[00:00 - 00:05]Joe Rogan talks about holding your fist away from your abdomen while podcasting.

[00:05 - 00:27]If we have kids, they will be podcasters.

[00:27 - 00:36]They discuss the possibility of mixing their sperm together and having a child with an Asian woman.

[03:51 - 04:15]They try Hennessy and discuss whether or not it is expensive.

[04:49 - 05:01]They introduce their guest, Jacob, and joke about him being on Epstein's flight logs.

[06:48 - 07:02]They talk about Bill Cosby and his show "Kids Say the Darndest Things."

[06:48 - 07:02]Jacob says some outlandish things after drinking Hennessy.

[07:47 - 07:52]They discuss their preferences for coffee and taking a shit that smells like coffee.

[00:00 - 07:52]The main takeaway from the conversation is that they enjoy drinking and joking around with each other.

[09:44 - 09:57]Someone mentions that their pee smells like coffee after drinking it on an empty stomach.

[09:58 - 10:19]They joke about offering their friends money to drink their pee on a road trip.

[10:34 - 10:40]They tell a story about offering their friends money to drink their pee while on a road trip.

[11:27 - 11:36]The friends agree to drink the pee and the storyteller gives them money.

[12:31 - 12:37]The storyteller offers their friends money to drink their pee on a road trip.

[12:37 - 12:51]The storyteller shares a story about shitting in the shower due to being sick and unable to make it to the toilet.

[12:52 - 13:04]The storyteller also takes a sip of their own pee.

[13:14 - 13:24]They discuss the experience and the potential comedic value in sharing the story.

[13:29 - 13:41]They discuss the taste of pee and how it can be affected by what you have consumed.

[13:29 - 13:41]One of the friends admits to tasting pee in the shower before.

[13:47 - 14:09]They mention a hypothetical influencer who abuses their friends and offers them money to drink their pee.

[14:10 - 14:19]One of the friends joins the podcast and they discuss his second dose of the vaccine.

[14:42 - 14:59]They mention his mustache and how it has changed since they last saw him.

[14:59 - 15:10]One of the friends shares a fun fact about how Rogaine was discovered.

[07:52 - 15:10]The group discusses the taste of pee and their experiences with it, including offering friends money to drink it and one friend's story about shitting in the shower. They also talk about a friend's mustache and share a fun fact about Rogaine's discovery.

[15:10 - 15:20]Rogen opens up blood vessels and can facilitate hair growth

[15:26 - 15:34]It was originally given as a pill for blood-related issues, but was found to cause rapid hair growth

[15:35 - 15:43]The speaker tried using Rogen on their face to grow a mustache, and it worked quickly

[15:58 - 16:17]They mention trying to shape and comb their facial hair, but it often ends up being shaved

[17:28 - 17:35]They mention a doctor from Ghana on 90 Day Fiance who had a perfectly carved beard

[17:41 - 17:50]The speaker mentions getting their hemorrhoid surgery from the same doctor that was on 90 Day Fiance

[17:57 - 18:03]They mention getting Lasek from the same doctor who did James Charles' eyes

[18:20 - 18:31]The speaker talks about seeing photos of celebrities in restaurants, and mentions being in a restaurant with Tom Hanks, Obama, and other politicians

[19:17 - 19:22]The speaker mentions Chris Tucker being on Epstein's plane with Michael Jackson

[19:31 - 19:37]They talk about wanting to be Spider-Man and trying to buy the rights to the character

[19:59 - 20:09]The speaker and Ryan love the first three Spider-Man movies and appreciate the campiness of the third one

[20:25 - 20:47]They mention how private citizens used to be more private, but now with the internet, everything is public

[21:17 - 22:00]The speaker talks about using Express VPN to protect their data and IP address

[22:13 - 22:33]They mention the convenience of Honey for finding and applying coupon codes while shopping online

[15:10 - 22:46]The speaker discusses various topics such as hair growth, using Rogan on their face, celebrity encounters, using Express VPN for internet privacy, and using Honey for finding coupon codes while shopping online.

[22:46 - 23:01]Recently bought a new mattress and saved $300 using Honey

[23:02 - 23:21]Honey has over 17 million members and has saved over 2 billion dollars

[23:02 - 23:21]Honey is free and easy to install

[23:02 - 23:21]Honey supports the podcast

[23:22 - 23:32]First saw Spider-Man in 2001 on VHS

[25:10 - 25:16]Wants to do a Sugar Ray cover album and look like Mark McGrath

[25:45 - 25:53]Thought about doing an Usher cover album, but not involving blackface

[26:45 - 26:53]Parents did not do blackface, but wishes they did

[27:37 - 27:43]Compliments from Ryan and Jake about his looks and lips

[28:30 - 28:36]Kissed Jake for a video and has the softest lips

[29:01 - 29:14]Would put Jake's lips on his girlfriend if possible

[29:48 - 30:02]Charlin Ash had her face ripped off and reconstructed, willing to donate his lips to her

[22:46 - 30:29]Recently used Honey to save $300 on a new mattress. Honey has over 17 million members and saved over 2 billion dollars. Plans to do a Sugar Ray cover album and possibly an Usher cover album. Got compliments on his looks and kissed Jake with the softest lips. Willing to donate his lips to Charlin Ash.

[30:29 - 30:35]The speaker discusses the dimples on their body and compares themselves to being on Epstein's plane.

[30:35 - 30:41]They mention Epstein giving compliments and being a great guy, wondering where he has been.

[30:49 - 30:58]There is talk about slander in the news and jealousy over Epstein's island.

[30:58 - 31:04]The speaker and another person discuss the possibility of buying the island and its location.

[32:17 - 32:22]There is a debate over whether it was murder or suicide.

[32:23 - 32:28]One person mentions seeing autopsy pictures and the other questions them about lying.

[33:09 - 33:19]They transition to talking about the conspiracy theories surrounding Epstein's death.

[34:20 - 34:34]The conversation shifts to discussing ethical ways of viewing pornography.

[34:20 - 34:34]Ethical methods mentioned include finding old playboys, using only fans, and watching one's own personal sex life.

[36:20 - 36:26]Someone shares a personal experience of jerking off while receiving a text from their mom.

[37:33 - 37:40]The discussion ends with a joke about using a flashlight as a camera.

[30:29 - 37:47]The main points of the conversation include discussing Epstein, conspiracy theories, and ethical pornography viewing methods.

[38:02 - 38:08]Discussion about ethical porn and specifically OnlyFans

[38:32 - 38:40]Debate over whether subscribing to a friend's girlfriend's OnlyFans is supporting or exploiting her

[39:54 - 40:01]Mention of a man who modified himself with electronics

[40:02 - 40:55]Ad reads for Mint Mobile and Better Help

[44:14 - 44:20]Personal anecdotes about never breaking a bone and being hit by a car while crossing the street

[37:47 - 44:37]Overall, a discussion about ethical porn, potential future technology, and personal experiences.