[00:06 - 00:13]Ryan and Matt discuss the high episode number of their podcast (124,000)

[00:28 - 00:38]They jokingly talk about being immortal and having to make videos and podcasts until the end of time

[00:51 - 00:59]They discuss the concept of an afterlife and making content for an audience in heaven

[02:33 - 02:44]The conversation turns to the possibility of going to hell and making jokes while shoveling coal for Satan

[04:11 - 04:16]Ryan spills hot coffee on himself and has to go wash his shirt in the sink

[05:56 - 06:02]The idea of embarrassing spills in public places is discussed

[00:06 - 06:33]Ryan and Matt discuss the high episode number of their podcast and joke about being immortal and making content for an audience in the afterlife. They also discuss the possibility of going to hell and making jokes while shoveling coal for Satan. Ryan spills coffee on himself and they talk about the embarrassment of spills in public places.

[06:33 - 06:40]Person at table continues to eat, spills wine on other person

[06:53 - 06:59]Take someone swimming on a date to see them without makeup

[07:07 - 07:15]Narrator spills water on date at restaurant to see them without makeup

[07:41 - 07:55]Narrator and friend talk about physical altercations and worst fight

[10:17 - 10:25]Narrator tells story about explosive shit snap between friends

[10:17 - 10:25]Friend updates narrator on situation, sends snap

[11:52 - 12:00]Narrator and friend walk around mall, friend has to go to bathroom

[12:34 - 12:40]Friend runs back to apartment, can't make it to bathroom, goes in lobby bathroom

[06:33 - 12:47]Narrator and friend discuss first date tips, including taking someone swimming and spilling water on them at a restaurant. They also talk about their past physical altercations and the worst fight they've had. They then share a story about a funny snap they sent each other involving explosive diarrhea. While walking around a mall, the friend suddenly needs to go to the bathroom and ends up going in the lobby bathroom. The narrator follows and receives updates and a funny snap from the friend.

[12:47 - 12:53] The speaker and Ryan were in the bathroom for 20 minutes.

[16:05 - 16:12]He had to clean up the mess and used a lot of toilet paper.

[16:23 - 16:29]The speaker had a moment of shock and horror when he realized he had missed the toilet bowl.

[16:52 - 17:01]Ryan laughed at the situation and the speaker felt embarrassed.

[19:15 - 19:22]Postmates is a personal food and grocery delivery service.

[19:23 - 19:32]The speaker was rushing to the bathroom and Ryan ordered Postmates to deliver tissues and lotion to him.

[19:23 - 19:32]The speaker and Ryan have a funny and memorable moment involving Postmates and a bathroom mishap.

[12:47 - 19:44]The speaker and Ryan were in the bathroom for 20 minutes and the speaker had a moment of shock and horror when he realized he had missed the toilet bowl. He had to clean up the mess and used a lot of toilet paper. Ryan laughed at the situation and the speaker felt embarrassed. The speaker was rushing to the bathroom and Ryan ordered Postmates to deliver tissues and lotion to him, highlighting the convenience of the delivery service. The speaker and Ryan have a funny and memorable moment involving Postmates and a bathroom mishap.

[19:50 - 19:56]No more trips to the store, students will deliver anything to you at any time

[20:02 - 20:15]Download the app for free on iOS or Android to browse local restaurants and businesses

[20:15 - 20:23]Postmates will bring you what you want within the hour

[20:24 - 20:31]Postmates can deliver anything you're craving, with over 25,000 partner merchants

[20:39 - 20:52]Postmates is giving $100 in free delivery credit for the first 7 days with code Supermega

[22:13 - 22:20]Topless maids is a real business in LA

[23:34 - 23:41]Reviews for topless maids are mixed

[25:20 - 25:28]The hosts joke about offering a cleaning service with their dicks out

[26:06 - 26:13]Cleaning can be tiring but it's a nice feeling

[26:24 - 26:35]Harrison and Jackson live with the hosts and help with cooking and cleaning

[26:50 - 26:58]The hosts joke about needing their friends to cook and clean for them

[19:44 - 27:17]Postmates is an app that allows students to deliver anything you want from local restaurants and businesses at any time. Use code Supermega for $100 in free delivery credit for the first 7 days. The hosts also discuss a topless maid service and living with roommates who help with cooking and cleaning.

[27:17 - 27:24] The speaker loves Bunch of Crunch and suggests putting it in popcorn.

[27:32 - 27:40]They mention seeing a movie called "The Favorite" and praising the actresses in it.

[28:21 - 28:28]They discuss the cinematography and camera work in the movie, specifically the use of fisheye and wide-angle lenses.

[30:33 - 30:41]The conversation segues into a YouTube video they made at a skate park where one of them falls and gets covered in bubble mix.

[32:09 - 32:15]They brainstorm ideas for a podcast thumbnail and mention the "Yanny vs Laurel" meme.

[33:01 - 33:07]The speaker explains the science behind the meme and their personal experience with it.

[27:17 - 33:35]A comprehensive summary of the conversation is that they discussed their love for Bunch of Crunch, praised the movie "The Favorite" and its cinematography, and brainstormed ideas for a podcast thumbnail. They also briefly mentioned a YouTube video they made and discussed the "Yanny vs Laurel" meme.

[33:36 - 33:43]Discussion about making Yanny or Laurel t-shirts and incorporating Zelda on them

[33:58 - 34:04]Excitement about working with Ryan to design cool merchandise for Hot Topic

[34:04 - 34:10]Tease about upcoming merch such as beanies and tote bags

[35:39 - 35:45]Apology for lost packages by the United States Postal Service and efforts to resolve any issues with orders

[37:15 - 37:27]Discussion about watching Fig Newtons and the TV show "The Assassination of Gianni Versace"

[38:18 - 38:23]Ryan being knowledgeable about fashion and wearing Versace pants

[39:08 - 39:14]Discussion about Ryan's fashion innovation of cutting the sleeves off a black hoodie

[40:39 - 40:47]Mention of using the SuperMega code to purchase MeUndies and enjoying the comfort of the underwear

[40:39 - 40:47]Description of MeUndies material and comparison to being hugged by a cloud or swimming in cotton candy

[33:36 - 41:02]The group discusses potential merchandise, issues with lost packages, and Ryan's fashion innovation before promoting MeUndies with the SuperMega code.

[41:03 - 41:09] Ryan used their own code to get 15% off at an online store

[41:21 - 41:26]They bought underwear and tried them on together

[41:44 - 41:51]They love their me undies and have replaced their entire underwear drawer with them

[42:01 - 42:09]Me undies is offering a discount for first time purchasers

[43:39 - 43:44]They joke about having multiple body parts and being organ donors

[45:00 - 45:07]They discuss the presence of priests in hospitals and the popularity of horoscopes

[47:00 - 47:07]They mention watching the O.J. Simpson car chase and being in the hospital when it happened

[47:07 - 47:16]Ryan's mom was in the hospital when she gave birth to Ryan

[47:07 - 47:16]Ryan and his mom share the same birthday

[47:29 - 47:34]They mention their zodiac signs (Gemini and Aquarius)

[41:03 - 47:34]Ryan and the speaker discuss using a discount code to buy underwear, their love for me undies, jokes about having multiple body parts, the presence of priests in hospitals, and their zodiac signs. They also mention watching the O.J. Simpson car chase and being in the hospital when it happened.

[47:34 - 47:40] The speaker asks if the other person has water-based powers, referencing the "water God" and the Gemini sign.

[47:41 - 47:47]They discuss Gemini and Too Faced, describing it as the "boss and bottom" and "untrustworthy piece of shit."

[47:47 - 47:53]The speaker's mom is an Aquarius and they joke about getting their full star chart.

[48:33 - 48:41]They look up the compatibility between Gemini and Aquarius and read horoscopes for each sign.

[50:33 - 50:38]The horoscopes predict deep emotions, promising relationships, and success in career.

[52:31 - 52:36]The speaker dislikes cringy TikTok ads and talks about a popular video on the platform.

[54:06 - 54:12]The speaker and their friend perform a rap about being "blonde boys" and "sun-kissed."

[47:34 - 54:17]The speaker expresses their love for the conversation and the video.