[00:00 - 01:20]There is a lot of talk about genitals, with Aiden's outfit being a topic of discussion

[00:23 - 00:42]One of the guests yells "stop being horny" at a random woman, causing awkwardness and apologies

[01:20 - 01:38]There is a 20XX Melee setup at the party, possibly brought by Aiden

[01:38 - 03:37]Aiden's girlfriend also gets drunk and asks for directions to the bathroom, but there is vomit on the stairs

[01:56 - 02:19]The group discusses using the word "gay" and the term "butt-mogged"

[02:54 - 03:59]One of the guests yells "stop being horny" at a random woman, causing awkwardness and apologies

[03:59 - 04:52]Aiden's girlfriend is drunk and talks about wanting to touch his nipples

[04:52 - 06:00]Aiden's girlfriend also gets drunk and asks for directions to the bathroom, but there is vomit on the stairs

[05:28 - 07:13]The audio takes place at a party, possibly for New Year's

[05:36 - 07:01]The group discusses the setup and its location at the party

[07:13 - 07:59]There is a lot of talk about genitals, with Aiden's outfit being a topic of discussion

[07:53 - 08:39]Aidan bragged about outgaming Austin in front of everyone.

[07:59 - 09:16]The audio ends with a discussion about being horny and the possibility of someone overhearing the conversation

[07:59 - 09:57]Nick was interested in kissing people at the party.

[08:05 - 09:03]The group discusses using the word "gay" and the term "butt-mogged"

[09:04 - 09:57]One of the guests yells "stop being horny" at a random woman, causing awkwardness and apologies

[09:57 - 11:30]They discussed a potential NBA draft for podcasts and considered inviting Joe Rogan as a guest.

[11:01 - 12:08]They discussed potential strategies and outfits for the draft.

[12:09 - 14:01]Will Neff had an existential crisis after being continuously impersonated by Slime.

[12:20 - 14:07]Will expressed envy towards the close friendships in the group.

[14:08 - 15:12]Nick was interested in kissing people at the party.

[14:36 - 17:25]The group argued and had a "slam dunk contest" while Austin remained happy and carefree.

[15:13 - 16:12]Nick makes a bold statement about winning, but is called out for having "cement brick shoes"

[16:13 - 16:38]They joke about the idea of playing basketball with a bald cap on and pretending to be someone else

[16:38 - 19:00]They discuss the idea of stacking on each other's shoulders to make up for their height disadvantage

[16:47 - 18:53]They joke about the idea of playing basketball with a bald cap on and pretending to be someone else

[17:25 - 18:42]Aidan bragged about outgaming Austin in front of everyone.

[18:09 - 18:35]Will Neff had an existential crisis after being continuously impersonated by Slime.

[18:42 - 18:48]Nick was interested in kissing people at the party.

[19:00 - 20:08]Nick makes a bold statement about winning, but is called out for having "cement brick shoes"

[19:22 - 20:51]They discuss the idea of stacking on each other's shoulders to make up for their height disadvantage

[20:51 - 23:25]They debate the importance and purpose of dribbling in basketball

[22:28 - 23:43]They joke about "ultra hoops" and a "gay ladder" in their made-up version of basketball

[23:43 - 26:14]They joke about the idea of playing basketball with a bald cap on and pretending to be someone else

[24:56 - 26:31]The speaker discusses their age and how they are in their mid-20s.

[25:04 - 26:20]The group discusses their individual skills and strategy for the upcoming game

[25:19 - 26:03]The speaker talks about a potential martial arts class and the confusion around its name.

[25:27 - 25:57]The group talks about their weekly basketball regimen and plans to play against another team

[26:03 - 27:22]The speaker talks about playing chess online and their success against younger players.

[26:08 - 28:00]The speaker talks about a potential person they are dating and their age.

[26:20 - 27:22]The conversation turns to LeBron James and his rumored "mixture"

[26:51 - 27:53]The group discusses the skills and abilities of other NBA players, particularly Yann.

[28:00 - 28:49]They mention wanting to kill someone with a dog.

[28:33 - 29:40]The group talks about a possible segment for their show and its potential for international fans.

[29:14 - 30:42]The speaker talks about a potential martial arts class and the confusion around its name.

[29:22 - 32:22]They mention wanting to kill someone with a dog.

[30:51 - 33:00]They mention having a secret place where they smoke cigarettes together.

[32:42 - 33:18]The speaker talks about a potential person they are dating and their age.

[33:06 - 34:18]They discuss their resolutions for the new year and the importance of writing them down.

[34:18 - 35:58]The speaker talks about playing chess online and their success against younger players.

[35:21 - 36:11]The speaker expresses disappointment in not being able to reach their goal of 800 in chess.

[35:59 - 36:50]They mention having a secret place where they smoke cigarettes together.

[36:39 - 38:07]Connor mistakenly thought that another friend, Josh, was looking for him when he was actually looking for someone else

[37:34 - 39:35]They discuss a funny moment at the party involving their friend Connor

[38:56 - 39:28]They plan to do a cornhole tournament instead of playing basketball

[39:35 - 42:29]Two friends discussing a New Year's party

[42:30 - 44:06]They discuss a funny moment at the party involving their friend Connor

[42:48 - 44:20]They plan to do a cornhole tournament instead of playing basketball

[42:54 - 47:33]They discuss playing Fortnite and Warzone, with one friend preferring Warzone for its gunplay and the other preferring Fortnite for its innovative features

[44:20 - 45:30]They discuss a funny moment at the party involving their friend Connor

[46:00 - 48:12]One friend smoked a cigarette and the other thought it was cool

[46:13 - 47:13]They talk about the possibility of private lobbies in Fortnite and how it can make their job harder

[47:39 - 48:59]One friend mentions gaining muscle and the other friend pulls up a shirtless picture of Wilne Neff

[47:39 - 49:17]The speaker is questioning why someone can't put on muscle.

[47:46 - 48:53]The conversation shifts to the person approaching the 200 mark and how it's all muscle now compared to before.

[48:00 - 48:12]The speaker then talks about how they tried boxing someone for the first time and struggled with punching them.

[49:17 - 49:45]The speaker believes that they could beat that person, but another person suggests that they should find someone who will motivate them more.

[49:57 - 50:56]The speaker then talks about how they tried boxing someone for the first time and struggled with punching them.

[51:07 - 51:43]The person then brings up an incident where the speaker was too mean to a fan who approached them.

[51:44 - 52:07]The speaker believes that their actions have created a culture of fear, but the other person disagrees.

[52:07 - 52:15]The speaker talks about how they freaked out when they did eight reps of 225.

[52:16 - 53:04]The conversation shifts to a recent event where the speaker and the other person were both recognized by fans and had different experiences.

[53:05 - 53:37]They mention a recent encounter with a fan at a coffee shop and how they were too intimidated to approach them.

[53:19 - 54:37]The speaker believes that their actions have created a culture of fear, but the other person disagrees.

[54:05 - 55:10]The conversation shifts to a recent event where the speaker and the other person were both recognized by fans and had different experiences.

[54:23 - 55:04]The speaker believes that their actions have created a culture of fear, but the other person disagrees.

[54:38 - 55:16]The conversation shifts to a recent event where the speaker and the other person were both recognized by fans and had different experiences.

[55:19 - 57:51]The person then brings up an incident where the speaker was too mean to a fan who approached them.

[56:43 - 58:42]The speaker then talks about how they aim train every day and the other person disagrees, leading to a conversation about their ranks in Valorant.

[58:14 - 58:42]They talked about a recent change in the game where players can now reach Diamond without winning a game

[58:42 - 59:00]They make plans to play together and the speaker asks the other person to be a "journey man" with them.

[58:42 - 1.03:39]The conversation then shifts to a recent basketball game where one friend flaked and the speaker expresses frustration

[59:00 - 59:05]The conversation shifts to a recent event where the speaker and the other person were both recognized by fans and had different experiences.

[59:05 - 59:20]The other person agrees and mentions how they also spend time with the speaker outside of the podcast.

[1.02:11 - 1.03:05]The group then talks about their experience at a recent smash tournament and the speaker winning third place in a team competition

[1.03:22 - 1.04:58]The speaker then shares a separate story about getting a phone call while at the grocery store and accidentally eavesdropping on people inside.

[1.03:46 - 1.05:28]The conversation then shifts to a recent basketball game where one friend flaked and the speaker expresses frustration

[1.04:59 - 1.07:28]The speaker recalls waking up early to watch a game and sharing their intense joy with their friends

[1.05:10 - 1.06:34]They mention their friend Wade showing them a photo of his vasectomy during the event

[1.05:28 - 1.05:34]They discuss how the friend was notified last minute but didn't want to come and potentially make the game more fun

[1.07:10 - 1.08:13]The speaker recalls waking up early to watch a game and sharing their intense joy with their friends

[1.08:13 - 1.09:26]The speaker then shares a separate story about getting a phone call while at the grocery store and accidentally eavesdropping on people inside.

[1.08:45 - 1.09:32]The narrator is on a phone call and starts cutting their nails with nail clippers from their fanny pack.

[1.09:21 - 1.11:28]The narrator debates whether or not they are an asshole for clipping their toenails in public.

[1.09:33 - 1.09:59]Someone from the store exits and says "ew" audibly.

[1.09:59 - 1.13:31]The narrator debates whether or not they are an asshole for clipping their toenails in public.

[1.11:29 - 1.11:34]They always have nail clippers on them and continue their phone call while sitting on a bench in front of a store.

[1.11:35 - 1.12:55]The narrator brings up a scenario of someone covering a wound in public and compares it to clipping toenails.

[1.11:40 - 1.12:03]The narrator believes they could do better in solitary confinement and wishes they were chosen for the challenge instead.

[1.13:31 - 1.14:18]The narrator debates whether or not they are an asshole for clipping their toenails in public.

[1.13:47 - 1.15:14]The narrator brings up a scenario of someone covering a wound in public and compares it to clipping toenails.

[1.15:14 - 1.16:22]They mention the seven day solitary confinement video by Mr. Beast and discuss how he was not good at it.

[1.15:44 - 1.17:35]The narrator believes they could do better in solitary confinement and wishes they were chosen for the challenge instead.

[1.16:22 - 1.17:48]They joke about Mr. Beast's love for counting views and how he may have counted every individual view manually.

[1.17:05 - 1.17:28]The narrator believes they could do better in solitary confinement and wishes they were chosen for the challenge instead.

[1.17:05 - 1.17:48]The speaker's friend mentions being stuck in their room for 10 days due to COVID

[1.17:10 - 1.18:41]The friend says they could last a month in solitary confinement

[1.17:35 - 1.18:55]They mention the seven day solitary confinement video by Mr. Beast and discuss how he was not good at it.

[1.17:35 - 1.18:55]The speaker mentions a Youtuber who has a large following and started doing new year's resolutions

[1.17:48 - 1.19:00]They continue discussing the challenges of a year in solitary confinement and debate whether or not it is worth it.

[1.18:03 - 1.19:05]The friend says they could last a month in solitary confinement

[1.19:00 - 1.19:24]The narrator is on a phone call and starts cutting their nails with nail clippers from their fanny pack.

[1.19:06 - 1.19:24]The speaker's resolution is to do a body cut

[1.19:25 - 1.19:47]The narrator believes they could do better in solitary confinement and wishes they were chosen for the challenge instead.

[1.19:25 - 1.20:43]They discuss different aspects of solitary confinement, including the color of the room and the lack of stimulation

[1.19:48 - 1.20:00]The narrator brings up a scenario of someone covering a wound in public and compares it to clipping toenails.

[1.20:49 - 1.22:40]The conversation shifts to solitary confinement and how long someone could survive in that situation

[1.21:02 - 1.22:47]The conversation shifts to prison and different types of cells

[1.21:43 - 1.22:19]The video ends with a photo of the Youtuber as the employee of the month with a plaque that has been in their possession for a year.

[1.22:27 - 1.23:04]The friend says they could last a month in solitary confinement

[1.23:35 - 1.24:16]The conversation shifts to solitary confinement and how long someone could survive in that situation

[1.24:04 - 1.25:14]The speaker mentions a Youtuber who has a large following and started doing new year's resolutions

[1.25:42 - 1.25:59]The speaker mentions their own resolution to remember everyone's birthday

[1.26:07 - 1.26:35]Another person mentions their resolution to complete a personal project

[1.26:35 - 1.26:41]Another person mentions wanting to climb a certain level in rock climbing

[1.26:42 - 1.27:36]The speaker's resolution is to do a body cut

[1.27:37 - 1.28:40]The speaker jokingly mentions the Youtuber quitting smoking weed in 2024 and not talking about penises on the show anymore

[1.27:55 - 1.28:28]The video ends with a photo of the Youtuber as the employee of the month with a plaque that has been in their possession for a year.