
Minecraft ends our friendship | The Yard


[00:00 - 00:30]They mention having a sponsor on the phone to get bills taken care of.


[00:19 - 00:53]They joke about smoking something that made Ted talk and ask if the others want to try it.


[00:53 - 01:13]The episode starts with the hosts discussing a recent event involving someone's aunt being in the hospital.


[01:13 - 01:21]The hosts bring up the fact that some viewers have shown the podcast to their significant others, but it didn't go over well.


[01:22 - 02:26]They joke about trying to make viewers come and promote their Patreon.


[02:07 - 02:13]The episode ends with the hosts talking about a moderator's last name being Hargle Lindgren.


[02:26 - 02:47]The hosts bring up the fact that some viewers have shown the podcast to their significant others, but it didn't go over well.


[02:48 - 03:21]The hosts disagree about the quality of the old YouTube plaques.


[03:22 - 03:49]The hosts bring up the fact that some viewers have shown the podcast to their significant others, but it didn't go over well.


[03:49 - 05:14]One of the hosts talks about receiving a lot of DMs and mentions that some viewers have asked how they can help the podcast the most.


[03:57 - 05:40]They discuss reaching 100k subscribers and potentially turning their YouTube plaque into a skateboard.


[05:41 - 05:55]They mention a YouTube channel that turns objects into skateboards.


[05:55 - 07:14]The hosts disagree about the quality of the old YouTube plaques.


[07:14 - 07:31]The speaker mentions a five-star review and asks his friend to read it.


[07:14 - 08:12]They read a five-star review from a viewer who had a dream involving one of the hosts.


[07:32 - 08:57]The friend says he would help the speaker if he were in danger in real life.


[08:02 - 08:52]The review mentions a dream that the speaker had, which the friend did not know about.


[08:18 - 08:40]The episode ends with the hosts talking about a moderator's last name being Hargle Lindgren.


[09:19 - 09:41]The speaker mentions a time when he cried in front of the friend on stream.


[09:41 - 11:19]The speaker and his friend are discussing how they have changed over time.


[09:46 - 10:15]They discuss the friend's tendency to be late and how it keeps people on their toes.


[10:26 - 11:51]The speaker mentions that the friend has never said no to an activity before, but he recently declined an invitation to go rock climbing.


[10:51 - 12:40]The friend jokes about asking their tour guide if he would blow them and the speaker says he wanted to go on a ride called web slingers.


[11:20 - 11:38]They discuss a ride at a theme park and the speaker says he wanted to go on a new ride, but the friend says he didn't want to go on it.


[11:51 - 12:53]The speaker mentions that the friend has never said no to an activity before, but he recently declined an invitation to go rock climbing.


[12:53 - 14:20]The speaker reveals that he cries often and the friend has never seen him cry.


[13:01 - 15:27]The speaker talks about a YouTuber who is known for crying on the internet.


[14:20 - 16:20]The speaker mentions a time when he cried in front of the friend on stream.


[14:20 - 16:20]They mention a YouTube channel that rates the last 10 videos on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the worst.


[14:34 - 17:03]The speaker and his friend are discussing how they have changed over time.


[14:34 - 17:08]The speaker talks about a phone call with a "truck" who is crying because they are experiencing the same struggles as Ludwig.


[15:14 - 18:56]The speaker mentions being "scammed" by Shroud and having a misunderstanding about their relationship.


[16:45 - 18:25]The speaker talks about meeting Shroud at Disney and asking if the charity stream counts towards their time together.


[17:03 - 19:40]The speaker says he was dropping W's (wins) and getting along well with someone.


[17:08 - 18:00]The speaker mentions hanging out with someone named Trout and wanting to get him an hour, possibly for a project.


[17:34 - 17:50]The speaker mentions that he met someone named Hunter and asked him his name.


[18:00 - 19:22]The speaker says he was dropping W's (wins) and getting along well with someone.


[18:26 - 19:22]The speaker talks about a phone call with a "truck" who is crying because they are experiencing the same struggles as Ludwig.


[19:22 - 20:12]The speaker and his friend are discussing how they have changed over time.


[19:22 - 20:42]They discuss how fans interact with Ludwig and how he responds to them.


[20:06 - 21:06]The speaker talks about a phone call with a "truck" who is crying because they are experiencing the same struggles as Ludwig.


[20:12 - 22:07]The speaker mentions that he met someone named Hunter and asked him his name.


[20:19 - 21:59]The speaker and his friend are discussing how they have changed over time.


[21:07 - 22:07]The speaker mentions being "scammed" by Shroud and having a misunderstanding about their relationship.


[21:23 - 22:15]The friend jokes about asking their tour guide if he would blow them and the speaker says he wanted to go on a ride called web slingers.


[21:33 - 21:59]The speaker denies that the Unnamed Youtuber thinks that Ludwig is immune to these struggles.


[22:07 - 23:03]They talk about getting stuck on a ride at Disney and discuss Shroud's decision to not show his face on YouTube.


[22:42 - 23:54]The speaker mentions that there was no one injured or killed in the incident, but reveals that the skull on the ride is actually a real person's skull.


[23:03 - 23:54]The speaker mentions being "scammed" by Shroud and having a misunderstanding about their relationship.


[23:15 - 24:59]The speaker's group was on the last boat allowed to go through before the ride was shut down due to an incident.


[23:54 - 25:20]They talk about getting stuck on a ride at Disney and discuss Shroud's decision to not show his face on YouTube.


[24:59 - 25:20]The speaker is discussing a trip to a theme park, specifically a ride that had an incident.


[25:20 - 27:27]They mention hanging out with an Unnamed Youtuber who discusses the mental health struggles of being a YouTuber.


[25:20 - 28:09]The conversation then shifts to a survey about the most liked and disliked creators, in which the speaker was listed as one of the most disliked.


[26:10 - 27:56]The group discusses the results of the survey and the speaker mentions Joe Rogan as being the most familiar person on the list.


[26:35 - 27:41]The speaker talks about a YouTuber who is known for crying on the internet.


[28:09 - 30:45]The speaker then makes a bet with someone about whether or not McDonald's serves Big Macs all day.


[30:09 - 31:22]The speaker's age is mentioned and a possible inappropriate joke is alluded to.


[30:45 - 31:03]The speaker's group was on the last boat allowed to go through before the ride was shut down due to an incident.


[31:03 - 32:48]The group then discusses a news story about a former TikTok star being murdered, and the speaker's attempt at delivering the news in a humorous way is criticized.


[31:22 - 31:29]The speaker's age is mentioned and a possible inappropriate joke is alluded to.


[31:36 - 32:33]The group then discusses a news story about a former TikTok star being murdered, and the speaker's attempt at delivering the news in a humorous way is criticized.


[32:48 - 33:15]The conversation then shifts to the speaker's parents and the fact that the other person in the group has not met them yet.


[33:28 - 34:08]The group discusses the results of the survey and the speaker mentions Joe Rogan as being the most familiar person on the list.


[33:47 - 34:49]The speaker is praised for being a good "one take" actor.


[34:49 - 36:06]The conversation then shifts to the speaker's parents and the fact that the other person in the group has not met them yet.


[34:55 - 35:12]The speaker is praised for being a good "one take" actor.


[35:40 - 37:45]The speaker and Anthony were about to play Melee when Anthony randomly asked if the speaker's dad, who is a pilot, is a "Chad"


[37:00 - 41:10]The speaker and Anthony have a habit of asking random and sometimes inappropriate questions to each other, with the speaker often using Anthony's name to create songs about how "cringe" he is.


[41:10 - 44:54]The speaker has started playing Minecraft again and found it immersive, but also reminded him of a previous incident with Ludwig.


[42:41 - 43:59]Anthony once posted a nude photo of himself on Twitter, causing the speaker to think of how he would react if he met Anthony's parents.


[43:42 - 45:18]The speaker has started playing Minecraft again and found it immersive, but also reminded him of a previous incident with Ludwig.


[45:18 - 48:07]The speaker joined a Minecraft server with Ludwig, Atrioc, and Haywire, but Ludwig ended up killing him and taking all his items, causing the speaker to leave the server and refuse to play with Ludwig again.


[47:28 - 49:10]They talk about how Nick's behavior has changed since that incident


[47:37 - 48:07]They talk about how Ludwig and Slime played melee and Slime played in a way that was frustrating to Nick


[48:08 - 49:50]The group is discussing a past incident where Nick played a video game aggressively and angrily


[49:50 - 50:53]They discuss how Ludwig has changed since becoming more successful


[50:13 - 51:20]The group is discussing a past incident where Nick played a video game aggressively and angrily


[50:18 - 53:31]They discuss whether or not Nick still gets mad while playing video games


[52:14 - 53:03]Slime and Nick argue about who started the aggression and who is to blame


[52:29 - 54:07]Nick and Slime argue about the context of the game and the impact of their actions on each other


[53:31 - 56:04]They talk about how Nick's behavior has changed since that incident


[54:08 - 57:20]Nick and Slime argue about the context of the game and the impact of their actions on each other


[54:21 - 54:51]The group is discussing a past incident where Nick played a video game aggressively and angrily


[54:51 - 55:07]They discuss whether or not Nick still gets mad while playing video games


[56:04 - 57:08]They talk about how Ludwig and Slime played melee and Slime played in a way that was frustrating to Nick


[57:20 - 59:27]They discuss how they have grown and changed since then


[57:45 - 58:42]They discuss how they learned about empathy and its impact on their actions


[58:54 - 1.00:29]Nick and Slime argue about the context of the game and the impact of their actions on each other


[59:00 - 59:18]The group is discussing a past incident where Nick played a video game aggressively and angrily


[1.00:29 - 1.01:35]Quality app experience is guaranteed on Coinbase


[1.01:06 - 1.01:23]Third person in the room disagrees with something about Coinbase


[1.01:35 - 1.02:48]They discuss going to a football game together


[1.01:49 - 1.02:57]Old high school friend is contacted to hang out and smoke weed


[1.02:34 - 1.03:14]Friend has a weird interaction with Amen while talking about hanging out


[1.02:57 - 1.03:08]Friend is concerned about Amen's well-being and if he needs to leave the conversation


[1.03:14 - 1.04:10]Amen tries to make a joke about being busy and needing to move money to another account


[1.03:40 - 1.04:02]Old friend thinks Amen has changed a lot and wants to hang out


[1.04:10 - 1.05:24]Ludwig mentions how Amen can be abrasive and have strong opinions, but often impresses him


[1.04:24 - 1.04:50]Amen reflects on his social skills and how he tries to be funny and open in new situations


[1.05:24 - 1.08:17]Amen talks about how he was nervous and stumbled over his words on the Austin show


[1.07:55 - 1.09:03]Ludwig shares his own experience on the Austin show and how he made a joke about having a small penis


[1.08:23 - 1.08:28]Amen reflects on his social skills and how he tries to be funny and open in new situations


[1.08:47 - 1.09:52]Amen feels touched that Ludwig trusts him to be funny and mentions how he has gonorrhea during Friendsgiving.


[1.09:53 - 1.11:20]Amen reflects on his social skills and how he tries to be funny and open in new situations


[1.10:09 - 1.11:11]Ludwig needs something from someone and will schmooze to get it.


[1.10:16 - 1.10:55]They discuss going to a football game together


[1.11:11 - 1.12:29]Aiden is the "all right man" because he walks around and says "all right man".


[1.11:20 - 1.12:08]Amen reflects on his social skills and how he tries to be funny and open in new situations


[1.11:28 - 1.12:29]Friend has a weird interaction with Amen while talking about hanging out


[1.12:14 - 1.13:22]Aiden and Nick have a friendly argument about whether Ludwig schmoozes or not.


[1.12:29 - 1.13:09]Amen feels touched that Ludwig trusts him to be funny and mentions how he has gonorrhea during Friendsgiving.


[1.13:09 - 1.13:27]They discuss going to a football game together


[1.13:22 - 1.14:26]Ludwig needs something from someone and will schmooze to get it.


[1.13:28 - 1.13:47]Ludwig shares his own experience on the Austin show and how he made a joke about having a small penis


[1.13:28 - 1.14:14]Mango has borrowed a Switch and controller from Ludwig and uses them to play Nintendo Switch games on his stream.


[1.13:47 - 1.14:19]Amen feels touched that Ludwig trusts him to be funny and mentions how he has gonorrhea during Friendsgiving.


[1.14:14 - 1.14:42]They discuss how Mango takes things from their house.


[1.15:24 - 1.16:34]Mango has also stolen Cutie's laptop charger.


[1.16:17 - 1.17:40]Mango has borrowed a Switch and controller from Ludwig and uses them to play Nintendo Switch games on his stream.


[1.17:26 - 1.19:56]Aiden proposes a Bros vs Pros challenge involving Johnny Sins and trying to make Amensquirt the fastest.


[1.19:19 - 1.19:50]Ludwig needs something from someone and will schmooze to get it.


[1.19:56 - 1.20:16]There is a secret message involving Amensquirt and Pokemon Go.


[1.20:17 - 1.22:57]The friend answers and says everything is fine, just wanted to call.


[1.20:35 - 1.22:02]The narrator's phone gives a transcription of the voicemail, which says "I don't know, I don't know, missed our ride."


[1.20:53 - 1.21:12]The friend's call was about loading a camera film.


[1.21:12 - 1.23:45]The friend accidentally FaceTimed the narrator and left a voicemail.


[1.22:09 - 1.22:14]The friend answers and says everything is fine, just wanted to call.


[1.22:57 - 1.23:13]The narrator's phone gives a transcription of the voicemail, which says "I don't know, I don't know, missed our ride."


[1.23:13 - 1.24:08]The narrator and friend are both confused because the friend's car was gone, but he was actually home.


[1.23:22 - 1.24:20]The friend needed the narrator to go get his car and left a voicemail to ask if he was home.


[1.24:08 - 1.24:33]The friend runs a bit with a cashier, pretending to be the narrator's son.


[1.24:33 - 1.24:58]The friend accidentally FaceTimed the narrator and left a voicemail.


[1.24:58 - 1.28:05]The friend runs a bit with a cashier, pretending to be the narrator's son.


[1.26:29 - 1.27:19]The narrator later runs into the same cashier and she shows him the photo of the fish.


[1.26:48 - 1.26:55]The friend answers and says everything is fine, just wanted to call.


[1.27:28 - 1.28:11]The narrator's phone gives a transcription of the voicemail, which says "I don't know, I don't know, missed our ride."


[1.27:34 - 1.28:24]The narrator's friends think he is a terror, but he disagrees.


[1.28:24 - 1.28:37]The narrator's girlfriend or fiance enjoys the podcast.


[1.28:37 - 1.29:36]The narrator's friend catches a huge fish and shows it to the narrator at a coffee shop.


[1.29:09 - 1.29:27]The narrator later runs into the same cashier and she shows him the photo of the fish.


[1.30:08 - 1.30:26]The narrator's friend catches a huge fish and shows it to the narrator at a coffee shop.


[1.30:26 - 1.31:13]The narrator and friends joke about dressing up as Scooby Doo characters for Halloween.


[1.31:14 - 1.31:50]The narrator is told he is most like Shaggy.


[1.32:16 - 1.32:41]The narrator argues that he is not like Shaggy because he does not say "zoinks," but rather "jinkies."


[1.32:41 - 1.33:02]The narrator is told he is most like Shaggy.


[1.33:02 - 1.33:22]The narrator claims to have watched every episode of the original Scooby Doo series three times.


[1.33:22 - 1.33:50]The narrator's girlfriend or fiance enjoys the podcast.


[1.33:50 - 1.34:05]The narrator encourages listeners to join the Patreon for bonus episodes.


[1.34:05 - 1.34:15]The friend's call was about loading a camera film.