
He made her cry. | The Yard


[00:00 - 01:25]They talk about the park being called "baby park" and make a dark joke about it being a park for adults to watch trapped babies.


[00:09 - 02:14]The speaker comments on Ludwig's appearance and references a character named Gekko.


[00:48 - 01:46]They talk about the park being called "baby park" and make a dark joke about it being a park for adults to watch trapped babies.


[01:46 - 02:08]Two people, Ludwig and the speaker, are having a conversation.


[02:14 - 03:47]The speaker comments on Ludwig's appearance and references a character named Gekko.


[02:22 - 02:34]The conversation then shifts to talking about their Spanish backgrounds and using offensive language.


[02:34 - 03:26]The speaker makes a comment about Ludwig's appearance and they argue about it.


[02:41 - 03:14]They discuss the hypothetical scenario of QDS eating a tire, which Ludwig says he wouldn't do.


[03:47 - 04:04]The speaker comments on Ludwig's appearance and references a character named Gekko.


[04:04 - 05:34]They mention a mutual friend named Aiden and joke about him being nervous to introduce the speaker to his parents.


[04:23 - 06:14]Corwin's dad sends a text about wanting to hang out with Corwin and the group.


[04:35 - 06:48]The speaker mentions spending time with Corwin and Sarah, and makes a joke about Corwin's accent.


[04:40 - 04:57]The conversation ends with the speaker making a comment about something being "bunnies" and standing up for America.


[04:40 - 04:57]Corwin and Aidan's dad discuss their favorite parts of a Boeing 747 plane.


[05:10 - 06:01]Corwin and Aidan reveal that they both have dead fathers.


[05:42 - 05:54]They mention a person named Archie and make a joke about his accent.


[06:14 - 08:07]Corwin's dad sends a text about wanting to hang out with Corwin and the group.


[06:20 - 07:00]They mention a mutual friend named Aiden and joke about him being nervous to introduce the speaker to his parents.


[07:00 - 08:22]Two people, Ludwig and the speaker, are having a conversation.


[07:32 - 08:41]The speaker mentions spending time with Corwin and Sarah, and makes a joke about Corwin's accent.


[07:32 - 08:41]Corwin's mom talks about how she regrets him not becoming a doctor like his friend.


[08:13 - 08:30]Corwin and Aidan discuss their similar tendencies to stand up against unfairness and rules.


[08:22 - 09:17]They mention a person named Archie and make a joke about his accent.


[08:41 - 09:52]The speaker shares something they learned about Aiden from Corwin.


[08:41 - 12:28]Aidan's dad shares a story about Corwin getting in trouble in kindergarten.


[09:20 - 09:25]The speaker mentions spending time with Corwin and Sarah, and makes a joke about Corwin's accent.


[09:53 - 10:45]The conversation ends with the speaker making a comment about something being "bunnies" and standing up for America.


[11:12 - 14:11]Corwin's dad makes plans to call Aidan and hang out in the future.


[11:57 - 12:34]Aidan's dad shares a story about Corwin getting in trouble in kindergarten.


[13:06 - 13:54]Corwin and Aidan's dad discuss their favorite parts of a Boeing 747 plane.


[14:12 - 15:25]Corwin and Aidan's dad make plans to hang out in the future.


[14:42 - 15:33]Corwin and Aidan reveal that they both have dead fathers.


[15:04 - 15:15]The death was a result of a tragic accident involving a hot air balloon


[15:15 - 15:58]The speaker and Toph flew to NorCal together


[15:33 - 15:52]The Crimson Blur made some jokes and mentioned being called the "love guru" by his sisters


[15:33 - 16:05]Corwin's dad makes plans to call Aidan and hang out in the future.


[15:53 - 16:23]Corwin gives a speech at a wedding.


[15:58 - 17:19]There was a misunderstanding about the word "toast"


[16:05 - 16:49]The speaker and Toph flew to NorCal together


[16:28 - 16:43]The speaker attended Toph's wedding, which was in NorCal


[16:49 - 17:35]The speaker ripped Stan's pants on the way to the wedding


[17:35 - 18:41]The idea of a penis coming out of the butt is discussed


[17:44 - 18:13]The speaker's ripped pants had a hole big enough to fit a finger through


[18:42 - 18:53]The idea of a penis coming out of the butt is discussed


[18:54 - 20:21]The speaker's ripped pants had a hole big enough to fit a finger through


[19:04 - 19:49]There was a misunderstanding about the word "toast"


[19:12 - 21:32]The idea of a penis coming out of the butt is discussed


[21:33 - 21:44]The speaker has seen the movie "8 Mile" multiple times


[21:44 - 23:01]The speaker and Michael Reeves discussed recreating "8 Mile" in claymation


[21:51 - 23:24]The speaker has seen the movie "8 Mile" multiple times


[22:45 - 25:07]The speaker's ripped pants had a hole big enough to fit a finger through


[23:01 - 23:31]The speaker and Michael Reeves discussed recreating "8 Mile" in claymation


[23:37 - 23:53]The speaker has seen the movie "8 Mile" multiple times


[23:53 - 24:05]There was a misunderstanding about the word "toast"


[24:05 - 24:12]The speaker and Toph flew to NorCal together


[24:24 - 24:31]The speaker attended Ryan's wedding, which had a short ceremony and long reception


[24:31 - 24:58]There was a misunderstanding about the word "toast"


[25:07 - 26:17]The speaker also performed rhythmic dancing at a wedding before


[25:14 - 26:23]The speaker had her perform rhythmic gymnastics in their home


[25:32 - 26:01]A person named Elena, who is a popular YouTuber and TikToker, was mentioned


[26:02 - 26:10]There was a misunderstanding about the word "toast"


[26:23 - 26:28]The speaker's ripped pants had a hole big enough to fit a finger through


[26:29 - 27:48]The speaker attended Ryan's wedding, which had a short ceremony and long reception


[26:41 - 27:01]The Crimson Blur officiated Toph's wedding at the request of Toph's wife


[27:07 - 27:36]The speaker's suit was "peacocky"


[27:48 - 28:26]The Crimson Blur officiated Toph's wedding at the request of Toph's wife


[28:27 - 28:34]There was a misunderstanding about the word "toast"


[28:34 - 30:59]The speaker is promoting DoorDash grocery delivery service


[29:21 - 30:34]DoorDash offers discounts for first-time users


[30:40 - 33:06]The speaker and their companion discuss a wedding they attended where they were not invited


[30:59 - 33:17]The speaker shares a story about how they got into content creation and how Toph helped them


[31:06 - 32:57]The speaker and their companion discuss a wedding they attended where they were not invited


[33:18 - 34:13]The speaker and their companion discuss a recent fishing trip and the abundance of bees


[34:14 - 35:40]The speaker and their companion discuss a wedding they attended where they were not invited


[34:42 - 36:59]The speaker shares a story about how they got into content creation and how Toph helped them


[35:40 - 37:19]The speaker and their companion discuss a wedding they attended where they were not invited


[37:00 - 38:57]Two individuals, possibly friends, are having a conversation while playing a game.


[37:19 - 38:31]They mention having a bank account with 30K in it that they can't access due to unpaid taxes


[37:19 - 38:49]The photo used to be of someone named Ludwig, who asked them to stop and hurt their feelings.


[37:33 - 38:19]The speaker and their companion discuss their experience working together and opening an LLC


[37:45 - 43:16]Two individuals, possibly friends, are having a conversation while playing a game.


[38:03 - 40:00]They discuss a game called Country Street on GeoGuesser


[38:31 - 39:05]The speaker mentions a game called Tax Fugitive on Nintendo Switch


[39:11 - 40:19]The speaker and their companion discuss a recent fishing trip and the abundance of bees


[39:18 - 40:14]They discuss a game called Country Street on GeoGuesser


[40:14 - 42:53]They mention a time when they were in a car together and had a three hour conversation.


[40:20 - 42:19]The speaker and their companion discuss a recent fishing trip and the abundance of bees


[40:20 - 42:28]They end the conversation by joking about one of them being proud of their accomplishments.


[42:28 - 44:23]They mention a time when they were in a car together and had a three hour conversation.


[44:23 - 47:02]They discuss the void and how it feels to be in their own brains.


[44:51 - 46:57]They mention a comment from a fan whose friend passed away and how they find comfort in listening to the podcast.


[46:15 - 47:47]One of them mistakenly argues that an off-brand company is bigger than a well-known company, but is corrected by the other.


[47:03 - 47:59]Two individuals, possibly friends, are having a conversation while playing a game.


[47:48 - 49:26]One of them mistakenly argues that an off-brand company is bigger than a well-known company, but is corrected by the other.


[48:27 - 49:14]They briefly discuss a Reddit post about the credits for an event, with one of them finding it borderline invasive and the other thinking it's appropriate.


[49:26 - 50:15]Two individuals, possibly friends, are having a conversation while playing a game.


[49:26 - 50:49]A group of friends discuss the appearance of their genitals while wearing Nike running shorts with built-in underwear


[50:15 - 52:00]They end the conversation by joking about one of them being proud of their accomplishments.


[50:49 - 51:28]Two individuals, possibly friends, are having a conversation while playing a game.


[50:49 - 53:00]They joke about cavemen and their lack of clothing and hygiene


[52:15 - 53:23]The conversation turns to running a marathon and the time constraints involved


[52:46 - 54:13]They joke about cavemen and their lack of clothing and hygiene


[54:14 - 55:37]One person talks about their curved penis and how it looks like a candy cane


[54:26 - 56:18]They joke about cavemen and their lack of clothing and hygiene


[55:05 - 56:13]A group of friends discuss the appearance of their genitals while wearing Nike running shorts with built-in underwear


[55:58 - 58:23]One person talks about their curved penis and how it looks like a candy cane


[58:00 - 1.00:30]They joke about polygamy and how the fastest runner in a marathon should become the head of a polygamous family


[1.00:30 - 1.02:04]A group of friends discuss the appearance of their genitals while wearing Nike running shorts with built-in underwear


[1.01:29 - 1.03:30]One person shares their experience with HelloFresh and its benefits for learning how to cook.


[1.02:12 - 1.05:51]They talk about how Hello Fresh is not a "joy thief" but rather a "joy-bringer"


[1.05:19 - 1.08:17]There is a debate about the effectiveness of using a suitcase that can turn into a table


[1.08:17 - 1.13:16]The speaker shares a story about convincing their friend that lightning rods can be used as weapons after being struck by lightning.


[1.12:39 - 1.18:36]There is a debate about the effectiveness of using a suitcase that can turn into a table


[1.18:11 - 1.19:52]They mention their dislike for Lime scooters and preference for electric bicycles


[1.18:29 - 1.19:52]Two individuals are having a conversation about a potential business idea involving melting down humans and making swords out of them.


[1.19:52 - 1.24:27]Frankie is the host of a show and the youngest of the Jonas brothers.


[1.23:39 - 1.25:35]One of the individuals mentions a past incident where they invited a famous player to a tournament, but their sibling ended up attending instead.


[1.24:49 - 1.24:54]The conversation ends with a reference to a "secret contest" involving coolness and falcon punches.


[1.24:54 - 1.25:11]Two individuals are having a conversation about a potential business idea involving melting down humans and making swords out of them.


[1.25:11 - 1.25:35]They mention that this person won't pick up the phone for them, even if it's about a game they want to sell


[1.25:35 - 1.25:47]They joke about an invitation to a wedding being a "cloud-chasing activity"


[1.25:35 - 1.26:17]They discuss their relationship with Toph and how they often get mistaken for each other.


[1.25:48 - 1.26:02]The person who is getting married asks the other person to give a speech, possibly to make a video out of it


[1.25:48 - 1.27:26]One of the individuals mentions a past incident where they invited a famous player to a tournament, but their sibling ended up attending instead.


[1.26:05 - 1.26:17]They joke about being taped to a microphone and chair


[1.26:18 - 1.26:29]The person who is getting married says they don't want to get married, but the other person says they would do anything for their "floor wife"


[1.26:30 - 1.27:06]The person who is getting married asks if the other person would want to give a speech, and they decline


[1.26:51 - 1.28:45]The conversation ends with a reference to a "secret contest" involving coolness and falcon punches.


[1.27:07 - 1.27:35]They mention how the person getting married may cry during their own speech and that their tears can make the speech more powerful


[1.27:35 - 1.27:44]The person getting married mentions that it's lunchtime and they will try to "gumma bell" someone, but the other person says they don't want to bring it up


[1.27:44 - 1.28:36]The person who is getting married asks the other person to give a speech, possibly to make a video out of it


[1.28:05 - 1.28:20]The person getting married notes that the other person is not very good at following instructions and the other person agrees.


[1.28:36 - 1.29:18]They discuss how weddings can be exhausting for the bride and groom


[1.29:01 - 1.29:43]The person who is getting married says they don't want to get married, but the other person says they would do anything for their "floor wife"


[1.29:50 - 1.30:03]The person getting married calls their significant other and asks if they would ask for something ridiculous, and they say they would ask for the other person to eat a tire


[1.30:03 - 1.30:29]The person who is getting married says they don't want to get married, but the other person says they would do anything for their "floor wife"


[1.30:29 - 1.30:34]One person admits to still picking up for this person, but the other person clarifies they have not switched to a different platform


[1.30:35 - 1.31:19]They joke about the idea of eating a tire and the other person says they would do it if their significant other asked


[1.31:19 - 1.32:43]They mention a Patreon episode where they will try to fly kick someone's head off, but it's not clear who they are talking about


[1.31:38 - 1.31:43]They note that this person will still pick up for someone else, but not as much anymore


[1.31:44 - 1.32:31]The person getting married mentions that it's lunchtime and they will try to "gumma bell" someone, but the other person says they don't want to bring it up


[1.32:43 - 1.32:55]They joke about being taped to a microphone and chair


[1.32:55 - 1.33:02]The person getting married notes that the other person is not very good at following instructions and the other person agrees.


[1.33:02 - 1.33:08]They note that this person will still pick up for someone else, but not as much anymore


[1.33:08 - 1.33:15]The person getting married mentions that it's lunchtime and they will try to "gumma bell" someone, but the other person says they don't want to bring it up