[00:00 - 02:35]They joke about whether Schlatt is now a tennis challenger and if he will start making out with a tennis player.

[00:57 - 03:32]They discuss how a person's name reflects their social status and speculate about how Tucker, who is not part of the podcast, will gain power through his growing collection of bird art.

[03:32 - 05:39]They discuss the physical strength and potential danger of both options.

[05:03 - 06:24]They briefly mention a prehistoric goose fossil and joke about its size.

[06:25 - 08:45]They transition to a new topic and talk about taking a philosophy course in high school.

[06:47 - 08:53]They discuss a famous quote from Napoleon Bonaparte about not washing.

[08:53 - 12:44]The first philosophical question is posed: would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

[09:34 - 10:46]They discuss a famous quote from Napoleon Bonaparte about not washing.

[11:13 - 13:12]They briefly mention a prehistoric goose fossil and joke about its size.

[12:57 - 14:15]The conversation turns back to the philosophical question and they consider the mass and volume of the animals.

[13:56 - 16:03]The first philosophical question is posed: would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

[15:07 - 16:20]They discuss the potential for a big duck's beak to be deadly and joke about the idea of a big duck biting someone's penis.

[16:20 - 16:26]They transition to a new topic and talk about taking a philosophy course in high school.

[16:27 - 17:14]Schlatt reveals that he had thought the podcast episode was going to be entirely about Would You Rather questions.

[17:14 - 19:46]The Chinese Room thought experiment is about a computer that appears to understand Chinese, but it's unclear if it actually does.

[19:05 - 21:51]Some people believe that the brain is just a big machine that recognizes patterns, while others think it's more complex.

[19:46 - 24:50]The Chinese Room thought experiment is about a computer that appears to understand Chinese, but it's unclear if it actually does.

[23:54 - 27:07]Some people believe that the brain is just a big machine that recognizes patterns, while others think it's more complex.

[24:24 - 24:44]The thought experiment suggests that a benevolent artificial superintelligence could punish those who did not help bring it into existence.

[26:19 - 31:02]Around half of people in China are not religious, and a third are convinced atheists.

[31:02 - 33:19]The Roko's Basilisk thought experiment was banned on a forum for five years due to its dangerous nature.

[31:30 - 33:04]The Chinese Room thought experiment is about a computer that appears to understand Chinese, but it's unclear if it actually does.

[33:20 - 37:16]They discuss the possibility of being unable to distinguish between the simulation and reality.

[35:36 - 36:37]The group jokes about the consequences of trying to roleplay with the AI.

[36:22 - 42:08]They discuss the possibility of being unable to distinguish between the simulation and reality.

[42:16 - 45:29]The AI, chat GPT, is involved in the conversation and offers to discuss different topics or practice speaking Japanese.

[45:29 - 47:51]They also discuss the idea of an "experience machine" that can provide any desirable experience.

[45:35 - 47:45]The group jokes about the consequences of trying to roleplay with the AI.

[47:52 - 51:07]It is revealed that the man is the only survivor and is being kept alive by an alien spider in a simulation.

[48:02 - 49:07]The system malfunctions and the man ends up at a station beyond the Achiula Rift, where he meets a woman from his past.

[50:29 - 51:29]It is revealed that the man is the only survivor and is being kept alive by an alien spider in a simulation.

[51:29 - 55:36]The speaker expresses a love for driving and the therapeutic experience it provides.

[54:08 - 54:30]The discussion shifts to the possibility of self-driving cars and the impact on human existence.

[54:30 - 55:06]The system malfunctions and the man ends up at a station beyond the Achiula Rift, where he meets a woman from his past.

[55:36 - 58:59]They mention a frustrating experience driving through New Jersey and dealing with tolls and change.

[58:34 - 1.00:09]The speaker shares their personal belief that the ship is still the same, as it has the same crew and soul.

[58:34 - 1.00:14]The speaker makes a joke about New Yorkers being depressed and the light at the end of the tunnel being New Jersey, which they describe as a terrible place with terrible people.

[59:39 - 59:51]They continue to compare this concept to their own Toyota Tacoma truck, which has had many parts replaced but is still the same to them.

[1.00:09 - 1.00:14]The speaker shares their personal belief that the ship is still the same, as it has the same crew and soul.

[1.00:15 - 1.01:52]They pose the question of whether or not the ship is still the same ship once all the parts have been replaced.

[1.01:52 - 1.02:08]The speaker shares their personal belief that the ship is still the same, as it has the same crew and soul.

[1.02:09 - 1.02:29]They pose the question of whether or not the ship is still the same ship once all the parts have been replaced.

[1.02:30 - 1.03:07]They continue to compare this concept to their own Toyota Tacoma truck, which has had many parts replaced but is still the same to them.

[1.03:07 - 1.03:27]The speaker shares their personal belief that the ship is still the same, as it has the same crew and soul.

[1.03:27 - 1.04:13]The speaker discusses their plans to keep their truck running for their entire life and mentions possible issues with rust on the frame.

[1.04:13 - 1.04:22]They mention crawling around under the car during their last visit to LA.

[1.04:22 - 1.04:55]The car has been rusty for the past 8 years and has lasted for 9 years.

[1.04:55 - 1.05:05]The speaker suggests replacing the car with a newer, untouched model.

[1.05:05 - 1.05:22]The cost of getting a new car is estimated to be around $20,000.

[1.05:22 - 1.05:31]The speaker expresses a sentimental attachment to their car and plans on keeping it.

[1.05:31 - 1.05:56]The speaker plans on getting their car serviced at a Toyota dealership.

[1.05:56 - 1.06:35]The speaker has also had issues with their car's air conditioning.

[1.06:35 - 1.06:48]The speaker has taken several road trips with someone named Tucker in their car, which has 260,000 miles on it.

[1.06:48 - 1.07:08]They mention wanting to see if they can get the car to 1 million miles.

[1.07:08 - 1.07:50]They discuss the idea of getting a new car, but also express a desire to keep their current car going.

[1.07:36 - 1.07:42]The speaker expresses a sentimental attachment to their car and plans on keeping it.

[1.07:50 - 1.08:34]The other person suggests getting a Rivian, an electric car that can go from 0 to 60 in 3 seconds.

[1.08:34 - 1.08:41]The speaker suggests replacing the car with a newer, untouched model.

[1.08:41 - 1.08:53]The other person suggests getting a Miata and modifying it to fit the speaker's size.

[1.08:53 - 1.09:01]The speaker suggests replacing the car with a newer, untouched model.

[1.09:01 - 1.09:22]The other person suggests getting a Rivian, an electric car that can go from 0 to 60 in 3 seconds.

[1.09:22 - 1.10:20]The other person suggests getting a Miata and modifying it to fit the speaker's size.

[1.09:50 - 1.09:55]The speaker recalls a childhood memory of helping their father shift gears in a manual car.

[1.10:20 - 1.10:26]The other person suggests getting a Miata and modifying it to fit the speaker's size.

[1.10:26 - 1.10:33]The speaker recalls a childhood memory of helping their father shift gears in a manual car.

[1.10:33 - 1.11:14]The speaker has taken several road trips with someone named Tucker in their car, which has 260,000 miles on it.

[1.10:54 - 1.10:59]The speaker suggests replacing the car with a newer, untouched model.

[1.11:14 - 1.11:33]The speaker recalls a childhood memory of helping their father shift gears in a manual car.

[1.11:34 - 1.11:46]The speaker has taken several road trips with someone named Tucker in their car, which has 260,000 miles on it.

[1.11:46 - 1.11:53]They mention crawling around under the car during their last visit to LA.

[1.11:53 - 1.11:59]They express a desire to learn how to drive a manual car and take it seriously.

[1.11:59 - 1.12:06]The speaker suggests replacing the car with a newer, untouched model.

[1.12:06 - 1.12:12]The speaker recalls a childhood memory of helping their father shift gears in a manual car.

[1.12:12 - 1.12:17]The other person gives a brief explanation of how to drive a manual car.

[1.12:18 - 1.12:31]The speaker recalls a childhood memory of helping their father shift gears in a manual car.

[1.12:41 - 1.13:07]The speaker expresses a sentimental attachment to their car and plans on keeping it.

[1.12:48 - 1.12:54]They mention wanting to see if they can get the car to 1 million miles.

[1.12:54 - 1.13:00]They express a desire to learn how to drive a manual car and take it seriously.

[1.13:07 - 1.13:34]The other person gives a brief explanation of how to drive a manual car.

[1.13:34 - 1.13:42]They discuss the process of finding the "sweet spot" in different cars.

[1.13:42 - 1.14:21]The other person describes the experience of driving a Miata with the top down.

[1.14:21 - 1.14:27]They mention that the Miata does not have an airbag.

[1.14:27 - 1.14:31]The speaker has bone cancer and is worried about their car's condition.