[00:09 - 00:15]Speaker puts their hand on a couch and gets hurt

[00:55 - 01:00]They discuss their podcast and the mic stands

[01:27 - 01:32]Speaker gets a call from Ike and talks about their weekend plans

[03:28 - 03:33]They talk about playing video games and reading dictionaries for fun

[06:27 - 06:34]They discuss the Bible and Mormonism

[07:20 - 07:44]They mention a video about a planet that is the closest thing to hell

[08:04 - 08:11]Speaker mentions watching videos about nuclear explosions

[00:09 - 08:11]Speaker discusses their podcast, weekend plans, playing video games and reading dictionaries, and topics such as the Bible, Mormonism, and a planet that is the closest thing to hell. They also mention watching videos about nuclear explosions.

[08:11 - 08:17] Watching videos of nuclear test explosions and pondering the effects

[08:25 - 08:40]Thermal wave causes everything to go up in flames before shockwave hits

[08:54 - 09:06]People's silhouettes etched into stairway in Japan's Pompeii

[10:31 - 10:48]Discussion of alien entertainment and music

[12:17 - 12:22]Music has been around since early human civilization

[13:03 - 13:16]Hypothetically cool to observe isolated human nature on an island

[13:40 - 13:46]The Sentinelese tribe in the Indian Ocean has minimal contact with modern civilization

[15:20 - 15:27]They discovered the iron age through a shipwreck on their island

[15:28 - 15:33]Wondering what they think of the abandoned ship on their island

[08:11 - 15:33]The speaker discusses watching videos of nuclear test explosions and pondering the effects, including the thermal wave and shockwave. They also mention the silhouettes etched into the stairs in Japan's Pompeii and discuss the potential entertainment and music of aliens. They also mention the early existence of music and the hypothetical idea of observing human nature on a isolated island. Lastly, they mention the Sentinelese tribe and their minimal contact with modern civilization, as well as their discovery of the iron age through a shipwreck.

[16:12 - 16:18]In the audio, the speaker talks about how primitive civilizations would view advanced technology as alien aircraft and potentially attack it.

[16:42 - 16:48]The speaker compares this scenario to if a UFO appeared outside their own home and how their first instinct might be to shoot at it.

[16:53 - 17:00]They mention a famous picture of a helicopter flying over a primitive civilization after a tsunami and being attacked by a man with a bow and arrow.

[17:31 - 17:37]They discuss the dangers of introducing diseases to primitive civilizations and the impact it could have on their population.

[19:36 - 19:42]The conversation shifts to discussing Native American tribes and their treatment by colonizers.

[20:22 - 20:36]The speaker talks about growing up near Native American tribes and finding arrowheads while camping.

[21:29 - 21:35]They mention the last guillotine execution in 1977 and the ban on guillotines in 1981.

[22:27 - 22:38]The speaker expresses fear about not knowing if a beheaded person is still conscious after the execution.

[22:50 - 23:00]The audio ends with a mention of the comedy group White Kids You Know and their sketches about executions.

[15:34 - 23:15]Overall, the conversation covers topics such as primitive civilizations, technology, disease, Native Americans, and executions.

[23:21 - 23:27]A discussion about Trevor Moore's comedy and his potential appearance on the podcast

[24:10 - 24:17]The hosts' hesitation to invite guests due to a perceived age gap

[24:43 - 24:58]Trevor Moore's physical appearance and growth over the years

[27:16 - 27:23]The hosts' own physical changes and their complex feelings about growing up

[28:21 - 28:28]A comparison of the hosts' and a friend's hands

[29:23 - 29:28]A proposal for the hosts to appear as zombies on The Walking Dead

[29:48 - 29:54]Spoilers for The Walking Dead and a discussion about the longevity of zombies on the show

[30:01 - 30:12]An aging makeup artist's approach to zombie makeup

[23:15 - 30:12]The hosts discuss Trevor Moore, their own physical changes and complex feelings about growing up, and the possibility of appearing on The Walking Dead as zombies. They also mention spoilers for the show and the aging of zombies on the show over the years.

[35:40 - 35:46]The speaker is discussing the TV show "The Walking Dead" and their experience watching it.

[36:17 - 36:23]They mention that they stopped watching after season 5 but still occasionally watch scenes.

[36:17 - 36:23]The speaker talks about the show's creator, Frank Darabont, and his involvement in the first season.

[36:17 - 36:23]Darabont left the show due to budget conflicts and there was drama surrounding his departure.

[36:17 - 36:23]The second season took place on a farm, which was not a long story arc in the graphic novel.

[36:24 - 36:35]The show's format revolves around finding a new place to live and then having to leave due to danger.

[36:24 - 36:35]The speaker mentions that the show is currently on season 10 and there are no plans to end it.

[36:24 - 36:35]They compare the show to "Breaking Bad" and praise its concise storytelling.

[36:35 - 36:40]They mention filling up a "bingo board" with topics they have discussed, including "Breaking Bad" and South Carolina.

[36:53 - 37:02]The speaker touches on a serious political topic but admits to not knowing much about it.

[30:12 - 37:07]Overall, the speaker is not a fan of the direction the show has taken and has lost interest in it.

[37:16 - 37:25]Showrunners of a possibly historic TV show rush to work on Star Wars but are rejected and end up working on a Netflix project instead.

[38:02 - 38:11]The conversation shifts to David Dobrik and his extravagant gifts to his friends, sparking a discussion about wanting to become friends with him.

[39:46 - 39:52]The hosts mention seeing people they haven't seen in a while, including Ross and Frank Javc.

[40:18 - 40:24]They talk about how busy everyone from their old group Groms is and how it's hard to keep in touch.

[40:24 - 40:34]Brent from Groms sends mean texts to one of the hosts about running the business.

[43:30 - 44:32]The hosts segue into an ad read for MeUndies, talking about how comfortable their products are and how it would make a great gift.

[44:59 - 45:09]They move on to an ad read for Honey, a browser extension that helps find the best promo codes while shopping online.

[45:20 - 45:34]The text concludes with a mention of the hosts playing Fortnite for 24 hours and using adult diapers, thanks to the discounts from Honey.

[37:07 - 46:04]Showrunners rush to work on Star Wars but are rejected and end up working on a Netflix project instead. The conversation shifts to David Dobrik and his extravagant gifts to his friends, sparking a discussion about wanting to become friends with him. The hosts mention seeing people they haven't seen in a while, including Ross and Frank Javc. They talk about how busy everyone from their old group Groms is and how it's hard to keep in touch. Brent from Groms sends mean texts to one of the hosts about running the business. The hosts segue into an ad read for MeUndies, talking about how comfortable their products are and how it would make a great gift. They move on to an ad read for Honey, a browser extension that helps find the best promo codes while shopping online. The text concludes with a mention of the hosts playing Fortnite for 24 hours and using adult diapers, thanks to the discounts from Honey.

[46:04 - 46:14]Someone is promoting the use of Honey for holiday shopping.

[46:21 - 46:30]Installing Honey is easy and free.

[48:42 - 48:53]The speaker has trouble playing GTA San Andreas on their wide monitor.

[50:05 - 50:22]They make a joke about getting David Dobrik on the channel.

[52:07 - 52:14]The conversation turns to dirty talk and donating plasma.

[53:11 - 53:18]They joke about starting a crack or fentanyl empire.

[53:26 - 53:33]There is a discussion about the benefits of crack and tobacco.

[54:20 - 54:27]The speaker references a video where Chris Chan tries alcohol.

[54:36 - 54:45]The comedy is described as bad.

[46:04 - 54:46]In summary, the speakers discuss using Honey, playing GTA San Andreas, dirty talk, and the use of tobacco and alcohol. They also mention wanting to get David Dobrik on the channel and joke about starting a crack or fentanyl empire. They also reference a video of Chris Chan trying alcohol.