[00:20 - 00:25] Two hosts are discussing downloading files.

[00:33 - 00:40]They talk about winning a war and being at the gates of heaven.

[01:43 - 01:50]One host reminds the other about studying the lyrics but they did not.

[01:50 - 01:56]They attempt to sing a song with incorrect lyrics.

[02:36 - 02:44]They introduce themselves and mention wearing monkey suits.

[03:57 - 04:05]They have bananas and make monkey noises.

[07:02 - 07:09]One host spills banana on their suit and the other host mentions it was an expensive suit.

[08:08 - 08:13]One host defends the purchase, saying it will eventually pay off.

[08:28 - 08:34]They discuss the cost of the suit and the company's financial situation.

[08:49 - 08:54]The other host mentions the importance of their mental health.

[00:20 - 08:54]Overall, the two hosts discuss their podcast and make jokes while wearing monkey suits and eating bananas.

[08:56 - 09:04] The speaker talks about how wearing a suit makes them feel strong and confident.

[09:34 - 09:51]They discuss how wearing a suit and a "monkey suit" can give them the confidence to say controversial things.

[10:11 - 10:26]The speaker talks about the influence of a suit and camera in making people believe anything they say.

[11:16 - 11:32]They joke about donating semen for extra cash at a sperm clinic.

[12:39 - 12:50]The speaker and their friend have donated semen to a sperm clinic in LA and challenge their listeners to find it.

[13:04 - 13:20]The listener is off the hook for child support if they find the semen.

[14:42 - 14:48]The speaker mentions their food sensitivities and asks for advice from the listeners.

[14:42 - 14:48]The speaker mentions their food sensitivities again and asks for medical advice.

[15:33 - 15:42]They mention their audience demographic and joke about making mature content.

[15:33 - 15:42]The speaker confirms their audience demographic and promotes their content as being for mature adults.

[15:42 - 15:49]The speaker is wearing a monkey suit during the conversation.

[08:56 - 15:49]The speaker discusses the confidence and influence of wearing a suit and a monkey suit, jokes about donating semen for cash, talks about their food sensitivities and asks for advice, mentions their audience demographic and promotes their mature content, and challenges listeners to find their donated semen at a sperm clinic in LA.

[15:49 - 15:59] Ryan and the speaker are wearing suits for a more mature and professional look.

[17:56 - 18:02]They switch seats to potentially annoy their audience, and may do so again in the future.

[18:22 - 18:29]The speaker has a scar on his face, and Ryan does not have a bad side.

[19:49 - 19:59]The speaker used to pee in sinks, but stopped because of Ryan's influence.

[20:51 - 21:00]The speaker also started sitting down to pee, which may have led to a UTI.

[21:12 - 21:18]During their break, the speaker spent 9/11 in the hospital for pissing blood.

[21:59 - 22:15]The speaker experiences chest pains from drinking carbonated beverages.

[22:22 - 22:33]Ryan leaves to get water for his chest pain.

[15:49 - 22:33]The speaker and Ryan wear suits, switch seats, and discuss personal habits such as peeing in sinks and sitting down to pee. The speaker also mentions going to the hospital for pissing blood and experiencing chest pains from carbonated beverages. Ryan leaves to get water for his chest pain.

[22:33 - 22:42]Listeners could hear the speaker's throat gurgling and feel pressure building

[22:51 - 22:58]The speaker sometimes pees in the sink for fun, especially at expensive restaurants

[23:05 - 23:11]They joke about tracking where they've peed in the sink with an app or "p-tracker"

[24:09 - 24:22]They discuss monkeys and how they don't actually eat bananas in the wild

[25:31 - 25:37]The speaker's friend Luke is the podcast editor and helps with day-to-day tasks

[27:51 - 28:05]The speaker jokes about "monkey pussy" and explains how they learned the term from E 40's song

[29:30 - 29:36]They joke about the FBI potentially investigating their search for "monkey pussy"

[29:45 - 29:50]They try to figure out why "monkey" is a slang term for pussy

[30:00 - 30:07]The term "monkey" for pussy dates back to the 1800s

[22:33 - 30:17]The speaker and their friend talk about various topics, including throat gurgling, peeing in the sink, monkeys, and the slang term "monkey pussy," which they learned from a song and researched its origins.

[30:24 - 30:33] The speaker asks about someone from the 1800s, mentioning Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Edison, and Abraham Lincoln.

[30:47 - 30:52]The speaker discusses the possibility of Abraham Lincoln being gay and shares a story about contacting him through a psychic.

[31:18 - 31:26]They debate whether Lincoln personally freed the slaves or had more political motivations.

[31:41 - 31:46]They joke about Lincoln sharing a bed with a man and his wife Mary Todd.

[32:49 - 32:58]The speaker calls their mother to ask if she has ever heard of "monkey" being used as slang for a woman's vagina.

[35:11 - 35:16]The speaker's co-host receives a call about a package delivery.

[36:25 - 36:37]The conversation shifts to the term "monkey" and its various uses and origins.

[36:52 - 37:09]The mother mentions only knowing "monkey" being associated with extreme heat and passing out.

[37:29 - 37:42]The speaker also mentions other animals being used as euphemisms for a woman's vagina.

[38:04 - 38:12]The mother is surprised and unaware of "monkey" being used in that context.

[30:18 - 38:12]The speaker and their co-host discuss various topics, including the possibility of Abraham Lincoln being gay and the origins of the term "monkey" being used as slang for a woman's vagina. They also receive a call about a package delivery and the speaker's mother joins in the conversation, sharing her knowledge of other animal euphemisms.

[38:44 - 38:49] Audio conversation between two individuals discussing a woman named Cecile and her complimenting one of the men on his glasses

[40:50 - 40:57]The conversation turns to the possibility of a tornado in Los Angeles and the man jokingly scaring the other with a banana

[43:49 - 44:01]They discuss a show called "Scare Tactics" and a lawsuit involving comedian Tracy Morgan and a Walmart truck driver

[44:10 - 44:17]Sean Kingston's name is mentioned and they debate whether he was in a speedboat or Jetski accident

[45:55 - 46:04]The man confirms that Sean Kingston was in a Jetski accident and had heart surgery

[38:13 - 46:04]The two men discuss a woman named Cecile and her complimenting one of them on his glasses, and then jokingly discuss a possible tornado in Los Angeles and a show called "Scare Tactics." They also discuss a lawsuit involving comedian Tracy Morgan and a Jetski accident involving Sean Kingston.

[46:04 - 46:17] Sean Kingston apparently made a novice mistake while driving a watercraft

[46:18 - 46:25]Investigators blame the accident on inexperience and inattention

[47:32 - 47:37]A conversation about banana consumption occurs

[50:29 - 50:40]The hosts discuss a class action lawsuit against amusement parks for this issue

[51:45 - 51:50]The topic shifts to rides at amusement parks and how they "molest" riders

[52:26 - 52:33]The concept of "molesting" is defined and a personal story is shared

[54:24 - 54:32]The speaker's dad is blamed for clearing the computer's search history

[46:04 - 54:32]A concise summary of the conversation is that the hosts discuss a variety of topics including Sean Kingston's accident, banana consumption, and amusement park rides that "molest" riders. They also share a personal story about their dad clearing the computer's search history.

[54:48 - 54:55]Eighth grade memory of getting in trouble for not clearing browser history

[56:06 - 56:12]Discussion with mom about possibly revealing all browser history

[57:23 - 57:31]Dad's involvement and lack of gratitude for taking the fall

[59:44 - 59:51]Questioning the origins of the term "lesbian" and discovering it comes from an island in Greece

[1.01:57 - 1.02:06]The need for a new, Greek-based term for homosexual men to match the origins of the term "lesbian"

[1.02:14 - 1.02:19]Proposal to come up with a new term for homosexual men based on a gay poet from an island

[1.02:14 - 1.02:19]Fire Island as a historical gay and lesbian town in America

[54:33 - 1.02:40]The narrator recalls a memory from eighth grade where they got in trouble for not clearing their browser history, and discusses the origins of the term "lesbian" and the need for a new term for homosexual men. They also mention Fire Island, a historical gay and lesbian town in America, and propose finding a Greek-based term for homosexual men.

[1.02:41 - 1.02:46] Introduction to Gay and Lesbian town

[1.02:46 - 1.02:53]Looking at Google Earth and discussing famous gay person

[1.03:00 - 1.03:06]Mention of the Jovians and Bon Jovi being gay

[1.03:41 - 1.03:48]Speculation about other famous bisexual people/places

[1.04:17 - 1.04:24]Mention of the Super Mega community accepting all genders and sexualities

[1.06:17 - 1.06:27]Discussion about the Super Mega Show After Hours on Patreon

[1.07:44 - 1.07:51]Gratitude for Patreon supporters during hiatus and announcement of new tiers

[1.09:11 - 1.09:17]Discussion about adults spitting up and false advertising on Patreon

[1.09:17 - 1.09:24]Mention of rent being expensive and joking about showing Matt's penis on Patreon

[1.02:41 - 1.10:28]The page_content contains a transcript of a conversation between two individuals discussing various topics such as gay and lesbian individuals, famous bisexual people, and the Super Mega community. They also mention the Super Mega Show After Hours on Patreon and express gratitude for Patreon supporters during a hiatus. The conversation concludes with a joke about vomiting in a monkey suit.