[00:00 - 00:30]Ted is asked if he's been hitting the gym

[00:30 - 00:42]They discuss a donut light and a new year's resolution of drinking cum

[00:42 - 01:52]Tucker is jealous of Schlatt's delicious cum

[01:53 - 02:30]They joke about selling Jumbo's hair for cloning purposes

[02:31 - 02:59]They discuss expensive couches and Ted's current uncomfortable couch

[02:59 - 03:33]They talk about measuring and visualizing couches like Minecraft

[03:33 - 04:06]They discuss expensive couches and Ted's current uncomfortable couch

[04:06 - 04:14]Jambo is also present, but doesn't understand what's going on

[04:14 - 04:26]Ted is asked if he's been hitting the gym

[04:26 - 06:36]They discuss expensive couches and Ted's current uncomfortable couch

[06:36 - 07:04]Schlatt shares a link to a $35,000 leather couch and explains why leather isn't good for pets

[07:05 - 08:38]They talk about measuring and visualizing couches like Minecraft

[08:39 - 08:57]They discuss expensive couches and Ted's current uncomfortable couch

[08:57 - 09:56]They joke about Ikea furniture being thrown away and Alex Ernst's bit about breaking his Ikea nightstand.

[09:56 - 10:13]Jambo had a scab on his eye and had to wear a cone, which made him very upset

[10:13 - 11:25]The hosts talk about not talking to each other over their break

[10:41 - 11:19]The podcast is called Chuckle Sandwich and it has been running for two years

[11:26 - 12:47]They joke about one of them dying on October 25th

[11:40 - 12:28]He knocks things off of shelves and bites wires

[12:50 - 13:45]They discuss the host's cat, Jambo, and his recent behavior

[12:58 - 13:50]He knocks things off of shelves and bites wires

[13:32 - 13:38]Tucker is now hooked into the conversation and wants to hear more about Jambo's behavior.

[13:51 - 14:03]They talk about tinsel being toxic to cats and how Tucker took a science course and can give educated opinions

[14:11 - 14:46]They joke about having a cherub to answer their questions

[14:46 - 15:08]Tucker is now hooked into the conversation and wants to hear more about Jambo's behavior.

[15:08 - 15:30]They talk about tinsel being toxic to cats and how Tucker took a science course and can give educated opinions

[15:41 - 17:10]They discuss how Jambo used to be more like a child but is now acting like a normal cat

[15:46 - 16:18]Jambo had a scab on his eye and had to wear a cone, which made him very upset

[16:18 - 17:53]He knocks things off of shelves and bites wires

[17:10 - 19:09]Narrator recalls hitting a rabbit while driving at night

[17:53 - 18:11]Now that the cone is off, Jambo is causing chaos and being an asshole

[18:12 - 18:32]Tucker is now hooked into the conversation and wants to hear more about Jambo's behavior.

[18:48 - 22:19]Narrator and friend Tucker share a sandwich while driving

[21:43 - 25:58]Narrator recalls hitting a rabbit while driving at night

[25:38 - 27:19]Narrator shares a similar experience with Tucker in North Dakota, narrowly avoiding a deer on the road

[27:19 - 27:58]They joke about how deer may view cars as a challenge and purposely play chicken with them.

[27:58 - 30:14]The speaker imagines the perspective of an animal crossing the road and not understanding what a road is.

[29:56 - 30:27]The speaker and their friend are discussing a recent experience with roadkill, specifically a rabbit that they hit with their car.

[30:27 - 31:19]They then switch to talking about the Chinese New Year and how they believe 2023 is the year of the ramp.

[31:01 - 32:25]The speaker and their friend are discussing a recent experience with roadkill, specifically a rabbit that they hit with their car.

[31:53 - 33:07]The conversation ends with a joke about the speaker's affectionate kisses towards their cat.

[32:26 - 33:18]The speaker shows their friend a strange gift they received for Christmas, a cat figurine with an absurdly long tail.

[32:42 - 34:48]They joke about the gift and the cat's tail, with the speaker's cat interrupting the conversation.

[34:07 - 34:17]The speaker also received a shirt as a gift.

[34:48 - 35:16]The speaker explains that they do not physically harm their cat, but may overreact at times.

[34:56 - 35:28]The conversation ends with a joke about the speaker's affectionate kisses towards their cat.

[35:28 - 37:38]The speakers discuss their resolutions for the new year, mentioning drinking more alcohol and exploring more IRL activities

[37:04 - 38:44]They mention a friend named Moses and his interest in water quality in a past video.

[37:39 - 40:41]They also discuss future plans for content creation, including incorporating a theme in videos and creating merch

[40:27 - 47:36]One of the speakers confesses to eating Purina moist and meaty dog food and the other speaker imagines confronting their friend about it in a humorous manner

[47:17 - 48:29]They mention a friend named Moses and his interest in water quality in a past video.

[48:01 - 50:02]Discussing the weirdness of eating dog food and possibility of ending a relationship over it

[49:41 - 51:25]Offering advice on how to stop the "cheese midnight menace"

[51:11 - 54:59]Agreeing that eating Kraft Singles is strange and potentially alarming behavior

[53:10 - 55:54]Offering advice on how to stop the "cheese midnight menace"

[53:52 - 56:04]Agreeing that eating Kraft Singles is strange and potentially alarming behavior

[56:04 - 59:05]Sharing a personal quirk of being unable to look away from subtitles while watching anime

[57:33 - 58:58]Offering advice on how to stop the "cheese midnight menace"

[59:06 - 1.02:01]Sharing a personal quirk of being unable to look away from subtitles while watching anime