[00:00 - 01:13]The fire in the ocean is discussed, with jokes about Cthulhu rising from the ocean.

[00:40 - 02:47]The idea of sea turtles becoming arsonists due to plastic straws is brought up.

[01:26 - 04:24]The concept of paper straws is introduced and debated, with one person expressing a strong dislike for them.

[02:13 - 02:56]The Delta Strand is referenced and the hosts express their dislike for Delta Airlines.

[02:25 - 03:49]The mention of powerade and a possible virus contracted during a trip to LA.

[04:02 - 08:15]The concept of paper straws is introduced and debated, with one person expressing a strong dislike for them.

[06:59 - 07:59]The idea of paper straws being an environmental solution is debated.

[07:27 - 09:31]The conversation shifts to discussing Jeffrey Bezos and his recent trip to space.

[09:32 - 11:05]The appearance of Bezos, specifically his muscular physique, is discussed and compared to a villain.

[11:05 - 11:50]The potential use of hair DNA to combat baldness is mentioned, with a joke about shooting hair on the podcast.

[11:50 - 12:04]The podcast hosts have gotten the wrong hair DNA and must address it

[12:04 - 13:09]They blame the delay in podcast production on Schlatt and his personal issues

[12:20 - 12:34]The hosts then discuss a potential Photoshop challenge for their listeners

[12:34 - 12:58]Jambo, the dog, is also mentioned as being taken care of by Schlatt

[13:09 - 13:26]The hosts forgive Schlatt and move on to discuss their sponsor, csgalatto.com

[13:26 - 13:32]They blame the delay in podcast production on Schlatt and his personal issues

[13:33 - 14:01]Schlatt apologizes for "pumping and dumping" a cryptocurrency

[14:03 - 15:17]Schlatt explains that he is homeless and had to move out of his house due to a landlord selling the property in poor condition

[15:19 - 15:43]Jambo, the dog, is also mentioned as being taken care of by Schlatt

[15:43 - 18:13]The hosts then segue into a sponsored ad for Manscaped, discussing their products and offering a discount code

[18:33 - 20:40]They also have a sponsored ad for ShipStation, a shipping management platform

[20:40 - 21:55]Wheat skins is mentioned as having created a Photoshop for a previous video

[21:09 - 28:39]They mention potential themes and condiments for the guests.

[21:15 - 21:48]He reveals that he is currently homeless and living in an office

[27:50 - 30:00]The group is discussing a plan called "Chuckle Week" where they will be recording podcasts in person in Los Angeles with various guests.

[29:30 - 30:30]They are excited to add a new flavor to the podcast with in-person recordings.

[30:09 - 31:45]They mention potential themes and condiments for the guests.

[31:46 - 34:43]Maria introduces herself and makes a ominous joke

[32:49 - 34:16]They discuss the weirdest texts one could receive from a DoorDash delivery person

[34:16 - 36:23]They joke about receiving a text from Maria saying "I am here" with a photo of the back of their head

[36:23 - 38:14]They discuss a scary experience with an Uber driver and the importance of giving them a good rating

[37:58 - 40:42]They discuss the weirdest texts one could receive from a DoorDash delivery person

[39:51 - 42:11]They joke about receiving a text from Maria saying "I am here" with a photo of the back of their head

[40:02 - 40:33]Maria introduces herself and makes a ominous joke

[40:42 - 43:40]They joke about making straws out of turtle shells to get eco-friendly people on their side

[43:04 - 45:34]They discuss the concept of the hollow earth and its inhabitants, including dinosaurs and giant gorillas

[45:12 - 46:27]They joke about making straws out of turtle shells to get eco-friendly people on their side

[45:12 - 47:53]The speaker talks about a place called "Turtle Sea" where people can hunt turtles with guns.

[46:06 - 47:16]They discuss the controversy surrounding using turtles for straws and mock the idea of turtle conservation.

[47:16 - 49:14]Their grandfather was involved in a World War II battle where the Japanese used turtles as torpedoes.

[49:14 - 51:21]They discuss the controversy surrounding using turtles for straws and mock the idea of turtle conservation.

[51:05 - 53:47]They make jokes about famous people using turtle products on their skin.

[54:25 - 57:13]The speaker talks about a place called "Turtle Sea" where people can hunt turtles with guns.

[57:13 - 1.01:33]They discuss the controversy surrounding using turtles for straws and mock the idea of turtle conservation.

[59:05 - 1.00:59]They plan to do street interviews during "chuckle week" in Los Angeles.

[1.01:33 - 1.03:03]They joke about a fictional scenario where chimpanzees hunt turtles underwater.

[1.03:03 - 1.04:06]They discuss the controversy surrounding using turtles for straws and mock the idea of turtle conservation.

[1.03:10 - 1.05:05]The speaker mentions a guest they have planned and teases a funny story about them.

[1.04:06 - 1.04:19]The episode ends with a silly hypothetical situation involving a teacher being late.