[00:33 - 00:40]Matt and Ryan introduce the podcast episode

[01:15 - 01:27]They discuss the dangers of hyperhydration and share a story about a woman who died from drinking too much water in a Wii contest

[02:12 - 02:29]Ryan shares his struggles with running and asks for advice from the audience

[02:43 - 02:49]They talk about the joys and pains of running and the feeling of a "runner's high"

[04:36 - 04:41]Matt talks about his recent trip to a Chinese bakery and the delicious pastries he tried

[06:51 - 06:56]They discuss their average bedtime and how late they stay up

[08:11 - 08:32]Matt reveals his tactic for waking up early which involves a trap and legos

[00:02 - 08:32]Matt and Ryan discuss various topics including the dangers of hyperhydration, the joys and pains of running, and their average bedtime. They also share personal stories and Matt reveals his unique tactic for waking up early.

[08:32 - 08:44] The speaker talks about waking up and going to bed according to his mother's text messages from the East Coast.

[09:53 - 10:10]He shares a dream about his penis dissolving due to an STD and how relieved he was when he woke up.

[15:35 - 15:50]The speaker and his friend discuss their recurring nightmares and make fun of their co-host Tucker.

[15:56 - 16:27]They joke about Susie, their other co-host, throwing feces around the recording room.

[16:51 - 17:16]The speaker talks about his love for me undies and how soft they are.

[08:32 - 17:16]The speaker shares a dream about his penis dissolving and discusses recurring nightmares with his friend while making jokes about their co-hosts and expressing his love for me undies.

[17:49 - 18:19] MeUndies has upgraded their membership and offers limited edition prints for members.

[18:19 - 18:36]Members get special pricing and can skip or cancel at any time.

[18:36 - 19:14]There is a 100% satisfaction guarantee and a 15% discount for first-time purchasers.

[19:14 - 19:22]The hosts personally endorse the product and wear them.

[21:32 - 21:42]They discuss their favorite childhood shows and collectible cards.

[23:06 - 23:18]They joke about potential guests for their podcast.

[24:56 - 25:03]Bill Cosby has been convicted but not yet sentenced.

[25:33 - 25:45]His legal team plans to appeal the conviction.

[17:16 - 25:45]A comprehensive summary of the text is that MeUndies has upgraded their membership and offers limited edition prints for members, with special pricing and a satisfaction guarantee. The hosts personally endorse the product and discuss their favorite childhood shows and collectible cards. They also joke about potential guests for their podcast. The text also mentions Bill Cosby's conviction and plans for appeal.

[25:45 - 25:55]Discussion about someone's last name being "fake news"

[25:56 - 26:04]Mention of car fuses and needing them to operate

[26:04 - 26:21]Request for payment and signing off on a church's new set of pews

[26:21 - 26:28]Game where one person has to guess what the other is saying (using the word "fake")

[26:28 - 26:35]Examples of things that could be "fake" (Pamela Anderson's boobs, a cruise, a dropped apple)

[30:23 - 30:36]Discussion about mustaches and a sponsorship for Robin Hood investing app

[31:45 - 31:51]Mention of using the restroom and growing vegetables

[32:41 - 33:03]Personal experience with tomatoes and avocados causing heartburn

[33:59 - 34:06]Discussion about vaping and nicotine addiction

[25:45 - 34:06]Discussion about fake news and last names, talk about car fuses and pews, a game using the word "fake", mention of a sponsorship for Robin Hood investing app, personal experience with heartburn and vaping.

[34:06 - 34:16]Discussion about heartburn and its effects on the esophageal canal

[34:53 - 35:02]Imagining and discussing the concept of holding one's own heart

[35:28 - 35:34]Memories of having chicken pox and its effects on the body

[36:49 - 36:59]Comparison of oatmeal and cream of wheat as breakfast options

[38:07 - 38:13]Discussion about Kanye West's controversial comments on slavery and his subsequent apology

[39:00 - 39:16]Protests in the German city of Chemnitz

[39:48 - 39:57]Aaron Rodgers' new contract with the Green Bay Packers

[40:05 - 40:11]Comparison of college and NFL football players' salaries

[40:18 - 40:28]Mention of Will Smith's movie about concussions in football

[41:00 - 41:14]Discussion about let's player thumbnails and appreciation for artist Don's work

[34:06 - 41:24]The discussion covers various topics including heartburn, holding one's heart, chicken pox, breakfast options, Kanye West's comments and apology, protests in Chemnitz, Aaron Rodgers' contract, comparison of football player salaries, and Will Smith's movie. The hosts also mention the possibility of using let's player thumbnails in their content.

[41:25 - 41:34]Discussion about an employee of Superman who may not be watching content

[41:55 - 42:14]Reference to Honey and the excessive use of honey

[43:23 - 43:35]Reference to the internet meme "The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight"

[43:35 - 43:42]Discussion of how this meme was used to identify fellow redditors in public places

[44:48 - 44:54]Mention of a famous rage comic related to the meme

[45:41 - 45:47]Discussion of another meme, "Waffles? Don't you mean Carrots?"

[46:25 - 46:45]Realization that people listen to the podcast and finding it interesting

[47:02 - 47:15]Reference to Dane Cook and his use of "BD eyes"

[47:47 - 48:07]Joke about tweeting at Dane Cook about the narwhal meme

[48:24 - 48:37]Mention of Alec Baldwin withdrawing from a role in the Joker movie

[48:48 - 49:11]Discussion of Baldwin and David Hasselhoff getting in trouble for their behavior towards their daughters

[49:33 - 49:41]Reflection on the popularity and impact of these memes in high school

[49:33 - 49:41]Mention of the Cheeseburger Network and fail blog being popular in high school

[41:25 - 49:41]The conversation covers a variety of topics including discussion about an employee of Superman, references to Honey and internet memes, reflection on the popularity of these memes in high school, and mentions of celebrities such as Dane Cook and Alec Baldwin.

[49:41 - 49:47]Talking about "fail blog" and how they used to watch it with cousins

[50:11 - 50:16]Mentioning "Tosh Point", Daniel Tosh, and a potential game show idea

[50:47 - 50:56]Discussing "Jackbox" games and how they are fun with friends

[51:02 - 51:09]Sharing a story about a friend who fell through a glass table while high on weed

[52:18 - 52:27]Talking about how girls don't do gross things like poop or urinate

[52:27 - 52:33]Mentioning a high school classmate who believed that girls didn't poop

[52:46 - 52:52]Discussing periods and how they are painful but normal

[52:46 - 52:52]Encouraging girls to keep going through their periods

[52:52 - 53:01]Mentioning drinking period blood as a joke

[54:45 - 55:00]Ending the podcast due to a disagreement about period blood being gross

[55:12 - 55:21]Thanking listeners for their support and announcing upcoming merchandise release

[55:28 - 55:39]Mentioning how they handle everything themselves and that it may take some time

[49:41 - 56:20]Ending with a mention of a potential game show idea and a summary of the podcast topic being about "fail blog" and other random discussions.