[00:00 - 00:19]Welcome to the Chuckles sandwich podcast

[00:19 - 02:05]They discuss Ted getting a standing desk

[02:50 - 03:04]Schlatt looks emo

[03:33 - 05:11]They are standing during the podcast

[04:16 - 05:19]They discuss Ted getting a standing desk

[05:19 - 06:35]The first scandal is one Schlatt will enjoy

[05:52 - 06:05]The scandal is not mentioned yet

[06:35 - 07:17]They talk about their podcast success

[06:52 - 07:26]They passed Obama and Bruce Springsteen in the podcast rankings

[07:26 - 08:24]They talk about Bruce Springsteen's DUI scandal

[07:45 - 09:11]The first scandal is one Schlatt will enjoy

[08:24 - 08:37]They discuss Ted getting a standing desk

[09:11 - 10:05]Schlatt looks emo

[10:05 - 11:14]They talk about their podcast success

[10:32 - 10:39]They discuss Ted getting a standing desk

[11:14 - 11:24]They discuss their underdog status

[11:24 - 11:32]End.

[11:33 - 11:51]They discuss their underdog status

[11:51 - 11:57]They talk about Bruce Springsteen's DUI scandal

[11:57 - 12:11]Welcome to the Chuckles sandwich podcast

[12:12 - 12:34]The first scandal is one Schlatt will enjoy

[12:35 - 16:26]Cinead O'Connor tore up a photo of the Pope on live television during a performance on Saturday Night Live in October 1992.

[16:26 - 19:30]There have been rumors of behind-the-scenes mistreatment on the set of the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

[17:08 - 19:20]The show had no prior knowledge of the act and the audience was completely silent.

[19:33 - 21:22]Cinead O'Connor tore up a photo of the Pope on live television during a performance on Saturday Night Live in October 1992.

[20:52 - 24:09]Tiger Woods crashed his car into a traffic pole in a highly publicized incident.

[22:17 - 23:02]There have been rumors of behind-the-scenes mistreatment on the set of the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

[23:02 - 25:12]Tiger Woods crashed his car into a traffic pole in a highly publicized incident.

[25:13 - 27:18]There have been rumors of behind-the-scenes mistreatment on the set of the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

[27:19 - 30:29]They mention a story about a man who became famous after being released from prison, only to start killing again.

[30:29 - 31:25]Two individuals discuss a potential scandal they could get involved in.

[31:43 - 37:03]One individual suggests a plan involving replacing ceiling fans with swords and sneaking into people's homes to replace their shoes with moon boots.

[36:49 - 38:11]The other individual expresses doubt and suggests a different plan involving his size.

[37:10 - 38:06]The speaker likes magnets and goes to JFK airport or LaGuardia airport

[38:06 - 39:06]They make an announcement that everyone must wear magnets as a new security feature

[38:12 - 40:10]They divert the plane tunnel towards the turbine, causing people to get sucked in

[40:10 - 45:55]They discuss a plan involving a safari and luring older couples into a jungle where they will be devoured by lions

[44:07 - 46:52]They come up with a plan to make a profit by selling tickets to watch the old people get killed

[46:02 - 47:39]They discuss another scandal involving Burning Man and lighting people on fire

[47:08 - 49:49]They come up with a scandal involving starting a skydiving company and switching out the parachutes with mini nukes, causing a human-based air strike on any location on the planet.

[49:51 - 50:46]The speakers discuss their undisclosed location in the Pacific, and mention drinking a martini.

[50:31 - 51:41]They joke about creating a scandal, and mention using other people's businesses to do horrible things.

[51:42 - 54:50]They discuss dream scandals, and mention selling coins and water bottles.

[54:12 - 56:58]They discuss creating a scandal around selling gift cards in the form of chocolate bucks.

[55:09 - 56:02]They discuss dream scandals, and mention selling coins and water bottles.

[56:12 - 58:22]They discuss creating a scandal around selling gift cards in the form of chocolate bucks.

[58:30 - 59:29]They discuss a job with terrible managers and low pay, and mention replacing workers with robots.

[58:48 - 1.00:28]They promote a chocolate sandwich special card and a free trip to the African jungle.

[59:29 - 1.00:25]They joke about the podcast being a scandal.