[00:29 - 00:59] Manscaped is offering 20% off and free shipping with the code Supermega for their products, including the updated Lawnmower 5.0.

[02:41 - 02:47]The hosts discuss setting up a GoFundMe for a $5 goal to buy a shirt.

[05:29 - 05:36]They also talk about microchipping and putting collars on their cats.

[08:25 - 08:32]They discuss the discomfort and suffering Jesus may have faced during his time on earth.

[08:51 - 08:58]The conversation shifts to joking about God and the Bible.

[08:59 - 09:07]The hosts joke about making a video essay about Jesus and Ben Shapiro.

[00:00 - 09:13]The last bullet point is a humorous take on the conversation and the hosts' dynamic.

[09:30 - 09:36]Ben Shapiro claims to be the King of the Jews and says Jesus was a fraud

[09:48 - 09:56]Larry David is considered the modern King of the Jews

[10:29 - 10:37]Second puberty symptoms include voice cracking and random boners

[11:41 - 11:48]Nipple stones and random boners were the worst parts of puberty

[12:58 - 13:03]Luke plays "No Reason Boner" by Ninja Sex Party on repeat and enjoys making awkward eye contact with people at IKEA

[15:40 - 16:10]Luke can carry both the narrator and the other person on his shoulders at IKEA

[09:14 - 16:27]The narrator did not have a close relationship with his step brother and considers Luke a big brother figure.

[16:32 - 16:55]People often mix gaslighting and seriousness in their conversations.

[22:57 - 23:02]They have a commercial break for Manscaped grooming products.

[23:03 - 23:08]They discuss the quick shipping of their merchandise and joke about rubbing grease on the shirts.

[23:08 - 23:22]They make a joke about Reddit and its users.

[24:00 - 24:06]They suggest using a sarcasm indicator when making jokes or ironic statements.

[24:00 - 24:06]They mention their sense of humor and possibly offending others.

[24:06 - 24:14]They discuss the seriousness of fighting for America's freedom.

[24:23 - 24:30]They mention Danny Sexbang and his songs about nostalgia and imagination.

[16:27 - 25:15]They mention a negative experience with a psychic and the importance of believing in the right god. Overall, the speakers discuss a variety of topics including gaslighting, sarcasm, America's freedom, Danny Sexbang, commercial breaks, merchandise, Reddit, and a negative experience with a psychic.

[25:16 - 25:22] The speaker discusses their experience in hell, hearing imps and demons for the first time.

[25:22 - 25:28]They compare the sound to a high pitch filter on someone's voice.

[25:28 - 25:33]They mention the town Black Ops 2 zombies.

[25:57 - 26:09]The speaker expresses fear of going to a psychic, describing visions of levitation and crystal balls.

[26:35 - 26:40]They discuss the possibility of visiting a psychic together.

[27:33 - 27:43]The speaker talks about their favorite pork fried rice and vinegar at a restaurant.

[29:06 - 29:14]They mention a trip to Five Guys and their preference for malt vinegar on fries.

[30:55 - 31:01]The speaker shares a story about drinking pickle juice and enjoying it.

[31:01 - 31:29]They compare this story to a more serious story about a family member during a war.

[25:16 - 32:56]The speaker discusses various experiences and preferences, including their first time hearing imps and demons, fear of psychics, and enjoyment of vinegar on food. They also share a more serious story about a family member during a war.

[32:56 - 33:02]People laying on their stomach or back, kicking and rolling around

[33:03 - 33:11]Drinking pickle juice and enjoying it

[33:33 - 33:39]Three pig brothers build houses out of straw, sticks, and bricks

[34:14 - 34:20]Big Bad Wolf comes and huffs and puffs, but only blows down the straw and stick houses

[36:49 - 36:54]Wolf knocks himself out trying to blow down the brick house

[37:22 - 37:28]Pigs eat the wolf and live happily ever after

[38:50 - 39:00]Me and Ryan's dream of having an online shop comes true with Shopify

[38:50 - 39:00]We sell Supermega merch and products on our Shopify store

[39:00 - 39:09]Shopify is the global commerce platform that helps businesses sell at every stage

[39:24 - 39:35]We have called Shopify support in the middle of the night and they have been helpful

[40:11 - 40:20]After a six hour break, the cheese is room temperature and creamy

[40:45 - 40:52]Matt and Ryan talk about their favorite snacking cheeses

[40:59 - 41:05]Matt is enjoying the cheese and describes its taste and texture

[41:37 - 41:42]Matt eats the cheese in a suggestive manner

[41:43 - 41:53]A subreddit called "r/cheeseporn" possibly exists, featuring pictures or videos of cheese

[32:56 - 41:53]People are lounging, pickles are consumed, three pigs build houses, wolf fails to blow down brick house, pigs eat the wolf, Supermega has an online shop with Shopify, Matt enjoys cheese, and there may be a subreddit called "r/cheeseporn."

[41:55 - 42:05] Two individuals talking about posting a video to a cheese porn subreddit

[42:16 - 42:21]One individual receives a prank video from their mom on Instagram

[42:45 - 42:52]They discuss the cheese porn subreddit and browse through some posts

[44:23 - 44:31]One individual shares a story about drinking pickle juice and another about eating a grilled cheese sandwich at 2:30am

[46:52 - 47:01]They mention their mom and express gratitude for a childhood habit of keeping water by their bed

[47:41 - 47:50]They share their current nighttime habits, including keeping a pack of water bottles under the bed to drink from at night

[48:13 - 48:19]They continue to discuss their nighttime habits, including keeping water by their bed and their pets' behavior at night

[48:13 - 48:19]One individual shares how their cat and maid can be disruptive at night

[48:35 - 48:40]The discussion ends with one individual sharing how their cat wakes them up by scratching on their headboard

[41:55 - 49:03]30am. They also discuss their nighttime habits and their pets' behavior at night, mentioning their mom's habit of keeping water by their bed when they were younger. They now keep water bottles under their bed to drink from at night. They also mention how their cat and maid can be disruptive at night and end with a story about their cat waking them up by scratching on their headboard.

[49:23 - 49:29] The speaker discusses how they handle their cat, often picking it up by the tail.

[49:29 - 49:45]They mention that cats' tails can grow back if something were to happen to them.

[49:29 - 49:45]There is a debate about whether it is safe to pick up a cat by its tail, with some saying it is an urban legend.

[49:29 - 49:45]The speaker compares picking up a cat by its tail to how mother cats pick up their kittens.

[49:45 - 49:52]They also mention the phenomenon of rats' tails becoming intertwined and bound together, known as a "rat king."

[53:55 - 54:01]A discussion about tangled headphone cords leads to a mention of a drug deal witnessed at Universal Studios.

[54:22 - 54:28]The speaker and their companion discuss their last trip to Disneyland, and the possibility of going together again.

[55:31 - 55:41]They recall a company trip to Disney World in 2017.

[55:41 - 55:57]The speaker mentions waiting in line for the Avatar ride at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

[56:34 - 56:44]They express frustration with Disney's pricing and mention a recent partnership with Epic Games.

[56:34 - 56:44]The speaker expresses their disinterest in Disney franchises being incorporated into Fortnite.

[56:45 - 56:52]A potential upcoming addition to Fortnite based on Pixar's "Inside Out" is mentioned.

[49:04 - 56:52]Overall, the speaker discusses various topics related to pets, amusement parks, and Disney's business ventures.

[56:53 - 56:59] Disney is working on a metaverse

[57:00 - 57:08]During COVID, there was hype about the metaverse being the next big thing

[57:15 - 57:20]People were investing in virtual property in the metaverse

[57:15 - 57:20]Humans are short-sighted and thought the metaverse would last forever

[57:27 - 57:33]The metaverse is not at a point where people are using it regularly

[57:53 - 58:07]The concept is cool, but similar experiences are already available on smartphones

[58:35 - 58:43]Wearable technology, like VR headsets, never catches on or sticks

[58:43 - 58:49]Google Glass was a failed attempt at wearable tech

[1.01:13 - 1.01:21]Supermega Jr. is a Patreon exclusive extended portion of the podcast

[1.01:42 - 1.01:50]Shout out to podcast producers and executive producers from Patreon

[1.01:50 - 1.02:00]They are getting special stickers in May

[1.03:24 - 1.03:29]The podcast is available on Spotify, Apple podcasts, and YouTube

[1.04:00 - 1.04:06]Having a big dick doesn't make someone good at sex

[56:53 - 1.04:08]Disney is working on a metaverse and there was hype about it during COVID, but it hasn't caught on and wearable tech, like Google Glass, has not been successful. Supermega Jr. is a Patreon exclusive extended portion of the podcast and there are special stickers available in May. The podcast is available on multiple platforms and having a large penis does not guarantee sexual skill.