[00:06 - 00:12] Introduction to Big Man Podcast and its rules

[00:20 - 00:26]Discussion of the three things listeners must be a fan of (football, beer, and big titties)

[00:33 - 00:39]Debate over whether or not the hosts are fans of big titties

[01:36 - 01:41]Hosts' experiences with guns, including buying them and getting in trouble for jokingly pointing them at their parents

[03:40 - 03:46]Discussion about buying guns online and potential laws surrounding it

[04:06 - 04:12]Personal experiences with shooting different types of guns

[06:03 - 06:12]Discussion about age restrictions for buying guns

[00:06 - 06:27]Two hosts discuss their experiences with guns and debate whether or not they are fans of big titties. They also talk about buying guns online and age restrictions for purchasing them.

[06:28 - 06:35]Ryan couldn't drink caffeine past 5pm when he was 14

[06:35 - 06:51]At 14, he had a birthday party at a movie theater where they watched "World's End"

[06:51 - 06:57]Ryan was excited to see "Pirates of the Caribbean"

[06:57 - 07:03]He had a party with his friends and parents drove them there

[07:03 - 07:09]He thinks if a parent is driving their kid, they shouldn't own a gun

[07:35 - 07:42]Ryan was in a booster seat until he was 6 or 7

[09:09 - 09:20]Ryan jokingly says he wouldn't be surprised if his mom had to lock her doors to protect herself from him

[10:36 - 10:42]His mom recalls being scared of him when he turned 8 because of his strength

[11:02 - 11:08]He feels bad for a friend who had to use a booster seat at 14

[11:46 - 11:51]Ryan jokes about going to Neverland and Michael Jackson

[12:05 - 12:11]Neverland is no longer around and Jackson never returned after being acquitted of charges

[13:02 - 13:08]Ryan and his friend used to "play fight" with each other

[06:28 - 13:37]Ryan discusses his childhood memories and jokes about his strength and his friend using a booster seat at 14, as well as making jokes about Neverland and Michael Jackson.

[13:44 - 13:49]Narrator talks about messing up and dripping, and flying backwards and crashing through a dresser.

[13:50 - 13:55]Discusses how he had friends who would do gross things with mucus and spit.

[14:05 - 14:12]Talks about knowing how to keep spit going but could never suck it back up.

[14:40 - 14:48]Narrator and friend discuss a talent show and bending backward.

[16:26 - 16:37]They joke about getting a penis reduction surgery and donating the extra length to those in need.

[17:27 - 17:34]Friend talks about using Harry's shave gel and razor.

[19:12 - 19:21]Narrator talks about using Harry's shave gel and razor, and having a friend who also uses it.

[19:28 - 19:37]They joke about getting a penis reduction surgery and donating the extra length to those in need.

[19:50 - 19:56]The story is told in a conversation between two friends.

[19:56 - 20:01]They discuss the podcast having an ASMR vibe.

[20:24 - 20:30]They discuss the podcast having an ASMR vibe and the microphones used by NPR.

[20:37 - 20:43]Narrator talks about kissing the microphone and the bacteria on our bodies.

[20:37 - 20:43]The friends discuss gross things they used to do as kids, including spitting and bending backward.

[20:37 - 20:43]Narrator talks about kissing the microphone and the bacteria on our bodies.

[13:38 - 20:43]Friends joke and make references to previous parts of the conversation.

[20:44 - 20:54]Two people discussing the vulnerability and challenges of being born and the possibility of cloning humans

[23:03 - 23:17]Discussing the potential for other species to evolve with more complex emotions or abilities

[24:08 - 24:17]Mention of microtransactions in video games and upcoming new consoles

[26:21 - 26:30]Plans for staying up all night before the flight to try and sleep for 50% of the flight

[26:30 - 26:41]Excitement for upcoming trip to Japan for video production

[26:48 - 26:55]Mention of uploads for while they are gone and new content coming soon

[26:55 - 27:01]Completion of a game that caused some anger and frustration

[27:13 - 27:22]The game involves repeating the same level over and over again

[20:44 - 27:22]Two people discuss the challenges of being born and the possibility of cloning, as well as the potential for other species to have more complex abilities. They also mention microtransactions in video games, upcoming new consoles, and their upcoming trip to Japan for video production. They have plans to stay up all night before their flight and have completed a game that caused some frustration due to repeating the same level.

[27:22 - 27:36]Characters discuss the frustration of reliving events in movies like Groundhog Day and Happy Death Day.

[28:08 - 28:19]They also mention the popularity of cheap horror movies that make a lot of money, such as The Purge and Paranormal Activity.

[28:08 - 28:19]The trend in horror movies has shifted from gore to haunted house stories, like Insidious and The Conjuring.

[28:26 - 28:31]The group wonders if A24 could be considered its own genre of horror.

[28:26 - 28:31]They discuss the upcoming movie Mid-Summer, directed by the same person who directed Hereditary.

[30:58 - 31:05]One member of the group suggests that another member could potentially be a werewolf due to their mysterious and dark demeanor.

[31:45 - 31:51]The conversation ends with a discussion about the different animals the characters would turn into if they were Animorphs.

[32:12 - 32:19]They reference the scary book "The True Story of the Three Little Pigs" and the creepy covers of the Animorphs book series.

[27:22 - 34:00]Overall, the group discusses various horror movies and trends, including the popularity of cheap horror movies and the shift from gore to haunted house stories. They also touch on the potential for A24 to be considered its own genre and the upcoming movie Mid-Summer. The conversation ends with a lighthearted discussion about werewolves and the Animorphs book series.

[34:42 - 34:48]The speakers are watching a video featuring people turning into different animals

[38:09 - 38:16]One of the speakers remembers this video from when they were a kid and hated it

[38:23 - 38:29]They joke about the possibility of using tap dancing in their live shows

[39:22 - 39:34]They discuss different transformations, including a girl turning into a starfish, a gorilla, and a squid

[39:22 - 39:34]One of the speakers mentions that they have never done drugs, but their generation had media that could be considered "precursors" to things like furry culture

[39:22 - 39:34]They segue into an advertisement for Squarespace, discussing the platform's features and customizable options

[39:22 - 39:34]They discuss Seth MacFarlane's talents and promote the new season of Family Guy

[40:16 - 40:26]One of the speakers jokes about having Trump as a guest on the podcast

[41:00 - 41:08]They briefly discuss penis size and its relevance to a person's character

[34:02 - 41:08]The speakers are watching a video and discussing various topics, including media, advertising, and humor.

[41:08 - 41:15]Ryan and the speaker both have small penises

[41:24 - 41:30]Penis size does not affect anything

[41:46 - 41:53]Earlier in the episode, there was a joke about getting 10 inches off and three inches off the circumference

[41:54 - 42:00]FBI is investigating them for having penises that are too big

[42:07 - 42:14]Have to go to China for surgery to throw off the FBI

[42:22 - 42:28]Accidentally cancelled out a bit from earlier

[42:43 - 42:50]Size is relative and stumps Ryan

[43:53 - 44:02]Talking about their old branding and changes

[44:03 - 44:14]New intro music by Harrison

[44:56 - 45:01]Frank and Young Bay performing in Brooklyn

[46:30 - 46:37]Movie recommendation for Lords of Chaos

[47:05 - 47:12]Correction about nothing but black metal November

[47:32 - 47:38]Black metal is extreme and has graphic album covers

[47:38 - 47:47]The Super Mega guys have too big of penises and need to be killed

[41:08 - 48:04]The two speakers discuss their small penises and make jokes about it, then talk about a movie recommendation and a correction about a previous statement. They also mention changes in their branding and upcoming events.

[48:04 - 48:27] Discussion about black metal and how some people take it too seriously

[48:36 - 48:42]The speaker doesn't know much about black metal but has listened to some and it's not their thing

[48:56 - 49:03]They prefer more chill music and mention some bands they like

[50:49 - 50:58]They talk about making a playlist and getting to the airport in traffic

[52:52 - 52:58]They mention their podcast and how they need a catch phrase or branding

[53:12 - 53:18]They mention their friends' podcast coming soon

[53:34 - 53:39]They ask listeners to rate them on iTunes for more visibility

[54:04 - 54:10]The speaker has to go to the bathroom

[54:11 - 54:16]The podcast will be recorded in Tokyo next

[48:04 - 54:18]Overall, the speaker discusses music preferences, podcast topics, and plans for an upcoming trip to Tokyo.