[00:00 - 00:10] Ryan McGee talks about shopping on Etsy and offers a discount code for new users.

[01:12 - 01:20]He jokes about not using his microphone and then starts using it again.

[01:59 - 02:14]He talks about visiting his high school and potentially giving a talk to art students.

[02:22 - 02:29]Ryan and Matt joke about Justin's ability to take tests and their book, "Super Mega Saves the Troops."

[03:57 - 04:02]Matt asks Ryan to give his opinions on the recent train derailment and environmental disaster in Ohio.

[05:17 - 05:22]Ryan talks about government regulations and how they interfere with the train industry.

[06:27 - 06:43]Ryan makes sarcastic and insensitive comments about the disaster.

[06:58 - 07:04]He switches to a more comfortable outfit and continues the conversation.

[00:00 - 07:39]Ryan and Matt discuss shopping on Etsy, visiting high school, Justin's test-taking abilities, and the recent train derailment in Ohio and government regulations.

[07:58 - 08:06]Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses the possibility of derailing trains and getting struck by an asteroid while laying in bed.

[09:50 - 10:00]He shares a story about a woman who survived getting struck by a meteorite while napping on her couch.

[10:16 - 10:22]Neil and his co-host discuss the technicalities of meteors, asteroids, and meteorites.

[13:11 - 13:18]They joke about getting Neil deGrasse Tyson as a guest on their podcast and asking him silly questions.

[14:36 - 14:42]Neil's condescending attitude and controversial tweets are brought up.

[14:36 - 14:42]The hosts discuss some of the examples from the article where Neil's jokes may have missed the mark.

[15:02 - 15:24]The article mentions that Neil's ego is too big for the world to contain.

[07:39 - 15:32]Neil deGrasse Tyson's discussion on trains, asteroids, and meteors, as well as his condescending attitude and controversial tweets, are brought up in the podcast. The hosts also joke about having Neil as a guest and discuss some examples of his jokes not landing.

[15:33 - 15:39] Um, well, maybe that's all it's been. Well, I don't, is that he's just in, he's just awkward socially. Sure.

[15:39 - 15:49]He has a booming voice and he comes off as charismatic because he's excited about what he's talking about.

[15:49 - 15:55]Tweets about leap day and how the calendar is catching up with Earth's orbit.

[16:10 - 16:21]Discussing if football is a waste of brain energy and if they do good for the economy.

[16:32 - 16:44]Wondering if they give to charity and suggesting they could give to the speaker instead.

[18:26 - 18:33]Questioning the meaning of need and discussing pardons and commuted sentences.

[19:12 - 19:19]Talking about Joe and the awkward luncheon he invited them to.

[22:06 - 22:14]The speaker is 27 and the other person is 28.

[22:23 - 22:28]Discussing the name of the podcast and considering changing it to Funny Brothers Podcast.

[22:47 - 22:53]Funny Brothers Podcast sign in white, pink, blue, and white.

[15:33 - 22:53]The speakers discuss various topics including leap day, football, charity, need, pardons and commuted sentences, Joe, and the name of their podcast. They also mention their ages and potential name change.

[23:12 - 23:19] They discuss potential name ideas for their podcast, including "Bargain Bin", "Besieging a Nation", "The Great Awakening", and "White Boys Podcast".

[24:11 - 24:17]They talk about Ryan's outfit and make a thumbnail for their video.

[27:06 - 27:19]They watch a clip from an old episode of their podcast and comment on how their voices have changed.

[28:24 - 28:31]They discuss the influence of YouTube fame on their exposure to women and sexual experiences.

[30:01 - 30:06]They do ASMR with poppers on the podcast.

[30:06 - 30:12]Matt does ASMR speaking softly and Ryan does ASMR with no speaking.

[30:06 - 30:12]They do ASMR speaking softly and Matt does a demo.

[30:18 - 30:24]They discuss the different categories of ASMR and decide on speaking softly.

[22:53 - 30:38]They summarize the events of the podcast and wrap up the episode.

[30:39 - 30:47]Shake up the audio and get right into it

[30:55 - 31:00]Reminder to subscribe

[31:15 - 31:21]Feeling lightheaded and like they are dying

[31:55 - 32:07]Person chugs a bowl and takes a "popper" (?)

[34:18 - 34:24]Discussion about Italian food and Jon Hamm's favorite restaurant

[34:36 - 34:41]Mention of a Disney movie with Jon Hamm

[36:15 - 36:43]Ad for Ora ring, wearable technology for health insights

[37:56 - 38:01]Discussion about the person not having herpes, just a zit on their lip

[30:39 - 38:30]Overall, the audio is a conversation between friends talking about various topics, including food and health.

[38:31 - 38:46]Person worries about having herpes and looks at pictures of it

[39:59 - 40:04]They discuss different types of herpes and their experiences with it

[42:04 - 42:10]They give a tip for a tasty snack involving uncooked pasta and ketchup

[45:00 - 45:11]They talk about a new video game they have been playing with friends

[45:17 - 45:25]Person expresses desire to be invited to more events and activities with friends

[45:32 - 45:40]Mention of a new version of Twister involving physical contact and embracing one's humanity

[38:31 - 46:39]Person discusses their worries about herpes, shares a tip for a snack, talks about playing a new video game with friends, and expresses a desire to be included in more activities.

[47:47 - 47:58] The speaker discusses a game where drawing a card higher than a three means giving someone a hand job.

[49:36 - 49:47]They discuss the pressure of having to fake an orgasm to save the world.

[50:49 - 50:57]They mention a previous game where they went through a whole deck without drawing a two.

[51:43 - 51:48]The speaker discusses a card game where drawing a high card means giving a hand job and a previous game where they went through a whole deck without drawing a two.

[52:18 - 52:34]The topic shifts to the origin of penises and a brief discussion on a scientific paper about it.

[52:18 - 52:34]They mention the pressure of faking an orgasm to save the world and briefly discuss the origin of penises.

[54:23 - 54:30]They mention a character named Pussy from the show The Sopranos.

[54:30 - 54:46]The speaker expresses love for Ryan and ends with a humorous remark.

[54:30 - 54:46]The speaker expresses love for Ryan and makes a humorous remark.

[46:39 - 54:46]Overall, the speaker discusses various topics such as card games, faking an orgasm, the origin of penises, and a character named Pussy, ending with a humorous remark.