[00:23 - 00:34] A conversation about downloading files and a monologue for a podcast

[03:53 - 04:04]The speaker forgets the monologue and argues with his friend about it

[04:23 - 04:29]They joke about a fake story involving petroleum jelly

[04:56 - 05:03]The audience gets upset and the speaker promises to tell the real story on episode 100

[06:48 - 06:54]They discuss a popular meme called "skibity toilet" and make a joke about Joe Rogan discussing it on his podcast

[07:51 - 07:58]Joe Rogan watched a video clip of the speaker boxing and initially thought it was a father-son fight

[08:37 - 08:48]The speaker and his friend joke about the shape of a heart and the speaker's dad drawing it on a Valentine's Day card

[00:23 - 08:54]A conversation about downloading files and a monologue for a podcast leads to the speaker forgetting the monologue and arguing with his friend about it. They joke about a fake story involving petroleum jelly and the audience gets upset. The speaker promises to tell the real story on episode 100. They discuss a popular meme called "skibity toilet" and make a joke about Joe Rogan discussing it on his podcast. Joe Rogan watched a video clip of the speaker boxing and initially thought it was a father-son fight until his friend corrected him. They also joke about the shape of a heart and the speaker's dad drawing it on a Valentine's Day card. The speaker concludes with a joke about the heart being shaped like a butt.

[08:54 - 09:01] Person reminisces about their first erection and their mother bending over

[09:10 - 09:21]They discuss having no shame and how it could be considered a compliment

[09:21 - 09:33]They mention getting "in a pickle" and how they don't want to be in one with each other

[10:04 - 10:14]Person's mom wouldn't explain boners, said they would have to ask their dad

[10:41 - 10:52]They discuss how they didn't know what boners were when they were younger

[11:14 - 11:22]One person shares a story about getting a boner at the gym while doing an exercise

[11:35 - 11:51]Person talks about going to the gym and trying to be healthier

[14:43 - 14:55]The goal is to lose weight, gain muscle, and have a six-pack

[15:54 - 16:05]They discuss how their weight gain has affected their ability to do pushups and their desire to have abs

[15:54 - 16:05]Person shares their struggles with core strength and pushups

[08:54 - 16:05]Person reminisces about their first erection, discusses shame and compliments, shares a story about getting a boner at the gym, talks about not knowing about boners when they were younger, mentions going to the gym and trying to be healthier, and discusses their struggles with weight gain and pushups.

[16:05 - 16:18] The person discussing their weight, mentioning that they have gained 30 pounds in their 30s and are currently bouncing between 166 and 170 pounds.

[16:43 - 16:56]They mention stopping a medication called "gestural" because it was affecting their testosterone levels.

[16:43 - 16:56]They talk about experiencing emotional and physical changes due to hormonal imbalances.

[17:47 - 17:53]The person compares their experience to that of women's menstrual cycles and expresses gratitude and admiration for women.

[20:26 - 20:36]The person has gained weight and stopped taking medication, leading to hormonal imbalances and UTI.

[22:58 - 23:13]They then share a personal experience of having a urinary tract infection (UTI) and going to the hospital twice for treatment.

[22:58 - 23:13]The person now takes cranberry extract daily to maintain a healthy urinary system.

[16:05 - 23:13]The person discusses their weight gain, hormonal imbalances, and experience with a UTI, and expresses gratitude for women's experiences with menstruation. They now take cranberry extract daily for a healthy urinary system.

[23:13 - 23:22] Person is upset that credit is given to medicine and doctors instead of prayers for healing

[23:58 - 24:06]They believe God would have more of an effect on healing

[24:13 - 24:21]Person mentions a specific instance of God potentially healing a UTI

[24:45 - 24:52]They discuss the power of prayer and faith in healing

[26:07 - 26:13]Person mentions signs of God's existence in their life

[28:04 - 28:13]They apologize for the ads on their podcast and explain that they have no control over them

[29:14 - 29:22]Mention of George Lopez's career and role in Blue Beetle movie

[30:18 - 30:25]Discussion of George Lopez's jokes about white people

[30:44 - 30:53]Singing of worship songs

[31:22 - 31:29]Episode 7, feeling like they have run out of things to talk about

[23:13 - 31:29]Person discusses their belief in the power of prayer and faith in healing, as well as signs of God's existence in their life. They also mention a specific instance of potential healing through prayer and apologize for the ads on their podcast. There is also a discussion of George Lopez's career and jokes about white people, as well as singing of worship songs. Overall, the person expresses frustration that credit is given to medicine and doctors instead of God for healing.

[31:30 - 31:35]Speaker jokes about talking about the Lord, but then proceeds to talk about forgiveness

[31:36 - 31:45]Encourages listeners to forgive a friend by saying "I forgive you" out loud

[32:05 - 32:34]Talks about the sense of peace that comes with forgiveness

[32:34 - 32:43]Mentions the dangers of holding onto anger, jokingly referencing turning into the Incredible Hulk

[32:56 - 33:11]Continues to joke about potential consequences of anger, such as lawsuits and felony charges

[34:40 - 34:49]Transition to discussing uncomfortable clothing and growth through discomfort

[34:59 - 35:08]Talks about their YouTube streaming channel and plans for future streams

[35:34 - 35:53]Mentions budget constraints for improving their streaming set-up

[39:08 - 39:43]Reveals surprise purchase of a expensive statue for their office, leading to a humorous argument with co-host

[40:01 - 40:14]Jokes about the high cost of the statue and its material

[41:19 - 41:31]Mention of hiring pygmy masseuses for one afternoon, leading to discussion about company expenses

[31:30 - 41:43]Speaker discusses various topics and jokes with co-host on their podcast.

[41:44 - 41:49]Podcasters skip ahead due to boring conversation about periods

[41:50 - 41:59]They believe their podcast is like a fever dream for listeners

[42:10 - 42:17]Podcast is different because of Markiplier's influence and improv classes

[42:33 - 42:48]They were signed up for UCB improv classes by Markiplier

[42:49 - 43:01]UCB is a famous improv school in Los Angeles

[42:49 - 43:01]Many famous comedians have come out of UCB

[43:40 - 43:54]They both completed the first course of UCB with Markiplier's help

[43:54 - 44:01]They performed a final exam in front of a live audience

[44:24 - 44:36]Ryan is more comfortable with controlled comedy, while Matt struggles with improv on stage

[45:16 - 45:25]Both experienced awkward moments during the performance

[45:25 - 45:38]Ryan shared a story about a shocking joke that didn't land well in his show

[46:37 - 46:45]Matt forgot he was registered for the class and had to retake it

[46:46 - 46:53]They both enjoyed their improv teacher and attended one of his shows

[47:08 - 47:15]Matt's favorite display of improv was in the movie Ted

[48:07 - 48:18]They mentioned a viral video of a man having a 9/11 meltdown during an improv performance

[48:54 - 49:00]The conversation ends abruptly at the 45-minute mark

[41:44 - 49:41]Podcasters discuss their experience with improv classes, given by Markiplier, and share stories of their performances and awkward moments on stage. They also mention famous comedians who have come out of the UCB improv school and their favorite displays of improv in media. The conversation ends after 45 minutes.

[49:49 - 50:00] The speaker and Ryan discuss a specific cheese at Whole Foods that is often out of stock

[50:46 - 50:54]The speaker and Ryan discuss their love for cheese, particularly Cremont from Vermont Creamery

[51:00 - 51:07]The speaker mentions a podcast door that they forgot to close

[51:33 - 51:44]The speaker mentions finding an unopened log of goat cheese in their fridge

[52:28 - 52:40]They also discuss eating gouda cheese with pepper jelly and crackers

[53:37 - 53:42]They talk about eating cheese and crackers with apple slices

[54:43 - 54:48]The speaker expresses their dislike for raspberries, but Ryan convinces them to try one and they don't enjoy the texture

[56:31 - 56:36]Ryan expresses his love for berries on cakes

[56:58 - 57:03]The speaker mentions eating raspberries when they haven't eaten all day

[49:41 - 57:03]The speaker and Ryan discuss their love for cheese and eating it with various accompaniments. They also mention their dislike for raspberries and the speaker's preference for berries on cakes.

[57:04 - 57:11] In 2016, the speaker discusses their dislike for the after effects of eating berries and the inconvenience of seeds getting stuck in their teeth

[57:21 - 57:30]They mention buying guavas at Costco and not having tried many fruits or vegetables

[57:49 - 57:57]They talk about their limited fruit options, such as apples and bananas, and how they find them boring and not their favorites

[59:40 - 59:46]The speaker's gums would bleed when eating apples as a child, and they mention a future episode where they will try exotic fruits

[1.00:24 - 1.00:31]The speaker thanks listeners again and ends the podcast. Comprehensive summary:

[1.00:57 - 1.01:03]Mention of buying guavas at Costco and lack of trying many fruits or vegetables

[1.01:10 - 1.01:17]The conversation shifts to pickled foods and the speaker's dislike for carrots and olives

[1.01:25 - 1.01:30]Discussion of dislike for after effects of eating berries and inconvenience of seeds getting stuck in teeth

[1.01:37 - 1.01:44]Conversation about limited fruit options and dislike for apples and bananas

[1.01:44 - 1.01:51]Discussion about pickled foods and dislike for carrots and olives

[1.02:00 - 1.02:07]Childhood experience of gums bleeding when eating apples and plans for a future episode to try exotic fruits

[1.02:14 - 1.02:20]They thank listeners and mention the option to access more content on their Patreon page

[1.02:14 - 1.02:20]Thanks to listeners and mention of access to more content on Patreon page

[1.03:01 - 1.03:07]The episode ends with a joke about changing outfits and the fashion standards of their editor, Luke

[1.03:01 - 1.03:07]Joke about changing outfits and fashion standards of editor, Luke

[57:04 - 1.03:21]Final thanks to listeners and end of podcast.