[00:02 - 00:44]The speaker is in London and excited to be there

[00:32 - 01:49]They are sitting on an iconic rooftop where the Beatles played a concert in 1969

[00:52 - 00:57]The speaker is running on three hours of sleep and is on day five of their London trip

[00:57 - 01:03]They make a joke about exposing themselves in the bathroom

[01:03 - 01:21]The speaker is running on three hours of sleep and is on day five of their London trip

[01:21 - 01:36]They mention a boxing match they were supposed to go to but didn't because they were filming a podcast

[01:36 - 01:43]They joke about the guest thinking she runs the show

[01:49 - 01:54]The speaker describes calling for the check on their way to the bathroom and coming back to find it on the table.

[01:55 - 02:16]They are sitting on an iconic rooftop where the Beatles played a concert in 1969

[02:16 - 02:36]They describe the view from the rooftop and mention landmarks like the London Eye and Big Ben

[02:36 - 02:49]The speaker describes calling for the check on their way to the bathroom and coming back to find it on the table.

[02:49 - 03:01]They comment on the lack of lumbar support and the discomfort of sitting for two hours

[03:01 - 03:13]The speaker describes calling for the check on their way to the bathroom and coming back to find it on the table.

[03:13 - 03:28]They are sitting on an iconic rooftop where the Beatles played a concert in 1969

[03:29 - 04:07]They joke about the guest thinking she runs the show

[03:39 - 03:51]They call for the check on the way to the bathroom

[03:51 - 04:39]They mention that the guest is jet lagged again

[04:07 - 04:26]The speaker mentions a previous podcast episode where they talked too much and redeemed themselves

[04:41 - 05:00]They are dressed up because they went to high tea at the Ritz

[05:00 - 05:33]They joke about not knowing what high tea is and having to book the reservation on their credit card

[05:14 - 05:20]They mention that Hassan made the reservation and left early to eat beef Wellington

[05:33 - 05:45]The speaker jokes about Hassan sticking them with the 500 pound bill

[05:39 - 07:02]The speaker and Austin have a friendship where the speaker enjoys getting Austin to pay for things

[05:46 - 06:37]Hassan made the reservation and left early to eat beef Wellington, leaving the speaker with a 500 pound bill

[05:51 - 05:58]The speaker claims that the Indian restaurant they went to is carrying the entire British cuisine on its back

[05:51 - 06:56]They recently went to Deshume, where the speaker looked to Austin to pay for the bill but Austin couldn't find his wallet

[05:58 - 06:56]They call for the check on the way to the bathroom

[06:05 - 06:24]The speaker describes calling for the check on their way to the bathroom and coming back to find it on the table.

[06:12 - 06:17]The speaker is in London and excited to be there

[06:57 - 07:29]Hassan made the reservation and left early to eat beef Wellington, leaving the speaker with a 500 pound bill

[07:02 - 07:19]The speaker jokes about Hassan sticking them with the 500 pound bill

[07:02 - 09:32]The speaker enjoys making Austin pay for things because it makes them feel good

[07:30 - 07:36]Hassan made the reservation and left early to eat beef Wellington, leaving the speaker with a 500 pound bill

[07:43 - 08:03]The speaker has had a busy and exhausting trip, with multiple shoots for Jim Shark and a meet and greet event

[07:51 - 08:52]The speaker also mentions a previous incident where they went shopping and the speaker made Austin pay for $1,800 worth of clothes

[09:15 - 11:01]The speaker has had a busy and exhausting trip, with multiple shoots for Jim Shark and a meet and greet event

[09:21 - 11:11]They recently went to Deshume, where the speaker looked to Austin to pay for the bill but Austin couldn't find his wallet

[09:39 - 12:45]The speaker has had a busy and exhausting trip, with multiple shoots for Jim Shark and a meet and greet event

[10:33 - 10:45]There were plans for collaborations and meetings with various people, including Jeremy Corbin and the Sidemen, but they all fell through

[11:40 - 13:30]The speaker and Austin are sitting outside in bad weather, with the speaker mentioning that Austin is making them do this

[11:46 - 13:48]The speaker has had a busy and exhausting trip, with multiple shoots for Jim Shark and a meet and greet event

[11:55 - 12:14]The speaker enjoys making Austin pay for things and mentions that Austin loves the main character in Legend of Zelda

[12:32 - 15:48]The speaker has had a busy and exhausting trip, with multiple shoots for Jim Shark and a meet and greet event

[14:43 - 16:39]The meet and greet event was successful and sold out quickly

[16:14 - 16:46]The speaker enjoys making Austin pay for things and mentions that Austin loves the main character in Legend of Zelda

[16:29 - 16:46]The speaker expresses their reluctance to attend an event for women in NBC's, fearing backlash and not wanting to steal someone else's thunder.

[16:46 - 17:55]It is revealed that the speaker's real motivation for attending the event was to take photos of fans, something they enjoy doing.

[17:05 - 18:38]Austin, the speaker's companion, jokingly claims the speaker was crowd surfing and forged their signature.

[17:23 - 19:26]The speaker denies this and explains that they were quick to redirect the attention back to Ray.

[18:48 - 20:20]Austin, the speaker's companion, jokingly claims the speaker was crowd surfing and forged their signature.

[19:33 - 21:02]It is revealed that the speaker's real motivation for attending the event was to take photos of fans, something they enjoy doing.

[19:39 - 20:33]The speaker finds out that Austin has been using their room number to get perks at the hotel.

[19:44 - 19:56]Austin, the speaker's companion, jokingly claims the speaker was crowd surfing and forged their signature.

[20:33 - 21:38]The speaker and Austin have a playful argument about their experiences in London and who is telling the truth.

[21:38 - 23:18]The speaker finds out that Austin has been using their room number to get perks at the hotel.

[22:03 - 22:44]It is revealed that the speaker's real motivation for attending the event was to take photos of fans, something they enjoy doing.

[22:15 - 23:32]Austin is accused of "working the crowd" at the event and being attracted to twinks.

[22:44 - 23:09]The speaker and Austin have a playful argument about their experiences in London and who is telling the truth.

[23:18 - 25:01]The speaker expresses their dislike for London and its river, saying it is "disgusting" and "extra toxic."

[24:21 - 25:18]The speaker reveals that Austin has been charging expenses to their room, using their credit card.

[24:29 - 27:13]The speaker finds out that Austin has been using their room number to get perks at the hotel.

[25:18 - 25:37]The speaker reveals that Austin has been charging expenses to their room, using their credit card.

[25:49 - 26:24]Austin is accused of taking advantage of the speaker's Marriott ambassador status and receiving perks meant for the speaker.

[26:05 - 28:17]The speaker finds out that Austin has been using their room number to get perks at the hotel.

[27:14 - 28:28]Austin denies this and claims he did not know.

[28:06 - 28:54]The speaker and another person have been charging something, possibly a phone, which has caused tension between them.

[28:55 - 29:42]The person they are speaking to has some underlying resentment towards the speaker, possibly related to Pride Month.

[29:42 - 31:45]The speaker and the other person had breakfast and high tea at the Ritz, where the service was very formal and everyone was dressed up.

[29:55 - 31:52]The speaker considers the other person to be a diva and provides examples of their diva behavior, including being late to events and being rude to service workers.

[31:52 - 33:16]The speaker and another person have been charging something, possibly a phone, which has caused tension between them.

[32:14 - 33:41]The speaker had to borrow a tie from the coat check at the Ritz to fit in with the dress code.

[33:16 - 34:44]The speaker considers the other person to be a diva and provides examples of their diva behavior, including being late to events and being rude to service workers.

[33:23 - 35:51]The speaker and another person have been charging something, possibly a phone, which has caused tension between them.

[35:02 - 37:32]The speaker was disappointed that there was no beef Wellington on the menu at high tea, only pastries and sandwiches.

[35:19 - 36:24]The speaker and another person have been charging something, possibly a phone, which has caused tension between them.

[37:32 - 39:43]The speaker had to borrow a tie from the coat check at the Ritz to fit in with the dress code.

[37:37 - 38:05]The speaker and another person have been charging something, possibly a phone, which has caused tension between them.

[38:11 - 40:00]The speaker was disappointed that there was no beef Wellington on the menu at high tea, only pastries and sandwiches.

[39:31 - 40:32]They discuss the differences between different types of egg sandwiches.

[39:37 - 41:50]The speaker complains about the rules and expectations at the Ritz, such as the dress code and minimum orders.

[40:07 - 40:41]They had a variety pack of sandwiches, but many of them were not good.

[40:57 - 41:55]They make jokes about one of their companions, who is absent.

[41:56 - 43:17]The speaker complains about the rules and expectations at the Ritz, such as the dress code and minimum orders.

[42:31 - 44:15]They make jokes about one of their companions, who is absent.

[43:43 - 44:27]They discuss the speaker's name and use a slang term for a cigarette.

[44:28 - 45:30]They make jokes about one of their companions, who is absent.

[44:39 - 45:42]The speaker complains about the rules and expectations at the Ritz, such as the dress code and minimum orders.

[45:42 - 46:18]The speaker and their companions had a disappointing experience at the Ritz.

[46:18 - 47:19]The speaker's sexuality is brought up and they make jokes about their friend's sexuality.

[47:20 - 48:42]The speaker and their companions had a disappointing experience at the Ritz.

[48:12 - 50:58]The group discusses their upcoming plans, including a trip to New York.

[49:42 - 51:53]They discuss the speaker's name and use a slang term for a cigarette.

[51:42 - 52:18]Austin admits to lying about being on the rooftop of the Beatles

[51:48 - 53:30]They discuss Austin's use of the word and his denial of it

[52:24 - 53:41]They bring up the topic of Austin wanting to be a father

[52:54 - 54:24]He defends himself, saying he will be a good father

[54:24 - 58:26]A discussion about surrogacy and childbirth ensues

[56:56 - 57:47]Others claim he uses it frequently

[58:34 - 1.00:28]Austin admits to lying about being on the rooftop of the Beatles

[58:54 - 59:29]They discuss TwitchCon and Austin's involvement in it.

[1.00:29 - 1.01:29]Austin admits to saying a derogatory term

[1.00:44 - 1.02:30]They discuss TwitchCon and Austin's involvement in it.

[1.00:59 - 1.01:48]He defends himself, saying he will be a good father