[00:00 - 01:50]They joke about making a clickbait title for the incident

[00:05 - 01:20]They discuss the confusion of recording their premium episode before their regular episode due to one of the hosts running into a glass door

[00:23 - 00:41]They introduce themselves as the hosts of "The Yard" podcast

[00:28 - 02:05]Patreon episode with Ludwig

[00:50 - 01:58]Ludwig's exhaustion and confusion

[01:27 - 02:27]They joke about making a clickbait title for the incident

[02:05 - 04:17]Addicted to playing games

[02:14 - 03:35]Streamer's understanding of being a streamer

[02:28 - 04:24]They discuss the confusion of recording their premium episode before their regular episode due to one of the hosts running into a glass door

[03:17 - 04:40]Addicted to playing games

[03:55 - 04:40]The speaker discusses using a standing desk and then sitting down and sells for a long time

[04:40 - 05:39]Streamer's understanding of being a streamer

[04:40 - 05:46]They discuss the idea of one of the hosts' spirit animal being Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z

[04:53 - 05:57]Addicted to playing games

[05:46 - 06:59]They discuss reaching 10,000 subscribers on their podcast and planning a special episode

[05:58 - 07:45]Request to limit gifted subs

[06:09 - 08:20]400 patrons for a question

[06:37 - 09:44]They discuss the idea of selling Girl Scout cookies and a potential competition to see who can sell the most

[06:59 - 08:20]They discuss the possibility of one of the hosts losing their hair and make jokes about it

[07:10 - 07:16]They discuss the idea of selling Girl Scout cookies and a potential competition to see who can sell the most

[07:22 - 09:24]Banger content idea to hit six digits on YouTube.

[07:45 - 09:44]Addicted to playing games

[08:33 - 09:31]They joke about other potential competitions, such as a battle between one million Girl Scouts and a billion lions

[09:31 - 10:25]Most streamers are depressed and stressed

[09:31 - 12:49]They discuss the possibility of one of the hosts losing their hair and make jokes about it

[10:25 - 10:40]Ludwig's exhaustion and confusion

[10:40 - 14:31]Streamer's understanding of being a streamer

[11:47 - 13:42]They joke about other potential competitions, such as a battle between one million Girl Scouts and a billion lions

[12:05 - 12:12]The speaker discusses using a standing desk and then sitting down and sells for a long time

[12:05 - 13:22]Addicted to playing games

[12:25 - 13:04]Streamer's understanding of being a streamer

[12:56 - 14:05]They joke about other potential competitions, such as a battle between one million Girl Scouts and a billion lions

[13:04 - 13:42]Diversifying happiness

[13:30 - 15:03]Streamer's understanding of being a streamer

[14:45 - 17:05]S-Fat has a driver's license.

[14:51 - 15:03]Streamers are depressed and the idea of a therapist session with Dr. K is proposed

[15:03 - 15:20]Banger content idea to hit six digits on YouTube.

[17:05 - 18:26]S-Fat has a driver's license.

[18:26 - 22:09]Streamers are depressed and the idea of a therapist session with Dr. K is proposed

[21:37 - 22:01]S-Fat has a driver's license.

[22:09 - 25:15]Calvin Harris sent a dick pic to Sam's girlfriend's friend and she showed it to her friends, leading to Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift's break up

[24:37 - 26:28]Clash of Clans pussy is a thing and someone messaged about it

[26:12 - 28:17]S-Fat has a driver's license.

[26:29 - 27:33]Aiden is the one who pays for Mango's video games.

[27:00 - 28:12]Mango and Ludwig got into a physical fight and were kicked out of a bar.

[27:11 - 29:46]Mango bought a Kia Soul but doesn't know how to drive.

[28:35 - 29:35]The American Dream is discussed and Mango claims to be the embodiment of it.

[29:13 - 31:19]Gio is a political and active Democrat.

[31:20 - 33:54]The American Dream is discussed and Mango claims to be the embodiment of it.

[31:58 - 33:33]Mango and Ludwig got into a physical fight and were kicked out of a bar.

[33:54 - 34:26]The American Dream is discussed and Mango claims to be the embodiment of it.

[34:26 - 36:08]Streamers are bad communicators and Nick is called out for tweeting while dictating.

[36:08 - 37:05]Nick's dad is a cop who busted them for weed but let them keep it.

[37:05 - 38:11]The American Dream is discussed and Mango claims to be the embodiment of it.

[37:11 - 39:12]A hypothetical scenario of a squid game in space is joked about

[37:39 - 38:00]The idea of a Squid Game-inspired event with 400 people is suggested

[38:01 - 38:44]Mr. Beast's practical set for his Squid Game video is discussed

[38:11 - 38:21]Aiden is the one who pays for Mango's video games.

[39:12 - 40:36]A hypothetical scenario of a squid game in space is joked about

[40:36 - 42:46]Mr. Beast's practical set for his Squid Game video is discussed

[40:42 - 42:40]A hypothetical scenario of a squid game in space is joked about

[42:46 - 47:09]A discussion about potential ideas for a content piece

[46:15 - 47:02]The hosts express their hope for a downfall of the NFT trend to allow for more traditional ways of making money.

[47:09 - 50:09]KSI and his NFTs are mentioned as an example

[48:47 - 50:14]A hypothetical scenario of a squid game in space is joked about

[50:21 - 51:18]Mr. Beast's practical set for his Squid Game video is discussed

[50:21 - 51:18]The conversation shifts to Trainwrecks, a popular streamer who is known for gambling and having a nice apartment

[51:18 - 51:31]KSI and his NFTs are mentioned as an example

[51:18 - 53:25]The group also talks about custom making shirts for each other as a joke, with Ludwig suggesting they do it for a future episode

[52:05 - 53:56]Ludwig shares a story about being interrupted while peeing in the bathroom due to construction outside

[53:25 - 55:10]They also talk about a recent incident where a fan held up a sign of Aiden's face at a Counter Strike major event

[55:11 - 55:38]Ludwig shares a story about being interrupted while peeing in the bathroom due to construction outside

[55:21 - 55:49]They discuss whether or not Trainwrecks is truly happy and the mental toll that streaming can have

[55:49 - 56:39]Vin mentions an agreement in the Fast franchise where every main character gets beat up the same amount

[56:40 - 1.00:30]Ludwig shares a story about being interrupted while peeing in the bathroom due to construction outside

[1.00:31 - 1.04:09]The conversation ends with a discussion about whether or not Tom Brady kisses his children on the mouth and if it's related to CTE.

[1.02:13 - 1.02:41]Vin Diesel posts a heartfelt message to The Rock on Instagram asking him to come back for Fast 10

[1.02:41 - 1.04:52]Vin mentions an agreement in the Fast franchise where every main character gets beat up the same amount

[1.03:29 - 1.05:59]Ludwig remembers playing snake at a land party and laughing at Chuck Norris jokes

[1.05:59 - 1.07:12]He also shares a story of running for a sixth grade class election and using Chuck Norris as a campaign endorsement

[1.07:12 - 1.08:33]There is a conversation about soaking and how it may not be as big of a thing as it is made out to be.

[1.07:51 - 1.08:46]There is mention of a TikTok video about an alarm clock that can wake a heavy sleeper.

[1.08:46 - 1.09:33]The speaker brings up the idea of machines replacing humans, and jokes about creating a "Ludwig Sibian" product.

[1.09:52 - 1.12:11]There is a discussion about creating an amaranth flashlight product.

[1.10:32 - 1.19:24]The speaker brings up the idea of machines replacing humans, and jokes about creating a "Ludwig Sibian" product.

[1.19:24 - 1.21:12]The group talks about making a line of NFTs featuring unique farts, with the proceeds going to charity.

[1.19:51 - 1.22:13]There is mention of Wu-Tang Clan style printing of farts on vinyl and having Martin Shkreli buy it.

[1.19:59 - 1.21:55]The group talks about making a line of NFTs featuring unique farts, with the proceeds going to charity.

[1.22:14 - 1.24:08]The group talks about the impact of Soulja Boy's "Crank That" and Ray J's involvement in the headphone industry.

[1.23:20 - 1.24:20]The speaker discusses dabbling in sex tapes and mentions Kim Kardashian and other celebrities

[1.23:31 - 1.24:01]There is a joke about Raytheon, a defense contractor, also being named Ray.

[1.23:47 - 1.24:08]They also talk about music and starting more wars

[1.24:20 - 1.24:43]They discuss Pete Davidson and his relationship with Kim Kardashian

[1.24:46 - 1.26:09]The speaker's friend Jake calls and says that everyone is jealous of Aden for being good at sex

[1.25:06 - 1.25:35]Cheney is mentioned and the speaker receives a text from him

[1.26:09 - 1.26:59]The speaker's friend Jake calls and says that everyone is jealous of Aden for being good at sex

[1.26:59 - 1.27:30]They talk about needle camping and beating off in the closet

[1.27:30 - 1.29:05]The speaker comments on their own sexual abilities and talks about needing to develop a relationship with someone before having sex

[1.29:11 - 1.30:12]They talk about needle camping and beating off in the closet

[1.30:12 - 1.31:02]The speaker's nickname in school was "Luddy" and they mention getting boners on the bus

[1.30:43 - 1.31:59]The speaker talks about how their self-esteem would have been shattered if they knew about "ix" in middle school

[1.31:44 - 1.33:14]The speaker's nickname in school was "Luddy" and they mention getting boners on the bus

[1.31:59 - 1.33:01]They share a story about being bullied and trying to defend their friend

[1.33:14 - 1.34:00]The speaker talks about how their self-esteem would have been shattered if they knew about "ix" in middle school

[1.33:22 - 1.35:17]Hosts discuss "ix" and "ik", shorthand for unattractive traits

[1.34:00 - 1.37:00]One host shares story about girl who peed in bed while they were hanging out

[1.36:13 - 1.38:01]They also discuss how they would want the girl to react in that situation

[1.37:32 - 1.39:05]One host shares story about girl who peed in bed while they were hanging out

[1.39:05 - 1.40:04]Hosts say goodbye and plug the premium episode.

[1.40:05 - 1.40:29]They also discuss how they would want the girl to react in that situation

[1.40:52 - 1.41:53]They tease a premium episode with a Q&A from ludwig, who is not present due to a "cringe convention"