[00:01 - 00:22]The speaker mentions a crock on someone's head and talks about wings coming to his ears

[00:22 - 00:29]They joke about having a threesome and picking who gets to be penetrated

[00:30 - 01:04]They discuss starting a podcast and making it impossible to start

[00:36 - 00:49]The conversation shifts to the speaker's podcast and lack of familiarity with the other guests

[00:49 - 00:55]They talk about getting famous and getting laid because of it

[01:06 - 01:11]The conversation shifts to the speaker's podcast and lack of familiarity with the other guests

[01:12 - 01:25]The speaker's girlfriend is mentioned and someone jokes about her and the speaker's sexuality

[01:25 - 01:34]The speaker mentions watching a video of someone named Hassan and how it spiked their views

[01:34 - 01:40]The speaker talks about getting his dick sucked because of his slight fame

[01:40 - 01:45]They discuss her looks and ability to get away with saying mean things

[01:45 - 02:34]The conversation shifts to the speaker's girlfriend again and her being mean and honest

[02:05 - 02:18]They discuss her looks and ability to get away with saying mean things

[02:18 - 02:54]The speaker jokes about her doing the same on dates

[02:42 - 02:48]They mention the waiter and continue joking about the girlfriend

[02:54 - 03:02]The speaker jokes about Caleb asking to eat pussy

[03:02 - 03:22]The speaker and his brother are discussing something

[03:08 - 03:53]They discuss roasting each other and one of them being bald

[03:34 - 04:04]The speaker mentions someone named Ludwig and why he came to the podcast

[03:40 - 03:59]The speaker and his brother are discussing something

[04:05 - 04:12]The speaker jokes about her doing the same on dates

[04:12 - 04:44]The speaker talks about getting his dick sucked because of his slight fame

[04:44 - 04:49]The speaker jokes about her doing the same on dates

[04:49 - 05:29]They joke about having a threesome and picking who gets to be penetrated

[05:29 - 05:35]The speaker talks about getting his dick sucked because of his slight fame

[05:35 - 06:05]The speaker mentions a crock on someone's head and talks about wings coming to his ears

[06:05 - 06:30]The conversation shifts to the speaker's podcast and lack of familiarity with the other guests

[06:30 - 08:04]The speaker talks about getting his dick sucked because of his slight fame

[08:04 - 09:15]The speaker mentions having a fake tooth and how it was difficult to eat pussy with it

[09:00 - 09:15]They recall a friend who also lost a tooth, which they would tease and call out to during school.

[09:15 - 10:16]The speaker jokes about Caleb asking to eat pussy

[09:15 - 10:16]The speaker jokes about Zeus being the "biggest chad" who would turn into different animals to seduce and sleep with women.

[09:47 - 10:24]They mention tracking down Caleb and asking him if he eats pussy.

[09:47 - 10:24]The conversation ends with a question about whether the speaker likes the "Percy Jackson" book series.

[10:24 - 11:05]The conversation shifts to the speaker's girlfriend again and her being mean and honest

[10:24 - 11:13]The conversation then shifts to a memory of 9/11, and how a girl in their class spoiled the news by asking if terrorists attacked the World Trade Center.

[10:29 - 10:40]The speaker mentions watching a video of someone named Hassan and how it spiked their views

[10:40 - 11:18]The speaker and the girl argue about who actually "ruined" 9/11.

[11:18 - 12:14]The conversation then shifts to a memory of 9/11, and how a girl in their class spoiled the news by asking if terrorists attacked the World Trade Center.

[12:14 - 13:22]They mock the terrorists for not wanting to go through with the attack and instead wanting to enjoy a "normal" life with strip clubs and sex.

[13:08 - 13:40]The conversation then shifts to a memory of 9/11, and how a girl in their class spoiled the news by asking if terrorists attacked the World Trade Center.

[13:57 - 16:24]The speaker talks about losing their tooth while eating a chicken wing.

[14:07 - 14:15]They discuss how they lost their tooth by dropping a skateboard on it, making a joke about it being similar to losing a tooth while eating a chicken wing.

[14:15 - 15:52]The speaker talks about losing their tooth while eating a chicken wing.

[15:20 - 16:18]The speaker then talks about how they also have a fake tooth.

[16:24 - 16:40]The speaker jokes about Zeus being the "biggest chad" who would turn into different animals to seduce and sleep with women.

[16:29 - 17:25]The speaker talks about losing their tooth while eating a chicken wing.

[16:53 - 17:46]The speaker reveals that they didn't brush their teeth for many years, but have since started doing so regularly.

[17:46 - 19:11]The speaker's family background is discussed, with their parents being software engineers who immigrated to America.

[18:51 - 19:32]They then joke about how their parents would flex on other immigrant families, despite living with their parents and having them do their laundry.

[19:11 - 19:48]The conversation then shifts to Ancient Greek mythology, where the gods were known for constantly cheating on their spouses.

[19:48 - 20:50]The speaker jokes about Zeus being the "biggest chad" who would turn into different animals to seduce and sleep with women.

[22:07 - 22:26]Discusses how he wants to eventually settle down and have a more meaningful relationship.

[22:07 - 22:33]The conversation ends with a question about whether the speaker likes the "Percy Jackson" book series.

[22:26 - 24:54]Discusses the age gap between him and his friends and how it affects him.

[22:33 - 23:12]Mentions another Greek character, Stavros, from Full House.

[23:12 - 23:59]Reveals that his dad worked at Disney and hooked him up with John Stamos.

[24:24 - 25:02]Mentions his start in stand-up at 18 to get girls.

[25:02 - 26:06]Discusses the age gap between him and his friends and how it affects him.

[25:42 - 26:30]Reveals that his dad worked at Disney and hooked him up with John Stamos.

[26:30 - 27:44]Discusses the age gap between him and his friends and how it affects him.

[27:44 - 27:55]Reveals that he has been indulging in unhealthy habits while on tour.

[27:55 - 28:29]Discusses the age gap between him and his friends and how it affects him.

[28:02 - 29:21]Talks about Polyshore's personal assistant using MySpace to set up girls for him.

[28:29 - 29:08]Questions if his fame and ability to attract younger women will ever end.

[28:36 - 28:51]Talks about Polyshore's personal assistant using MySpace to set up girls for him.

[29:21 - 31:11]Discusses his stance on romance and traditional Greek values.

[29:51 - 30:06]Mentions his start in stand-up at 18 to get girls.

[30:06 - 32:18]Discusses how he wants to eventually settle down and have a more meaningful relationship.

[30:11 - 30:41]Mentions his start in stand-up at 18 to get girls.

[30:24 - 30:58]Discusses his desire to try and sleep with a group of friends.

[30:50 - 32:35]The speaker discusses going on a double date with Michael Richards, in character.

[31:18 - 32:12]They joke that all of these issues could have been avoided if these men had better sexual experiences.

[31:23 - 32:12]Discusses the age gap between him and his friends and how it affects him.

[31:33 - 32:05]Mentions his start in stand-up at 18 to get girls.

[32:18 - 33:04]Mentions his current tour and where he will be going.

[32:18 - 35:13]The speaker talks about wanting to have two girlfriends who are friends and hang out together.

[33:04 - 33:16]Discusses his desire to try and sleep with a group of friends.

[33:16 - 33:45]Talks about how much he enjoys touring and only having to worry about being funny on stage.

[33:45 - 34:20]Discusses his desire to try and sleep with a group of friends.

[35:34 - 37:36]The speaker discusses a recent viral video of Tom Brady kissing his son and jokes about wanting to market to his son's demographic.

[36:25 - 37:28]They mention Ted Cruz and his daughters watching a popular video game, Minecraft, and how Cruz tweeted about it.

[36:41 - 38:33]The speaker talks about Ted Cruz's strange behavior and how he is a "piece of shit".

[38:35 - 38:40]The speaker mentions a beef between Bernie's son and a woman on a show.

[38:40 - 40:06]The speaker brings up Bernie Sanders and jokingly suggests that if he had a "breathtaking pussy" he would have won the 2016 election.

[39:31 - 40:06]The speaker suggests taking a radical person to a strip club or giving them a makeover.

[40:06 - 40:58]They discuss Bernie's son and how they knew him before he became famous as a streamer.

[40:06 - 40:58]The speaker discusses the relationship between a Turkish man and a Greek man, and how it is ironic because of their countries' history.

[40:58 - 41:52]The speaker's friend is a geography expert and makes funny videos about asking people in Turkey which country they hate the most.

[40:58 - 41:58]The speaker discusses a recent viral video of Tom Brady kissing his son and jokes about wanting to market to his son's demographic.

[41:14 - 41:19]The speaker's friend's videos show that many Turkish people hate Greece.

[41:19 - 41:45]The speaker and his friends make jokes about the history between Greece and Turkey, including the Ottoman Empire.

[41:45 - 43:27]The speaker discusses going on a double date with Michael Richards, in character.

[41:52 - 41:58]The speaker suggests taking a radical person to a strip club or giving them a makeover.

[41:58 - 42:10]The speaker talks about wanting to have two girlfriends who are friends and hang out together.

[41:58 - 42:10]The speaker discusses the relationship between a Turkish man and a Greek man, and how it is ironic because of their countries' history.

[42:10 - 43:22]The speaker's other friend's father is racist towards Albanian people.

[43:22 - 45:06]The party leader is shown slapping a woman on television, but he remains the leader.

[43:27 - 44:20]The speaker watches a documentary about a rise of a Nazi party in Greece in 2016.

[43:27 - 46:20]They joke that all of these issues could have been avoided if these men had better sexual experiences.

[43:45 - 45:28]The speaker mentions a beef between Bernie's son and a woman on a show.

[43:52 - 44:55]The speaker brings up Bernie Sanders and jokingly suggests that if he had a "breathtaking pussy" he would have won the 2016 election.

[44:30 - 45:13]The party leader is shown slapping a woman on television, but he remains the leader.

[45:13 - 45:35]The speaker suggests taking a radical person to a strip club or giving them a makeover.

[45:35 - 46:57]The party is eventually prosecuted for murder, but only after killing a Greek person.

[46:03 - 46:29]The speaker mentions a planned coup in Germany by ex-military members.

[46:20 - 47:23]They joke that all of these issues could have been avoided if these men had better sexual experiences.

[46:29 - 47:46]They joke about finding a person's manifesto on 4chan and trying to "fix" them.

[47:09 - 48:30]The speaker suggests taking a radical person to a strip club or giving them a makeover.

[48:10 - 49:09]The speaker talks about sucking on titties and having a job and being a father.

[48:30 - 48:51]They discuss the societal pressure to achieve certain milestones and how it can lead to unhappiness.

[48:30 - 48:57]The speaker talks about watching a video of someone winning by low-kicking their opponent.

[48:51 - 49:02]They joke about people who are happy following the traditional timeline of life events.

[49:09 - 50:59]The speaker talks about writing an essay on how to shave your balls and mentions that they did it before working with Manscaped.

[49:27 - 50:31]They discuss using Manscaped products and the positive experience they have had with them.

[49:45 - 50:20]The speaker talks about writing an essay on how to shave your balls and mentions that they did it before working with Manscaped.

[50:59 - 52:06]They mention streaming on Twitch and getting high on mushrooms.

[52:06 - 52:18]The speaker talks about grinding up mushrooms and putting them in tea bags to take on a flight.

[52:18 - 54:16]The speaker talks about sucking on titties and having a job and being a father.

[52:26 - 54:10]The speaker talks about grinding up mushrooms and putting them in tea bags to take on a flight.

[54:16 - 55:01]They discuss their love for touring and performing in front of live audiences.

[55:13 - 55:25]They mention streaming on Twitch and getting high on mushrooms.

[55:25 - 56:10]The speaker talks about watching a video of someone winning by low-kicking their opponent.

[55:31 - 56:55]The speaker talks about using Lucario and Jigglypuff in Super Smash Bros.

[56:10 - 57:33]They mention playing Street Fighter with a friend and winning by spamming projectiles.

[57:33 - 59:24]The speaker beats the friend multiple times in the game and the girlfriend becomes visibly frustrated but supportive

[57:33 - 59:49]The speaker talks about watching a video of someone winning by low-kicking their opponent.

[57:39 - 58:31]They discuss their experience playing Street Fighter with a couple while on vacation.

[59:32 - 1.01:21]The speaker talks about using dial-up internet to download videos.

[59:32 - 1.02:05]The speaker talks about downloading porn as a teenager and accidentally stumbling upon gay porn

[59:42 - 1.01:50]The speaker talks about using his PSP to jerk off and his mom catching him

[1.00:04 - 1.01:34]The speaker talks about sucking on titties and having a job and being a father.

[1.01:34 - 1.01:50]They mention going through old SD cards and finding one from their 3DS.

[1.03:17 - 1.05:53]The speaker's uncle has a porn tape called "Candy Pants" that the speaker takes and watches regularly

[1.04:29 - 1.05:30]The speaker's mom is supportive of his sexuality and his family is concerned about him being gay

[1.05:53 - 1.08:19]The speaker talks about using his PSP to jerk off and his mom catching him

[1.07:15 - 1.09:57]The speaker jokes about having celebrity foreskin donors and starting a business selling loose skin from weight loss as foreskin replacements

[1.09:57 - 1.10:20]The group discusses whether they are cut or uncut and the speaker talks about Jewish girls not wanting to suck his dick because of his foreskin

[1.10:06 - 1.13:00]The speaker is talking about their experience in Canada and how it has been a pleasant surprise.

[1.10:13 - 1.11:33]The speaker recalls a funny story about winning a Guitar Hero match against their girlfriend and getting laid that night.

[1.10:36 - 1.12:36]The group talks about personal experiences with foreskin sensitivity and making their penises talk.

[1.10:36 - 1.13:35]They mention having a "force" and a "little mustache" and describe a funny way to open their mouth.

[1.11:24 - 1.11:40]The speaker beats the friend multiple times in the game and the girlfriend becomes visibly frustrated but supportive

[1.13:37 - 1.14:33]The speaker talks about wanting to go on tour in Canada, but it has been difficult due to COVID-19 restrictions.

[1.13:57 - 1.15:34]The speaker talks about doing stand-up in college and potentially getting back into it.

[1.14:07 - 1.14:19]They mention a graph showing high COVID-19 deaths in Florida and express concern about performing there in November.

[1.14:33 - 1.15:03]The speaker talks about wanting to go on tour in Canada, but it has been difficult due to COVID-19 restrictions.

[1.15:34 - 1.16:37]The speaker is talking about their experience in Canada and how it has been a pleasant surprise.

[1.15:56 - 1.16:32]They mention having a "force" and a "little mustache" and describe a funny way to open their mouth.

[1.16:10 - 1.17:24]The speaker talks about doing stand-up in college and potentially getting back into it.

[1.16:51 - 1.18:20]They talk about meeting fans in person and sometimes going out with them, depending on the vibe and if they have other plans.

[1.17:24 - 1.19:30]The speaker discusses the business aspect of touring and the potential for failure.

[1.18:05 - 1.19:04]The speaker recalls a funny story about winning a Guitar Hero match against their girlfriend and getting laid that night.

[1.19:19 - 1.22:24]The speaker talks about doing stand-up in college and potentially getting back into it.

[1.20:59 - 1.23:11]They mention a vlogger group who went on tour and faced challenges, including a behind-the-scenes documentary that didn't do well.

[1.21:57 - 1.23:38]The speaker talks about wanting to do a "passion project" tour, potentially including IRL streams in different places.

[1.23:20 - 1.23:57]The speaker recalls a funny story about winning a Guitar Hero match against their girlfriend and getting laid that night.

[1.23:59 - 1.25:21]The text ends with the speaker's mother saying they are intelligent.

[1.24:31 - 1.25:13]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Nick is great.

[1.25:13 - 1.26:51]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Stavi is funny and intelligent.

[1.25:21 - 1.25:30]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Stavi is more reserved but natural on camera.

[1.25:30 - 1.26:42]Stavi's friend's mom and Stavi have each other's phone numbers.

[1.26:57 - 1.28:10]Stavi and a friend were talking about the podcast and his mom.

[1.27:12 - 1.28:27]Stavi and his friend discussed their parents and their living situations.

[1.28:10 - 1.28:32]Stavi's friend's mom is not actually his mother.

[1.28:32 - 1.30:43]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Nick is great.

[1.28:38 - 1.30:08]Stavi caught his friend's mom having sex with a man.

[1.29:10 - 1.29:46]Stavi and his friend were discussing tattoos.

[1.30:14 - 1.31:29]Stavi and a friend were talking about the podcast and his mom.

[1.30:21 - 1.30:37]Stavi's friend's mom is an awful person.

[1.30:26 - 1.30:54]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Hassan's mom is attractive.

[1.30:43 - 1.31:15]Stavi and his friend discussed their parents and their living situations.

[1.31:29 - 1.33:52]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Nick is great.

[1.32:17 - 1.33:29]Stavi's friend's mom is not actually his mother.

[1.32:49 - 1.33:15]Stavi's friend talked to Stavi's mom about him.

[1.33:29 - 1.33:46]Stavi and his friend discussed their parents and their living situations.

[1.33:52 - 1.36:22]Stavi and his friend were discussing tattoos.

[1.36:52 - 1.39:08]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Hassan's mom is attractive.

[1.37:00 - 1.37:13]Stavi has a tattoo of a crown.

[1.37:20 - 1.38:27]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Nick is great.

[1.37:40 - 1.37:56]Stavi and his friend discussed streaming schedules and Hassan.

[1.38:27 - 1.39:57]Stavi caught his friend's mom having sex with a man.

[1.38:44 - 1.38:55]Stavi and a friend were talking about the podcast and his mom.

[1.38:56 - 1.39:14]Hassan's mom raised him as a single mother.

[1.39:39 - 1.40:27]Stavi caught his friend's mom having sex with a man.

[1.40:27 - 1.40:42]Stavi and a friend were talking about the podcast and his mom.

[1.40:53 - 1.42:06]Stavi and his friend discussed their parents and their living situations.

[1.42:08 - 1.43:35]Stavi and his friend were discussing tattoos.

[1.42:20 - 1.44:17]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Nick is great.

[1.42:25 - 1.44:26]Stavi and his friend discussed the success of their podcast.

[1.42:31 - 1.42:52]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Stavi is more reserved but natural on camera.

[1.42:37 - 1.42:47]Stavi's friend's mom thinks Stavi is funny and intelligent.

[1.42:52 - 1.43:09]Stavi and his friend discussed the success of their podcast.

[1.43:11 - 1.43:41]Stavi and his friend discussed the podcast's success and how it is an anomaly.

[1.43:17 - 1.44:06]Stavi and his friend discussed the success of their podcast.

[1.43:41 - 1.43:53]Stavi and his friend discussed the podcast's success and how it is an anomaly.