of someone's grasp in a fight

[11:05 - 11:15]Discussion about a man trying to pick a fight with the speaker and how they would scare them off with their penis

[11:35 - 11:44]Mention of a man injecting saline into his testicles and the discomfort it causes

[12:10 - 12:22]Discussion about a man with the world's largest penis and the challenges it brings in finding love and having sex

[12:43 - 12:48]Justin greets the listeners and talks about a porn video he has seen

[12:50 - 12:56]Mention of Justin, the merchlord, joining the conversation

[06:46 - 13:19]The speakers have a conversation about the word "ghetto" and its association with cars, and discuss their listening preferences on Serious XM and other platforms. They then share a story about a confrontation with an old Mexican man and talk about unpredictable pedestrians in California. They also joke about using their height and penis in a fight. They briefly mention a man injecting saline into his testicles and the challenges faced by a man with the world's largest penis. Justin, the merchlord, joins the conversation and talks about a porn video he has seen.

[13:19 - 13:25] Russian or Roman helmet discussion

[13:25 - 13:31]Speculation about a man with a large penis becoming a porn star

[13:46 - 14:03]Comparison of a man with a silicone-injected penis to a childhood toy

[14:31 - 14:43]Discussion about a man with two penises and whether it is more or less likely for him to be rejected

[16:02 - 16:08]Story about first experience seeing large breasts on a Jerry Springer episode

[16:56 - 17:03]Discussion about using breasts as a form of peacocking

[17:04 - 17:16]Mention of a video of a woman flashing her breasts during a fight at a fast food restaurant

[17:17 - 17:25]Discussion about a video of Barack Obama adjusting his penis on an airplane

[17:17 - 17:25]Argument over whether Obama was trying to hide or showcase his penis

[18:17 - 18:26]Speculation about Michelle Obama's potential penis

[13:19 - 19:25]Discussion about various topics related to penises, including size, use in pornography, and public display. Includes speculation about a man with two penises and a discussion about a video of Barack Obama adjusting his penis on an airplane.

[19:33 - 19:39] A man was rubbing his penis and displaying it to a group of people

[19:39 - 19:51]They discussed how if Trump did the same thing, it would not be as shocking

[19:52 - 20:00]They discussed the possibility of seeing Trump's penis during his presidency

[20:21 - 20:31]They compared this to Michael Jackson's penis being described in court

[21:35 - 21:41]They had a conversation about the number of breasts a human should have

[23:10 - 23:16]They talked about Tom Cruise eating his child's placenta with a bendy straw

[23:47 - 23:52]They discussed the ban on straws in California and Starbucks introducing biodegradable lids

[24:46 - 24:57]An ad for Harry's razors was read

[25:07 - 25:15]The speakers highly recommend Harry's razors for their quality and comfort

[25:56 - 26:05]A $13 trial set is offered for a close and comfortable shave

[26:05 - 26:15]The set includes a weighted handle, five blade razor, shave gel, and travel blade cover

[19:26 - 26:46]A man displayed his penis to a group and they discussed the shock value of similar behavior from Trump. They also discussed Michael Jackson's penis being described in court and the possibility of seeing Trump's during his presidency. They also discussed the number of breasts a human should have and Tom Cruise eating his child's placenta. They also briefly mention the ban on straws in California and an ad for Harry's razors is read.

[26:46 - 27:05]Sorry for saying something, let's go

[27:12 - 27:43]Imagining a bomb shelter as a hangout spot

[27:12 - 27:43]Air conditioning and other amenities in the shelter

[27:12 - 27:43]Hiring a little man to live there with me

[27:43 - 27:52]Equal opportunity for all people in my shelter

[28:16 - 28:27]Sturgeon, a good friend of mine

[28:32 - 28:41]Cheesy signs and posters in the shelter

[28:46 - 29:01]SuperMega merchandise everywhere

[30:37 - 30:49]Masturbating in a bomb shelter with a little person present

[31:16 - 31:24]Participating in "No Nut November"

[31:16 - 31:24]Destroy Dick December

[32:40 - 32:45]Varying definitions of self-care

[33:08 - 33:19]Not masturbating is healthy

[33:08 - 33:19]Preventing prostate cancer by not masturbating

[33:25 - 33:40]Mental health benefits of not masturbating

[34:00 - 34:15]Reserving semen to make women attracted to me

[34:15 - 34:33]Holding a sign on Hollywood Boulevard to find a girlfriend

[34:47 - 35:00]Theory of reserving semen to make oneself stronger

[26:46 - 35:00]Imagining a bomb shelter as a hangout spot and hiring a little man to live there with me, participating in "No Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December," and holding a sign on Hollywood Boulevard to find a girlfriend while believing in the theory of reserving semen to make oneself stronger.

[35:26 - 36:04] In the audio, the speakers discuss various topics such as semen retention, masturbation, and movies.

[36:18 - 36:54]They talk about how showing a character masturbating in a movie should serve a purpose and not just be for shock value.

[37:32 - 37:44]They also mention a YouTube channel where people read while being stimulated and a potential show idea called "book club" where they read a book and give commentary.

[39:37 - 39:55]They share their experiences with teachers and grades, including a physics class that had community service as part of the grade.

[40:45 - 41:05]They mention attending college classes and a specific geology class that one speaker disliked.

[42:20 - 42:28]They recall a student in their astronomy class who was obsessed with trains and wore a suit and fedora, and had a photo with Joe Biden as their profile picture.

[42:35 - 43:06]They mention that Joe Biden has had some tragic family events, including the death of his wife and son.

[35:00 - 43:06]Overall, the speakers discuss various topics and share personal anecdotes, including experiences with teachers and classes, a potential show idea, and a student who was obsessed with trains and had a photo with Joe Biden.

[43:06 - 43:13]Joe Biden married his second wife, Jill, in 1977.

[43:13 - 43:22]They had a daughter together and one of his sons recently passed away from brain cancer.

[43:30 - 43:41]The hosts are releasing new merchandise tomorrow, which includes shirts, pins, posters, and pop sockets.

[43:58 - 44:03]They have been working independently and have put a lot of effort into the merchandise launch.

[44:15 - 44:25]The merchandise will be hand-packed by the hosts and will be available for a limited time.

[45:04 - 45:18]The hosts talk about mixing Mountain Dew and cigarette ashes to create a unique scent for the packaging.

[46:47 - 47:00]They have been working hard on the website and will be releasing the merchandise at 9am Pacific time and 12pm Eastern time.

[47:18 - 48:02]They have a sponsor, Honey, which is a free shopping tool that helps you find discount codes while shopping online.

[49:10 - 49:27]The hosts are excited about the merchandise launch and hope their listeners will enjoy it.

[49:27 - 49:35]The hosts will be personally packing and shipping every order, with some help from friends.

[49:54 - 50:06]There will be a specific email address for any issues with orders and another for general support.

[50:15 - 50:20]The hosts thank their listeners for the support and hope to see them next week.

[43:06 - 50:20]Joe Biden married Jill in 1977, they had a daughter and one of his sons recently passed away. The hosts are releasing new merchandise tomorrow, which will be hand-packed by them. They have worked hard on the website and will release the merchandise at 9am Pacific time and 12pm Eastern time. They also have a sponsor, Honey, and will be personally packing and shipping every order.